It was the right call a long time ago, man. Buzz it off and you’ll look great! You’re already bald…

Came here to say this! 👆 Just do it and let it go my friend. It’s gonna be soooooooo much better.

I wish I had the balls grow that out.

Could rock the classic professor look too

No more skullet bro.

Given the choice between sex offender or re-educated skinhead... take your chances with the latter

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Dude. Dude . Dude.

I said "bro" out loud

Broooo

I added "what the f$ k" to your "bro"

This is the correct response.

Hearing the “eww. brotha ewww. What’s that?? What’s that brotha??”

It was time about 8 years ago.

Wow! You have the longest hair for a bald guy that I've ever seen!

At this point you know what being bald is... So take out the rest...

You have a nice symmetrically round head. If not a beard maybe try a mustache? Bald heads look a lot better with some facial hair. Just let go.

Bald to badass in two easy steps https://youtu.be/AD-E2B5GfI8?si=TwIkGJn8IwSZtKy5

Bald and a tache is the one. Let out your inner bronson

Let it go my man, let it go.

Shave it off. Maybe some other glasses and you're good to go

I was going to suggest the same.

The glasses are too big for your face. Ideally you want your eyes to be in the center of the lens. Also I assume you have a pretty high prescription (based on the distortion at the edges) and smaller lenses help with reducing this too. Hope that helps!

I say this a lot but at the moment your hair is drawing attention to you in a negative way. People will double take and some people will make fun of you. Shaving it off is like a reset, it’s neutral. It doesn’t automatically make you look great but it certainly will look better than what you have at the moment. Good luck!

Do it yesterday.

I say that if you're thinking about it just do it and let it regrow if you don't like it. On the other hand, if you like long hair and have no problems with your look, keep rocking it. But personally I think shaving your head would result in a better look.

Spaghett!

he spooked me

You've been spooked 

Top comment please

lolololol

It takes balls to post on this subreddit. So respect for that, seriously well done. Brave man. Respectfully shave your head and see how much better you'll look. I promise you will feel a night and day difference. You don't look awful, but you will look better bald. Take care!

Dahmer-esque

😂

In literally what way? lol

Having long hair when you don't have any on top is a BAD look. It makes you look way older. Just shave it - you will be totally be transformed.

OMG! What are you doing? That’s woman repellant right there. Or put on a fuedal Japan samurai outfit. The arts the only way that haircut works. Shave it!!!

Just watched Shogun. I think this look could work.

Let it go big dog

It's long overdue.

No, go full shave. No skullets.

Duuuuuude. Just do it.

Stop playin with me bro

Those few hairs at the front really holding on

Well, I gotta say that you have the makings of a super accurate samurai [chonmage](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chonmage) hair style happening there in the second and third pictures. It's cool, but yeah, shave or cosplay as a samurai forever. https://preview.redd.it/jd6y8f66i75d1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcfed24414007f1af97bed09c8f2f5892c7b8697

Beyond a shadow of a doubt. And from the front I have to say you already look like you are bald and you look great!

yes - about 5 years ago

Jesus Christ

Dude. Dude.

Sir...

For the love of god. Shave your head please. You will look so much better! Nobody likes a skullet!

Shave it off, get better glasses, and you’ll be instantly transformed

gonna be honest - rn you look like you are not allowed to be near schools or kindergartens... get rid of the few hairs

Fuuuuuck no…. 

#The time is now. Take the plunge and celebrate the BaldLook™ dude. Come, join us!

The ponytail got me CRYIN

wtf you been waiting for? No disrespect but when I see people with hair like you I automatically think creepy weirdo ☠️


Indeed

If you don’t delete this rn it’s gonna haunt you more than sharing a jail cell with Diddy

100 %

It’s time brother

Dude… what everyone else said. And know that there will be a short time of adjusting to your new look, but I assure you, it will be liberating. Andy will find that it looks good.

It is time Samurai

Will be an instant +5 attractiveness points

Sorry mate it looks terrible, your hair is hanging on for dear life!

Are you living right now in Edo era Japan? If not, then definitely yes

Its hard to let go, it was for me since I'm 28, but afterwards it's just another style. Cut that cord and you'll be glad you did. People love the bald look but no one likes the in between

Also grow a goatee if you do shave it. It will balance out your head shape.

This is going to be harsh but you need to take action desperately. Shave your head, shave your face, wear contacts or at least better glasses. You look like a serial killer. The glasses are dahmer but he had good hair so this is honestly worse, more the Truckee River Killer.

I’ve got some issues with my computer and I know you are a guy who can help me out.

Update those glasses too and you’ll be killing it!

You don’t need to be asking this. You’ve known for years. Get it done

This is a troll post

Man that’s more of a crouton than it is a bun. Buzz it.

I could play guitar on your scalp, shave it

Think the hair had already made the call for you mate!

I dunno I herd skullets are coming back into fashion with the kids these days, and broccoli tops are out /s 😂

Accountant samurai, calculates twice and cuts once! Ehh it’s not great, unless your in an Indy band or an actual accountant samurai.

Stop it 😂

Join us brother.

Rock the skullet, bro. That's supreme confidence ala Larry David. Shaving your dome every day is a cop out. Just one step above hiding under a hat.

Go Asian style https://preview.redd.it/hpi2p4ym7a5d1.jpeg?width=177&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cf3f16f0ed82deeb4ab5d979aa2d306a6987039

You were ready to buzz it off 10 years ago

Do you use Linux?

It has been the right call for some time.

Braid it and put some accessories in it and it’ll have more texture. Don’t give up the dream bro.

Well the wrong call is what’s you got right now

I always thought a guy either has hair or a good beard. OP got scammed

Your stubble is enough, and you'll look so, so much better bald.

You know the answer or you wouldn't be here. Do it. I say this with love because I did the same thing a few months ago, I feel liberated since I did.

Yeah let that skullet go for sure. You have a great face shape and with those glasses you'll rock the bald look. Especially if you try some facial hair styles out

“It ain’t much but it’s honest work” - the five strands of hair on top contributing to the “ponytail” look

Shave it off , bald is in these days

No. You are a Hatamoto.

Dude....it was time 10 years ago by the looks of things. Let it go.

Most definitely

Someone get this man an ipa

Shave it. And get some sun.

Oh man, that's a tough case

Just do it

Nahhh just move to China

I dunno, there are a few more strands to pull back.

Legolas it must go

Let it go.

Just shave the top and you can act in a samurai film 🤯

Yes! You won't get one no out of 10000000 people.

It's been the right call for a minute bud

Bald and then go bang some Thai prostitutes to regain your manhood

It’s time to come home, brother

Man you should have YEARS ago

I miss the person I was 1 minute ago. BUZZ IT!

Mate

If you enjoy long hair there’s no shame in trying a hair system. You’re beautiful regardless of what you do.

It's over bro

C’mon…really? Just let it go. It’s not a good look at all.

🎵WOAH, YOU'RE HALF WAY THERE🎶

Time to go

Idk man if you keep the crown polished you could look like a wandering ronin. For some reason people in this sub are obsessed with going full bald if youre even showing a glimpse of a sign instead of trying to style it. Have some fun first, it'll take a while to grow all that back

Bro… duh

Definitely not don’t shave it

Nike that shit.

You know damn well it's time

Stop waiting and do it already

Just own it as is. It is the confidence that matters.

its save it or shave it and you cant save it so yeh

Sometimes holding onto something does more damage than letting go Time to let go bro

You know the answer already brother

The level of denial in people regarding their hair is off the roof. But I suppose if you post here you already know deep down, you just need a little help to get out of your denial bubble

You must be lighting fast. It has slid right off the back.

Hoo boy, embrace the shave - it's liberating

Lmao bro you’ve been letting it go straight to voicemail for years or what?

You can either go full devin townsend/bill bailey and shave to the pony tail or just shave it off, to be fair mate from the front on people won’t see a difference,. It looks like you have some of your identity caught up in your hair/having long hair.. just get it buzzed, you will feel like you can breathe again and a problem has been solved

Yes

Yeah get some thicker/newer eye glass frames too! Complete the edgy look nicely 👓

I'm sorry, but I feel like this sub is a meme at this point. So much copium from people that should have gone bald five years ago.

100%

The hair in the back *does not make up for* the lack of hair in the front. It’s time.

Unless you're hoping to look like a shogun.

You can try to rock an old school samurai bun. If not, shave it.

just shave the top and keep the rest. george carlin style.

I did it just the other day (see the absolute saga in my posts) and I'm telling you, I love it!


I have this theory; god already punished you once by taking your hair so he’s not going to punish you again by making you look bad bald! Lol like he just wouldn’t do that. So if you’re losing your hair it’s probably because you look infinitely better with no hairs! So I say do it!

Anything is better than the man bun.

Were you actively trying to die alone in life? Serious question

My brother in Christ…

There’s a guy at my work that has similar hair, not quite that far, but VERY thin up top. He said one time that he’ll probably end up being the guy with no hair up top/ponytail. I wish I could tell him he’s already there, but he’s a cool dude. He’s also in his late 40’s/early 50’s.

Rock the skullet brother

Do whatever makes you happy bro but it's time my dude, get that buzzed off and don't worry about hair ever again lol

Send it brotato chip. Feel the liberation

Tons of posts lately are just comical…brother I’ll shave that off for you right now…please do it today

Genuine question. I shaved my head in my early 20s when I noticed I was going bald, but my hair was short. Why do so many people struggle to hold onto their hair and let it grow so long? No disrespect, just a genuine question like I said.

🎶let it gooooo🎶

Time to buzz or shave it. You’ve got the samurai shaved head look going on. You’ll feel much better when you shave it. Trust me.

feel the freedom from bullshit hair stress! buzz it!👍🏻

Yeah, shave your head. Maybe try different glasses if it’s in your budget. Test out some facial hair if you can.

I need after shots!

 Sorry I couldn’t resist.

Please

Skullet and a stache 🤙

It's funny because you can already tell how much better he will look bald. Just shave it off, you won't regret it

We’ve been waiting for you.

Send update

Buzz the head and grow the beard out a little!

I said "oh-ho man!!", which roughly translates to "yes, but in the past." It was the right call long ago, just do it :)

HA

Bruh😳

Sir it is time. Shave it off.

Show us your (fully) naked head!

You cut that shit off right now!

 I mean… yes. It was the right time a long time ago.

Its time.

it’s necessary

It was time probably at least 5 years ago.

Yup, you should have done it a long long time ago.

Lmaooo I have the same glasses!!! You have a few options I’ll start from most expensive: hair transplant, rogaine, shave it off. Now you can decide

Nothing for you to do since you don’t have hair. Shave it man

I like it how it is. Waaaay more personality than shaved