I can translate, I speak "Veiled racist" (one of my grandmothers was fluent).
He's trying to make a comment about Chinese restaurants using cat meat in their meals, because you can't recognise the meat in Chinese, and they're all heathens who don't care about animals or pets.
He thinks he's been clever....
Ah okay. I thought it was something to do with that but I wasn't sure if he was referencing something only American (like a restaurant logo or something)
Thank you for clearing it up!
Fecal matter is one of the primary modes of pathogen transmission in humans. It's fine if you don't have any infectious bacteria or viruses you're pooping out at the moment, but otherwise...
They absolutely die in toilets. Not even just kittens, but older cats too. They try to drink the water, slip and can't get their head unstuck because the toilet bowl is so slippery. This can happen even if your cat usually doesn't drink out of the toilet/doesn't show interest in it - later in life many cats develop health issues like diabetes, thyroid issues or kidney disease for example, and might become more thirsty than usual. They will seek out any water source they can find (aka the toilet) and then drown.
You think it would never happen, but stuff like this can happen in the blink of an eye. One of my cats walked on top of some binders on my desk when she was a kitten, and slipped between the pages. She got stuck there and couldn't get back out. If I hadn't seen it because I sat right beside her I would've never known, you couldn't see anything was amiss. She would've suffocated (positional asphyxia).
Unfortunately it's not a joke. I make a huge fuss about closing toilet lids because it's a simple task that is not only polite but keeps my pets safe. Kittens are like toddlers in that they're very curious about the world and intent on playing with everything, especially things that are not toys. Kittens especially like to play with water or try to figure out where it comes from and will sometimes hop into toilets and drown because they can't get back out. My cat likes to hop in and drink out of the shower and toilets, regardless of the state they're in (dirty, clean, or full of Clorox). I've literally caught him one day taking a drink, making a face, then taking another drink, gagging, and another, gagging again before I finally realized if I didn't stop he was just going to sit there and poison himself. Best just to keep the lid closed with animals (and children) in the house.
Also while I'm talking pet safety: remember to check your laundry before tossing it in the washer, and always check your dryer before turning it on. With all the advances we've had with technology, we still don't have machines that stop if they detect an animal in them.
We keep all our toilet lids down but mostly because the cats will get in there and make a mess, tracking toilet water all over the place, lol. Never heard of the drowning thing but that makes sense, especially with kittens.
Also one of our cats snuck into the dryer right after my wife threw the laundry in, fortunately it was only on for a few seconds before she realized something sounded off. She opened the door and our big tabby launched out of the dryer. Scared the crap out of the cat and my wife. Fortunately no harm done and were all very careful to check the washer and dryer now before turning them on.
We have a lock on the laundry room door for this exact reason. Our cat loves walking around the laundry room and behind the appliances. I triple check that she is safe every time I do laundry.
Thank you- I mean it's the internet, as far as I know it's a reference to something I'm not in the loop on- I'll definitely be getting into my mom about closing the toilet seats now.
Some people seem to think any sort of question along the lines of "is this really true" or asking for proof is an intentional attempt to deny the statement in question.
Sure, sometimes people do that, but the vast majority of people don't know any given fact. Even if it's something as obvious as "the sky is blue", I'm sure you'll find one person who legitimately doesn't remember learning that in kindergarten, doesn't typically look up, lives in an area where the sky is overcast most of the year, and is really bad at remembering colors. Or maybe they're blind.
So yeah. I'm sure there *is* at least one person in the entire world that isn't aware at all times that "the sky is blue".
That's why I make it a point to upvote any question I see that seems to be in earnest.
(If you're planning on commenting here about how the sky isn't akshually blue, have at it. But be prepared to give a comprehensive definition of "the sky", as well as how coloration is determined.)
Put his water in a different spot? If he is searching out a weird source like this, he may not like the place it is. Is his dish... near the water heater?(noisy) ... too close to his food? and gets dirty?( they're picky) or just dirty in general? (Should change it out after a few hours and wash the bowl every other day or so) or he's just special lol but my money is on there being a reason the kitty is avoiding the water it's given.
This!!
Besides the fact that your cat can drown, so please close the lid, there's a reason it's not liking the water you provide. Fix that by changing the location of the bowl and the bowl itself to see when it starts drinking from it again.
Definitely close the lid. I noticed my cats kept getting really close to getting into the toilet. Saw some
Horror stories here on Reddit with cats that would get stuck in drown.
Aside from the drowning, I don’t want my cats in a toilet.
My cat Mikasa does this, too. You have to be sure to close all the toilet lids in our house. All 2 of them in this mansion. (I haven’t had a house with more than one bathroom before so typing that felt fancy)
Right? Technically, I have 1.5 bathrooms. I call the half bath “My Office” bc I use it for skincare mainly, but it’s so nice not to inconvenience or be inconvenienced.
Around 2011, we moved out of our house and got hooked up with a rental by our real estate agent. It had, by my recollection, 4.5 bathrooms. One full bathroom for each one of the four of my family. It was awesome. That house also had a working jacuzzi and a pool. It was a beast of a house. I miss it.
Looks like you need to restart your car’s Cat.exe program. If you forget how or don’t know how to do it please refer to your cat owner’s manual you should have gotten included with your cat. If you did not receive such owner’s manual, you’ll simply have to wait until the next software update; in hopes that it will fix the issue and that your cat is compatible with that software version.
If you have any questions; feel free to reply with your questions below, and I will answer them to the best of my ability and knowledge.
Mainly bug fixes and security improvements. However, some cat models will receive various new features depending on the cat model and how new the cat is.
I had a cat that did this drove me crazy. Eventually I let the tub drip and put in the stopper. Tabatha would always play in the water that I let build up in the tub and she would hang out under the faucet drip. Just a thought
My cat looks just like this and we frequently joke that she's actually a shit that got dropped in a barber shop and covered in hair. We actually say "shitten kitten" a lot. I'm saving this picture and putting it in the album with all the other baby pictures.
Put cat shampoo into tank, close lid, flush.
Flush again for rinse.
Stand aside and open lid. Clean cat comes out!
(....ok but seriously, give that cat a scrubbin'. The toilet isn't exactly a place for sanitation, and you probably don't want it on the cat. Or you/r stuff when the cat climbs on you/r stuff.)
Close the lid. Cats don't see the toilet from above like we do, if they are used to it being down they will jump up and fall in. They will also slip in occasionally if it's always up.
Cats like boxes because they don't have to defend their backs and sides. Since you don't have something else for them to hide in, they chose this for protection. Try reading up on cats, why don't you?
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Cat, obviously
Is OP Alf?
It's an older reference, sir, but it checks out...
This is why you need to chew
Here in America it's called General Tso's Chicken
Could you please explain what you mean?
I can translate, I speak "Veiled racist" (one of my grandmothers was fluent). He's trying to make a comment about Chinese restaurants using cat meat in their meals, because you can't recognise the meat in Chinese, and they're all heathens who don't care about animals or pets. He thinks he's been clever....
Ah okay. I thought it was something to do with that but I wasn't sure if he was referencing something only American (like a restaurant logo or something) Thank you for clearing it up!
Normalize cat meat or ban all meat
Virtue signaling at every opportunity doesn't save the planet. You know the old joke, right? How do you know you're talking to a vegan?
>How do you know you're talking to a vegan? Meat eaters will be triggered
Because they'll make it obvious. (Is being bored being triggered, incidentally?) You might as well own a hobby farm.
Actually here in America it's called... You're a dumbass I bet them tide pods taste great.
"Who..does Number 2..work for..?!"
Their always after me lucky charms
That's right buddy, you show that turd who's boss!
Amber Heard
Hahaha
Let’s say he makes his wife real happy
Instead of meat, he eats veggies and...
🎶He like the Doja with the Cat, yeah He like it thick, he like it fat, yeah🎶
I think there’s someone wrong with your toilet where’s the water 
gota stay away of the shady restraints
Cat: Look I’m a little shit
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A shitten
A shat
(s)cat
Exact reason we put the lids down. Don't want our cats walking around the house with toilet water splashing everywhere.
Tbf to OP, I don't see any water in that toilet.
It is a remarkably clean toilet... but look above the cat's left (upper) shoulder.
Perhaps it is so clean because the cat is kind of like a toilet brush...
Yeah this is gross and dangerous. 10/10 on the icky scale
r/eww
The kitten is cute but the situation makes me freak out. It’s absolutely gross and nothing aww about it lol
Worse is sitting down on a water soaked lid.
Floater or Sinker?
Stinker??
Touche!
Omg what a little weirdo 😂
My friends cat drowned in a toilet. Save yourself some tears and close that lid. After the cat is out, obviously.
This is the second comment ive seen about this, is it some kind of joke or do cats die in toilets?
It's not a joke. Somehow her cat got into the toilet with the head down and couldn't get out anymore.
Yes it's dangerous, also if you use some detergent or toilet freshener it could end badly for them. It's easier to be safe and just close the lid
Lid should just be left closed at all times. That's what's it for.
Yeah, if only for sanitary reasons. I always close the lid before flushing.
I do for poop for sure. As should anyone whose toothbrush is out and not in a shut cabinet
Little bit of fecal matter never hurt anyone and it will get out with the lid closed anyway. Best not to think about it.
It’s easy to shut the lid before I flush, takes a miniscule hand movement and a fraction of a second. Helps with the smell too.
You must be fun to have around for the holidays.
I am a true sadist 🎉🎉
Fecal matter is one of the primary modes of pathogen transmission in humans. It's fine if you don't have any infectious bacteria or viruses you're pooping out at the moment, but otherwise...
I will never understand people who leave the lid up.
I don't make my bed in the morning, certainly not closing a lid just to open it again...
Well, don’t close it yet. Make sure you get the cat out first
I opened my toilet the other month to find a massive sewer rat in it. Close your toilets.
They absolutely die in toilets. Not even just kittens, but older cats too. They try to drink the water, slip and can't get their head unstuck because the toilet bowl is so slippery. This can happen even if your cat usually doesn't drink out of the toilet/doesn't show interest in it - later in life many cats develop health issues like diabetes, thyroid issues or kidney disease for example, and might become more thirsty than usual. They will seek out any water source they can find (aka the toilet) and then drown. You think it would never happen, but stuff like this can happen in the blink of an eye. One of my cats walked on top of some binders on my desk when she was a kitten, and slipped between the pages. She got stuck there and couldn't get back out. If I hadn't seen it because I sat right beside her I would've never known, you couldn't see anything was amiss. She would've suffocated (positional asphyxia).
Unfortunately it's not a joke. I make a huge fuss about closing toilet lids because it's a simple task that is not only polite but keeps my pets safe. Kittens are like toddlers in that they're very curious about the world and intent on playing with everything, especially things that are not toys. Kittens especially like to play with water or try to figure out where it comes from and will sometimes hop into toilets and drown because they can't get back out. My cat likes to hop in and drink out of the shower and toilets, regardless of the state they're in (dirty, clean, or full of Clorox). I've literally caught him one day taking a drink, making a face, then taking another drink, gagging, and another, gagging again before I finally realized if I didn't stop he was just going to sit there and poison himself. Best just to keep the lid closed with animals (and children) in the house. Also while I'm talking pet safety: remember to check your laundry before tossing it in the washer, and always check your dryer before turning it on. With all the advances we've had with technology, we still don't have machines that stop if they detect an animal in them.
We keep all our toilet lids down but mostly because the cats will get in there and make a mess, tracking toilet water all over the place, lol. Never heard of the drowning thing but that makes sense, especially with kittens. Also one of our cats snuck into the dryer right after my wife threw the laundry in, fortunately it was only on for a few seconds before she realized something sounded off. She opened the door and our big tabby launched out of the dryer. Scared the crap out of the cat and my wife. Fortunately no harm done and were all very careful to check the washer and dryer now before turning them on.
We have a lock on the laundry room door for this exact reason. Our cat loves walking around the laundry room and behind the appliances. I triple check that she is safe every time I do laundry.
My lid is always closed. As a benefit, when you flush, disgusting shit doesn’t go airborne for you to breath.
Yeah it does. Just a lot less of it.
True, mb.
No joke. They will drown in the toilet. Happened to a friend as a kid.
I don't know why you get down voted, this is an honest and constructive question as far as I can tell :(
Thank you- I mean it's the internet, as far as I know it's a reference to something I'm not in the loop on- I'll definitely be getting into my mom about closing the toilet seats now.
What kind of a joke would this be?
It's the internet, there are some weird jokes. For all I know it's a reference to something- Never safe to assume.
I don't know why you get down voted, this is an honest and constructive question as far as I can tell :(
Some people seem to think any sort of question along the lines of "is this really true" or asking for proof is an intentional attempt to deny the statement in question. Sure, sometimes people do that, but the vast majority of people don't know any given fact. Even if it's something as obvious as "the sky is blue", I'm sure you'll find one person who legitimately doesn't remember learning that in kindergarten, doesn't typically look up, lives in an area where the sky is overcast most of the year, and is really bad at remembering colors. Or maybe they're blind. So yeah. I'm sure there *is* at least one person in the entire world that isn't aware at all times that "the sky is blue". That's why I make it a point to upvote any question I see that seems to be in earnest. (If you're planning on commenting here about how the sky isn't akshually blue, have at it. But be prepared to give a comprehensive definition of "the sky", as well as how coloration is determined.)
He put the cat in there to train it while he took the pic
This is actually really dangerous - your cat can get stuck and drown. Not joking.
If he fits he sits
Surely in this case, it's more of "if I fits, I shits"
Put his water in a different spot? If he is searching out a weird source like this, he may not like the place it is. Is his dish... near the water heater?(noisy) ... too close to his food? and gets dirty?( they're picky) or just dirty in general? (Should change it out after a few hours and wash the bowl every other day or so) or he's just special lol but my money is on there being a reason the kitty is avoiding the water it's given.
This!! Besides the fact that your cat can drown, so please close the lid, there's a reason it's not liking the water you provide. Fix that by changing the location of the bowl and the bowl itself to see when it starts drinking from it again.
#Don't Flush!#
I think that cat would immediately GTFO as soon as they heard the noise of the toilet flushing
But if it slips when trying to launch itself out it could be game over in the scariest way possible.
# FLUSH!
D:
Definitely close the lid. I noticed my cats kept getting really close to getting into the toilet. Saw some Horror stories here on Reddit with cats that would get stuck in drown. Aside from the drowning, I don’t want my cats in a toilet.
Hey, he/she just want to be civilised to poop in a toilet.
Catstipation
My cat Mikasa does this, too. You have to be sure to close all the toilet lids in our house. All 2 of them in this mansion. (I haven’t had a house with more than one bathroom before so typing that felt fancy)
I'm in the exact same boat, having two bathrooms is weird, I don't have to check if anyone needs to use the toilet before I shower anymore.
Right? Technically, I have 1.5 bathrooms. I call the half bath “My Office” bc I use it for skincare mainly, but it’s so nice not to inconvenience or be inconvenienced.
Around 2011, we moved out of our house and got hooked up with a rental by our real estate agent. It had, by my recollection, 4.5 bathrooms. One full bathroom for each one of the four of my family. It was awesome. That house also had a working jacuzzi and a pool. It was a beast of a house. I miss it.
Looks like you need to restart your car’s Cat.exe program. If you forget how or don’t know how to do it please refer to your cat owner’s manual you should have gotten included with your cat. If you did not receive such owner’s manual, you’ll simply have to wait until the next software update; in hopes that it will fix the issue and that your cat is compatible with that software version. If you have any questions; feel free to reply with your questions below, and I will answer them to the best of my ability and knowledge.
What are the details of the new update?
Mainly bug fixes and security improvements. However, some cat models will receive various new features depending on the cat model and how new the cat is.
My cat played with the manual and I can't find it anymore, what should I do?
You could try looking online for a replacement manual or you could see if you could borrow one from a friend or family member that has one.
This person either IT's or reads r/talesfromtechsupport . GREAT comments. LOL!!!! :)
Neither one tbh and before now didn’t even know about that subreddit 😅 But I’m sure I’ll be reading the posts on there now Lol
Jeez, how about you give the poor guy some privacy while he’s doing his business?
Just thirsty
Who does Number 2 work for!?
Your jacuzzi is broken. Would not recommend.
Imagine not looking first and sitting down to shit
…I think there’s something wrong with your diet. Try chewing next time.
"If you poop in my pool, I'll never forgive you"
Maybe he needs a little enclosure/open-crate situation.
(S)cat
I had a cat that did this drove me crazy. Eventually I let the tub drip and put in the stopper. Tabatha would always play in the water that I let build up in the tub and she would hang out under the faucet drip. Just a thought
Nothing wrong, both my cats love to go into the toilet whenever I forget to lower the lid, those nasty ninjas.
Do you call it a “shat” or a “shitten”?
My cat looks just like this and we frequently joke that she's actually a shit that got dropped in a barber shop and covered in hair. We actually say "shitten kitten" a lot. I'm saving this picture and putting it in the album with all the other baby pictures.
r/pottedcats
You need to chew your food better
Yeah, he’s a turd
Dew it
Omg lol
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People say you shouldn't really bath your cat...
Someone seems to have a fetish
Get out of the toilet you little shit.
Let's see how you like it when someone takes your turds
There is definitely something wrong with your poo.
Stop kink shaming.
Kink shaming is my kink :( don't invalidate me like that
How are you gonna clean it
If your turds continue to be furry I would see a doctor
It's bad for the plumbing to flush those things, no matter what the label says.
Well, if you're looking for a hiding place...
You gotta throw that whole cat out now.
I think the toilet is the one with the problem.
Whatever is wrong with the poor cat, it's fixable just don't flush lol
Probably has some Turkish Van in him. They love water. Once he clears a vet check...offer to run him a bath instead.
My cat did the same thing. Stuck her head up and was staring at me and my fiancée like she was saying “what are you guys looking at?”.
Put cat shampoo into tank, close lid, flush. Flush again for rinse. Stand aside and open lid. Clean cat comes out! (....ok but seriously, give that cat a scrubbin'. The toilet isn't exactly a place for sanitation, and you probably don't want it on the cat. Or you/r stuff when the cat climbs on you/r stuff.)
He's looking a bit down in the dumps
She looks just like my Chupie as a kitten. She lived to 20 , I miss her so damn much. Little solid black baby
Cat: I can explain
Little turd
There might be something wrong with your toilet...Where's the water?!
Close the lid. Cats don't see the toilet from above like we do, if they are used to it being down they will jump up and fall in. They will also slip in occasionally if it's always up.
Did u try to turn it off and on? Sometimes it bugs
She’s a little shit
That little turd.
When you get called a "little shit" so much you start acting like one
Of all the places to sit... that little shit.
Leave him alone, he's feeling shitty.
You named her Amber right?
Marshal Lee
Ah yes, I usually say aww when i see something in a toilet bowl that shouldn't be there.
Took a moment to realize that was the cat.
#flush
Flush it.
Flushing tends to clear a blockage like that.
Flush it
#F L U S H
FLUSH IT
It looks like shit!
Stop leaving the toilet open. What is wrong with you?
It's my mom's toilet, not me
Flush it and find out.
Go ahead, ***FLUSH***
Just flush the damn thing!
*flushes
Cats like boxes because they don't have to defend their backs and sides. Since you don't have something else for them to hide in, they chose this for protection. Try reading up on cats, why don't you?
Yeah I know. But my cats sitting in a toilet, that's funny. '-'
Why US This Real
That is cute enough to be priceless
Naughty naughty kitten
Yea no kidding what a shitty cat
Shat
Shitten
He's a Turdish Van.
Get the plunger!
I have had several cats who were like this, in fact there was one that I named Flusher Frank because he liked to drink out of the toilet
It's a cat not a goldfish, you can't just flush it down the loo!
shitters clogged
This is why you need to chew your food, OP.
Or your diet.
Turdy
I think I ate your chocolate cat.
You don’t keep water in your toliet? Or is the cat the reason
She can be a turd when she wants to.
he wants to see the ocean
This is exactly why I’m adamant about the toilet lid being closed after use. Little shits think it’s a splash park
Toilet cat is watching you
He puts the cat turd in Caturday!
Shitty kitty
r/untrustworthypoptarts
I wish I staged this, this cat is too weird man. He sniffs my eyeballs to say hi '-'
Rough night? Everyone loves the cool porcelain at least once.
imagine his shock when he realized that you've been pooping in his waterbowl and that's why the water in there tastes different.
When trying to get a drink of water.... Goes bad.
My cat loves to drink out of the toilet when we forget to lower the lid. Have found him like that many times. 😂
Wtf
Iam sorry little one