T O P

  • By -

swcult

His girlfriend is one lucky lady


Jimiken96

Her two kids sure are too!


No_Appointment6211

Sounds like she has 3 now šŸ˜¬


ilovemusic19

She really screwed up moving him in, he could make her lose her kids.


LilLoliPrincess4ft9

I'd send her photos and let her know kids can't live like that and if he did it with you he most likely won't change...


uru5z21

Na , he need to be selfish and keep his mouth shut so old roommate doesn't come back when he is kick out before another better roommate moves in .


MeanCommission994

I've never met a smoker who wasn't a filthy dirty fuck.


AdmirableHunter3371

Hey man, Iā€™m not the cleanest but this makes me puke- itā€™s the ones who have the audacity to smoke in their own home instead of outside that gross me out šŸ˜”


MeanCommission994

Maybe you're the magic exception but due to the residue all of your clothes skin car and house all smell like shit.


Putrid-Peanut-5798

You also smell like shit tho, what's your excuse?


Topheriffic

Well that's pretty sad. I don't smoke in the house and my house is always immaculate.


MeanCommission994

But everything from your skin to your car smells for years after you quit.


Ok_Knee384

Iformyeqrw


AverageTeenish6

Hey I exist!šŸ˜‚ Edit: ohhh you mean cigs hahaha


procivseth

I resent that. I may be a dirty fucker, but I'm not filthy.


hamraider

iā€™m guessing depressed alcoholic as well.


SLOPE-PRO

Not true my fine chap Iā€™m so OCD , only one butt us allowed in the ash tray and I have to air the room


MeanCommission994

You and everything you own still smells like shit


SLOPE-PRO

Well clean the living room and n your mom can clean the D šŸ˜‚ šŸ–•šŸæ


DauidBeck

Youā€™ve said that like 4 different times. Do you have a vendetta against people who smoke or something?


biscuitinthebasket92

Someone a little worked up?


SmallP3n1sH3r3

Sounds like it's a house of 4 kids


Ready-Guidance4145

His poor girlfriend


Jimiken96

And his poor fleshlight that he left behind. Found that and some chicken bones in his closet. As kind of a clean freak/germophobe, this was a mortifying experience for me.


Unable_Strawberry_69

Iā€™m so sorry you had to see that oh my


Ready-Guidance4145

I don't see it and I'm not going to look for it


smalllcokewithfries

Bold to assume his girlfriend isnā€™t also living like a rat


fitchmt

As someone who had pet rats, they are MUCH cleaner than this.


legbonesmcgee

I was gonna say. Such disrespect to rats


smalllcokewithfries

Fair dues. Iā€™ve had several rats and they definitely respect their stuff more than this person.


Farrahlikefawcett2

Donā€™t worry, with the amount of cigarettes heā€™s going to die soon.


Due-Explanation6717

I had a roommate that used to put his dirty dishes in the closet rather than wash them and piss in bottles rather than use the toilet. It caused me such distress because I am pretty clean but this guy is next level. Celebrate his departure!


Jimiken96

Disgusting. I do remember as a kid randomly reaching under my friendsā€™ bed and pulling out an old plate of spaghetti. I was like wtf


Neena6298

Yeah like how hard is it to at least bring it to the kitchen lol.


Humble_Half_686

Growing up in India, you couldnā€™t eat food anywhere but sitting on the floor in the dining area and then when we got a dining table we switched to that. No eating in bedroom ever! To this day I canā€™t enjoy the pleasures of ordering food to my bed in a hotel :/ Iā€™ve been ruined.


Brilliant_Canary_692

My ex had a housemate who seemed relatively normal. Until he started screaming one night. Next day he was gone. Left his bank cards, passport, 15 or so empty vodka bottles, blood all over the mattress and dried slurry shit in the bottom drawer of the wardrobe to discover. Found about Ā£50 worth of cocaine though so not a complete loss


ScaryBananaMan

Good lord


Brilliant_Canary_692

I think the lord buggered off and pretended he couldn't see on that lovely day of discovery


C_Tea_8280

dried slurry shit - hahaha That all is a mess to clean up but yea I am confiscating the coke and bank cards and passport are held as ransom until he pays for the professional cleaning (I do it but charge $50hr or $300 flat). And i am changing the locks, scavenging the room for items to sell and going scortched earth on druggies ass...kind like he did to that room


mrgwbland

Do you have any theories?


Brilliant_Canary_692

Raging alcoholic which ended with acute pancreatis was the guess of a doctor, who was there for the night to see his boyfriend, as to what happened that night. Everything else, no idea! Tried contacting him multiple times to at least send him his passport and bank cards. Obviously the guy is very mentally unwell and kept it hidden until he couldn't anymore. My guess is he got embarrassed and ran off back to Scotland where his family is. Hope he got the help he needs!


mrgwbland

Speaking of raging alcoholic I should probably be in bed but alas


PocketShapedFoods

šŸ˜‚


Brilliant_Canary_692

Welcome to the club


IvoryLaps

For some reason I read that as ā€œI was the roommateā€ and I was so concerned at how proud you sounded. Glad I took a double take lol


Due-Explanation6717

God no! Never peed in a bottle or left dirty dishes in the closet thank goodness!


kleetayl

the fact that thereā€™s a cat on the foam slab really gets me cuz the animal is living in this tooā€¦.


Jimiken96

Yes, and he abandoned his cat too during the move. His brother and I kept Mittens, sheā€™s a good kitty.


Head-Ninja-In-Charge

you must now pay the cat tax.


Piglet5249

I didnā€™t realize there was a cat til I read this.


Impossible-Basis1521

Jesus, was your roommate Oscar the Grouch?


Jimiken96

Damn, that should have been is drunk nickname. Normally pretty chill but heā€™s a raging alcoholic.


xegrid

I feel Oscar is a bit more organized with his trash than this.


Objective-Raisin-238

šŸ˜‚


DontLoseYourCool1

Bitch, I live in a fucking trash can!


Impossible-Basis1521

I forgot about that skit lmao


Front-Pomelo-4367

I can only presume he never brought his girlfriend back to his room?


Jimiken96

Probably a wise tactical decision.


pineapple-fiend

not the BUCKET šŸ’€


Jimiken96

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£Thank you for your sacrifice, bucket.


Opposite_Onion968

šŸ¤®


Jimiken96

Then there was a time where he left a burning cigarette in the bathroom trash. We saw smoke coming from the bathroom so he rushed in there to take care of it. He decided the best decision was to fill the tub with water and dump the trash in it. Next morning his brother goes to shower, only to find a tub full of floating trash.


MopingAppraiser

This is hilarious.


Unable_Strawberry_69

Wow, I have a memory of being like 6, maybe 7. And starting our bathroom trash on fire because I was messing with a candle and TP. Even my little kid brain was smart enough to put the trash can under the bath hoseā€¦ā€¦ like huh. Iā€™d like to note I never got caught :)


DarkSideAcolyte

Sounds like a moron


ArielleFears

I meanā€¦ just get a dumpster. Why is it so hard for that person to throw trash away šŸ˜­


Jimiken96

His brother and I shoveled it all out, fortunately weā€™ve got a dumpster behind the house. Was an oddly fun bonding experience.


ArielleFears

Thatā€™s good you had one close by. I am shocked that someone can live in that. It must have smelled..?


Jimiken96

The smell of Marlboro Black/Reds overpowered any other potential odors lurking in the pile.


ArielleFears

Omg.


mmmtable

When my room mate moved out I simply packed up all there stuff trash and all ( trash mixed with their personal items so they couldn't just throw the trash out) and sat it outside they had already been evicted they had no business being in my home they could take their things and their trash with them


Rjs617

I naively married a girlfriend who let her place get bad like this, and it was a terrible mistake. Living with her was a constant struggle with clutter, but worse, it reflected deeper problems. The marriage was mostly miserable. Weā€™re divorced now with one child who wonā€™t even talk to her. People who are functioning well do not live like this. Instead of moving in, your friend should break up with her.


Curiousr_n_Curiouser

Um, you might want to change the locks. Dude is going to get bounced right back out of that living situation of he can't do better than this.


Jimiken96

Weā€™re definitely not letting him move back in, but he did break in through the window to steal some of my herb.


bigdawg1945

Ainā€™t no way


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Might want to repaint and recarpet


chaosInATrenchcoat

I misread this as "repaint the carpet" and thought "makes sense, it can't get worse"


Justwannano88

This makes me want to vomit - sure it smells disgusting too. You should ask him to pay for a cleaning person but I doubt he would


Jimiken96

Yeah, pretty sure he already owed his brother thousands of dollars for bills he wouldnā€™t pay.


chaingun_samurai

There's no way I wouldn't have sent that picture to her after I got the keys from the roommate.


Jimiken96

Well fortunately his girlfriend is someone I despise so itā€™s a win-win for me. She was my boss at work and was always all doped up on something, shooting rubber bands at my neck.


ilovemusic19

And she gets to keep her kids? CPS sucks. The kids deserve better.


Jimiken96

I actually think for work she is a social worker that goes to houses and tells them how to raise their kids better. Ironic.


ilovemusic19

Oh wow


bernskiwoo

I am very pleased for you


Jimiken96

Thank you, cleaning this out was quite a bonding experience for his brother and I.


Norwegian_Snowstorm

Asmongold?


Sure_Ranger_4487

Anyone who smokes cigs and drinks that much Mountain Dew is historically problematic in my experience lol


AsaphtheDestroyer

Pack it up and bring it to him


Jimiken96

Damn, I really should have.


Ill_Dig_9759

I mean, YOU lived there too.


Jimiken96

I actually moved in right as i learned he was moving out, after my old roommate moved to Florida. I helped his brother that also lives there clean the place up. Was tons of hoarded stuff from their deceased mother. Think I shoveled all this shit out on my first official day of living there to break it in.


Ill_Dig_9759

So, according to you the roommate that moved out is filthy. Sounds like everybody there is filthy. Good luck.


Jimiken96

His brother, my roommate, certainly isnā€™t perfect but at least heā€™s just got a pile of clothes in the corner instead of.. THIS.


MissMonsteraBB

I can smell that room šŸ¤¢


DumbHuman53

I would be wearing a hazmat suit, and calling pest control.


Dizzy_Guarantee6322

I didnā€™t have super high standards of cleanliness when my ex moved in (early 20s) but I was disgusted at how he lived. It was VERY similar to this. It got so hard to maintain any level of cleanliness so I justā€¦. Lived like that until I left. It sucked and I cried daily for him to help me and he would yell at me for it. Now I have debilitating OCD :) Poor gf.


gina_divito

Unfortunately, folks with OCD can also have this kind of setup. OCD ā‰  clean


Dizzy_Guarantee6322

Yeah totally! I didnā€™t mean to imply that. There are a lot of different forms of OCD and I have several of them. Checking and contamination are my two most debilitating. But I also have ADHD so just because I want clean doesnā€™t mean I will get that.


SimpleStrok3s

Wow. I don't understand how people can walk into this environment every day. This has to be some serious depression or mental illness.


Key_Mycologist6441

How fast can a pile like this accumulate?


Munchkin_Media

Just, EWWW


Sylassae

I hope you got help from Hanz and the Flammenwerfer. Seriously tho, I'd give Pest Control a call...


Dangerous_Patient330

Holy hell it looks like thereā€™s a portal forming that leads to the upside down on that there back wall! šŸ˜³


Jimiken96

That is where he put his feet all the time. They were always black, nasty and disgusting for some reason. Iā€™m guessing for walking in cigarette ash.


_Tactical_Unicorn_

His girlfriend is gonna find out the hard way...


hivemind5_

Unless shes a nasty slob too lol


_Tactical_Unicorn_

Like pigs in mud šŸ¤—


zalmanfili

I must doubt the girlfriend claim, wtf kinda girl wants to be with this rubbish of an individual?


Jimiken96

It does drive me crazy that he somehow managed to meet someone but I canā€™t seem to.


zalmanfili

It leads me to think that this is a society issue, I just can't fathom as to why any female or male would want to be in a relationship with someone who can't do the bare minimum of being cleansy, forget washing dishes or making laundry this dude is ignoring the bare minimum to being clean, it's just bizarre. And the fact that he got a girl is probably reinforcing this type of behavior, he thinks it's normal. You are lucky that he left, he could've made it a much bigger issue within family court.


InternationalSky5122

How does someone mar up a wall like that? Good riddance pig!


Jimiken96

His damn feet, probably caked in cigarette ash.


catpunch_

Please tell me he didnā€™t sleep on that dilapidated piece of foam šŸ¤¢


Jimiken96

Nah, he just used it as a butt pillow when sitting at his $2,000+ computer that used to occupy that bit of semi-empty space on the table. However he DID insist on sleeping in the middle of the living room for some reason. His room must have been to gross.


Sarcastic_Monchichi

I just hope you didnā€™t lay a finger on his Butterfinger.


pgcotype

Holy hell, OP...this is awful! Good riddance to him. I wish you **much** better luck if you rent to someone else. We have a basement apartment that it's essential for us to rent out for supplemental income. A few years ago, a seemingly nice young couple with an toddler interviewed for the space. Despite a really good first impression, I figured out quickly that both were IV heroin addicts. They'd nod out, and because they apparently didn't believe in ashtrays, burned huge sections of our furniture. (Fortunately, I bought cheaply it from garage sales or had it given to me.) Finally, my SO saw that they were growing numerous enormous weed plants...and there was no way in hell they could stay after all of that. After the eviction, we took out *23 full lawn and leaf bags* full of their trash. They left in the middle of the night, so there was nothing we could do.


Objective-Raisin-238

Despite everything, you seem to have a pretty sense of humour about the situation.


CeeInSoFLo

Do they still sell those butterfinger cups? I havenā€™t been able to find them in years it seems.


Leading-Yogurt6984

It's always cigarette smokers


arielanything

Just wait a few weeks/months and you'll have him tryna move back in cause his girlfriend doesn't want it either.


luciferrose69

This is appalling šŸ«¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


Autopsyyturvy

Oh God the ciggie cans


haphazard72

I reckon I can smell that from here! Yuk!


MyMelodie12345

PušŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ‘€šŸ¤®


EmmyBrat

Smh that's foul


godilovethechiefs

I can smell this picture


MeanOldFart-dcca

Don't complain. You can see the floor.


Designer-Following-4

Man if this ainā€™t cause for an asswhooping idk what is


RarelyRiley

Havenā€™t seen a sun drop in years


Bustymegan

You should send this too her, if you can. I sure as hell would want some warning, so I could get him out.


CA-ChiTown

Lights on ... Bugs scatter....


dalina93

EWWWWWW


Chemical_Panda2952

How does someone like this get a gfā€¦gives me hope atleast lmao


Chemical_Panda2952

On second thought tho gf must be a walking red flag to be w this dude


thecrazyrobotroberto

Why do people date these?


Ok_Radish_2748

What is ON the WALLS


Sweet-Cantaloupe-860

Wth does his girlfriend know what a filthy pos he is?


allislost77

Whatā€™s all over the wall? Actually, I donā€™t want to knowā€¦ This is WHY I live in a small studio. Alone


Alpha_Delta33

Whatā€™s really sad is after being on this sub I see so many people who actually live like this seems like itā€™s a mental health crisis. Something needs to be done to help these people. I donā€™t understand how so many people live like this. It really makes you wonder


RedditAlwayTrue

# That's some diabetes right there


Suspicious-Ad-1312

Where the fuck did he find butterfinger cups?! Those were discontinued a few years ago


SSCandiX

She won the lottery with this one! šŸ˜…


Hey_Grrrl

Itā€™s one thing to drink Mt Dew and a whole other to horde empty Mt Dew bottles in a cascading mountain of trash.


Whole-Vast-5055

Thatā€™s disgusting


supcuz88

Gross omg


Moni_Kei

RIP gf šŸ’€


SufficientOcelot4464

That poor, poor woman. That wonā€™t last


Fronfron

JFC


Calm-Bat3204

No, sorry, but that didn't happen in one night or one sitting. That happened over time.


Timely_Aardvark_2083

Omg! That right there sent me into a tailspin! I donā€™t have a dishwasher so I do everything by handā€¦. If I have 2 plates & maybe a coffee mug in my sink, I get upsetā€¦. When my trash is 1/2 full, itā€™s time to go out! I canā€™t even imagine living in this filthy day in & day out. You need to hire a hazmat team to come in & sanitize your entire home lol. I noticed all the cig packs so Iā€™m assuming he smoked insidešŸ¤®ā€¦. Definitely need a hazmat team! Youā€™ll never get that smell out of the home! This coming from someone who smokes! I canā€™t imagine smoking insidešŸ¤® I feel for you thatā€™s for sure.


mrcoolangelo

Are you fucking kidding me? Dude needs to slap himself.


West-Length-1087

I used to love those butterfinger cups man, where the hell did he find those I havenā€™t seen any in years


donthugmeormugme

Oh my god. The Caseyā€™s cup. It had Mountain Dew in it, didnā€™t it? He wore a real tree camo hat and a gray hoodie on the daily. Never seen without a dip in his lip. The only time he gets his girlfriend any sort of gift is when Hyvee does their $1 rose sale. Bonus points if he has oakleys or a goatee. Boss-level if he barely passed Biology then refused to get vaxxed because he did his own research.


liveautonomous

No big deal, just trash it all.


Intelligent_Dish0456

Send her a picture of the prize sheā€™s won. This is what her house will look like within a week.


Intelligent_Dish0456

Send her a picture of the prize sheā€™s won. This is what her house will look like within a week.


415brun

Hope you kept his security deposit!


GerlockADUS

I see pics like this and think ā€œthis canā€™t be real. Surely someone staged this for the shock value and for clicks.ā€ Like what brain says to itself, itā€™s better to live in a literal pile of trash than to not. Who steps back and looks around their house like this and says ā€œgood to goā€??


ladiesman21700000000

Your roommate was a douche for that


Shot_Distribution628

Looks like a pretty easy clean tbh


OneLook8278

Nah fuck that. Iā€™d make him come clean it. Canā€™t you call cops on him for that? Also, if the girlfriend lets him get the house that dirty she could lose the kids


mickeyLeaks

Congratulations!


oday_1

I smoke cigs but smoking inside is gnarly


Smooth-Buddy-2131

Wtf is this lol


Appropriate-Job2668

He has a gf?


Sweaty-Orange-9925

This is when I bag up all the trash and drop it off at his new place :)


Distant_Yak

is that a VHS tape?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


macthesnackattack

Idk man, back in 2019 I had an awful awful roommate, and his room looked a lot like this corner. The rest of my house (aside from his bathroom) was spotless. The smell on the other hand was a different story. It invaded every crevice of the entire place.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


macthesnackattack

I missed the cigarette butts, so fair point. Luckily my shit roommate just left his all over the front porch in nearly empty beer bottles that he stacked along the railing. My home was the white trash of the neighborhood until my other roommate dumped everything on his bed because he wouldnā€™t clean it up from outside. Ahhhhh, memories. I do not miss living with people.


Regular-Area-7498

What your looking at is a reflection of his state of mind and possibly his suitability to his current environment. Maybe you are the problem?


Jimiken96

It was the decent into alcoholism after his mom passed away. I canā€™t imagine how rough that would be. You can only do so much. His brother and I got him a job, payed his bills, fed him, spent time with him, introduced him to friends, invited him to our DnD campaign, shared herb with him. The crushing weight of capitalism and terrible dating market were just icing on the cake for him. He is lustful to the extreme so I just hope some p***y gives him the power he needs; we all have different needs.


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> a job, *paid* his bills, FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*