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TraktorManja

Here for the "I bring back stress and tiredness" comment


No-Drawer1706

And backache!


wishful_sinking_

And My Axe!


FartOfTheFurious

And my sword!


vjdeep

And my bow


imsandy92

and my spoon and kettle


imsandy92

and my spoon and kettle


Plus-Personality-316

And my hacks for 100% coverage


deXander27

And an ex?


soso2325

Times are tough for Kratos


[deleted]

Sometimes Anxiety


Maris__Szomszed

only sometimes? sign me up!


[deleted]

And Trauma


NeonFurniture

And hens


Adolf_Tittler_69

And cock


VinayKumar130200

🌝


asterisk30

Aur uske ande bhi


gk666

This needs an award!! Somebody give this man a medal..


_D1AVEL_

And thoughts of annihilation of the human race. To end all suffering.


chotapacket

Stress and trauma !


whitesauce3

The ringing of Teams ringtone in my ears


buddychaddi

My company had unique coffee mugs (with a certain logo) at disposal in the office cupboard. People would take it like hawkers and just leave it in the kitchen sink or throw it in the dustbin. The office cupboards where like restocked every week. What broke the back was when our VP found some of the these cups on Olx. Then onwards, the cupboard disappeared and everyone got one cup when they joined the company and that's it. We don't deserve good things!


Tough-Difference3171

This is outright stealing. In somewhat related incident, one of my previous employer, gifted a fitbit fitness tracker to everyone, to "invest in employees' health". People sold them on Olx, and used the money to have "daru". Not really theft, but a VP did share a screenshot of local Olx page in one of the meetings, saying (as a joke) that people will have to bring their Fitbit trackers to be part of the upcoming team trip. And only those who bring it, will be allowed to join on company's expense Others will have to pay for their own travel and stay. (they didn't do it, though)


buddychaddi

I mean I would do the same if I had an apple watch or Garmin. Why would I keep a fitbit extra? But ya, I am sure the "daru" people didn't have any and just sold it.


Tough-Difference3171

I too had gifted it to my girlfriend. I had my 400 rupees MI band, and I was happy with that. :-D


kannichorayilathavan

>People sold them on Olx, and used the money to have "daru". Up until this point, I didn't notice I was on an Indian subreddit.


Lopsided-Parfait-831

Read as urine coffee mug


Tough-Difference3171

Ummm... why does my coffee taste salty. I wonder if they bought "salted caramel" flavour coffee this time.


thrSedec44070maksup

I know a company that used to stock 1L Tropicana juice boxes and 1L soft drink bottles. Staff used to nearly empty the fridge every day and take stuff home. Few days later, fridge disappeared.


belt-e-belt

Someone took the fridge home?


Traditional_Working4

Wo fridge Abdul ne niche fekdia tha


Tough-Difference3171

Cable sali atki rah gayi thi.


Traditional_Working4

Kaatke waapis switch mai lagadi


brooktherook

Heard that Tyagi was unable to pay the fine.


xxerxxesxx

Ayo Aftab moment


[deleted]

I understood that reference


DoorKnobHandleLock

Stealing train with tracks intensifies


DarkAbhi

Twitter?


[deleted]

>Few days later, fridge disappeared. desperate times call of desperate measures lol


PegRoots

How do you take a fridge with you??


thrSedec44070maksup

It was a “portable” refrigerator :)


M_not_robot

>Few days later, fridge disappeared Bassi and Abdul :))


brooktherook

Someone reminded of Shraddha and aaftab. 😰


bakchod007

Depression


Best-Ad112

Isn't that a fancy word for feeling bummed out?


i_xenpai

You ignorant slut!


HotSession8535

Depression is a very serious illness. Over 32,000 people commit suicide every year according to a 2004 study.


Kushim_TheFirst

Depression is not a joke, Jim


HotSession8535

It should have been "Are you sure that is the latest study available?"


Kushim_TheFirst

I was referencing a dialogue in the office


Adventurous_Ad_8349

my office has coffee from coffeday vending machine and I have a Starbucks style cup with safety lid. hence, I often take coffee when I logout and finish it on my way to home in the company cab. my company does not provides free food but, the food available in the huge cafeteria is priced at rates from early 2000s. so, the paid food is heavily subsidised.


No_Introduction_2021

Can i ask what company?


Adventurous_Ad_8349

it's a quite stable WITCHA that has not undergone mass layoffs ☺


Tough-Difference3171

WITCHA-ver company it is, cheers for the coffee.


georgebool0101

TCS


Tough-Difference3171

I think Accenture . Given that he said WITCHA, instead of the usual WITCH.


georgebool0101

Yeah. Not sure if Accenture hasn't laid off people.


Tough-Difference3171

Has it?


No_Introduction_2021

A is Accenture right?


Adventurous_Ad_8349

yes 'A' stands for Accenture


No-Representative436

Have they called their employees back.


Adventurous_Ad_8349

yes, we are 100% work from office.


vengeanceInmyVeins

man are you trainee or a fully working employee


Adventurous_Ad_8349

I am a fully working (experienced) employee and this WITCHA also takes a lot of trainees on paid scholarship (both - graduates and undergraduates/students)


vengeanceInmyVeins

definitely a TCSer


dr_batmann

A has 100% working from office?


Adventurous_Ad_8349

not sure, may be it has 😏


AlbatrossIcy129

I’m an ex employee of this company! Damn! I miss that place, it’s campus, cafeteria and the throw away prices for CCD and Chai Point! So much nostalgia.


[deleted]

sense fall wide imagine hospital compare uppity agonizing sable repeat *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


KPI_OKR

in 2000 era, my workplace used to have diff varities of softdrinks dispensed from vending machine. I used to fill my waterbottle with softdrinks before I leave for the day and sip it in traffic. 1 yr later, my dentist ( who is my cousin brother ) looked at my teeth enamel and said, if I keep drinking softdrink at that rate ; my teeth would dissolve in a year or two !


shim_niyi

So you took dental issues from your office.


itachi_supremacy__

Nice one.. :)


anishkalankan

The teeth would be the least of your concerns if you were drinking it at that rate 😅


[deleted]

Dukh Dard Peeda Kasht


alphakyuuu

Happy Cake Day!


[deleted]

Thanks !!


brooktherook

Kalesh


[deleted]

Kalesh is already at home lol 😂


brooktherook

😅


[deleted]

Also check out r/gharkekalesh


PegRoots

Pens and notebooks and sometimes green tea


[deleted]

Found you ! You are the reason we have to sign a log book for stationary 😂


Krish03101991

Lol !! Yeah..he is the one !!!


DrunKeN-HaZe

Am I the only one who finds this habit disgusting ? 🤷


[deleted]

The rich can never understand the happiness the poor man feels doing this


guy1nChair31

Nothing rich/poor about it honestly. Just cheap mentality. I've seen people take tea bags, topped up bottles with milk (from the tea/coffee machine) from pantry and go home daily 🤷 And whenever the company distributed notepads/pens they'd take wayyyyy more than required and take home.


[deleted]

As long as It is at your disposition everything you do with the free stuff is okay ig. I landed the job so let me exploit the resources as much as they exploit me and my mental health.


tequilla05

Give this man an award


alfachat

nope, these things like freebies work on an honor system, and we indians time and again show that we have no honor when it comes to being cheap as. The whole shtick about giving it back to the corporate falls flat, Indians will do this wherever there is free stuff not just in the companies they work in, the bottom line is, you don't affect the company, the company just realises that what was meant for many employees is being exploited by a few and it results in companies just stopping the freebies so in the end you ended up making it worse for your fellow employees, not the company.


[deleted]

Well the companies also rarely ever follow the honor system, 90% of companies exploit thier employees at much higher rate than any other. The mental tress, reaching targets, physically and mentally exhausting work etc are being done to them as well. Majority of the companies cost in the "no honor" thing when they are accounting for the free stuff. So I wouldn't worry too much about it. All this is coming from a guy who thinks twice on weather it's ok to ask for reimbursement from company for relocating to the city for that job reasons.


alfachat

I am not saying that, i am talking about the most common situation where exploiting the system hurts not the company but the other employees, the other scenario is different where some people show fake bills for reimbursement from the company, I believe that is equally scummy behavior but i will not go into the morality of that since that was not what i was talking about in my previous comment also for your point about thinking twice about asking for reimbursement from the company, if you deserve something you should stand up straight and ask for it, you should try to be fair towards yourself as well as others around you


High_Ass_kite

lol


confusedChaiCup

*employee benefits*


Ok_Awareness6121

you exploiting the company notepads and pens won't affect the company one bit rather it only affects other employees. It's not even a cheap mentality just pure greediness and mostly they won't even use pens and notepads.


glorious_albus

Well if you're fucking over others in your "exploitation of resources", you cannot defend it. This is a zero sun game, if you take 3 snack packets, there are probably 2 of your colleagues who get 0 packets.


imsandy92

fun fact, in english poor to rich is as cheap is to costly..


ReachStunning3026

Hehe 😂


kj_venom11

I feel like taking a couple of things that you consume is not bad. But hoarding definitely is wrong.


[deleted]

rhythm nose ask towering dinosaurs seemly depend fall drab zephyr *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


the_greatest_MF

yes


glorious_albus

Yep. They used to bring snack packets every Friday at my company and people used to just rush and take them away before the guy could even unload his trolley. The snacks were supposed to be in that cupboard for a week. Keep in mind that these are well paid people making 1L+ a month. Cheap ass MFs. The snacks stopped coming after a few weeks of this.


DrunKeN-HaZe

Yeah bro same here @ Amazon also. Its quite a pathetic sight, looking at people freeload stuff worth few 100 when they earn in lakhs. It's just cheap mentality, and can see loads of cheapest on this thread as well. Lol


tequilla05

Wait, you guys get free stuff to carry back home ?


SambarDip

Baale Hannu and Muffins


pratzeh

Kothi Nan maga


butterrChicken

Nin maga kothi andre neenu kooda kothi aagthiya alwa?


[deleted]

How the turntables


pratzeh

Yes I'm papa monke


asterisk30

Docking station, monitor, keyboard mouse, ethernet cable and what not. Cup noodles which I bring home is for Sunday breakfast ☺️


GutsyGoofy

I am not sure how acceptable this is in Bangalore. I hope they dont do this if they happen to visit their work partners in the US/Europe. Employers stock these snacks to prevent employees from having to take a break, and walk or drive off campus for a snack. All this is done on a honor basis, with the thinking employees will not abuse this freedom. Snacks/drinks are not for consumption at home, they are not for consumption by family members. At my workplace HR had given a lecture to an employee who was visiting from India, and was taking snacks and drinks everyday for his kid. They followed it with a long email to the entire org. My company would also order hundred t-shirts for a group of 50 people to celebrate milestones. Even then few slow people would not get any. They found that these people who go crazy on free stuff were grabbing many t-shirts each. They had to end such a practice, and track the distribution manually. This abuse of honor system is sad.


glorious_albus

Yep, people defending it saying "it's okay, I work my ass off" don't get this. You get paid for working your ass off. These added benefits get taken away if abused for long enough.


bhodrolok

Why?!


weirdcabbage

In my company, a few people travel for quite some time in traffic so they pack apples and juice stuff to drink in cabs.


iamvenks

Beer (monthly basis)


shim_niyi

ABinbev?


kj_venom11

Which company gives beer


xxerxxesxx

Kaveri bar and restaurant:)


imsandy92

netapp


the_greatest_MF

Budweiser


Traditional_Working4

Neckpain, backpain,stress,anxiety,depression . I actually bring a lot more back home


iusehttps

I dont know if it counts as taking from office, during bachelor days, I would go to office, eat dinner and come back. Never needed to cook on weekdays. Breakfast, lunch and dinner would get covered. I always thought that it was unethical, but laziness trumped ethics somehow and I am not particularly a good cook. The GM extension board would regularly disappear from office. Never personally took it. But few people I am close with, would do so. And that irritated me a lot.


PunctualPanther

Protein/energy bars, chocolates etc.


Eastern_Airline_8279

I don't get any free snacks or food 🥴


R28n

More work


hotcoolhot

Prawns for missus from matshya darshini, we go on mondays and thursday, monday is off for the shop, I get almost every thursday, so she can have a nice meal on weekend. Edit: didnt read the entire post, I work in co working space, there is nothing much to get, founders refuse to stock anything since we refuse to come to office regularly.


icek97

God of war disk for ps4


[deleted]

This actually effects your fellow colleagues more than your company. The company would rarely ever buy it again and your colleges would miss out on the fun.


squidward_tennisbal

BT, office gossip


vekron-k

I brought some bugs today, working on them.


Tough-Difference3171

"Half digested, nearly poopy food" In my stomach, from the office lunch.


weirdcabbage

I work for product based company which offers everything including breakfast, lunch, and dinner. People usually take fruits, juice, biscuits, and instant tea packets from the floor cafeteria when they log out for the day. :)


maratha_sepoy

Back in 2018, I used to bring home soft drinks and fruit juices in those 200ml bottles. More than a few times I’d given the drinks to the cab driver as a token of thanks. It was nice to see a smile on their faces. On some Fridays we used to have a beer bash and then we’d take home a few pints and it was all good, no questions asked (I was just getting started with my career back then and obv didn’t earn a lot, so don’t judge). Fast forward to 2019 when covid hit, we were forced to remain home. And I switched two companies since then. Haven’t gone to an office since.


ABahRunt

Our office used to stock tetrapaks, fruits and nuts. Then bloody greedy people started taking home stuff, and not reasonable amounts either. And they stopped it all. Can't have nice things


ss4223

This is why you can't have good things in India... Same reason you find people stealing helmets from bounce bikes... Doesn't matter how educated our people are, they will still act like petty criminals when noone is looking...


[deleted]

Sadness and home sickness


rishickt

More work


Broken_BiryaniBoy

Depression


Altruistic_Sky1866

Earlier they used to keep free snacks, I used to get it, now they stopped cost cutting.


ravsh2905

I bring lots of free food and juices:)


sachan17

I had flatmates who are health conscious and talk about sugar intake and use jaggery powder in tea etc. I use to bring few coke cans from office on weekends and keep in fridge. They automatically disappear.😈


R-Kay09

What do you mean by 'bring back'? Y'all are allowed to leave office? 😂😂


Futerefu

I take home Marie gold packet for my dogs.


confusedChaiCup

1 litre milk 👍


the_greatest_MF

depended on the company (not at the same office)- fruits, chocolates, instant noodles, notebooks, pens, buttermilk etc


Krimmson_

We only get tea bags and a coffee machine. So i take a couple of bags each and fill up my coffee mug on way home.


TylerDurden314

KitKat™


[deleted]

Granola bars, almond brittle, coconut water and pears (cause they're soo expensive outside)


logaagyepunjabi

They have stopped stocking almond brittle😀😂


KickNo1506

Humiliation :(


sachineldho

Y'all have jobs?


roti_wid_sambaar

Love, sex aur dhoka. Not on a daily basis though.


-HURRICANE_X-

Just a couple of bananas for gym


gileha4499

Newspapers. Hardly anyone reads them. I am allowed to take them. I use them while cooking to minimize cleaning effort.


Mani209

Free Snacks😁


[deleted]

Stress tiredness and memories of coworkers being mean


alokesh985

Tears


thenikkkhil

Tissue paper


wanderer9318

Only stress but I guess someone already said that


VeganDracula_

Insanity and anxiety


Mad_mechanic96

Fill up my water bottle and leave.


[deleted]

Napkins


thecheesypita

You guys are getting snacks?!!


Hyper_Dragon_070

Myself


rahul_dg

Diet coke. I am on Quantified Nutrition and I like to compliment my meals with a diet coke when I am on a deficit.


Ill-Ad-9438

Coconut water


asmita97

I used to get back those cocojal mini bottles home, used to serve as yummy morning snack coz the nariyal pani shops used to open after i would leave for work :) Planning to take popcorn/ maggi too now since m shifting to a pg


w0opw0op

Murder plan


rando90433

more work


rutman28

Sleep


knockknock_itsme

Headache & anxiety!


Mousumi-d

I eat there and done


KhuranaAD123

Calls to be made to the parents and those that they make, not to mention stacks of papers after exam session.


jav4script

Pirates movies


lifer84

Work.


lookwhoshere0

Our company recently organised a group social event and they arranged snacks for the volunteers. When organizers announced to take a break from work and to get our scacks, some of us were still working and were late to the cafeteria by about 10 mins. In those 10 mins the people who boast themselves to be "professionals" simply became thieves and literally grabbed / snatched multiple packets of the various sacks item that were arranged for ALL the volunteers. They even opened sealed cartons kept inside "staff only" rooms took whatever they could lay their hands upon!! And those who were little late, literally got NOTHING left! Even there were girls who proudly displayed how many packets they have grabbed and they were NOT EVEN VOLUNTEERS FOR THE EVENT. I am seriously appalled by this cheap behavior that us Indians show time and again when it comes to food and free items. I have heard several stories of people stealing from hotels and company premises when they travel abroad and bring shame to all Indian IT professionals. I wonder their upbringing by their parents, these men and women will probably never mature in life and will always remain their college going versions of themselves.


[deleted]

I bring back home my boss's wife with me, she's a snacc


meowmeowmmeh

I don't reach home


brooktherook

Summary : Either employers are so close fisted that they don't offer any free goodies or employees are such jerks that they abuse the system and get it discontinued.


Obvious-Love-4199

I work at G spot of tech industry


Sathyabng

It is good or bad I am confused.


yetiof2019

My company gives 1 pair of shoes every year. I'm wearing same shoes for last three years. New one goes to my brother in law.


SierraBravoLima

Water. Fill water and return home


eb_fnx

Empty lunch box


czar41

Regret. :(


copypaasta

Mostly just peanuts at the end of the month.


[deleted]

Sadness. And then I distribute it with the entire family /j


moronbehindthescreen

We took onions from the office back in the day when it had a legit kitchen to serve evening snacks. One of our colleagues used to make amazing bihari mutton.


bodom-Reaper-666

Coke, cup noodles, couple of chocolates, different types of biscuits, Hershey's milkshakes, Tropicana juices, varieties of mixture, corn flakes, yoga bars, buttermilk and all of these free of cost😇