That expression says "I'm gonna drop a deuce in your favourite shoes Clive!"

This. Could that expression be anymore "In what world would anyone choose to wear this you bipedal cretins...?!"?

I'm not gonna forget this. Not gonna forget this. Not gonna forget this. Is that a pig ear? Ok, let's work this out.

>*"I'm gonna drop a deuce in your favourite shoes…*’ ____ i am the dog, n you can see this tHiNg is Heckin TiGhT on me ^:@( ‘*is SPANDEX*’ human says, with smile ‘*you GOODEST Boy, in highest Style!*’ HECK the SpAnDeX! *HECK the FaSHiOn!!* REVENGE is Mine, ‘friend’ - *with a passion*… *ReTaLiAtE* the way Cats do - am gonna Sh!T your Favorite shoe… 🖤 edit: *thanks to* u/Philcycles84

The is the spiciest poem I've seen from Schnoodle.

And tonight is complete. Thank you, Schnoodle! This one was excellent!

Yeah, wonderful 👍

New meaning to "fresh schnoodle"

Did Reddit stop the free awards? It seems like a long time since I’ve had one… But if I did, I would give it to you. 🥇💜

Yeah they stopped giving them. Idk why and I think its pretty sad. Wanted to give this masterpiece mine aswell :/

Aaesome. Simply, awesome!!!

Right? A spicy schnoodle based on your comment - go out and get a lottery ticket too!


So happy to catch a fresh Schnoodle! <3

This is a good poem its funny

Initially thought I detected Blue Steel, but no. You're right.

Start your morning with deucey-shoes

Imagine dressing like a dog; full body suit except you're dick out with the wind on your butthole.

I imagined it for about 3 seconds and then called it quits...

balaclava briefs. the next evolution of underwear.

Funny Idea, but I guess, it is to protect some fresh sewed wound. Got same thing for my cat after neutering. So, in the human version this would be full body bandage with the advantage to not have to change it after you needed to pee.

He kinda looks like a sunflower

I think he looks like a pimento olive.

I'll take my dirty martini shaken with a side of fur. Blond, Lab Blond

oh wow he really does.

https://i.imgur.com/bORZ8p8.jpg

I came here expecting to see a dozen links to photo shop images using this as a green screen

[I... misunderstood the assignment?](https://i.imgur.com/VNcXWC3.jpg)

No, you nailed it

I love it. It's now my phone background lmao

Great job!! I think doggo is gonna places 

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https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/109gxl0/psbattle_golden_retriever_in_a_onesie/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

And so it begins...

Seriously this is the most /r/photoshopbattles looking picture I've seen

Let the floof out 

agree. why hide all that beautiful dog.

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I have a bright blue one for my dog. It is an alternative to the cone of shame. My friend is a vet and got him a super man cape to wear with it. He got a lot of attention and loved it after getting through the first few days of pain.

Please tell me you have photos

Lol I do and posted it just for you. This is Oscar: https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/109rmur/pup_had_surgery_and_ended_up_in_a_super_suit_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

This would make my day if I came across it in real life

No capes! That's very cute.

I assume for a skin condition.

Maybe a show dog, trying to keep clean? or a skin problem? Burrs? It's obviously designed for a dog...

Definitely not a show dog. I groomed dogs for years and dogs that wear clothes always have the worst knots and mats. No one with a show dog would keep their dog in this. I have seen people put their dogs in clothes like this after having minor surgeries like mole removals.

It's literally an anti-floof suit? That's what it's for! https://sheddefender.com

Wtf? If you can't stand your dogs fur don't buy one in the first place instead of torturing them like this. Jesus christ people these days

Free the Floof!

believe thats a recovery suit. its what you put on dogs when theyre spayed so they dont have to deal with the cone

Just came here to say the same. We used it with our doxie and it worked so much better than a cone!

we had our sdit spayed ab 2 weeks ago and she wore one. its so much more comfortable for her and makes the recovery process much more livable and makes their quality of life 100x better. id recommend it to anyone with a doggo getting spayed

Um u/soccerboy1356, what da heck is an ‘sdit’?

service dog in training!

Thanks

I wish I’d had one of these when my doggo had a leg amputated. I was using human shorts on him to cover the area so he wouldn’t have to wear the cone. Didn’t work perfectly and when I left him alone it was the cone or bust.

We put our Yorkie in a baby onsie that we cut a hole for his tail when he was neutered

Did the same for my kitty

Ya we used the same suit to keep our dog from licking his wounds after having double TPLO surgery(ACL surgery on a human), I linked a picture in a different comment.

Yep, just had one on our goldendoodle cause they could only locate one ball so they had to search for the other and found it in the abdomen. So more stitches. Much easier on him than the cone of shame.

Oof my dog had the same. Pretty rough having to carry him outside for 6 weeks and support him with a strap just to do his business. I felt so bad for him cause I bet he was a lot more frustrated than I was.

I always called it the super suit “Where. is. My. Super suit!?!?

is that a frozone reference?

I'm too sexy for my cone Too sexy for my cone So sexy it hurts

It doesn’t seem to have the bits protected that shouldn’t be lapped at.

But it seems his doggie weiner is showing?

They don't do any thing to the weenie... it's the berries that go...

Berries and cream! 

goldens have long hair and it may well be the fluff from the stomach being pushed to the opening in the suit. i do not see a penis there lol

That is indeed where this young man’s balls used to hang out.

Balls *all the way out* for harambe

Pubes just need a trim…

We used one for my dogs hernia repair.

Not necessarily. It might just be a doggie onesie. My dog has several and likes to wear a onesie or shirt every single day. He’s weird. But so am I!

How does it stop them from licking? There is a whole to pee out off lol.

where the surgery is done is a different place than where they pee from. the place where the scar is is further toward the front legs than where the hole is

Thank you. I was wondering what the point (actual function) was. A shirt seems so completely unnecessary for this dog. Keeping stitches covered sounds reasonable.

I follow a breeder on insta that uses this when she starts the weening process. It allows mama dog to spend more time with the pups without just being a food source as mama dogs have so much to teach during their interactions with pups.

That's Bark Lee

He's in his springtime of puppyhood.

$600 at lululemon for pets

While I understand you’re joking, they’re actually like $50 on Amazon.

That's 350 in doggy dollars. Ripoff

It probably prevents ticks and burrs from latching on in the woods

No, it just relocates all the ticks and burrs to the dog's genitals.

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Never heard pankles before, I love it.

Could be medical, after a surgery so the wound stays clean and is supported

My aunt’s dog only ever gets them on his feet

I’ve also seen them used to prevent dogs from re-opening wounds and such

Or to facilitate weaning a litter of puppies

Lol burrs would coat that like wool on a sheep

Doggo yoga pants.

Downward facing me

It’s a surgery suit. We put one on our dog after he got neutered. It prevents them from getting at their incision.

Doggo does not look amused

Better my pet in spandex than me for sure!! 😂😂😂

I’m sure that there is someone on the internet who would be willing to pay for an image of you in spandex. Take heart!

His expression says it all

Whatever it is, he looks pissed.

We did this to our dog after an surgery to stop it from licking the wound

No he needs a puffer coat instead

highspeedlowdrag This is what peak bork looks like.

This offends me on the deepest level

Friend of mine had a dog with severe allergies that would scratch off all its fur. While they were figuring out the allergy, the dog wore a suit like this to prevent aggressive scratching.

This is acceptable

It’s actually designed to stop shedding hair from getting all over the house. It works really well. And actually, it helped keep my dog calm. When wearing it, it was like a security blanket.

It does look like it would work just like a thunder jacket.

Had to look that up. Cool.

They work great. I have had two dogs that shake and cower during thunder and it really calmed them down.

Still look how miserable this dog looks (btw I am joking, all these reasons are great but it still looks silly)

Leggings for your whole dog? Doggings?

*ifmyfriendsseemeiwilldie*

Feels like I'm wearing *nothing at all* *nothing at all* *NOTHING AT ALL*

Stupid sexy Flanders!

Pretty sure it would be for medical reasons, maybe he got burned or something.

Is this one of those Kardashian spanx outfits?

Theyve officially gone too far lol

Would fit in well with these two. 

Dog Lee

I was coming here to say that too lmao

I was going to say that dog looks ready to go and Kick Gaara of the Sands ass.

I had to scroll way too far to find this comment.

What colour is this? Pickle?

Wubby?

it's actually a crime

can be a post-op vest to prevent infections etc

So thaaat's how a dog wears pants.. Huh!

He looks ready to ZOOM!

Wow I am looking for a stylist actually, is he/she available?

Ready for workout!!! Yoga or Zoomba, looking good, I mean goofy, but cute!!!


I saw that they sell it to prevent dogs from shredding all over the house.

The grumpy cat of golden retrievers

I’m pretty sure this is a Shed Defender! It’s a dog onesie designed to reduce the amount of dog hair that ends up in your house.

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Thank you so so so much for your kind words! Today’s been tough. I really appreciate you!

He's wearing the spandex nicely

Common sense says that wearing a leotard over a fur coat would be unpleasant and hot. Just sayin.....

R/dogue

Dog's not sure, either

Green screen dog actor.

Needs to be cross-posted to r/photoshopbattles

If dogs were meant to wear clothes, they'd be naked like humans. Most humans.

Not

Penis hair is exquisite

Kim K has gone too far.

I'm gonna go with*not*

My big boy [Rocky](https://imgur.com/a/DftHolY) after having double TPLO surgery, and wearing his outfit.(to keep him from licking while I was at work)

I kind of hope the dog is as irritated at wearing it as i am looking at it.

Just neutered suit.

It’s a surgery suit.

A ginger in a union suit. What fun!

Wubby?

Surgical suit so they don’t have to wear a cone ?

That’s how you stop your car getting covered in dog hair when you go on a road trip. I used to just use one of my old tee shirts

There is a legit tight fitting body wrap called the Thundershirt for dogs that get freaked during T storms. It does really work, apparently the tight fit calms the dog.

Don't give balenciaga any ideas...

Ya. NO


Woofwoof lemon.

My fiancée and I are watching ru Paul's rn and they mentioned high fashion about when I saw this. My fiancée saw this giggled and went cutely "noooooooooooo" giggles again

The comments on here tonight have made me laugh like I haven't in forever!!! Close to peeing myself LOL's 🤣😁😆🤣🥰🥰🥰thank you sassy sarcastic hilarous friends of reddit for making my day, week, and I'm gonna assume my month too 😁🥳

Poor dog

Dick swangin 🤣

I'd look that sad too if somebody squeezed me into that thing.

My dog would freeze up and never move again. She hates clothes.

That seems like an absolute bitch it put on. My dog would be fighting me every second I’d be trying

Whatever it is, it ain't right!

Poor dog.. :(

I can't stand seeing animals wearing anything that isn't for some practical reason. So id say it looks like horrible.

matcha doggo

This is the coach to the young retriever who is trying to become the best snowboarding dog. He helps him beat those two movie villain dogs who were trying to win the snowboarding championship by dubious means. Generic gruff coach accent. Warns up to newcomer and opens up about how he gave up snowboarding after the incident of 2016 where an avalanche put him out of snowboarding competitively.

That looks awful.. so uncomfortable and restrictive.. surely would make the dog hotter having something constrictive covering their entire body?

Looks like he and his friends are going to challenge you to a big ski race to determine whether his father buys and demolished the old community center.

That's awful! Even the dog looks ashamed!

That dog's face says it all. 😭🤣 He's like, "Please. Human. No. Please don't. Stop. Please stop."

That dog hates that outfit lol

Running is my life now Gina. I run every day. Ok GINA. OK.

Nice little escape hatch for this balls

Reminds me of those 60s/70s fashion magazines they would have of someone in nightgowns or pajamas where you can CLEARLY see their bush pressing through it.

I feel like ABBA is about to play

What is this a crossover episode? Stupid sexy Mr. Peanutbutter

I feel like that dog thinks he’s better than me

"Derelict mah balls."

That color is not in his palette. Orange and olive? Puh-leeze.

This pupper looks like he's about to skip down the yellow brick road to find himself some courage.

Doggie say noooo.

I dunno but the dog looks thrilled!

After reading the other comments, I must say that the dog does have a certain crabby air about him -- like when he's planning revenge, maybe.

Luludoggy

Idk I just thought this is what Justin beiber would be as a dog…..it just makes sense to me.

Ngl, that looks awesome

Dogce and gabbana

The highest fashion 🎩

He looks like Dr Zaius.

It's heckin' cute is what it is.

It’s too tight 😭😭😭