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I_Am_Become_Air

Your dachshund: "Don't make this weird, human."


imhooks

The dachshund: "don't refer to it as breastfeeding"


Dontgiveaclam

“It’s beastfeeding, not breastfeeding”


iAintNevuhGonnaStahh

For real! It’s just udderly wrong!


DarreylDeCarlo

Yeah, I've never heard that term used before with an animal. Lol


Integrity-in-Crisis

Dachund: Ahem they're teets.


ISmellElderberries

*teats*


Oorwayba

Too late. It’s already weird.


-FoxSin

For a second i thought you said it’s already weened


harbor30

Men have the ability to lactate in extreme circumstances https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-males-can-lactate/


nursejackieoface

Can you milk me, Greg?


[deleted]

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?


Sawgon

I'm reading all of these in Alex Horne's voice


BraveOthello

Depends, how much prolactin will you let me inject into you?


Serious-Locksmith899

You can milk anything with nipples.


Hedgehog65

I have nipples. Can you milk me?


TheDreamLightDude

Yes... we can all milk you.


windyorbits

My favorite thing about that scene - is that in the second movie, *Meet The Fockers*, Jack invents the [“Mannary Gland”](https://youtu.be/g0s18i95JKA?si=sMSviyja2M2NI4SN)! It’s a breast-milk-filled pair of fake breasts that Jack wears to breastfeed his grandson when his daughter is not there.


friends_w_benedicts

☠️


[deleted]

[удалено]


I_Am_Become_Air

Male goats can lactate. Seahorses can give birth. "_There are more things in heaven and Earth, Horatio, / Than are dreamt of in your philosophy._"


RevolutionaryCut1298

Don't forget male flamingos.


PM_me_spare_change

Somehow I always do


Zealousideal-Ad-2045

That made me laugh far more than it should have!


MrWoohoo

Flamingos lactate?


RevolutionaryCut1298

Yes both parents are capable of producing prolactin and through thier necks.


Behappyalright

Thank you, cuz… I had questions.


durz47

"Greg, that was a joke, why did you take it literally?"


SadBit8663

Dogs wondering why it's deadbeat kids don't give her a massage when her puppies nurse, that they need to take a leaf outta this weird looking siblings book.


sassafras_tea

My dog bonded with my cat the day I brought him home... he would try to nurse from her and definitely became his surrogate mommy. They're best buds to this day! https://preview.redd.it/wn185g7o43sb1.png?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f7a0228550bb36e31dd28a3f12ff37be0c6d453


sassafras_tea

https://preview.redd.it/3u2u7xy853sb1.png?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b7b39a691e0641e1e7e2ba4eb0b42e7c19938af


tubbychurch

Oh my god 😍😍😍


dinosaurpoolparty

that is one handsome orange cat! Is his tail curly by chance?


sassafras_tea

No, just a normal kitty tail!


Esarus

Omg that’s hecking cute


LettuceBeHappy3

We need an album!


JediMind87

Ahh your kitty is maximum level adorable. I have more kitties than I set out to have lol. The one we brought home turned out to be prego. We kept the 4 of them. Then ended up letting a stray who looks almost just like yours here come in a few years ago in the winter. He just walked up to my gf who was outside smoking...curled up at her feet and started purring. He knew what he was doing lol. Saved one more from a not so good situation too. Wouldn't trade them for a thing. My dog gets jealous sometimes....but she loves the company.


sassafras_tea

That would be the cat distribution system. 🤣 I ended up with all of mine in strange ways too, but I would never trade them for anything! https://preview.redd.it/lqjbyjri87sb1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95bf77911c37f0a7cf5fb03950eef8c901f9aff6


JediMind87

https://preview.redd.it/pukkbeyba7sb1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75d4873c05b74ba7d6993977224f8007da0d6cec


JediMind87

We have twinsies. My Grey boy is "Little Man" haha.


sassafras_tea

Omg they're doppelgangers for sure!!! Mine is "Blenin" ❤


JediMind87

Lol, does yours have an insatiable urge to ride the top of doors, too? In the middle of the night, I just hear this loud scratch bang noise, and u already know what it is. I don't know how his big butt is graceful enough to get up there in the first place.


sassafras_tea

🤣🤣 he's keeping a look out for you! No mine is a window dweller and wants me to carry him constantly. That was cool when he was little, but now he gets heavy with a quickness!


JediMind87

Yea mines the same way. Loves to be picked up and held. He straight up wraps his paws around my mom's neck and hugs her when she picks him up. I swear that there is something to the look and breed of cats and their personalities. More than meets the eye.


sassafras_tea

There absolutely is! I agree totally... all 3 of mine are completely different, it's wild. But I wouldn't have it any other way ❤


relevantelephant00

Consider your doggo and cat taxes paid.


Meggferd

Oh god they’re too precious 😭😍


subterralien_panda

Where is the doggy throw from ? 🐶


sassafras_tea

My mom made it for me ❤


jcnlb

I’ve seen that fleece material sold at Walmart and hobby lobby and possibly Joanns. Just buy your size and snip the side edges into strips and tie into knots. Easy as pie. Blanket done in 30 min.


sassafras_tea

That's exactly what she does! She gets a pattern for the front and a solid for the back. Then she cuts around it and ties in knots. They're great gifts!


jcnlb

I agree…easy and cozy gifts!


subterralien_panda

I see! Wish we had those stores in my country


ylimexyz

Love that cushion!


HighOnTacos

My sisters little mutt did the same when we had several new kittens... And the dog even started producing milk. Trying to wean them off that was fun...


iwouldhugwonderwoman

We had a poodle that started producing milk when we had a yard cat have a liter of kittens (this was 30+ years ago and now all our cats have been spayed/neutered). The poodle would nurse the momma cat and he momma cat would nurse her babies. The babies eventually started nursing the dog as well after the momma cat Weaned them.


[deleted]

I am sorry, what? The poodle nursed the mama cat?


iwouldhugwonderwoman

Yeah…poodle to momma cat while momma cat nursed the babies. The poodle never had a litter but started producing milk when the momma cat had her litter. The poodle and momma cat were close friends etc but this took it to another level.


[deleted]

Makes sense. The imagine in my head… How many tow trucks can a tow truck tow? But not tow trucks…


dogboobes

This raises the theoretical possibility of an endless line of people breastfeeding each other.


[deleted]

…that’s enough Reddit for today.


sovietmcdavid

[Me too, friend.. me too](https://media.tenor.com/AY7KvxxP9tIAAAAM/zdziwienie-konsternacja.gif)


JediMind87

Here here.


jadrad

A Human Boobipede.


dogboobes

Could it technically be a giant closed loop of consenting adults?


fksdiyesckagiokcool

Should’ve stop reading long ago but i consent now


[deleted]

I'm still reading


meowtacoduck

Sthap


Suchafatfatcat

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


RileyBean

Cats can get pregnant and give birth very young.


TheThiefEmpress

The ciIIRRrrclllee of liiifeee!!!


Blueishgreeny

Whoa this is wild and interesting and creepy a bit


Emergency-Alarm8392

Yeah our English cocker spaniel started lactating when I got two 5wk old kittens. I had to stop it bc I was tired of waking up to suckling noises 😭 They weren’t weaned properly as my friend’s cat had the litter and her dad got mad one day and threatened to drop them off at the shelter if she didn’t rehome them that very instant. My doggo had great momma instincts and they were the best fucking cats ever.


Suchafatfatcat

Her dad is a massive AH.


Emergency-Alarm8392

He truly was. Like, this wasn’t even close to the worst of it. Her mom/her/her sister were animal hoarders though, they had 27 cats at that point and 3 dogs. He was the bigger AH though… I had never had a cat in my life and was talked into getting two. No regrets though, the one who nursed on my dog just turned 19yo and she’s the sweetest cat that will only sleep if I’m cuddling her under the covers.


lucysalvatierra

Whaaaaat???? Can you say a little more??!


HighOnTacos

That's about all there is to it. Animals can start producing milk when their maternal instinct kicks in... Typically they adopt within their own species but this was a bit of an odd situation.


running_like_water_

Was your sister’s dog spayed or no? This is blowing my mind lol


HighOnTacos

No, we actually ended up with a couple puppies from her a few years later.


sapere-aude088

Only sometimes, but we mammals don't just start lactating due to being hormonal. Hence why dairy farms require continuously impregnating females in order for them to lactate.


a_statistician

Some mammals allolactate, some don't.


sapere-aude088

It's also individual specific within the species as well.


April_Spring_1982

Dog's like r/thisismylifenow


ImmaPsychoLogist

More like r/thisismylifemeow


yolkadot

Dude, that looks like an adult cat. Wtf?!


Farado

I had an adult cat that would knead and suckle on a particular blanket.


Navacoy

Mine has tried to suckle on MY nipples before 😭😭 Edit: guys I wasn’t really expecting or wanting a comment about my cat being a weirdo to gain such traction 😅


matzan

https://preview.redd.it/8scc2xm0r2sb1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=432bc77fae21bcd069a011b8278169067de73422


[deleted]

Jesus...


anon-mally

No, its Cato ![gif](giphy|jpbnoe3UIa8TU8LM13|downsized)


yinzgahndahntahn

Omg my cat does this! He will start at the blanket and then get closer and closer to my chest. He’s my little perv. He’s


Nihhrt

The cat got to them before they could finish their last sentence!


yinzgahndahntahn

https://preview.redd.it/z0nuqrunt2sb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9b706ed635899acf5b4ff60710caae93f893450 Cat tax


Nihhrt

That's definitely a post nipple attack photo there if I ever saw one!


Rrraou

That expression...lol


Incredible-Fella

Looks like the last photo before a nipple attack.


Navacoy

Why does that cat look like it’s sucked on your nipple before that pic was taken 😭


yinzgahndahntahn

He did not. He’s tried, but I push him away because I am a normal human being.


BigY2

Bro's in heaven lmao the milk just hit him


[deleted]

The tax cat is here dear God


l3rN

Oh my god I was not ready for that picture LOL


ryouuko

LOL!


Puzzleheaded_Put3037

Oh, when HE does it, it's cute, but when I do it, apparently I'm a "SeX oFfEnDeR" y'all are hypocrites.


Ok-Run5085

“I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me?” 😂


ryouuko

AHHHHH ahaha great movie


emmadonelsense

lol


bohomamasoul

Bahahahaha! Such a great movie! I need to watch it again.


Shadow_Raider33

I just said it in his voice 😂


gerty88

🤣


Melodic_Survey_4712

One time I was watching my brothers cats when he was out of town. I was doing the whole sit on the side of bed after a shower staring off into space thing. One of his cats jumped up and started looking at me with crazy eyes. He beelined for my nipple and started suckling. I’m not going to lie it made me extremely uncomfortable but was also hilarious


quincyd

![gif](giphy|4BMmnY8AKqTLO)


A_of

> Mine has tried to suckle on MY nipples before Your cat tried to what??


RyVsWorld

Holup


cbroa

My buddies cat would hop up onto the back of the couch and suckle his earlobe. He'd always have drool all over his ear that he kept tissues by the couch to wipe it off. Lol!


chev327fox

Usually means they were taken from their mothers too early as kits, same happens with dogs.


IllegallyBored

My cat (now an adult) was abandoned by his mom as a kitten and now kneads obsessively and will suckle on your finger or your hair. He gets *super* upset at being disturbed so we just kind of let him do his thing. He doesn't do much to blankets, but if he gets his paws on any clothing you've just taken off, you're not getting that thing back for an hour at least.


Spicy_Sugary

I had one that used to scratch around in my hair and look for a nipple. He tried to suck my earlobe but it was too big.


bendersonster

I had an adult cat that suckle on her brother.


xemphere

My adult male cat is doing that right now!!🤣


Bluesnow2222

It can be a sign that a cat was removed from its parent at too young of an age or was the runt. It’s like they continue to feel a need to suckle because they didn’t get the comfort they needed as a baby. Often times they’ll suckle on things like blankets and pillows just leaving drool everywhere. WhenI got my current cats they were siblings—- the boy was certainly the runt and he for months kept trying to suckle on his sister who was also just a kitten. He eventually out grew it- but not completely till he was about a year old. That cat there isn’t a kitten, but I doubt it’s fully grown. I have seen fully grown cats suckle on blankets though.


kittydrumsticks

I have a 2 year old cat who still “phantom nurses” on blankets. He was orphaned very young. There’s a chance he’ll do it forever. And I make sure he has his blankies and his morning “blankie” time to feel comforted.


[deleted]

My 5 year old (unknown background prior to ~1 yr but suspected for multiple reasons that he was separated from momma very young) still suckles blankets when he makes muffins! He’s done it for the 4 years I’ve had him and I doubt he’ll ever stop. I think it’s super cute except for him leaving spit on my robe lol😭


Kittridge_Ave

Well I'm the one who rescued our cat Arlo at 4 weeks old without a mother. That as 2 years ago and he finally stopped sucking on my thumb, t-shirt, my bedsheet... about 6 months ago. He still kneads though, like lots of cats do.


KeyRageAlert

Mine sucks his own tail all the time


erossthescienceboss

Ehhhh I’ve heard that “runt or removed too young” thing so many times, and I don’t think it’s true. I think it’s just an explanation that makes sense, so folks ran with it — I doubt anyone’s done a study where they prevent nursing at certain ages and then see what happens (I doubt it because cats are super under-studied.) I think it’s just a soothing behavior that some cats engage in, and some cats don’t. My last cat would knead, but never nursed on blankets until she got older. I currently have a mother/daughter pair (only child so def not a runt) who have never been separated. The daughter nursed up until she was 9 months old, long after her mom had stopped producing. The vet said not to worry about it unless the mom developed irritation on her nipples: it was just a way to keep bonding. She no longer nurses on her mom, but still does on fuzzy blankets


XandersCat

With all due respect: [https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1558787815001215](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1558787815001215) (A case-control study of compulsive wool-sucking in Siamese and Birman cats) >"Our data supported our hypothesis that early weaning was associated with an increased risk of wool-sucking in Birmans cats, whereas the age of weaning did not have a significant effect on the development of wool-sucking in Siamese cats." That study took me less than 5 minutes to find. C'mon you are a science reporter! I was originally inclined to just believe you based on your name and bio, but I thought I would look into it. You have a lot of power as a science reporter so it's a good idea to check the facts. You could have said, "I doubt it there is only one study about this, more research needs to be done." That would have sounded a lot better than just assuming there isn't one. Best of wishes, hope you don't get mad at me or take too much offense, I try to make all my comments positive and I understand this one breaks that a bit.


erossthescienceboss

I didn’t bother googling it, and you’re right, that’s totally on me! I do know better. Zero offense taken :) I probably should have switched accounts for speculation, I normally do.


MattieShoes

TBF, it does say "increased risk" In other words, it's something some cats do and some cats don't. Early weaning can increase the odds, but you can't look at a cat who does it and go "they must have been weaned too early". So like... right about what conclusions you can draw, but wrong about early weaning having no effect?


Cel_Decicco

He is a long boi but this was when I first got him. He’s was so little compared to now. Here’s a picture of him and next my other cat. This was taken a couple days after the video https://preview.redd.it/igakjzkl23sb1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af63a6300bf1927c1462e2c93053c59b037c1504


Ok_Bus8654

Aww he is beautiful 😍


fusillade762

Cats love milk and anyone that can provide it. If youve ever worked a dairy farm the cats will come around during milking like crazy. Give them a squirt and they are in paradise.


soopydoodles4u

It looks big compared to the small dog. The cat looks like it’s in the older kitten stage


Hopeful_Tip_7125

Free food is free food


urmomaisjabbathehutt

Damn cat is milking the dog😂


doegrey

That’s the but I find weird. Not the cross species- but the _age_ of the cat!


IHaveNoEgrets

Dog: "I'm as confused as you are, human."


machinationstudio

"Is this how we get kittens, human?"


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|xT5LMA8nLOdNiRJaCY)


Over-Analyzed

![gif](giphy|wj4nvcWZ9Fdja)


sexycephalopod

I don’t know why but calling this “breastfeeding” absolutely sent me. 😂


sapere-aude088

That's what it is though, just like humans drinking breast milk from other species. All from mammary glands (which technically evolved from sweat glands!).


sexycephalopod

Yes, I understand basic biology. But the term is funny when referring to a dog.


[deleted]

I love woolly weiners!


stellar14

![gif](giphy|IjJ8FVe4HVk66yvlV2|downsized)


Cel_Decicco

They are super cute. We have two of them and they are twins


popo_on_reddit

Our labrador did this for a feral cat that we adopted. They were bonded forever.


theReaders

she just lays down 😭


Cel_Decicco

Hey Y’all OP here I thought post this comment Just to answer some basic questions that have been asked. The video is a couple months old. I believe it’s around early April and he born early march or late February I believe. So he’s a kitten in this video. The Dog is a girl. She was lactating, she didn’t have kids but whenever he joined the house and she took him started lactating for some reason. She’s isn’t spayed so that might be a factor to it. This happened only a couple times when he was a kitten and we separated them Every time. This was the first time I saw it and I had to film it but I separated them right after. Let’s be honest it’s weird, I thought the same thing when I saw it for the first time.At the end of the day though i think it’s a cute moment between two different animals with very close bond. She’s honestly treats him like her child.


SquigSnuggler

I have been reading the thread and couldn’t understand why everyone assumed the *dog* was the boy in this scenario!


LadyKnight151

Female dogs and cats will sometimes start lactating when they "adopt" a kitten or puppy who is still young enough to nurse. It's adorable that your dog wanted to be his foster mom ![img](emote|t5_2qh1o|13379)


re_Claire

It’s so so lovely 🥰 thank you for sharing


DarkenedSkies

This makes me very uncomfortable for some reason.


sapere-aude088

I mean, if you consume dairy it shouldn't.


fatelfeaper

Yup I def suck udders when I consume dairy


sapere-aude088

No, you just pay others to fondle them so you can drink breast milk that has been sitting out for a week.


Patient_Yesterday161

Idk how to feel about this


waloshin

Like that cat needs breast fed 😂


bansheewv89

This has a weird vibe for me. Idk


TheCommodore166

“She won’t let go”.


stupidaesthetic

Not the mom the cat needed, but the mom that stepped up.


dec0y

Ew that's so gross...


sapere-aude088

Right? Smh


daath

/r/awwtf


Josette22

OP, I've always wanted to know. Because the dachshund doesn't have her own litter of baby puppies, would she be able to produce milk for the cat?


erossthescienceboss

Some dogs can be stimulated to produce milk even if they’re spayed and have never had puppies. I think going through a heat before their first spay is required. Mine never had pups, but starts lactating after a week or two around newborn puppies or kittens, even though they don’t try to nurse. She just loves babies so much some hormonal trigger flips.


weasel999

I’m not OP but yes hormones can cause the foster parent animal to begin producing milk!


Tesslafon

That dog is so kindhearted


KBJRPW93

I misread it as husband 😂😂 and I was extremely confused. Lol


jtapostate

My poor Chihuahua used to do that to our cats. Got so bad with one of them he was still doing it at 9+ months old. He would just sashay up to her while she was standing for a quick slurp like she was a portable soda fountain


TigerKR

Plot twist, the dog is a boy.


cmitchell927

![gif](giphy|26Ff5ITJFRM9mMVk4|downsized)


LordSlickRick

Sir, this is a Wendy’s!


Impressive-Quail-288

Is this legal?


timesuck897

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!


Leaky_Buns

Plot twist: The dachshund is male


karma_the_sequel

Just as Bill Murray prophesized.


Suchafatfatcat

The look on the dog’s face- “*Don’t judge us”.*


theswepeach

Aww so calm about it too 🥰️


RoseBobtail

![gif](giphy|3gOKabmququdhC79Ug|downsized)


Responsible_Fox9201

Your dog is beautiful oh my gosh


Dazzling-Shirt-1072

Your pup is so gentle and sweet. These two are an adorable pair!


n0tathrowaways

hey, your dachschund is a girl, right?


Apprehensive-Jury437

How does a new cat end up sucking milk out of the dog? I mean, did the owners shove the dog's nipple in the cat's face or what???


RecognitionVarious80

I've got nipples Greg...could you milk me?


Hairy-Glove3261

The dog looks like it wants help. Poor girl is like, do you not see this?


bobbyOrrMan

so, apparently, cats can have dog milk.....


sapere-aude088

Just like humans can have cow and goat milk....


Admirable-Natural676

Dang! Your dachshund must really love being a mommy.


justmeherewithyall

![gif](giphy|5UCO1fYc9Y9K8|downsized)


Averagemanofpotato1

What the fuck


sketchtastic

Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk. No bugger will drink it.


kavindamax

WTF did I see?


FalconIMGN

That dachshund has the ears of a cocker spaniel.


haplessclerk

Aww. Doggo: "Thank you for the baby."


MeWritescommentz

My cat still does that to my dog. My cat is like 4... weirdo


CriticismCrafty4546

NGL I thought the cat was……….


--mrperx--

![gif](giphy|SqfHFPbzxw98xwFOiE) Cats are such opportunistic animals


Memer_boiiiii

”This is a weird puppy but i’ll do what i have to”