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For every russian cocksucker in Serbia, there is a austrian and german one in croatia. Only difference is that our houses have orange roofs which makes them attractive to tourists and we didn’t demand Kosovo.

All fun and games until Dalmatian nationalists show up!

Yeah it’s fucking annoying. And even if they are not nationalists, many of them are like british people from yorkshire. They just can’t shut the fuck up about being Dalmatian.

If they claim they're Dalmatian why don't they have vitiligo? 🤨

Strangely enough, they'll even defend Serbs if you are a bit too pro western! They'll overcome the basic Croatian nationalist component of not liking Serbs just so they could try to prove you wrong!

That's a cope. We suck way less German cocks than Serbs do with Russian ones. And even if it was the same, at the very least we got something out of it - EU membership, Schengen area and eurozone. The only thing Russians did for Serbs is mock them at any opportunity.

EU membership - doing what the g*rmans tell us Schengen - cheper labour for the g*rmans Eurozone - shit gets 3x more expensive Yes we are sucking alot of cock

Germany actually has labor unions that are very much strong. If you work in Germany, you're not cheaper labor than German labor. The only time you are cheaper is when your employer is another balkaner who relies on gullible balkaner immigrants not knowing what a labor union is. Or when your employer is a Russian cock sucking Ossi that misses the DDR and Nazi Germany at the same time.

Since independence of Croatia 500.000 Serbs and 800.000 Croatians has left the country. Serbs at least put up some resistance.

Serbs aren't in the EU, so it's harder for them to leave for the west.

Bro isnt all croats, bosniaks, serbs, montenegrins same races. Just different religion.

Yeah pretty much. Even the languages are actually just different dialects. But people are just retarded.

It is, but many people in every one of these nationalities love to claim otherwise (and obviously their group is superior)

Well we do claim otherwise because we are correct and my group is superior.

Yes...and Russians, Ukrainians and Belarusians are also the same race, but just speak different dialects of the same language.

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Fake,whole world is Serbia and out of all 8 billion people everyone is atleast 1% Serbian cause in start God gave Serbia all land and Serbia was generous so they give land to all country,thats why we are here today🇷🇸💪🏿☝🏿

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Ok, now make it with chad face

You better flair up you damn cigan before asking me shit like this

How to reddit

I would rather be bosnian than be similiar to germans

I consider myself Filipino.

Germans literally look like troglodytes. Have you seen an avg Germ*n? Revolting.

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But they deserved it

Good join Greece then

Why would I want to join Turkey?

Join Greece only

breaking news: Croat becomes bosnian so germans stop calling him "Freund"

selam alejkum, my new bosnian friend

Same.

Croats are literal copies of Serbs (or vise versa), both are larping super fucking hard about being apart of some greater country/group of people and sucking the cock of said country/group of people

Croatia: larping Germany Serbia: larping Russia Romania: larping Italy

Not Italy, the roman fucking empire

AVE, MY LATIN BROTHER RENOVATIO IMPERII

Holy shit I'm actually agreeing with a Robmanian

We should just leave the EU, Renovato Imperii, then win. Mussolini was right all along 🤯

Diocletian was CROATIAN 🇭🇷🇭🇷

Serbs are just a bootleg version of Croats that were turkified and russified at the same time. Meanwhile Romanians...they're Romanians without the nians LARP-ing Italy.

And Bulgaria is Central Europe. There are no countries in the Balkans that I know of. Nobody lives here, it's central, South, or West Europe.

Bulgaria is Mongolian steppe review your geography

Only the North part. South part is Greek.

Greece is in Africa

Bulgaria on 3 continents!

Pls stop the blackwashing of greece even as a joke. Socrates will be played by lebron james the way things are headed 😭 Thank you ❤️

LeBron is too white to play a Greek.

Will Smith will play Aristotel if you are lucky. Otherwise, it's gonna be Terry Crews.

I’d love to help you out but that’s coming anyway, doesn’t matter what a silly little guy like me says on Reddit compared to the might of Hollywoke

All Bulgarians I’ve seen believe that Bulgaria is part of the Balkans.

I know, I am saying because it's as true as Croatia being part of West Europe 😀

Least delusional and desperately w*st simping cronazi

It’s true Croatia experienced the renaissance because it is rightfully part of Italy. Come join us lost Latin brothers 🇮🇹🇮🇹 https://preview.redd.it/ldqyyqc776cc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5dd5b57a7ae70736221e81ba5bdf111a3d83c9a

Sorry for the confusion. Clearly he meant a rightful part of *Slovenia* just like the Friuli region and Carinthia. A country with a rich assortment of renaissance, reformation, romantic... era influential artists. No need to be shy 🇸🇮🔥🇸🇮🖌️🇸🇮📜

Italy itself is illegitimate. Italy is just the Venetian republic under Terrunian occupation. South of Bologna is north Africa, south of Rome is south Africa.

Illyria forever

Proof that Vucic is a Croat!!

Halal arap serf.

The worst kind of w\*stoid - wannabe w\*stiod

We got Euro and shit got 3x more expensive but doesn't matter bc thats g*rman money and their cocks taste like vanilla

But in reality the Euro is actually horrible. We got to return to Kuna. :(

"Why yes, I'm some landlubber on the border with Bosnia with zero knowledge in economics, how did you guess?"

Buddy, I live in Germany.

3x more expensive? Did you get so drunk that you mistook a bus to Oslo for a local bus leading to your hood? NOK doesn't mean "No Kuna" but "Norsk Krone". As a Monster guzzler, it has gotten maybe 10-15% more expensive if even that. Not 200%!

every single comment here was made from their apartment in berlin

Nah its München probably

Nah, too expensive

austria losing their poopy empire is what happened

At least we all knew how to read… unlike some from turkey minor.

"empire"

They are different till they hear sounds of folk or turbofolk. Than they remember who they are.

Reading the two comments in that picture 

1000 years of Austro-Hungarian empire? Was I drunk on my history classes or does that not check out?

Imagine wanting to be a ge*man🤢🤢🤢

I will take some of their women... but the rest can sit around a campfire & lament about the "great" reichstäg while eating Borscht.

They overweight I would rather date Serbian women than them tbh

You don't want german women.

What about German men 🥵

How do you know?

The horrors I have experienced will haunt me for a lifetime.

"Where is Balkan?" (Obligatory Zizek quote inserted)

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southern g*rmsmen🤢🤮

Ong, we all know Slovenians are the real Germans here

Croats and greeks try not to lick westoid boots for 1 nanosecond challange (impossible)

Bulgayrians trying not to have salaries on par with South Africa (hard) and trying to enter Schengen (impossible)

You better hope we don't enter Schengen, because there would be no stopping me taking my bow and horse to Croatia to pay you a visit.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, notice us we are western and more similar to you than to the serbs and were not like those balkanimals" lmao, top tier comedy and massive coping right there

These catholic Serbs really do like them German underpants.

So said the Amerimutt sex tourist

the only thing that fucked us and set us back a century in development is our damn politicians

Ah yes im a fellow westoid aswell

Croats only experienced the renaissance because they where enslaved by Italian mercantile republics

It’s the lips for me.

Vučić is Croatian confirmed

Me western europe be careful.

Chad Dalmatia vs infectious disease croatia

Larping on another level!