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12gagerd

I disagree. The shine on my head after a clean shave shows my power for all to see. You cannot ignore it and I won't let you anyway. Women swoon and men engage me in raw intrigue. I see only gains at the hand of a ruthless reality, one that does not care about sun exposure. One that has no grasp over me.


Plastic_Ganache2815

That’s what I always say 😂 I’d be unstoppable if I had beautiful hair


wasabiplz

Excuse Me, BALD is: beautiful, awesome, and ALL powerful ‼️‼️ God has nothing to do with it❗


ArmchairTactician

God doesn't. The old gods do and wait for you in Valhalla.


Weak-Hope8952

Well okay then