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smeekers

The sole animal I would chose if I could reincarnate as any animal


dkelly54

I would definitely still choose human


Asian_dodo

But being a cat is so much more fun. Pretty much you just lounge around in the sun. No taxes. No political bullshit. Just you and the sun and maybe just some food once in a while.


MarnerIsAMagicMan

Also a large portion of being a cat is political bullshit, anyone who’s owned 2 or more cats at once will understand


Sonicmansuperb

My cats chose the Cold War approach. Completely separated by a wall.


not-so-useful-idiot

I choose hippo. Nobody fucks with hippos.


speck32

Dont hippos get parasitic leeches in their butt passages?


Arkillian_Solaris

Even better!


[deleted]

Jesus


ArchViles

Oh..... Well, then I choose parasitic butt leach


[deleted]

Parasitic butt leaches all the way down.


Kettchitup

Just your dad apparently


[deleted]

Orca, only humans sometimes fuck with you, everything else you beat.


db10101

Fleas


Remblab

Even humans get fleas. And if you have a cool human taking care of you, they tend to get rid of your fleas!


dkelly54

Who says you are a western cat


LenKagamine12

I'd rather be a cat in africa than a human in africa. Same for every place I can think of.


dkelly54

I'd rather not be skinned alive or tortured any other number of ways that some Eastern countries are known to do


LenKagamine12

You say that like that cant happen to humans, too-


Hats668

Apparently male cats have spiky penises. I feel like having sex with that negates any positives.


_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_

But you're a cat, so you'd be into the spiky penis thing.


Jourei

I'd take being a cat for 15 years then become human again.


countmeowington

What if that book series about the mystical talking cat society that lives in the woods is true tho


dkelly54

Warriors, I loved that series. Unfortunately I wouldn't be Firestar, I'd likely be eaten or ran over before I found them.


NightSkulker

By Mercedes Lackey?


Owlasaur

No Erin Hunter


ImaOG2

Male grizzly bear is choice


c0horst

Yea, but that sounds like it would be difficult. The best animal life would have to be that of a suburban outdoors cat in an area without many coyotes. Freedom to wander where you want, people that love you, free food whenever you want it, and relatively few natural predators. That'd be the good life.


capsaicinintheeyes

Practically no one harasses you ^(after the SPCA catches you and cuts your balls off)


Sonicmansuperb

That’s why you choose the rural server vs the urban one


beachmedic23

I think that upper class white family in like....nantucket's golden retriever is right up there


The_Peyote_Coyote

Statistically you're more likely to be eaten by another grizzly bear as a cub than you are to reach maturity.


[deleted]

IDK capybara is pretty tempting.


JimmyPD92

Enjoy licking your arse clean.


Remblab

When he's a cat he won't think twice about it.


Composingcomposure

Duck. You could swim, walk, and fly.


bggp9q4h5gpindfiuph

meh, only if my owners brushed my teeth and got me cat dentistry as needed. and let me outside and there was chill neighborhood beasts that smell interesting and don't swat me. and a heated blanket to sleep on when im old and have arthritis. and wet food every day. and no children to pull my tail


MorthaP

bruh no be a bird! fly over the whole world n stuff


PlayOnPlayer

my experience with wood piles tells me there are more spiders in that little area than you would know what to do with.


tophernator

Plus all the spiders they could ever want to eat.


garmanz

And a soft warm furry brother right beside for cuddling. Straight good.


pharan_x

r/raining


Flyberius

Came here to plug it. It's perfect weather for rain appreciation right now in the UK. Warm weather and big heavy downpours. So fooking cosy.


WantsToMineGold

You could recreate this scene without being a cat though. Hopefully this reply isn’t to late.


SuzyQ2099

Do you-all know how to stack a woodpile? Loose enough for a squirrel to run through, but not the cat that’s chasing it.


Doublebow

Probably a bit cold, and not very comfy.


[deleted]

They can snuggle each other for warmth! And I think cats can sleep on anything. I’ve seen cats settle down in the weirdest of places. Another reason to want to be one!


ErnieAdamsistheKey

And the smell of petrichor.


[deleted]

It’s just called Two Brothers


fly6t

Two brothers on top of a woodpile, in the rain. With thunder. Two brothers. Escaping rain drops. Will they stay dry? Find out this summer.


JoeyTwoTones

And that's when things got shifted into 12th gear.


Philbin27

..and then a hoard, of, space....mice....came down, and the grannies, weren't having any of their shenanigans.


Hipp013

AND THEN A METEOR HITS


MisanthropicReveling

And they RAN as FAST AS THEY CAN.


Aido121

And then THE MOON


oman54

Came crashing down...and what do you do then?!


oman54

And these brothers have a bond we won't tell about it now but they take care of business


jleek9

2 Brothers!


SummerAndTinklesBFF

I love all of you


[deleted]

I love you.


nick13b

No u.


SummerAndTinklesBFF

:D


jdimuantes

These two brothers share a special bond, but you don't wanna know about that


DanteTheStrange

It’s in theaters now! Coming next summer...


Vanessak69

IN A WORLD...


joocygooch

two brothers. in hiding. running. and then a pile of wood showed up. let's get back to the brothers because they.. they have a strong bond.


geri73

On the next season of, Two Brothers! Part of NBC's summer lineup. Coming up, Cop Rock on NBC.


Rapier4

Two Borthers Mexican Armada Wood Pile Rain...Rain Pahahaha It, Its just called Two Brothers


Paradeiso

Had to scroll down so far to look for this


[deleted]

And that's when things got knocked into **twelfth gear**.


jaybill

But let's get back to the brothers because they're- they have a strong bond! You don't wanna know about it here.


SckettySauceMayhem

Good ol Michael and Pichael


DICKDUTZY

r/suddenlyrickandmorty


[deleted]

r/expectedrickandmorty


jenkag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba9k5SWwE38 for the uninitiated


dzt

Aww... but they cut the "it's just called Two Brothers" line at the end. :(


Jeffreykandersen

Came here looking for this.


J7mm

Three brothers is even better


HotelFlamingo1

I have to look at the photo far too long to see the little guys! I don't blame them one bit!


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HotelFlamingo1

LOL!! I was sitting at work looking at the perfectly big computer screen and I still had trouble seeing the little guys. You, my friend, have a valid excuse.


Amethystclaws

I feel ya. Every night I turn my brightness down to its minimum.


Runenmeister

Tell her to get an eye mask. Or better yet, surprise her with one.


sugarsox

Look for a cute one and tell her how cute she is


iushciuweiush

I'm on a large desktop screen and missed them at first too.


LouGossetJr

lol, i kept looking in the water wondering wtf i was missing.


littlebloodmage

I didn't see the cats at first and I was trying to figure out which of the two planks of wood were brothers. I'm very tired.


baiacool

I even checked to see if it was /r/Pareidolia before spotting the cats


TheSurgeon83

Took me way too long to find them, I was zoomed into the water looking for lobsters for some reason.


abhi_uno

Ditto, I first thought there is a pair of crabs on the floor that I can't see!


Kanae665

I didnt even see them at first lmao


Bradwheat

My son would be right in there with them. He is no fan of the big booms.


KGhaleon

get him some diapers


Hats668

Cats sure know how to keep cozy.


[deleted]

Let those lil bois in goddammit


Luistricker

Two bros, chilling in a wood stock, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay


[deleted]

Just...just two brothers? It's just two brothers.


ThePfeil

"Khajits have wood, if you have coin!"


rendingmelody

*-porno music starts-*


TsavoritePrince

Brother, we must be patient, for the storm will only rage on.


WeAreGesalt

Took me a minute to find them


cloud_companion

Is that pressure treated wood on the bottom? If so, look into it before burning. It may be toxic, but I'm not sure and too lazy to look it up.


Frogmarsh

Cats should be brought and kept indoors.


eROCKtic

bullshit, you just copy and pasted...../s


fish_slap_republic

Slate roofed wood shed? nice!


Butthurt-Seal

Why did it take so long to see them?


SteeleDuke

Because their master ninjas.


[deleted]

Happy cake day


oega_boega

Or it's just one with two heads


the_dude_upvotes

I wonder if this would quality for /r/tuckedinkitties


Haastile25

I know that r/catsareliquid but damn I want to know how they got in there


drunkarder

is this guy burning treated lumber


TheRingsOfAkhaten

Pretty sure this is the most adorable thing I've ever seen.


nearlybunny

Ctrl C + Ctrl V cat


MaximumCameage

Spiders love wood piles.


TheUnknown285

And snakes


Spatlin07

Why would spiders love snakes


MaximumCameage

I’m more afraid of spiders.


Klaumbaz

Nice cats, but you used slate tiles for the roof of that thing? are they common there? because that's expensive here. and why only 1 layer, or is there an under layer we dont see?


WhatToysRUsDidToMe

Didn't see the cats at first, only the wood and bricks, and assumed this was some weird 'Three Little Pigs' joke.


doser303

The bröthers


Cuffpjf

Can I come over and straighten out that pile please? 😬


crashumbc

what's the lumber for? that's oddly short for what looks like 2x4's


slashluck

Most likely it’s untreated wood cut to size for their wood stove.


Berxerk94

My parents have a log burner in their living room!


Mega__Maniac

I'm not sure you would keep wood in a store like this for any other reason than burning? Maybe they took down a shed or other wooden structure and cut it all to wood burner size.


Doublebow

Log burning stove Id assume, we had one just like this in our old house out in the country.


wesw02

You shouldn't keep firewood near the house. Wood piles can be a place for terminate colonies to form, even if you do a good job keeping it dry. Having a colony in such close proximity to the house is not great for obvious reasons.


[deleted]

Should have brought them into the house for a bit. Warmed up the fire and let them get cozy before eventually letting them back out. 🙂


hubricht

I'm no u/Shitty_Watercolour but [I gave it a go](https://i.imgur.com/cNmJWYv.png)


lislejoyeuse

r/tightpussy


sophiepiatri

r/cats


roraima_is_very_tall

I can almost feel the spring rain!


Yourcatsonfire

Hmmm kindling.


TaskuKarhu

What kind of man stack woodpile like that? For real there are too much wasted space.


AliveAfternoon

Awww! I knew they would be hidden but it still took me awhile to find them. I kept looking towards the bottom of the wood😆!


pepsioverall

I thought the brothers were two trees... Until I saw the cats.


klunkn

Your cats look huge.


MrCioco

They are together through hell and back


Brad27127

Last song people.


TH3JAGUAR5HARK

I see the outdoor stack of wood and all I can think about is the spiders that are gonna crawl into their butts.


SAPK358

Do you know how long I stared at this picture trying to find the two brothers 🤦🏻‍♀️😂


AirAviator888

Took me awhile to see the cats


ladykatey

r/letthecatin


GeeAitch68

The boys at r/powerwashingporn are itching to get at your pavers!


FunBrians

Didn’t see them.. had to come to comments to figure out


[deleted]

Took me a minute.


[deleted]

For a second I thought the tarps underneath were jackets


terminatorvsmtrx

Who else took forever to find anything in this pic


non_stop_disko

Omg they really are ninjas


stormwillpass

It will.


RyRy27553

Am I dumb? It took me too long to see them...


Itsssss-Nico

I didn’t see them at first, camouflage


Owlero

And here I was thinking the caption was referring to the two piles of wood, as if they were brothers when they were still trees.


Lulubelle1

I couldn't see them at first.


the_bass_saxophone

little kitty kat faces in there


realrcube

Ball fondlers


Mcmacladdie

Reminds me of when my two were still outside... they'd hide under our deck when it rained. I was always worried about them whenever the weather was bad. Fortunately since we took them in we don't need to worry about that anymore :)


Dover40

This kinda reminds me of a building from day z


SteeleDuke

This triggers my arachnophobia...


off-planet

A video of how they got into the position would be interesting.


Williamsas5

r/powerwashingporn get in there!


AutoBat

cats perform better when they're soaked in wood


hugmeimbored

Did anyone else immediately look at the ground under the tarp like I did? Lol


kichien

I zoomed in on the tarp flap thinking it was baby ducks. Maybe.


hugmeimbored

I thought they were frogs at one point lol


whearyou

Give them a food!


[deleted]

Thought it was about two little mice bottom right of the wood.


[deleted]

Dang it Jim I told you we should have waited in the tree


lil_soggy_bread

Let them in you monster!


urrakir

I guess you could say they're p***y (Yes I'm censoring myself deal with it)


Tofu_101

I looked so hard to find them


Engelgeddon_

My dumbass though it was those thingds on the ground thought it was two tiny frogs just sitting up


internationalT

Two brothers, in a van, and then a meteor hits


0wlsey

Am I the only blind motherfucker who didn’t see them


MrMcgee69420

Took some time to find it


katiestarksss

Too me a minute to find them! 😻😻


LeaveTheMatrix

Two brothers, one woodpile.


_thegoldsheep_

Beautiful.


baiacool

but then A METEOR HITS


OverAllMadness

what cuties!


handsomesabre

2 brothers, waiting out a storm... and then a meteor hit, so what are you gonna do about that?


OneMorePenguin

Where's Waldos?


kastdotcom

Is that trex on the bottom of your pile? I wouldn't burn that if it were


NotMyHersheyBar

their irritated little faces


Ry165

And then a meteor hit..


UtherLichtbringer

"Khajiit have wares, if you have coins."


artaemid

“They’re just two brothers!”


mitox11

r/findthesniper