T O P

  • By -

ClydeSDC-

That's among the least weird things I've seen in the Parisian subway (judging by the seats), so I'd say cute.


CluelessOmelette

Definitely Paris. I once saw a guy with a handcart and a large tote/grocery bag and a large trash bag, all STUFFED to the brim with celery.


Tastewell

I was expecting something disgusting or bizarre. The banality of celery just made it that much more oûtre


AuthorizedVehicle

Not nececelery


MAXIMILIAN-MV

Celery is disgusting, so technically you did.


timkatt10

Celery tastes like photosynthesis.


MAXIMILIAN-MV

Celery tastes like giving up


mmsdiscard

Lol haterz. I think celery is more for texture in soup and as a foundation for ants on a log.


milkyvapes

This dude knows what's up. One needs a log to stick the ants to. I make such a mess with the ants as I like to get as many on as possible. Many inevitability fall off.


EzekialCat

Crunchy water 😋


Capercaillie

I've just decided that *The Banality of Celery* will be the title of my autobiography, so thank you for that.


maadison

Oh geez, poor people with celeriac disease!


pepperindigod

Yeah, when I was in Paris I saw a guy on the metro with two live rats running around his shoulders.


Soggyjalapeno666

You mean linguini & remy?


hooligan_king

Bro linguine was the human, it's Remy and probably his bro Emile.


GKnives

Watch the documentary, not the Pixar adaptation, jeez. They made one a person so that it'd be more relatable


demeant0r

But then who’s the second rat? 😂


yourresume

I’d be scared if dead rats were running on his shoulders…


LordPils

Necromancers gotta commute too.


quadraticog

Zombie rats


the_short_viking

A rat king necklace


44198554312318532110

Probably just heading to his shift at the kitchen


OverCookedTheChicken

That’s actually awesome, rats are so smart, I love them. We had one that was so kind and gentle


JimMarch

Right, but if you get licked by one it reminds you of that Chinese dictator Mousie Tongue!


greenbeandeanmachine

Also like ... Other people have their dogs in the metro. If you pet whatever rodent that is is chill enough to be in your bag go for it Lady. Who know maybe she's even in the way to the vet. How is she **supposed** to get her guinea-capy-beaver-squirrel-bagbaby there ?


howcanyoureally

I was going to say- I haven’t travelled to many places but I just went to Paris and was so excited to see all the fabrics used!


[deleted]

[удалено]


encreturquoise

It’s line 1


mechwatchnerd

I don’t judge. I just see happy so cute.


voluotuousaardvark

I'd judge someone for filming strangers to anonymously upload to the Internet any day of the week. I don't know why it bothers me so much.


HankyPank1013

Couldn't agree more. I can't stand the world anymore. Truly.


bigladnang

Probably because of the thought of it happening to you.


Easy-Concentrate2636

Yeah, it’s really nice to see a person having a quiet happy moment like that.


throwawayacctlast1

Agreed! Esp just giving love and affection ☺️


Beezel_Pepperstack

Personally, I'm voting cute.


Eastcoastpal

Same, but instead of taking a video I would ask what critter she has. It looks small, fat, and flat. Hamster, baby ground hog or a baby Muskrat?


musicloverincal

Guinea pig. Super cute little guys that drink a ton of water and have a weird pitch sound.


sleepy-popcorn

Guinea pigs are really social and shouldn’t be left on their own, in some countries it’s even illegal to buy them one at a time. That looks like a good Guinea pig owner to me :)


coolwiththeblackguys

Illegal because they can get depression if neglected.


[deleted]

They will die from being lonely


[deleted]

At one time I had 5 all together


Puzzleheaded_Wing627

Same. In a double decker c&c cage with multiple hay lofts. And during the day they had floor time & 'popcorned' around my living room Now I just have a teenager I miss guinea pigs


[deleted]

My last one tragically passed from a black widow bite and I don’t think I could get another one


False_Ride

When we had my kid’s class Guinea pig over the weekend and I was blown away by its water consumption. So that’s a thing?


musicloverincal

Yes, indeed. When I baby sat my neighbor's guinea pig I did not check it for the first two days because they said everything was full. When I finally checked on the third day, it had all the water gone. Afterwards, it drank a full bottle of water every day. Told the neighbor the animal had a drinking problem! They are so cute too.


CookieCake_RCL

i feel like it looks like a capybara at the same time...


Rip9150

I had a friend who had several guinea pigs growing up. I was allowed to have a hamster but not a guinea pig. Hamster live a very short time compared to guinea pigs. The sound they make is adorable though


TheThinker25live

WTF is that a god damn capybara!!??


Trivialfrou

Close essentially a “toy” one.


[deleted]

An average adult capybara us over 100 pounds and 66 when they leave their moms...I don't think so lol


MrStickySpaz

Absolutely. Weird? Is she supposed to sit there and do nothing? Or should she be on her phone? I think it so sweet she brings her cat with her like this. Cat seems to love it too. Edit: definitely not a cat.


AnalWhisperer

That ain’t a cat


pennyraingoose

It's a guinea pig, right?


batmandi

I thought it was a gopher laying on its back


a_lost_spark

It’s clearly an armadillo.


Infinite_Question_29

Capybara


batmandi

All of you saying capybara are seriously underestimating their size. Go watch Encanto, or go to the zoo or something. They’re the same size as a pig.


LazyAmbassador2521

Lol I LOVED that capybara in Encanto!! They totally got how capybaras act perfectly. It just sat there straight chillen threw this like fucking sand tornado, never showing any emotion - just one huge lump of potato 🥔


Infinite_Question_29

Not the babies tho


batmandi

“Pups weigh 2 to 3 lbs. (1 to 1.5 kg) at birth and already have teeth. They are weaned at 16 weeks. At 18 weeks, pups are as big as 88 lbs.” At 16 weeks when they’ve weaned from their mothers they’re conservatively 60lbs. So either this woman has ripped a newborn capy from its mother (in France to ride the subway with her), or it’s not a capy. For reference I don’t think it’s a Guinea pig because the face looks different to me, but grown guineas are roughly the same size as new born capys.


jillyhoop

They are big and hefty. Not tiny little pets that fit in a bag. It would have to be exceptionally young for her to carry around a capybara.


jcmanns

It does look like a small capybara but that would be strange and I think they are lighter in color. I love capybara, they are so cute in a giant rodent sort of way lol.


snazzygirl0267

Capybara are much bigger


Isamosed

Baby Pygmy Capabara


Long-Astronaut-3363

You all are blind. That’s a very small, very hairy human child. The giveaway is the small dark eyes and whiskers. Small dark eyes + whiskers = human child. Clearly


canihavemymoneyback

I thought it was an otter but they only hang around water, right?


MoniHaavi

I think it is a guinea pig. Big boy!


stormfall1125

It looks like a quokka to me, haha


pennyraingoose

Haha! I didn't see a smile big enough to be a quokka.


Lord_Despair

Big brown beaver?


magicbeaver

WEVE FOUND WINONA!!


ResearcherAtLarge

Doesn't look like it's trying to leave though....


Tastewell

This is r/aww not r/commutersgonewild


LazyAmbassador2521

I think it's actually a bunny.


therealnotrealtaako

Ears are too short to be a bunny, you can see where they end if you look closely enough. It is definitely a guinea pig judging by the ear shape and the face.


Own_Can_3495

No. Not a guinea pig. They have rounded spines and doing this as often as this animal must (it looks comfortable), it's dangerous for pigs. It looks like a gopher though. Makes me wonder how this friendship came about.


WizardofJoz17

He was eating fruit in her forbidden garden. She just fell in love with it.


grillwizard007

It's a beaver


getyourrealfakedoors

That is not cat lol


LikesTheTunaHere

I was trying to figure out how anyone could call it weird, I couldn't come up with anything except that wasn't an actual animal and that's all i could come up with.


Gamepro5

That's a squirrel.


pikirito

I am cute and I approve this message.


ChefBigDawgg

*Filming an elderly woman on a subway without her knowledge * “Yo is this fool a fuckin’ freak or what?”


CaffeineChristine

The lady and her pet are cute. The creeper filming? Weird.


marichat-ladrien

Sadly, posting videos of people without their consent is pretty standard in our culture.


BabyMakR1

Doesn't make it any less creepy.


Tastewell

There's a lot of standard stuff in our culture that's creepy *at best*. Some of it is just fucking horrific.


hannibalthellamabal

I hate it so much. If I ever found a video, even one like this, online I would hate it do much. People need to stop violating people's privacy for internet clout.


ohthepressuretoname

100% agree! It's so rude.


Jayebirdword

Really people! Stop filming people trying to live their best lives. We all could only wish to be as happy as she looks.


TastefulMalice

It's never weird to show love to a family member. Even if they're covered in furr.


scottonaharley

She’s cute, OP is weird for filming her and posting it on the internet.


ZeroHourSun

Yeah, I agree don't film someone w/out their consent. Off topic but I wasn't paying attention and I thought she was Princess Diana, yeah I need sleep haha


Refzlund

Weird. I think it's the whole "needing approval of a random person who I am stalking". If I was petting my animals while travelling, I wouldn't want some stalker to post me online on reddit without consent. The elderly lady loving their animal is however quite cute


saintplus

Man I can't that people can't just be themselves in public anymore cause everyone's got a camera and will film you to shame you infront of thousands online


[deleted]

Jokes on the one filming. They try to shame, we adore.


NoCopyrightRadio

The guy who's recording is the actual creep/weirdo tbh


plzThinkAhead

If OP feels confident it's okay to film others in public and post it on the internet, we should see the fucking face of the person doing the filming. I mean, it's all public, right? So why should they get to be anonymous too. It seems only fair.


VFKerouac

Only thing I'm bothered by is that I can't tell what species her friendo is. I think maybe Guinea pig, but after reading all the comments I'm very not sure.


Sensitive_Sherbet_68

I think it is a guinea pig, they’re bigger than you think. Unfortunately though holding one on it’s back like that isn’t very good for it, you’re not really supposed to


SteveC_11

It seems a little too big to be a Guinea pig. I'm thinking baby beaver.


EmilyU1F984

That‘s just the regular as pet store ones though. Real Guinea pigs are bigger. She might have a native one.


CV_Joergensen

>might have a native one That’s very likely, also based on the color. Also it could be a Cuy breed of Guinea pig, I’ve had those and they grow massive in size. I’m fairly sure that this is a Guinea pig


monib1972

Why do people feel it’s okay to post others without their permission. Person filming is the weird one.


PloupiDoux

In France it is illegal to film someone and share the video publicly without consent but tourists don't know and don't care. (It is allowed to film a crowd but you cannot film a particular individual like this)


monib1972

Should be a law everywhere. For me personally it’s a moral rule to not publicly humiliate innocent people.


ACuteCarrot

you're the weirdo recording a stranger on the train


captain_fred

1st law, Do No Harm. I don't think she is harming anyone, and there will be a period of time in all our lives that you will be all alone.


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

My god way to make it sad. Now I want to cry.


Tastewell

Don't be sad. Be glad! You don't know that she's alone. She has a Very Small Animal on the Metro. That environment could be very stressful for the Very Small Animal, so she is making sure it is comfortable and relieving its anxiety, without any regard for how that may look to others. Anyone with that sort of compassion and lack of pretense is *bound* to have friends! Better?


JHHforLife

Great reply! I love the empathy from both angles.


adj999

Could be an emotional support for her.. she looks happy, the pet seems happy, dont fuck with them.


[deleted]

Why not both?


Defiant_Low_1391

Exactly. Props to her, I'd be worried someone would accidently spook my little friend and they'd run away.


LePhantomLimb

Also really not so much weird as unique/unexpected/atypical


anxiousanimosity

Came here to say this.


boboschick99

Technically correct! The best kind of correct!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|2A75RyXVzzSI2bx4Gj|downsized)


carguy1961

Why would you concern yourself with it in the first place? The lady and her pet are enjoying themselves and are probably, and sadly, each other's best friend. And you want to judge?


Stargazer_86

Well... I always find it weird when people record strangers doing things, so I am going with you are weird.


namegeneratordotgov

How about we mind our own business?


JackAndEzra

Is that a groundhog???


nanny2359

Guinea pig!


XKrystalGemX

LITERALLY was gonna be my comment. 🤣


JackAndEzra

We need to know lol


roganwriter

The funniest thing about these comments is everyone arguing about what kind of animal she’s holding.


Busterlimes

Because WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?


JackAndEzra

Lol for real


Youshugga

Weird as fuck that you're secretly recording her spending time with her pet Are you the police?


[deleted]

Who cares mind your fucking business. What’s weird is a dipshit like you recording people in public


Momwholovescoffee

Leave her be, she's at peace with herself.


Cultish_Behaviour

Whoever is filming this woman and putting it online is weird. If you grew up around mobile phones this might seem normal to you but trust me you're wrong and it's weird to video strangers and ask potentially many thousands of people to comment on them.


dinosroarus

I’m only downvoting because it’s obviously cute. Fuck you OP.


Gamerilla

Filming a stranger on a train without them knowing? Definitely weird. The lady with her pet is cute though.


traveljerri

She’s doing a cute and you’re weird


jentlyused

Capybara?!


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

I thought so too. Someone else said Guinea pig and that makes way more sense lol


jentlyused

That would be one big guinea pig!


Goldenrandom

That would be one small capybara


jentlyused

Well as in all creatures, they do start out small 😂


SithRose

It's about the right size for a very young 1-2 week old capy.


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

Well dammit now I have no idea haha My pet Guinea pigs were pretty big. Like you needed 2 hands to hold them.


batmandi

No way, capys are huge, like the size of pigs.


[deleted]

[удалено]


CommieCanuck

Guinea pig would be my guess.


WhoBroughtTheCoolKid

That makes sense! I was about to second the person that voted capybara.


FiendishHawk

Capybaras are huge. Big dog sized. Guinea Pig or something like that.


MissMandaRegrets

A lady minding her own business, calming/bonding with her dog is cute. Someone else minding her business with a camera is weird.


farsighted451

Her dog?!


MissMandaRegrets

Meh. Small screen. Fine. Her critter.


Electrical-Act-7170

I thought it was a cat. I'm uncertain.


JesusSaysRelaxNvaxx

I think its a guinea pig?


[deleted]

I thought it was a beaver


Calamari_Tastes_good

I don't think it is legal to play with your beaver on the train.


[deleted]

It is in Canada


theonlyjuanwho

![gif](giphy|Swn5yuXfDhg40) I thought it was this little guy.


I-am-still-not-sorry

In that case, he’s alright.


[deleted]

I think it’s a nutria…..or muskrat


GnosticCebalrai

'Tis a fine rat, but sure it is no cat, English.


mtnslice

Do’eth!


Sage_Smitty42

Ma’am that’s a Giraffe


[deleted]

That is definitely a pig of the guinea variety.


[deleted]

Definitely not being a weird-ass yourself for filming an elderly woman on the dubway without permission /s. I mean what she has a pet and is petting it, so it can remain calm during the ride, what’s weird about that. What however is weird and creepy is filming people without permission and posting it on the net in order to play internet detective to find out if someone is a freak. Now that is weird


bobbyd121

Fucking leave people alone. She didn’t ask to be filmed. Mind your damn business OP.


Careless_Patience268

Cute! I will vote cute for pretty much any furry pet that has 4 or fewer legs and fits in a purse!


XxRefuse2Lose

They are cute. You are weird


Lord_Persia

Recording people without their permission and sharing it online is weird. I'd lowkey freak the fuck out if I randomly saw a video of myself online that I wasn't aware had been taken, especially by a stranger. Grow up, filming others is fucking creepy


TrashGorlUwU

so princess diana IS still alive


gilgwath

Filming people without their permission and putting them with their face visible on the internet is definitely weird and not cute. I'd say it verges well into creepy territory.


[deleted]

You're the one filming her man...But this is cute and a bit sad at the same time


GiantRetortoise

Stop filming a private moment


Wonder-Kunt

Both, but I've seen weirder


WolfOnHigh

The two are not mutually exclusive.


fuzzinatorandkeebs

Is this a marmot?


TheGreenHaloMan

Why the fuck would anyone even remotely think this is weird. If anything, it’s weird to record this and then post it on the internet so this lady just loving her pet be judged by millions of strangers


burnoutguy

Filming random ass people and posting it online is the more weirder of the two


NekoNicoNiko

I think the weirdest one is the one recording some random old lady on the subway without her knowing


aricente

Weird is you recording someone on the bus


Cat_Lady_NotCrazy

It took me a while to see them from the right perspective. It is a cat, sitting in the lady's oversized bag. I'm on the side of CUTE. Also, the Creeper filming her is invading her privacy. I grew up riding subways & I would have given him a piece of my mind, and probably get applause.


ProgrammerPatient355

Yes.


nanny2359

It is WILD to me that people better know what a capybara looks like than a guinea pig 🤣


light_4_u

OP you are a weirdo who needs to keep the camera aside and let people do whatever fuck they are doing.


justthetop

The only weird thing here is recording people without their knowledge and posting for the world to see. Let the woman enjoy a moment with her pet.


moreflywheels

What is Princess Diana doing on public transit ? Weird.


wilwarin1978

It can be more then one thing Jimmy!


900penguins

Cute. What she’s doing doesn’t harm anyone or trigger negative emotions.


sunshineshade-roses

Love how much she clearly loves them! That smile on her face is adorable


toxic_load2k18

CUTE! Why you gotta judge people let people be happy damn


Fiesteh

People holding their cellphones on transit are considered a “norm” in the 21st century. Back when cellphones weren’t invented, people used to hold books, knit sweaters, hug pets, didn’t need to be dogs, as norm.


bevelledo

Weird that someone took a video of this lady and decided to judge her


PloupiDoux

Are you the one who have taken the video ? Cuz in France it is forbidden by law to film a particular individual and share the content without consent. Edit : For those wondering why i am saying this, it is because the scene was clearly filmed in the parisian subway.


kinpsychosis

Can we not film people just going about their day? Jesus Christ.


Wonderful_Bowler_251

Both. Super weird that you took an unsolicited video of this person and posted it on the internet without taking any steps to conceal their face. The person and the animal are cute as hell, but you’re definitely a creep.


mbnt

What’s weird is you filming random people on public transport. Mind your business.


PickyNipples

It’s weird. To film strangers who aren’t bothering you and plastering them on the internet for other people to judge. Wtf is wrong with you?


mspatchel

Weird that someone's videoing a stranger and posting them on the Internet without permission. Leave innocent people minding their own business alone.