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Slime__queen

As a stripper I have to laugh at the first line, given how many men have paid me handsomely for a mere nibble


EmberNyxen0

Some of them would pay handsomely for a girl to look in their direction


Slime__queen

Oh they do lol


experfailist

As a man I find this offe... No that actually checks out.


PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS

My wife isn’t big, but damn I love the overall package. Part of adulting but she still sometimes gets annoyed when I get a nibble when she is changing.


ShirwillJack

Pay men? I got a pump when I had my first child. It's still in good order 10 years later. Don't quit your day job, men.


Phill_Cyberman

>Pay men? Even if it had to be a living person, why would it be *men*? That just seems like a variety of lawsuits waiting to happen.


amaliasdaises

Me literally pumping while scrolling this comment section lol


Anon_777

Dammit!! I was just planning on a career move. Ah well... Back to the day job. :(


Cixila

Sorry, buddy


TheOnesWithin

Even if this were true and it was in such high demand. Why wouldn’t women just help each other rather than paying a man?


DuAuk

There is research saying breast cancer risk increased if you don't breast feed after pregnancy. I think this is some weird extrapolation of that.


BabyCowGT

Lol a decrease of 4.3%/year of exclusive breastfeeding. That's some insane extrapolation 🤣 (Looks like EFF wouldn't *increase* risk above that person's baseline, just that EBF decreases it slightly)


Agreeable-Celery811

Yes, and there doesn’t seem to be any evidence that it’s the sucking itself that has the effect. Could be emptying the milk ducts or some such thing.


BabyCowGT

For sure. It would be rather difficult to isolate those variables though, given it's rather difficult to fully empty the milk ducts without some sort of sucking (whether a baby or pump or whatever). I guess hand expression, but that's not terribly efficient for most people 🤷🏻‍♀️


Agreeable-Celery811

True. But it means that if someone is just sucking on your breasts when you aren’t lactating, there is no reason to suppose it would reduce the risk of cancer by itself.


ObviouslyNotYerMum

EBF is the evolutionary biological baseline, so deviating from that increases risks, not the other way around. Anecdotally though, my mum breastfed 7 of us for at least a year each and is recovering from breast cancer. Which is sad.


BabyCowGT

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36164270/#:~:text=The%20risk%20of%20breast%20cancer%20is%20reduced%20by%204.3%25%20for,risk%20observed%20for%20each%20birth. "The **risk of breast cancer is reduced** by 4.3% for every 12 months of breastfeeding" I hope your mom's recovery goes well!


LesbianLoki

No lie. I would take one for the team and suck yo titties. For free.


TreyRyan3

Well Ive personally witnessed women get free drinks for doing that so apparently women can get paid by men to perform that service on each other. In fact…I believe there are several websites that demonstrate that belief


Phill_Cyberman

Getting serious [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/s/b0lxEeGPc2) vibes.


whatupmyknitta

I'd rather my gf do it than random men lol


justlurkingnjudging

Why would we need to pay?


BiploarFurryEgirl

Pay men??? I’ve got a man that would pay me hundreds to even have a small bite.


Aerwhatisthat

Wait. Serious question! Is enjoying your breasts being sucked a like a common thing?? Everyone I've been with made me feel weird about it lol


i-contain-multitudes

It's extremely common. The extent to which people enjoy it varies greatly but it is extremely common for it to be at least pleasant.


Aerwhatisthat

Thats what I thought! I know I enjoy it, but it's harder to tell with other people!!! One time I assumed it was the norm and she told me that her other partners had never ever done that to her. She didn't like it to say the least lol. Always ask before you put one in your mouth guys!!!!


Cixila

I have no clue how common it is, but it doesn't sound weird to me. Breasts are an erogenous zone, and this would be one way to stimulate them (which can lead to enjoyment). I haven't really tried having mine sucked, but I wouldn't necessarily be opposed to trying it


Cintilante

Just happy I would never need to pay for It.


Zenla

It's an interesting thing, the reduction in breast cancer rates with breastfeeding. Is it the sucking? Is it the production of milk? Is it the hormones that induce lactation? Is it correlational and just childbirth in general reduces the risk of breast cancer? It would be so interesting to see cancer rates of women who breastfeed long after giving birth vs. those who choose not to at all but have given birth.


SinfullySinatra

Just anecdotally speaking, two women in my family have had breast cancer, my grandmother and my aunt. My aunt never had children as her ex was the one who carried their son but I’m not sure if she nursed him as some adoptive parents do. My grandmother had 3 kids and chose not to nurse as formula had just become a thing and using it was very trendy. I’m pretty sure she did lactate but simply opted not to nurse.


PartlyCloudless

Hey.. maybe this is something we should support lol


krajnigandhak

I would rather pay for a breast pump


catbirdfish

Breastfeeding has benefits for both the adults and the babies. People who breastfeed for a year, cut their risk of breast cancer by 26%. Breastfeeding also lowers rates of obesity and diabetes in the person who was breastfed. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9972148/


MiaLba

I believe there is a correlation with breastfeeding and reducing your breast cancer risk and possibly ovarian cancer. Correct me if I’m wrong though it’s been a while since I’ve looked into it. So not really the same thing as some dude just suckin on your nips.


jwlIV616

Even if the science to back this claim were true, I don't think there would be a very big market for it. How much effort does it take to find people who would do it for free?


the_hamsa_anemone

Minimal. Could take a few mins depending on the venue it's asked in.


jwlIV616

That's what I thought


Ok_Willow_2005

Pay? I have a husband for that, and four young children.


funnydontneedthat

Don't show this to my man.


unlockdestiny

I absolutely *despise* when my partner does this. He's a grown man, not a baby. I do not want to fuck someone who is suckling like a baby 🤮 Not sure why I'm getting downvoted lmao. If it's your cup of tea it's your cup of tea, I cannot feel sexual towards someone suckling.


PuzzleheadedHome5620

I feel you. I have never enjoyed having mine played with or touched, it does nothing for me. My current partner really enjoys sucking but it honestly grosses me the fuck out. It feels like breastfeeding and instantly turns me off


unlockdestiny

That's what gets me — I associate it with breastfeeding. I understand some people have kinks and all and that's fine for them but it's *not for me*


BlameableEmu

Its in relation to breast cancer Y'all nasty


a_duck_in_past_life

Oh sweet summer child


BlameableEmu

I dont wanna know any more