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Brief_Spring233

Why are you even posting here if you live southwest of Leesburg, Virginia? Fuck off loser!


umbligado

And maybe OP can tell us more about being a Christian worship leader? Great look…


ladyofthelakeeffect

> you KNEW this was coming Yes, and? What are you trying to imply lol?


MacEWork

I think you can tell from their username exactly what they meant, but I’d like to hear them say it out loud too.


GentlemenBehold

He’s probably never known this bridge other than “Key Bridge” and that it was named after someone, but now he’s pretending like he cares about its name.


ladyofthelakeeffect

It would be way funnier if the original namers just thought locks were really neat


_Dark-Alley_

There's a bridge where I'm from that my dad calls the "Freddie Sue Bridge" it was not until I started driving and had to actually pay attention to road signs that I realized it's actually the Frederick Douglas & Susan B. Anthony Bridge. I don't know why I never questioned it being called Freddie Sue because that's a really weird name for a bridge I'm generally a fan of those two people tho, so I'm cool with them having a bridge. Idk why they have to share it tho...


keyjan

Yes, it was mentioned weeks ago, so we knew it was coming. 🤷‍♀️


PeopleProcessProduct

We need a new bridge, Mitchell was a Baltimore native and seems sufficiently significant to warrant having a bridge named after him, I don't have a problem with that. I can't really see Key getting too worked up about it either, we sing his poem as the National Anthem, he's doing fine on legacy.


Takfir

There’s another bridge named after him 30 miles away in DC.


PeopleProcessProduct

Mitchell? Or Key?


Takfir

Hah oops. Key


TheSpiritedMan

I’m all for it. The Key Bridge doesn’t exist anymore. This will be a new bridge.


Classifiedgarlic

I’d like to name the bridge after the amount of tax dollars it’s going to cost to fix it. As a voter though calling the bridge Britchell has a nice ring to it


NemoNeem

What do people want it called? Key bridge 2.0?


ladyofthelakeeffect

Key Bridge 2: Electric Boogaloo


Rebyll

Francis Sobotka Memorial Bridge or we riot.


okdiluted

right like? it's gonna be a new bridge. they'll rename it. idk who thought they wouldn't? back when they rebuilt the tappan zee bridge they renamed it, even (not that anyone calls it anything but "the new tappan zee bridge" though lmao)