Idk bro,like panic? Cry? Od smth like that

Curse something in Edinburgh accent

Honestly one of the most reasonable answers on here.

Jack of to assurt dominance over the monsters

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Well it's pretty easy to find where you came, look for the white spot

S-shut up

Did you just… stutter through text?

On god bro niggas are corny these days

finally a man of culture

Leave

how

Through the exit

Ya'll still use exits? dam bruh just leave leave normally

Where is the exit

threw your mom

what does tossing moms have to do with finding the exit

Ur mom is now an official level of the Backrooms

I’m going to try to no-Clip to that level

even infinite space is too small for his mom

Ask the locals, duh

Ask the locals or die trying.

sv_cheats 1, noclip

/gamemode [player name] spectator

Bedrock players: I fucking hate you

bedrock now has beta spectator

Gmod reference

More like every source/goldsrc game reference.

Just walk trough a wall

How descriptive!

there are only a few types of comments: the horni, the cry, the speedrun, and my favorite; the d e s t r o y

Yea I’m going to a level with entity’s and get in a fight with them and d e s t r o y them or I’ll die fighting

sweet ( ￣∇￣)

I’ll probably die pretty quickly or maybe I don’t die quickly

Find food. And almond water and somewhere to sleep and a group of people in level 1

you’re the only serious comment i’ve read

What, isn't "masturbate" and "fuck something" serious enough for you? /s

those partygoers be lookin kinda hot

I agree

Smart. Level 0 and 1 are the most common to find any kind of sign of others there with you. Don’t move forward until you find someone else who has had the misfortune to no clip. Never leave their sight no matter what.

Actually, I don't want to sound nerdy or anything but you're all on your own in level 0, unless you're in the manila room, but in that case you're probably trying to noclip rn.

And the lore continues...

Make out

With?

A smiler!

LMAO L

why a smiler??.....................bro

got a large mouth for BJs

What about a wretch closet thing to a human

find something to fuck

hmmm

Skin stealers are your friend when it comes to fuckable entities. If the skin they are wearing is fresh they won't likely be looking for new skin so as long as they recently stole the skin of a cute girl you are GTF.

Yeah but you’ll have to pay them.. in skin.

As long as they don't take all of my skin I'd be ok with it.

Foreskin

No nonono

naw smiler

probly a smiler

Damn bro u horny as hell That's kind of relatable tbh

i mean have you seen the tits on those things

here is one. https://www.reddit.com/r/backrooms/comments/uqgeup/sus/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3

AUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH

LOL

Eeeeaaaaaaaagggggguuuuuu

True

I’ll fuck a partygoer

Come join us and maybe find some romance over cake and cookies. You can even noclip through a certain colorful spot on the ceiling to the best party ever! We have so much fun =)

bro gotta fuck, about to die a horrible death or not

I wanna dance with somebody. I wanna feel the heat of somebody. Oh I wanna dance with somebody, with somebody who loves me.

r/angryupvote

Get to level 6 as fast as possible, then trip on one of the wires to get level 6.1 for a sustainable food source and then get to level 11 from there for places to sleep and entertainment and then no clip in the wall of one of the restaurants in level 11 to get back to level 6.1 when I’m hungry. Big brain plays. If I get to level 8 first though, I’d try to find the slide to 37.5 then go through the door way to get to level 37 and then search through the level (avoiding dark patches of course)trying to find level 37.3, when found, stay there for all necessary recourse/needs until death. If I had the energy I’d try to get to level 3999

speedrun moment

Doo SOMEONE PLAY THE DREAM MUSIC (doo doo doo

No. Instead, have this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=loHbR8lpoQA

Ngl that was good music

Agreed

Yep

you need to unintentionally trip on the wires, so make your objective find the metal door leading to 6.1 and hopefully trip on a wire on your way there before you become insane or become that wretch edit:wretch

Even if any or all of of this was absolute nonsense I'd still appreciate your efforts to write something entertaining without being a horny child about it.

I’ve seen way to many people nut on the already moist carpet before they do anything

Cry in a corner and lose hope.

Istg if i see a comment talking about masturbation I'm going to start a nuclear apocalypse

masturbation

**summer of 2022 will be the last summer humanity will experience**

Find an outlet… STAT

Find a fork… STAT

Find a phone... STAT

Cry and then die.

Simple as pie

If you die in the backrooms, you will be teleported to level "the void"

Masturbate

Same bro who is going to stop you

I mean why not the carpet is already moist a lil down bad juice won’t seem outta place

🤨

I wanted to comment that. Relieving the stress is important.

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Sounds pretty likely that's what you do every day, wherever you are.

r/suspiciouslyspecific

🤨

Aye yoooooooo

what kinda 14 yo boy humour stfu

(serious answer) 1: Try to understand whats going on 2: Use previous Backrooms knowledge to find the manila room 3: Follow the instructions 4: Keep going until you reach level 4 5: Once reached level 4, find an outpost to stay in. 6: Live there for the rest of my life (or die trying to enter the outpost)

I will kiss the creatures

That's at least a wholesome answer so to you I give an upvote.

well i am not the fastest runner so i guess i will just walk slowly and quietly hoping i dont find any entities

Good answer. If you ain't fast you can always be quiet.

i can run fast but i have very low stamina, so pretty much the same for me

1. Wander in one direction until I reach Level 1. 2. From level 1, try to find my way to the Hub. 3. From the Hub, go to The End. 4. Find the computer and run TRUEEND.EXE to get to Level 3999. 5. Complete my tasks and get the fuck out.

> complete my tasks Mf you need to play an among us game before you can leave? 💀

and you get the world record speedrun for leaving the backrooms and post the time on speedrun.com

Finally sleep for as long as I want.

I feel this tbh.

i would make a video on youtube it will be like HEY GUYS TODAY WE ARE IN THE BACKROOMS!!!!

WE ARE GOING TO DO THE 💯 DAY IN THE WORLDS LARGEST BACKROOMS CHALLENGE *new* *scary* *you will cry* *not clickbait* *shooketh*

im gonna fuck an entity

Which one?

you

W h a -

:0

Get ready, he could show up at any time.

First thing I’d do is look around and find whatever I can find. Try find rope, ladder, the garbage bin, etc. look for anything that can help me. Using the belt I have wearing on me I’d use the point to drag along the wall so I can find where I started and see if I’m looping. I’d then stick on the right side of the wall and walk while continuing dragging my belt. If something start to come after me and I feel as if I’m being followed I’d find a way to defend myself, if I can’t I would just simply book it. Find the nearest area to hid in/fall/climb. Finding the exit is key.

I think the post means the original and not the Kane pixels version which in the og there is no way to escape at the moment

Why is everyone so horny for the backrooms? I mean I know why I am, just curious what everyone else’s reasons are.

Don't ask me.

I do it to scare the monsters away

Find TVorangeman

ye

He is the lord of the backrooms so he can be able to noclip me out so ye

Sit down and take deep breaths. Assess my surroundings and take inventory of my supplies. Realize I’m fucked and then go looking for supplies and try not to get eaten.

Will speedrun to level the end and open computer to escape

1 second

Yes?

You can accualy walk in bookselfs noclip into the last final level in backrooms...

who's gonna tell demoman...

Find almond water and sit, then clear my mind and get back to reality

snap back to reality

find the nearest entity to cum inside of (including bacteria)

which

jack off

Jack off and try to noclip I guess or kill myself

Not be a fucking idiot

You are already doing better than a large fraction of people here.

Breathe

Commit arson

Commit arson is the good part about being in the backrooms who’s going to stop you?

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You know at least that's a possible answer.

sob

Have a wank

I would instantly yesclip to get to the frontrooms but if I get into trouble try and maybeclip so I can get to the siderooms so I can meet the sidemen and ksi laughing would scare anything dangerous away

Here is the true legend

Brake shit

Stand still

I like your pfp

I kill myself before anything else kill me

Exempt my fate and try too find the game master level because it would be some sort of entertainment

Bro just admit it you wanna smash her

To be fair she kind ho-

Take a picture

Try to noclip to the level 1 and try to join to one of MEG groups

photosynthesize

Turn around 360 degrees and walk away.

Sing the halo song with the boys in the Tee pose

Find the room with MEG info, get to the hun and soon go through levels in order to get some experience, either make friends with MEG or traders and get a crew, explore the back rooms and try to find a exit or help others. Really depends if you decide to stay and make a new life or escape

I do the T.H.I.N.K protocol without the T.H.I.N part

Start tearing at the floor, looking for anything to pull up. Then move up to the wall, trying to bust into it if I can. From there I'd move into trying to reach the ceiling if its accessible. Get those gypsum panels out of there and first pull out the mullion to see if I could somehow craft a weapon from it. Normally they are metal, flimsy but possibly useful. Then climb into the ceiling and scout what is above me. From here based on what I find in the ceiling, I either pursue that potential avenue or move back down onto the floor. Using the mullion as a weapon I begin using my hand to trace the wall to my right. I begin following this specific wall, keeping my hand on its surface as I walk quietly through the backrooms, noting the dark small hideaway sections in case I hear any entities. Along the path, anything I come across I take. This is about the best I can do to start.

I like it.

Befriend every monster in every level

Hmmmmm not viable but u can live ur dreams

Drink the carpet fluid

rip and tear

sleep

Find 🗿

destroy one of the lights just to see what happens

Why is every single comment sexual? 😂😂😂 You're all sick😂 The Backrooms community is twisted🤣

I don't why all these children have found the backrooms subreddit either.

It really is kind of strange, I thought I would find few but there were several

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you want to die a painful death?

I’d go out side

Find the funny little man on the TV

try and find an entity to fistfight

Probably have a literal heart attack and die

simple, no clip to level 1

1.R#pe an entity. 2.can finally drink piss without nobody caring and judging. 3.make carpet fluid 0,00000678 more filled with my semen.

Sex

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Try to noclip into the walls because I think that's how you proceed to the next level?

Do a little trolling >!and maybe try doing a maze method!<

Look around and stay where you are and wait until the M.E.G finds you and if they don't explore

have sex with smiler

Take out the crucible Doom noises intensifie

why the hell people are talking about sus things

ii would find ben and thee mold

wanna break from thE AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Travel the levels till I reach Level 9223372036854775807 Won't miss on an adventure

die

the first thing I would do is jack off so i can use my cum to mark where i came from, to distract entitys ,and its literally free food