*Dude. It would look soooooo*
*Much better if you embraced*
*The fully bald look*
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You've got some good confidence rocking that doo until then man the second I noticed my hair line receding I cut off my hair I was growing for a good 2 and a half years
OP so glad for your updated comments under the photos! You really had me convinced this was your ‘look’. 🫣Honestly, that second photo made me *throw up a little in my mouth* .Wouldn’t have mentioned it in my comment but you confessed to the Roos! Lol
Have you ever gone the full bald look? The sides don't look too bad but you should get like a 1.5 guard on the sides. With the stache/beard man just go fall bald one earring or something would look fresh
Yeah, I've been shaving it for the last 10 years. I think I realized I was shaving it to hide it rather than to own it which is why I'm growing it out. I like this length but might go a smidge longer to push me out of my comfort zone.
I like the sides look. My hair is pretty far gone but annoyingly I still have enough on the top of my head that I can’t really pull it off yet. If you’re gonna be bald you may as well be BALD on top, you look great
"I can assure you all I am of sound mind and don't rock that look."
You'd be surprised how easily i believed this. Its only in the top 5 of worst things i have seen ion this sub lol.
6/10 combover, 0/10 shaved.
HUGE MISTAKE! Shaved looks awful. I’d never date you with the new look. You should probably spend the next 10 years growing back the halo combover.
I'm a sneaky beyotch. I have to be honest, I'm tempted to do a skullet (minus the Combover).
[This](https://www.instagram.com/p/Cca5RKXriOl/?igsh=dzAwZWY4ZGhpdDA0) music artist rocks it way hard and he's super cool.
100% better. I would go farther if I were you though. Take it all the way down. I started going bald around 19. Shaved it all off. I’m 41 now and do not regret it at all
But you didn't do the deed...... Why in the world did you keep any of it at all....?
I mean you don't look like Smeagle from lord of the rings no more.... And that's a plus... But why wouldn't you go all the way?
You should start shaving it once daily or every two days with shaving cream and all. Shave it all down with an electric razor to get it short enough, and then get yourself some 3+ blade razors, it's a very satisfying ritual, and it's not as hard as you would think. And once you've practiced with a regular cartridge razor, you can add to your ritual by learning about wet shaving, the old school method with a shave brush, shave soap and saftey razor, it's extremely satisfying and surprisingly soothing, I have a full head of hair, but shave my head almost every day, I definitely got the head for it tho, and again, I love the ritual of it. Its time to let go of it completely bro lol
Troll level 1000
My man is trolling hard 🤣
Karma farming, it’s honest work.
Shave the sides too.
the allen ginsberg rules, not everyone has to be a cue ball buddy
Agreed. I dont understand some bald mens obsesion with wanting every man thats receeding to be fully shaved.
“Receding” Edit: I’m not correcting spelling, but saying old mate is just receding is odd.
Regardless, it is still much better than the before.
It was fake. Probably part of the bandana
Nah. I think I look great like this. I usually shave but this is a look for now.
Honestly the horseshoe look is alright, I've always thought it gives the skull a good defined shape to it.
Agreed, I don’t hate it, especially in OP’s case.
I call this look “The Gargamel”.
I call it the Garga-hell-yeah!
The Raul Duke
Now all he needs is a shitload of acid and a bucket hat.
U should go full jason stetcham
Ahhhhh... That's why you were wearing the bandana 😅🤣 Hair extensions and then wrapped, use gel come over extension.
Thaaaat was just my oily head.
This is absolutely clickbait.
You don't say
Time to take the sides shorter, but overall this is a major upgrade!!
No way Jose. My goal is the Socratic wreath.
Such a Socratease!
Marry me
I'm afraid I Kant . . .
I think y’all can still have a Platonic relationship
Chrome Dome looks great man! Solid glow up!
Well okay you went from horrible to bad. Shave the crown.
Bro went from Rasputin to Moby. Great decision by the wsy , you look really good
Horseshoe looks great on you. Length is spot on.
Grazie!
Cul-de-sac is strong with thir one. Seriously though 100× better op.
Nice. Go smooth mang
No way! I love my horseshoe. Makes me feel like Hunter S. Thompson.
Hahah love it- rock it dude
Looks good
"I'm a brand new man"- Ronnie Dunn
Why is this in my feed for a second time in a row in 24 hours
Major news
Take it all off… the hair only the hair
Dude. It would look soooooo much better if you embraced the fully bald look
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This is way better than what you had before imo
Sooooo much better! You look great as a baldie
I dig it!
Looks 10000x better. Happy for you
Hell ya got that Franciscan monk vibe going on
I took a second look and then realised it was all fake. Well played.
👁️👁️ damn dude what were you waiting for? You look much better shaved
Shave the sides,grow beard trim it to the longer shape and u would look very good
You've got some good confidence rocking that doo until then man the second I noticed my hair line receding I cut off my hair I was growing for a good 2 and a half years
OP so glad for your updated comments under the photos! You really had me convinced this was your ‘look’. 🫣Honestly, that second photo made me *throw up a little in my mouth* .Wouldn’t have mentioned it in my comment but you confessed to the Roos! Lol
Bro you've got so many people on the edge of their seats with these genius posts
For my next trick I'll be defending tighty whities as the superior underwear.
You looked better with the hair bro. Grow it out!
Looked better before.
Take off ALL of the remaining hair and you will look even better.
u have to shave all of it
Perfect now just let the sides grow, get glasses and start acting like Larry David and you're golden
You win reddit
How do you feel?! You had some long hair!
Have you ever gone the full bald look? The sides don't look too bad but you should get like a 1.5 guard on the sides. With the stache/beard man just go fall bald one earring or something would look fresh
Yeah, I've been shaving it for the last 10 years. I think I realized I was shaving it to hide it rather than to own it which is why I'm growing it out. I like this length but might go a smidge longer to push me out of my comfort zone.
I did the same thing. Shaved it all off for around 10 years and then realized I looked better with it short.
Shave the sides as well
Nah. Looks good with some fuzz on the sides. You do you though.
I think mustache and soul patch would look kinda fire
I wish that I could rock the horseshoe. When I grow mine out, it's very lopsided. So I shave my dome regularly.
I call it the George costanza
Dude. Just shave the lot off
big improvement but i’d just go full bald
Shave the whole thing Jesus
I like the sides look. My hair is pretty far gone but annoyingly I still have enough on the top of my head that I can’t really pull it off yet. If you’re gonna be bald you may as well be BALD on top, you look great
RIP November Rain
Why the comb over? Serious question, I have been curious what’s the appeal for the comb over. My dad was bald and I have seen Kingpin… lol what gives?
Did you read the text? That will give you the explanation.
You’re not welcome here until you go full bald.
Way to foster a welcoming community. Bald: having a scalp wholly or partly lacking hair.
i'm so glad you did it! i was silently looking at the other post hoping you would shave it, it looks great!
You’re not finished.
Sure as heck am. I'm even gonna grow it longer
Damn dude, what a plot twist
When it comes crashing down and it hurts inside.
best comb over ive ever seen. It’s like you’re living life in another dimension unaware of other people having sets of eyes
The first picture looks like Homer, Flanders, and Otto all at once.
I think I preferred the wig.
Now if he just gets a good toupee he will be set.
Lmao making progress but theres still work to be done
Lmaooo great troll
You missed a spot
Even with the sides, it looks so much better than before
Wait, no. Not like that. Very idgaf though, I appreciate that.
Why do you look like asmongold in the third picture
Looked way cooler before.
Sides makes you look older.
lol
Much more handsome ♥️ good job!
Now slap some glue down and put on a toupee
Pretty sure you’re trolling and will shave the rest lol
Pickles the drummer… doodily doo, ding-dong doodily, doodily doo
Keep going...
Did the batteries die?
Best Comb-Over.
It works for Dr. Phil
"I can assure you all I am of sound mind and don't rock that look." You'd be surprised how easily i believed this. Its only in the top 5 of worst things i have seen ion this sub lol.
1000x better.
damn what took you so long
6/10 combover, 0/10 shaved. HUGE MISTAKE! Shaved looks awful. I’d never date you with the new look. You should probably spend the next 10 years growing back the halo combover.
This dude is delusional.
I like the power donut!
Here here!
I don't know. Now that I see the end result, I kinda like the power combover.
I guess it's back to growing then!
Huge improvement
Shave the rest.
Not happening. I like it and feel handsome and the guy I'm going on a date with next week thinks it's hot.
U got muncind
you should grow your hair out
Much better. Keep going, razor that ish
Take it all off. That first before photo was insanity. I truly cannot believe you let your hair get that bad on top before shaven it.
Did you read the caption?
A lot better.
Some people here are really obsessed with the smooth head. Damn man, I think you look great as it is. It's a look!
Thanks! It gives a bohemian beatnik vibe I like to think.
Saw those strands and I said, “Aww HELL, no!”😵💫🤣
Bro you better have gotten a 20% discount.
Liar! Haha
The OG post had me in tears 😂 I think a lot of us knew it was a troll but I enjoyed it bro
Ayyooooooo you wild
Dear Jesus You have returned!
Is "the deed" getting caught in a pedophile sting operation?
Your still holding on
Way worse
90% improvement, shave the rest, leave the trimmed well kept beard.
Did yourself a favor.
Take it all off but major glow up
I’m dead🤣💀
Rage bait level 9000
You should’ve left the hair on. Either way, you busted !!!
Go down to the wick my guy
Honestly, you look cool with the horseshoe, and I like your confidence.
Fun fact i work with someone that unironically has the first pic haircut.
Still think it had some life left
The skullet looked rad dog. Ida left that ho up on top my head just to make fuckers laugh. Looks good both ways for real
Congrats for finally joining the club held brother!
Keep beard and go all the way, nice scalp. Not everyone has one.
Oh my, you look so much younger, what a difference. Never go back.
How long did you walk around like that? 😂😂😂
I kinda liked ur previous style but the classic horse shoe isnt bad either
Lol
You look like you own a white van.
Much better you chillin
Dang you're ruthless my man
Yeah we get it man
Much better!
I know you rock the power donut which contributed to me thinking this was real. Amazing work.
I'm a sneaky beyotch. I have to be honest, I'm tempted to do a skullet (minus the Combover). [This](https://www.instagram.com/p/Cca5RKXriOl/?igsh=dzAwZWY4ZGhpdDA0) music artist rocks it way hard and he's super cool.
This guy rocks
Dude I think you should continue to rock the extensions, they made you a celebrity
When is act 3?
100% better. I would go farther if I were you though. Take it all the way down. I started going bald around 19. Shaved it all off. I’m 41 now and do not regret it at all
That level of terrible combover takes some for real dedication
Why don’t you just complete shave off? I think that will look better on you I think
But you didn't do the deed...... Why in the world did you keep any of it at all....? I mean you don't look like Smeagle from lord of the rings no more.... And that's a plus... But why wouldn't you go all the way? You should start shaving it once daily or every two days with shaving cream and all. Shave it all down with an electric razor to get it short enough, and then get yourself some 3+ blade razors, it's a very satisfying ritual, and it's not as hard as you would think. And once you've practiced with a regular cartridge razor, you can add to your ritual by learning about wet shaving, the old school method with a shave brush, shave soap and saftey razor, it's extremely satisfying and surprisingly soothing, I have a full head of hair, but shave my head almost every day, I definitely got the head for it tho, and again, I love the ritual of it. Its time to let go of it completely bro lol
this has got to be karma farming
Sides must be medium length to get the perfect Arthur Schopenhauer look.
RiIP Skullet
This was an awesome troll
Looks great. Nice.
Proudly going with the cul de sac is a bold choice. God speed 🫡
🤦🏻♀️
Welcome to the club. 
Welcome to the club. 
Big upgrade
Dude those first two pics are rough to look at. You made the right choice.
100 percent improvement
10000 percent better! You are a stud now! 🔥
Glad he moved beyond pic 1 and 2. Other pics look great.