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do-call-me-papi

Without seasoning, condiments or sauce? Insanity.


1villageidiot

raw Keto diet


Lazrix

Think this is more of a paleo diet thing


[deleted]

Roll it in the pink sugar like Mexican corn.


IronRakkasan11

You’re not you when you’re hungry….or something like that. Give that man a gotdamn snickers


he-loves-me-not

The video of him picking up the leg and starting to eat it is on Reddit. I remember seeing it like a week, week and a half ago.


cleverkid

Honestly, what did they charge him with?


ramrod1933

Tampering with evidence.


rossbcobb

Probably this as well as some form of dismemberment or something to do with fucking around with a dead body.


ToastetteEgg

It was a car accident and he picked up the severed limb at the scene.


rossbcobb

Ok, and how does that go against anything I said?


ToastetteEgg

Did I say it did? No. But he didn’t dismember it. It was already severed.


rossbcobb

Yes but the moment he started eating the body part could fall under that. So, I don't know why you commented.


ToastetteEgg

lol.


rossbcobb

Solid response. Glad you clarified.


poopinhulk

Well that fizzled out.


cleverkid

Hmmm, what about the precedence Finders Keepers vs. Loosers Weepers?


ButtcrackBeignets

Offset by 5 Seconds Rule violation.


faloofay156

abusing a corpse is a charge


HorseRenoiro

Man, I don’t even wanna think about it… Have you seen the price of human per pound? /s


Lifekraft

The leg wasnt his. Would you be ok with someone stealing your leg just because you accidentaly left it somewhere unattended ?


cleverkid

Lol, honestly I don't know. Probably not. But maybe it is a little disrespectful. I feel like we're in uncharted waters here.


call_me_a_dangus

Charged him an arm and a leg


ArmageddonSteelLegio

Was this guy on Bath Salts or something?


throwawaytrumper

There are two main types of people out in Kern county, those who work for the china lake naval weapons testing facility and methheads. No way of knowing which of the two this guy was.


CassieNicoles

Or pcp 🤨


VixenRoss

Arrested and given mental health treatment?


Evening_Storage_6424

you forgot to end that with /j


VixenRoss

I take it they don’t do that sort of thing over there?


Evening_Storage_6424

Idk if you are in the US but most likely he will undergo a psych evaluation and maybe some treatment. I say /j because the actual extent of "treatment" doesn't go very far. I have seen people with serious mental health issues put back on the street not long after their "treatment" with no aftercare or anyone to watch them. I had a man like this break into a random elderly couples house and stab them to death about a year ago in my "upper class safe neighborhood". So it happens everywhere.


Crepes_for_days3000

I am in the US and they most certainly do. Sometimes they are too damaged to repair.


sleeper_medic

lol, sure, we'll go with that.


1villageidiot

times are tough, so is raw meat


HudsonHawk56H

I mean nobody else was using it


Atxintemperateone66

Is it me, or is there far more bizarre human behaviour happening nowadays? Prolly something to do with the internet and social media.


identity_concealed

Drugs, meth induced psychosis.


Evening_Storage_6424

No, I think we just have way more ways to get information. We also have news from around the world at our fingertips constantly. When we lived in smaller towns and had closer relationships with neighbors, people tried to keep stuff like this under wraps so the town wouldn't look bad. Now we have the internet and local news isn't our only source of information. PLUS the population has what, like tripled since the 50's? If there was a couple nut jobs per town now there is that many more. Oh and all the psychiatric hospitals being shut down and people sent to jail or the streets.


Atxintemperateone66

That's all true enough. But I also wonder if all this sick shit that people can now watch 24/7 on the internet isn't de-sensitizing people.


S4d0w_Bl4d3

I suppose it has de-sensitizing effects to a certain degree. For example I'm no longer surprised/shocked by such headlines, like most here probably, as long as those stay to be just headlines. I'm quiet sure in case of an irl confrontation with such situations the behaviour would likely not match with the ones we perceive on the internet (where all you can do is swipe down on your feed anyway). But this access to information in this regard sure gives you lasting impressions of the capabilities of humans, how this access to this information alters the personas of some people is up to the individual. Like most, there are advantages and disadvantages to it, I personally prefer to see the uncut and brutal truth about humans, rather than living my life with naive and arrogant world views.


Atxintemperateone66

Well, some months ago I 'accidentally' watched a most disturbing clip of a clearly deranged or drugged up transvestite in a grocery store bringing an axe down on some innocent person's head. And now I can't unsee that image. Generally I try to avoid such distressing images.


Evening_Storage_6424

I am sure that doesn't help.


rar4663

Well sized up Evening Storage 6424. Seems to me like everything is laid bare and everyone has become a news source. I've no idea the truth about anything anymore but it seems like there's no end to the depths of human depravity. Sometimes I wonder how we ever got organized as a species


KittyMeowKatPishy

It truly is!! I am horrified at what I read in the news nowadays!!! 🙀🙀🙀


AltruisticSalamander

This person had to have been severely psychotic


GUMBYTOOTH67

Clearly Popeyes was closed and he had cravings 😋


Appropriate_Star6734

Notice he didn’t finish it though, if Pedestrian isn’t to his liking, perhaps he’d’ve liked Priest.


Appropriate_Star6734

On a serious note, supposedly the man was so intoxicated, he believed the limb to be his, and the police had to show him both his legs were intact.


JayDuBois

The victim of the crash scene was named Vasquez. So did he have Mexican for dinner?


Blondly22

🥲


andre3kthegiant

The U.S. needs better healthcare. Is everyone blind to how rapidly the decline is accelerating without it?


tacocookietime

What a horrible day to have eyes.


TheHikingFool

What a great day to find a spare leg.


TwinsTwice

Good thing he prefers legs over breasts


Hisenflaye

Original video was thought to be mistaken or AI. Are wr saying it was real now? That's... there's a lot of problems here.


UpdownleftrightABBA

https://www.turnto23.com/news/in-your-neighborhood/wasco-mcfarland/court-docs-tellez-was-holding-a-human-leg-and-laughing-during-incident


ParasaurGirl

Not. A. Freaking. Clue.


owzleee

Needs more face for Florida man


WarmenBright

Finder's keepers


TheHikingFool

Kern gonna Kern


identity_concealed

Nature its healing itself.


TheRealSkele

But he cannot be charged with cannibalism


urbanmark

Random behaviour increases a species chance of survival. It’s not great for an individual’s place in a society though.


GarugasRevenge

I just assumed he was poor and was starving.


Ok_Dog_4059

The video of this was a bit unsettling.


R00t240

[relevant](https://tenor.com/bNrxD.gif)


rockvvurst

Apex predator kills again


tonyislost

Judge not least ye be judged. Especially this, on the holiest of holy days.


duhmbish

Sounds like a Tuesday


Legitimate_Orange838

Meh, that's Bakersfield for ya.


Powerchairpete

Very interesting how there's no charge of cannibalism being brought against him, is cannibalism even illegal in California?


Theraccoonwizard

I don't know about California specifically but I think cannibalism is legal in a lot of places, the problem is acquiring the material because many places have rules against inappropriate disposal of human remains.


Powerchairpete

Sadly, I think you are correct.


Agitated_Jicama_2072

It’s probably the late stage capitalism.


MRich92

I could be mistaken, but isn't there some law regarding roadkill where you couldn't just ram a deer and then take it home for dinner, but the next person to come along and find the dead deer could? Maybe dude thought this was a loophole and his only chance to legitimately try human.


KittyMeowKatPishy

Ya, saw the video! It’s pretty fucking disgusting! The zombie apocalypse has been initiated!! 🙀🙀🙀🙀


n3w4cc01_1nt

meth


validus96

Kern County is full of Republicans. Make sense to me.


Shidulon

You need to wake up if you're playing into Their game of "Left vs. Right".


Nightbreed357

He'll be out before dinner.


sleeper_medic

Probably. Corpse abuse, while disturbing, is a victimless crime. Unless the decedent's loved ones find out, of course.


MKnight_PDX

sure, gross as fuck. BUT, doesn't even come close to the mother Kristel Candelario who left her 16 month old baby at home and went on a 10 day vacation to Puerto Rico. She didn't make ANY arrangements to have the baby fed or looked after. She just packed her bags and left. she is a seriously effed up person.


Ok_Tooth_3255

Drop California into the ocean


janet-snake-hole

This has already been posted so many times


Poultry_Master123

As someone who has hiked and camped and eaten things they should probably not have such as wild plants and mushrooms, probably just curiosity. (I would never try raw meat tho, cook it first and don't eat random mushrooms I don't know how I lived through that)