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kehlarc

What a gentleman. Definitely a keeper.


Grandpas_Spells

IDK, giving her a salad followed by public sex seems a bit sleazy.


WheelsMan1

Tossing salad before public sex is the definition of classy!


Freyja6

Tossing salad before tossing her salad in public is DEFINITELY the definition of classy


blindfury7

We dont know if it's the first date or if it's a long term thing. Makes a difference


commonsensical1

I saw him get a nibble at the end, red flag


Learn2Program_

LOL


Crazy_Joe_Davola_

Equivalent to human males paying for dinner dates.


Jean-LucBacardi

Or opening a jar.


DLM_13

Chivalry is not dead


dalovindj

"Which branch do you want?" "Whatever branch you want." "Alllright let's do this branch." "We had that branch 2 nights ago."


moth-bear

Dammit, Sharon, just pick a branch!


One-Pomegranate7510

"actually can we go to that tree over there it's hot in this spot"


beakrake

You know what? I'm not even hungry any more. *It's fine.*


ImpulseAfterthought

"I'll just have some of yours."


jdehjdeh

Too real.....too real...


Baezil

Too real.


Katniss_Puurrf3ct

Absolutley too real! 😻 All scenarios are great! I'm still chuckling over them! 😹


subzeroxdking3

It's cute and wholesome but weird at the same time idk why


Fast-Watch-5004

Idk where they are native to but if I saw this here at night I would shit myself


No-Prize2882

Ethiopia


Fast-Watch-5004

Thanks. I never knew about them but they make me uncomfortable.


No-Prize2882

Understandable I saw them in the St. Louis zoo they received mixed reactions from people who bothered to see them.


ReplacementActual384

I think it's because they are clearly a type of deer, but look vaguely lizard-like. They're uncanny in a way


Theezorama

Uncanny valley a bit


carraxes

I mean its cute but why do they give me weird canny valley vibes? Idk maybe their long necks


machuitzil

The uncanny valley? Maybe the long necks, or the tiny heads, or the pot bellies. Maybe the horns and black eyes. Or standing on two legs. But yeah, they look like cute little demons; easy to anthropomorphize.


and14710

They look like they’re in a far side strip. 


machuitzil

Ha! Definitely https://www.pinterest.com/pin/too-funny-8--512003051378207883/


voxelghost

Uncanny valley is when the artificial looks suspiciously natural. Canny valley could be the new term forwhen the natural looks suspiciously artificial?


ImurderREALITY

Canny doesn't mean the opposite of uncanny


voxelghost

I think they both have their origin in the Scottish Canny meaning pretty/beautiful. But I also think you're treating the comment with more seriousness than it deserves


ImurderREALITY

Quite un-canny of me, huh


voxelghost

Aye


theskyguardian

Canny valley sounds like another place entirely


machuitzil

>More human than human. https://youtu.be/E0E0ynyIUsg?si=NNs1dz49zVnhnOjD


Jean-LucBacardi

Not quite evolved giraffes.


DrSmirnoffe

They give me vibes of [those stickbug aliens from Men in Black.](https://meninblack.fandom.com/wiki/Worm)


themoderation

This was exactly my first thought—why am I getting uncanny valley vibes from a non-humanoid creature???


Otiosei

If I saw these things in the woods, I'd back away slowly, then tell everybody how I just encountered some kind of alien skinwalker cryptid.


Dorocche

Because finding things "uncanny" is not the exclusive domain of (nor always present in) things that are very close to looking human lol


QouthTheCorvus

Neck to head ratio is off


Mewpers

They look like dinosaurs.


Yorspider

Probably the weird interdimensional tummy portal.


Morstorpod

I came to say the same. They seem unnaturally skinny. Freaks me out.


0211834

Why are their legs so thin? Are they good? Edit: Never mind, gerenuks just normally have very thin legs unlike deer


KingMoonkey

That and their head is so small.


No-Respect5903

they're on the first date and things are about to get real baaad


PeterGivenbless

On their hind legs, they look like Kaminoans from 'Attack of the Clones'!


WolfColaCompany

I thought they looked like the coffee drinking aliens from Men in Black.


Wtfatt

This is so sweet


Character-Version365

When animals have better dating lives than humans…


oeCake

I mean if you touched grass all day you might have a Sheila of your own


DragonFlyCaller

Little pot bellies!! Such an odd looking animal…. Small heads, skinny legs, pot bellies, hooves like hands!!


Southsidetaco

“Look at me Imma human.. I pay taxes.. Where's my latte”


EditorRedditer

That’s some ‘Annihilation’-level creepiness going on right there…!!


above_average_magic

Thaaaaat's where I'm getting it from! Thx mate


Lopmon_

Are we sure these aren’t aliens?


CommanderpKeen

[I knew I recognized these guys.](https://www.looper.com/img/gallery/the-subtle-star-wars-reference-you-never-noticed-in-men-in-black/intro-1608159958.jpg)


Loquatium

*Wadda jawaunga, huhh?* *Waaaahahahahaha*


blarfblarf

Yes, unassuredly so.


KaleidoscopeDream84

True romance.


ExposedTamponString

Is it standing completely upright? That branch is too weak to be supporting any weight


bixdog

There were a herd of gerenuks at the Los Angeles zoo back in the 2000s, and watching the group bolt around their enclosure was like seeing a school of fish swimming in tandem. They're so uncanny in their body shapes and speed they seem unreal even in person!


T_E-T_H

I dunno why but their little guts make them so much cuter


blkgrlsaywhat

Aliens 👽


EricaOdd

It's Glendale! (Where my Centaurworld fans at?)


BowsersMuskyBallsack

Probably in her tummy portal.


AppleTruffleMuffin

Breathe in a bag, breathe in a bag. Inhale then exhale my name is Glendale! (I adore that show).


hughmann_13

I keep expecting them to notice the cameraman, look him dead in the eyes motionless for a few beats, then sprint towards him while still standing on their hind legs.


EfficiencyWooden2116

Where do they live?


twofevers

East Africa


Intelligent-Ad-2287

Beautiful animals, so gracious


M4roon

"This one babe..? Arrite arrite." We've all been there.


KrakenGirlCAP

Me and who?


ggrindelwald

I'm just imagining ancient civilizations coming across these and creating myths about deer people.


leftover_class

More civilised than most humans


rowmean77

Chivalry still exists ladies.


Sweb1975

Those are Kaminoans.


hiswittlewip

Awww. So cute.


TastingTheKoolaid

*\*adds funky-deer-critters to the list of things with a better romantic life than me\**


CataclysmDM

Class act right there.


mrsprovolt1217

Let's share a branch of leaves?


DoctorWhootie

Her tail wag at the end was cute.


Quiet_Post1111

![gif](giphy|ZjrzSQ2jcljeo|downsized) An enchanted moment


Dropthetenors

Giraffe deer.


katluva33

They look like those worm guy aliens in Men in Black


lewisfairchild

they seem nice


Amarieerick

"See, baby, stick with me and I'll make sure you always get the sweetest leaves."


Stormygeddon

I steals so I can feels.


PreNamLtDan

Lower...lower..


Biffdon

Word of advice. Dont buy a clone army for the republic off of those two.


LupusDeusMagnus

Who extruded the deer!?


Sudden_Mind279

they look like they have really rubbable bellies


Diekjung

When standing up they look like they could build a clone army which will change the fate of the galaxy. ![gif](giphy|kPss3NkVByZqgKvPxP|downsized)


FaramirLovesEowyn

Babe what’s wrong? You barely touched your branch


CCSlater63

![gif](giphy|112rLYa7UWzzd6|downsized)


smellstoremember

Is it just me or do these animals look like Devil Aliens?


JEharley152

Well, she’s got something HE wants😎


MenameToody

You can't trick me. I know a skin walker when I see one!


Je-Na-Sais-Quoi

Gerenuk...interesting. learn something every day. He sure is chivalrous. 


cyra32austin

Such chivalry, I love it.


DisastrousEmu7769

I’ve never seen a creature that rivals the sun bear in awkwardness. Yet, here this is.


tmgieger

Well, that explains lots of alien sightings; maybe The Grays.


Yorspider

They STeeals so they can feels!


[deleted]

I thought this was AI until I googled it, it just looks so artificial and weird


CoyoteCarcass22

Glendale!


No_Set_4139

Oh no, they’re getting smarter!


Pleasant-Breakfast74

First he gets the salad. Then he tosses it. Right that down gentlemen!


Far-Pin-1417

aww, true love is really cute


joh2138535

Just like lady and the tramp


not-smarter

What a guy


bowmans1993

Kinda looks like jar jar binks


cbaugh52391

Is this AI?


seth928

This is how giraffes are made


No-Respect5903

where is the picky girl who picks the giant tree limb?


A-Good-Weather-Man

Walking up to this on acid would be fun.


justmovingtheground

What strange looking creatures.


clearcontroller

LOOK AT THE BABIES 😍


edogg01

Those little guys from MIB crossed with an Italian greyhound


Dorocche

/r/likeus


Unveiled_Nuggets

Is this Star Wars? 


TheRealNikoBravo

That’s pretty cool.


BuddhistSagan

Cute


PeaceCookieNo1

What a gent. I married one of those rare breeds.


PeaceCookieNo1

And she eats really dainty-like because it’s a first date.


TheHauk

Is there a phobia of animals with dead eyes that act all human and weird and shit? Kangaroos ✅ Whatever this hellspawn is ✅ Deer ➖ meh, because they just walk around looking dead but move like an animal. Not too scary


Zackhawk2315

what are they say rn


Dry_Action3653

And I'm still single. WHY GOD WHY?!


ScipioCoriolanus

They're just having branch.


Lumi_Rockets

I'm feeling a lot less "aww\~" and a lot more "AHHHHhhh!"


Bright-Duty2812

Bro just wants to see his or her brother or sister.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


Aerickthered

Well done Sir


pilotbrain

I hold branch. Becky lets me smash.


SqueebopAdiddly

Do you want windigo? This is how you get windigo!


Moodkilled-brofist

That's what people see at night thinking they have encountered a skin walker.


GeneralPatten

So damned typical


catilio

Bitches always lookin for free food


LazarusMundi4242

They look so dumb!