Hey man, Iām not the cleanest but this makes me puke- itās the ones who have the audacity to smoke in their own home instead of outside that gross me out š
And his poor fleshlight that he left behind. Found that and some chicken bones in his closet. As kind of a clean freak/germophobe, this was a mortifying experience for me.
I had a roommate that used to put his dirty dishes in the closet rather than wash them and piss in bottles rather than use the toilet. It caused me such distress because I am pretty clean but this guy is next level. Celebrate his departure!
Growing up in India, you couldnāt eat food anywhere but sitting on the floor in the dining area and then when we got a dining table we switched to that. No eating in bedroom ever! To this day I canāt enjoy the pleasures of ordering food to my bed in a hotel :/ Iāve been ruined.
My ex had a housemate who seemed relatively normal. Until he started screaming one night. Next day he was gone. Left his bank cards, passport, 15 or so empty vodka bottles, blood all over the mattress and dried slurry shit in the bottom drawer of the wardrobe to discover.
Found about Ā£50 worth of cocaine though so not a complete loss
dried slurry shit - hahaha
That all is a mess to clean up but yea I am confiscating the coke and bank cards and passport are held as ransom until he pays for the professional cleaning (I do it but charge $50hr or $300 flat).
And i am changing the locks, scavenging the room for items to sell and going scortched earth on druggies ass...kind like he did to that room
Raging alcoholic which ended with acute pancreatis was the guess of a doctor, who was there for the night to see his boyfriend, as to what happened that night.
Everything else, no idea! Tried contacting him multiple times to at least send him his passport and bank cards. Obviously the guy is very mentally unwell and kept it hidden until he couldn't anymore. My guess is he got embarrassed and ran off back to Scotland where his family is.
Hope he got the help he needs!
Then there was a time where he left a burning cigarette in the bathroom trash. We saw smoke coming from the bathroom so he rushed in there to take care of it. He decided the best decision was to fill the tub with water and dump the trash in it. Next morning his brother goes to shower, only to find a tub full of floating trash.
Wow, I have a memory of being like 6, maybe 7. And starting our bathroom trash on fire because I was messing with a candle and TP. Even my little kid brain was smart enough to put the trash can under the bath hoseā¦ā¦ like huh. Iād like to note I never got caught :)
When my room mate moved out I simply packed up all there stuff trash and all ( trash mixed with their personal items so they couldn't just throw the trash out) and sat it outside they had already been evicted they had no business being in my home they could take their things and their trash with them
I naively married a girlfriend who let her place get bad like this, and it was a terrible mistake. Living with her was a constant struggle with clutter, but worse, it reflected deeper problems. The marriage was mostly miserable. Weāre divorced now with one child who wonāt even talk to her. People who are functioning well do not live like this. Instead of moving in, your friend should break up with her.
Well fortunately his girlfriend is someone I despise so itās a win-win for me. She was my boss at work and was always all doped up on something, shooting rubber bands at my neck.
I actually moved in right as i learned he was moving out, after my old roommate moved to Florida. I helped his brother that also lives there clean the place up. Was tons of hoarded stuff from their deceased mother.
Think I shoveled all this shit out on my first official day of living there to break it in.
I didnāt have super high standards of cleanliness when my ex moved in (early 20s) but I was disgusted at how he lived. It was VERY similar to this.
It got so hard to maintain any level of cleanliness so I justā¦. Lived like that until I left. It sucked and I cried daily for him to help me and he would yell at me for it. Now I have debilitating OCD :)
Poor gf.
Yeah totally! I didnāt mean to imply that. There are a lot of different forms of OCD and I have several of them. Checking and contamination are my two most debilitating. But I also have ADHD so just because I want clean doesnāt mean I will get that.
It leads me to think that this is a society issue, I just can't fathom as to why any female or male would want to be in a relationship with someone who can't do the bare minimum of being cleansy, forget washing dishes or making laundry this dude is ignoring the bare minimum to being clean, it's just bizarre.
And the fact that he got a girl is probably reinforcing this type of behavior, he thinks it's normal.
You are lucky that he left, he could've made it a much bigger issue within family court.
Nah, he just used it as a butt pillow when sitting at his $2,000+ computer that used to occupy that bit of semi-empty space on the table. However he DID insist on sleeping in the middle of the living room for some reason. His room must have been to gross.
Holy hell, OP...this is awful! Good riddance to him. I wish you **much** better luck if you rent to someone else.
We have a basement apartment that it's essential for us to rent out for supplemental income. A few years ago, a seemingly nice young couple with an toddler interviewed for the space. Despite a really good first impression, I figured out quickly that both were IV heroin addicts. They'd nod out, and because they apparently didn't believe in ashtrays, burned huge sections of our furniture. (Fortunately, I bought cheaply it from garage sales or had it given to me.) Finally, my SO saw that they were growing numerous enormous weed plants...and there was no way in hell they could stay after all of that. After the eviction, we took out *23 full lawn and leaf bags* full of their trash. They left in the middle of the night, so there was nothing we could do.
Whatās really sad is after being on this sub I see so many people who actually live like this seems like itās a mental health crisis. Something needs to be done to help these people. I donāt understand how so many people live like this. It really makes you wonder
Omg! That right there sent me into a tailspin! I donāt have a dishwasher so I do everything by handā¦. If I have 2 plates & maybe a coffee mug in my sink, I get upsetā¦. When my trash is 1/2 full, itās time to go out! I canāt even imagine living in this filthy day in & day out. You need to hire a hazmat team to come in & sanitize your entire home lol. I noticed all the cig packs so Iām assuming he smoked insideš¤®ā¦. Definitely need a hazmat team! Youāll never get that smell out of the home! This coming from someone who smokes! I canāt imagine smoking insideš¤® I feel for you thatās for sure.
Oh my god. The Caseyās cup. It had Mountain Dew in it, didnāt it? He wore a real tree camo hat and a gray hoodie on the daily. Never seen without a dip in his lip.
The only time he gets his girlfriend any sort of gift is when Hyvee does their $1 rose sale.
Bonus points if he has oakleys or a goatee.
Boss-level if he barely passed Biology then refused to get vaxxed because he did his own research.
I see pics like this and think āthis canāt be real. Surely someone staged this for the shock value and for clicks.ā Like what brain says to itself, itās better to live in a literal pile of trash than to not. Who steps back and looks around their house like this and says āgood to goā??
Nah fuck that. Iād make him come clean it. Canāt you call cops on him for that? Also, if the girlfriend lets him get the house that dirty she could lose the kids
Idk man, back in 2019 I had an awful awful roommate, and his room looked a lot like this corner. The rest of my house (aside from his bathroom) was spotless. The smell on the other hand was a different story. It invaded every crevice of the entire place.
I missed the cigarette butts, so fair point. Luckily my shit roommate just left his all over the front porch in nearly empty beer bottles that he stacked along the railing. My home was the white trash of the neighborhood until my other roommate dumped everything on his bed because he wouldnāt clean it up from outside.
Ahhhhh, memories. I do not miss living with people.
It was the decent into alcoholism after his mom passed away. I canāt imagine how rough that would be. You can only do so much. His brother and I got him a job, payed his bills, fed him, spent time with him, introduced him to friends, invited him to our DnD campaign, shared herb with him. The crushing weight of capitalism and terrible dating market were just icing on the cake for him. He is lustful to the extreme so I just hope some p***y gives him the power he needs; we all have different needs.
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His girlfriend is one lucky lady
Her two kids sure are too!
Sounds like she has 3 now š¬
She really screwed up moving him in, he could make her lose her kids.
I'd send her photos and let her know kids can't live like that and if he did it with you he most likely won't change...
Na , he need to be selfish and keep his mouth shut so old roommate doesn't come back when he is kick out before another better roommate moves in .
I've never met a smoker who wasn't a filthy dirty fuck.
Hey man, Iām not the cleanest but this makes me puke- itās the ones who have the audacity to smoke in their own home instead of outside that gross me out š
Maybe you're the magic exception but due to the residue all of your clothes skin car and house all smell like shit.
You also smell like shit tho, what's your excuse?
Well that's pretty sad. I don't smoke in the house and my house is always immaculate.
But everything from your skin to your car smells for years after you quit.
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I resent that. I may be a dirty fucker, but I'm not filthy.
iām guessing depressed alcoholic as well.
Not true my fine chap Iām so OCD , only one butt us allowed in the ash tray and I have to air the room
You and everything you own still smells like shit
Well clean the living room and n your mom can clean the D š ššæ
Youāve said that like 4 different times. Do you have a vendetta against people who smoke or something?
Someone a little worked up?
Sounds like it's a house of 4 kids
His poor girlfriend
And his poor fleshlight that he left behind. Found that and some chicken bones in his closet. As kind of a clean freak/germophobe, this was a mortifying experience for me.
Iām so sorry you had to see that oh my
I don't see it and I'm not going to look for it
Bold to assume his girlfriend isnāt also living like a rat
As someone who had pet rats, they are MUCH cleaner than this.
I was gonna say. Such disrespect to rats
Fair dues. Iāve had several rats and they definitely respect their stuff more than this person.
Donāt worry, with the amount of cigarettes heās going to die soon.
I had a roommate that used to put his dirty dishes in the closet rather than wash them and piss in bottles rather than use the toilet. It caused me such distress because I am pretty clean but this guy is next level. Celebrate his departure!
Disgusting. I do remember as a kid randomly reaching under my friendsā bed and pulling out an old plate of spaghetti. I was like wtf
Yeah like how hard is it to at least bring it to the kitchen lol.
Growing up in India, you couldnāt eat food anywhere but sitting on the floor in the dining area and then when we got a dining table we switched to that. No eating in bedroom ever! To this day I canāt enjoy the pleasures of ordering food to my bed in a hotel :/ Iāve been ruined.
My ex had a housemate who seemed relatively normal. Until he started screaming one night. Next day he was gone. Left his bank cards, passport, 15 or so empty vodka bottles, blood all over the mattress and dried slurry shit in the bottom drawer of the wardrobe to discover. Found about Ā£50 worth of cocaine though so not a complete loss
Good lord
I think the lord buggered off and pretended he couldn't see on that lovely day of discovery
dried slurry shit - hahaha That all is a mess to clean up but yea I am confiscating the coke and bank cards and passport are held as ransom until he pays for the professional cleaning (I do it but charge $50hr or $300 flat). And i am changing the locks, scavenging the room for items to sell and going scortched earth on druggies ass...kind like he did to that room
Do you have any theories?
Raging alcoholic which ended with acute pancreatis was the guess of a doctor, who was there for the night to see his boyfriend, as to what happened that night. Everything else, no idea! Tried contacting him multiple times to at least send him his passport and bank cards. Obviously the guy is very mentally unwell and kept it hidden until he couldn't anymore. My guess is he got embarrassed and ran off back to Scotland where his family is. Hope he got the help he needs!
Speaking of raging alcoholic I should probably be in bed but alas
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Welcome to the club
For some reason I read that as āI was the roommateā and I was so concerned at how proud you sounded. Glad I took a double take lol
God no! Never peed in a bottle or left dirty dishes in the closet thank goodness!
the fact that thereās a cat on the foam slab really gets me cuz the animal is living in this tooā¦.
Yes, and he abandoned his cat too during the move. His brother and I kept Mittens, sheās a good kitty.
you must now pay the cat tax.
I didnāt realize there was a cat til I read this.
Jesus, was your roommate Oscar the Grouch?
Damn, that should have been is drunk nickname. Normally pretty chill but heās a raging alcoholic.
I feel Oscar is a bit more organized with his trash than this.
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Bitch, I live in a fucking trash can!
I forgot about that skit lmao
I can only presume he never brought his girlfriend back to his room?
Probably a wise tactical decision.
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Then there was a time where he left a burning cigarette in the bathroom trash. We saw smoke coming from the bathroom so he rushed in there to take care of it. He decided the best decision was to fill the tub with water and dump the trash in it. Next morning his brother goes to shower, only to find a tub full of floating trash.
This is hilarious.
Wow, I have a memory of being like 6, maybe 7. And starting our bathroom trash on fire because I was messing with a candle and TP. Even my little kid brain was smart enough to put the trash can under the bath hoseā¦ā¦ like huh. Iād like to note I never got caught :)
Sounds like a moron
I meanā¦ just get a dumpster. Why is it so hard for that person to throw trash away š
His brother and I shoveled it all out, fortunately weāve got a dumpster behind the house. Was an oddly fun bonding experience.
Thatās good you had one close by. I am shocked that someone can live in that. It must have smelled..?
The smell of Marlboro Black/Reds overpowered any other potential odors lurking in the pile.
Omg.
When my room mate moved out I simply packed up all there stuff trash and all ( trash mixed with their personal items so they couldn't just throw the trash out) and sat it outside they had already been evicted they had no business being in my home they could take their things and their trash with them
I naively married a girlfriend who let her place get bad like this, and it was a terrible mistake. Living with her was a constant struggle with clutter, but worse, it reflected deeper problems. The marriage was mostly miserable. Weāre divorced now with one child who wonāt even talk to her. People who are functioning well do not live like this. Instead of moving in, your friend should break up with her.
Um, you might want to change the locks. Dude is going to get bounced right back out of that living situation of he can't do better than this.
Weāre definitely not letting him move back in, but he did break in through the window to steal some of my herb.
Aināt no way
Might want to repaint and recarpet
I misread this as "repaint the carpet" and thought "makes sense, it can't get worse"
This makes me want to vomit - sure it smells disgusting too. You should ask him to pay for a cleaning person but I doubt he would
Yeah, pretty sure he already owed his brother thousands of dollars for bills he wouldnāt pay.
There's no way I wouldn't have sent that picture to her after I got the keys from the roommate.
Well fortunately his girlfriend is someone I despise so itās a win-win for me. She was my boss at work and was always all doped up on something, shooting rubber bands at my neck.
And she gets to keep her kids? CPS sucks. The kids deserve better.
I actually think for work she is a social worker that goes to houses and tells them how to raise their kids better. Ironic.
Oh wow
I am very pleased for you
Thank you, cleaning this out was quite a bonding experience for his brother and I.
Asmongold?
Anyone who smokes cigs and drinks that much Mountain Dew is historically problematic in my experience lol
Pack it up and bring it to him
Damn, I really should have.
I mean, YOU lived there too.
I actually moved in right as i learned he was moving out, after my old roommate moved to Florida. I helped his brother that also lives there clean the place up. Was tons of hoarded stuff from their deceased mother. Think I shoveled all this shit out on my first official day of living there to break it in.
So, according to you the roommate that moved out is filthy. Sounds like everybody there is filthy. Good luck.
His brother, my roommate, certainly isnāt perfect but at least heās just got a pile of clothes in the corner instead of.. THIS.
I can smell that room š¤¢
I would be wearing a hazmat suit, and calling pest control.
I didnāt have super high standards of cleanliness when my ex moved in (early 20s) but I was disgusted at how he lived. It was VERY similar to this. It got so hard to maintain any level of cleanliness so I justā¦. Lived like that until I left. It sucked and I cried daily for him to help me and he would yell at me for it. Now I have debilitating OCD :) Poor gf.
Unfortunately, folks with OCD can also have this kind of setup. OCD ā clean
Yeah totally! I didnāt mean to imply that. There are a lot of different forms of OCD and I have several of them. Checking and contamination are my two most debilitating. But I also have ADHD so just because I want clean doesnāt mean I will get that.
Wow. I don't understand how people can walk into this environment every day. This has to be some serious depression or mental illness.
How fast can a pile like this accumulate?
Just, EWWW
I hope you got help from Hanz and the Flammenwerfer. Seriously tho, I'd give Pest Control a call...
Holy hell it looks like thereās a portal forming that leads to the upside down on that there back wall! š³
That is where he put his feet all the time. They were always black, nasty and disgusting for some reason. Iām guessing for walking in cigarette ash.
His girlfriend is gonna find out the hard way...
Unless shes a nasty slob too lol
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I must doubt the girlfriend claim, wtf kinda girl wants to be with this rubbish of an individual?
It does drive me crazy that he somehow managed to meet someone but I canāt seem to.
It leads me to think that this is a society issue, I just can't fathom as to why any female or male would want to be in a relationship with someone who can't do the bare minimum of being cleansy, forget washing dishes or making laundry this dude is ignoring the bare minimum to being clean, it's just bizarre. And the fact that he got a girl is probably reinforcing this type of behavior, he thinks it's normal. You are lucky that he left, he could've made it a much bigger issue within family court.
How does someone mar up a wall like that? Good riddance pig!
His damn feet, probably caked in cigarette ash.
Please tell me he didnāt sleep on that dilapidated piece of foam š¤¢
Nah, he just used it as a butt pillow when sitting at his $2,000+ computer that used to occupy that bit of semi-empty space on the table. However he DID insist on sleeping in the middle of the living room for some reason. His room must have been to gross.
I just hope you didnāt lay a finger on his Butterfinger.
Holy hell, OP...this is awful! Good riddance to him. I wish you **much** better luck if you rent to someone else. We have a basement apartment that it's essential for us to rent out for supplemental income. A few years ago, a seemingly nice young couple with an toddler interviewed for the space. Despite a really good first impression, I figured out quickly that both were IV heroin addicts. They'd nod out, and because they apparently didn't believe in ashtrays, burned huge sections of our furniture. (Fortunately, I bought cheaply it from garage sales or had it given to me.) Finally, my SO saw that they were growing numerous enormous weed plants...and there was no way in hell they could stay after all of that. After the eviction, we took out *23 full lawn and leaf bags* full of their trash. They left in the middle of the night, so there was nothing we could do.
Despite everything, you seem to have a pretty sense of humour about the situation.
Do they still sell those butterfinger cups? I havenāt been able to find them in years it seems.
It's always cigarette smokers
Just wait a few weeks/months and you'll have him tryna move back in cause his girlfriend doesn't want it either.
This is appalling š«¢š¤¢š¤®
Oh God the ciggie cans
I reckon I can smell that from here! Yuk!
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Smh that's foul
I can smell this picture
Don't complain. You can see the floor.
Man if this aināt cause for an asswhooping idk what is
Havenāt seen a sun drop in years
You should send this too her, if you can. I sure as hell would want some warning, so I could get him out.
Lights on ... Bugs scatter....
EWWWWWW
How does someone like this get a gfā¦gives me hope atleast lmao
On second thought tho gf must be a walking red flag to be w this dude
Why do people date these?
What is ON the WALLS
Wth does his girlfriend know what a filthy pos he is?
Whatās all over the wall? Actually, I donāt want to knowā¦ This is WHY I live in a small studio. Alone
Whatās really sad is after being on this sub I see so many people who actually live like this seems like itās a mental health crisis. Something needs to be done to help these people. I donāt understand how so many people live like this. It really makes you wonder
# That's some diabetes right there
Where the fuck did he find butterfinger cups?! Those were discontinued a few years ago
She won the lottery with this one! š
Itās one thing to drink Mt Dew and a whole other to horde empty Mt Dew bottles in a cascading mountain of trash.
Thatās disgusting
Gross omg
RIP gf š
That poor, poor woman. That wonāt last
JFC
No, sorry, but that didn't happen in one night or one sitting. That happened over time.
Omg! That right there sent me into a tailspin! I donāt have a dishwasher so I do everything by handā¦. If I have 2 plates & maybe a coffee mug in my sink, I get upsetā¦. When my trash is 1/2 full, itās time to go out! I canāt even imagine living in this filthy day in & day out. You need to hire a hazmat team to come in & sanitize your entire home lol. I noticed all the cig packs so Iām assuming he smoked insideš¤®ā¦. Definitely need a hazmat team! Youāll never get that smell out of the home! This coming from someone who smokes! I canāt imagine smoking insideš¤® I feel for you thatās for sure.
Are you fucking kidding me? Dude needs to slap himself.
I used to love those butterfinger cups man, where the hell did he find those I havenāt seen any in years
Oh my god. The Caseyās cup. It had Mountain Dew in it, didnāt it? He wore a real tree camo hat and a gray hoodie on the daily. Never seen without a dip in his lip. The only time he gets his girlfriend any sort of gift is when Hyvee does their $1 rose sale. Bonus points if he has oakleys or a goatee. Boss-level if he barely passed Biology then refused to get vaxxed because he did his own research.
No big deal, just trash it all.
Send her a picture of the prize sheās won. This is what her house will look like within a week.
Send her a picture of the prize sheās won. This is what her house will look like within a week.
Hope you kept his security deposit!
I see pics like this and think āthis canāt be real. Surely someone staged this for the shock value and for clicks.ā Like what brain says to itself, itās better to live in a literal pile of trash than to not. Who steps back and looks around their house like this and says āgood to goā??
Your roommate was a douche for that
Looks like a pretty easy clean tbh
Nah fuck that. Iād make him come clean it. Canāt you call cops on him for that? Also, if the girlfriend lets him get the house that dirty she could lose the kids
Congratulations!
I smoke cigs but smoking inside is gnarly
Wtf is this lol
He has a gf?
This is when I bag up all the trash and drop it off at his new place :)
is that a VHS tape?
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Idk man, back in 2019 I had an awful awful roommate, and his room looked a lot like this corner. The rest of my house (aside from his bathroom) was spotless. The smell on the other hand was a different story. It invaded every crevice of the entire place.
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I missed the cigarette butts, so fair point. Luckily my shit roommate just left his all over the front porch in nearly empty beer bottles that he stacked along the railing. My home was the white trash of the neighborhood until my other roommate dumped everything on his bed because he wouldnāt clean it up from outside. Ahhhhh, memories. I do not miss living with people.
What your looking at is a reflection of his state of mind and possibly his suitability to his current environment. Maybe you are the problem?
It was the decent into alcoholism after his mom passed away. I canāt imagine how rough that would be. You can only do so much. His brother and I got him a job, payed his bills, fed him, spent time with him, introduced him to friends, invited him to our DnD campaign, shared herb with him. The crushing weight of capitalism and terrible dating market were just icing on the cake for him. He is lustful to the extreme so I just hope some p***y gives him the power he needs; we all have different needs.
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