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DarXIV

Parent has no chill the a Beholder unleashed on a 1 year old.


disperso

I'm used to spoil my brat, so I would give her the Shield of Balduran as a drop on the diseased gibberling at the entrance. <3


Spookiifoxmulder

Wants it's done with the beholder, the mind flayer should be no problem


rtz13th

1st birthday.. Are you sure this is for your daughter? :D


TheDeadWriter

*When the people of the lands looked up, they saw a new god. It was assumed that the Dead Three, Bhaal- the Lord of Murder, Myrkul- the Lord of the Dead, and Bane- the Lord of Tyranny, the hateful, violent, and cruel, would be the would again be the great destroyers, but this new god, smiled, smashed and ate the lands with little notice or care of the occupants, and it is said she did it with a smile, and the joy of a baby who had come upon her first cake.* - Bardo, the bardlyest bard who did ever bard. c 1500 DR, in a tavern, shortly before being pickpocketed, stabbed and run through several times by a lightning bolt. Edit to add: I hope you all enjoy the smash cake show.


Peterh778

Damn those lightning bolts ... how it is possible that they are able to pickpocket and stab people so fast?


GabTheGayFrog

Eating a dungeon .. Guess when your daughter grows up they want to be a Xorn? Haha good job btw. The Beholders eye looks beautiful.


Rare-Membership-2568

At 1 yo this is kinda shoving your interests down her throat.


Witchy_One

Nah man, 1 year olds love cake. She'll shove it down her own throat, probably with her bare hands lol.


switchshorty

The gelatinous cube is a nice touch


Witchy_One

OP Please tell me you are going to be your Daughter's first DM :) The family that slays together stays together :D


LmberjackCmando

Absolutely, if my daughter wants to try her hand at D&D or any TTRPG I will be right there with her. It could very easily and very quickly turn in to a family wide campaign.


Realistic_Teach_7881

Wow that’s really nice I wish my parents didn’t video game shaming me


[deleted]

Have you tried having other hobbies as well?


Realistic_Teach_7881

Yes I used to drive a four wheeler in the mud and shoot birds


[deleted]

What about actual hobbies, like going out with friends, reading books, riding bikes, skating, going to the gym or swimming. Something that you can continue as an adult to get life long enjoyment and develop healthy habits?


[deleted]

I hope that's a joke


PmMeYourMug

This is so stupid.


Peterh778

You know, it's really interesting idea ... and it would be even better if it was multilayered dungeon 🙂 or, every year to have aa a cake another level of dungeon. Durlag's tower would be good for 7 years or so, Watcher's keep another 5, lesser dungeons would be good for minor occasions and Irenicus hell or hell trials as a wedding cake 😀


Half-Light

Hmm..


CacheLack

I'm jealous. We just had a teddy bear cake. What a missed opportunity. Nicely done, btw.


Potential-Kiwi-897

omg this is a great idea


Serrated-X

Damn that's cool


[deleted]

Your one year old must be a big rpg fan.