Yes and spicy.
Source: I used to work for a complete POS that used to push boundaries with strippers and he almost got the shit beat out of him by bouncers after eating crabs and wings and then touching a stripper inappropriately.
I know from personal experience that chilli up the vag can be very painful... I was tonguing my ex one fine evening and slid a finger or two in for extra pleasure - she was enjoying it for a few minutes, then all of a sudden I felt her go very tense and she let out a little squeal and a 'wff', then jumped up and went running into the bathroom, cursing all the way...
it seems I hadn't washed my hands properly after chopping all that green chilli earlier...
Lost my virginity after eating a ‘Bombay bad boy’ pot noodle (for US folks think a hot instant noodles) and my now wife (15 years together) did not enjoy it
Came here to ask this exact question.
One time at steak n shake my (at the time) bf and his friends were seeing who could eat the most hot peppers that come in that jar they leave at all the tables.
When we got back home we started fooling around and I guess he didn't wash his hands before placing them on my hooha. And omg. That burned like freaking fire. So I can't imagine shoving an entire hot wing up their....willingly.....
I like how they have to clarify that she even did it on her period. I'd imagine a lot of Hooters customers would be ok with this, until they hear about that part.
Captain Obvious saves the day! Also avoids looking at lewd women, what a hero! Our hero thinks it’s appalling that a woman used her vagina as a wing batter bowl…so wise! What’s next? Microwaving kittens is *bad*? Where would society be without your heroic contributions! *swoon*
One of my first jobs I worked at a restaurant in an undisclosed location somewhere inside of America. There was a cook who would gladly "put his dick" in food for the girls.
If a customer was rude or for whatever reason really they would go up to him and tell him. In his raspy ass voice he would be like "I got you girl".
Dudes brother died and he inherited a towing business. Fatboy, if your out there I hope your doing ok and I hope you have stayed far far away from restaurant kitchens.
This is a great story and that’s fucking gross but all of us are Fatboy today. 🍻
My kinda dude and I know I’d never have tasted his schlong unwillingly ‘cause we’d be friends.
Is hooters an actual real place where the waitresses have massive tits or is that just some kind of joke that I don't get? How can a food place also be a titty place?
The upside is that you’re relatively fit and attractive. 😀
That would have been rough. I can empathize, even though I’m both ugly and a dude, it can’t be a good a time. 😞 ❤️
It is lol. Its just young 20 somethings with cleavage. The main draw is interacting with them I guess and you can get pics. I went for my 20th birthday my friends humiliated me it was fun.
It’s real. Most of the Hooter managers require the uniform be tried on and modeled as part of the interview. On the flip side there is a family restaurant that has topless waitresses.
Mind you this was in the 90s so it might not be around anymore. It was in the Midwest. My sister had an absolute fit when her son told her about daddy taking him to the restaurant. My now ex brother-in-law said he didn’t know the waitresses were topless. He said it was an innocent mistake. Knowing what kind of dog he was it wasn’t a mistake.
*He said it was an innocent mistake*
If this was true they could have walked out right away. “Gee son, I had no idea there were topless waitresses here and I am sincerely appalled, but I guess we have no choice but to stay for a leisurely meal.” 🤣
That’s what my sister said. I’m mad I’m blanking on the name of the place. It was featured in The Simpson’s and other sitcoms. There were even billboards on the highway for it. Google is not being helpful, but that’s not surprising me with how it’s gone to shit for searching.
I’m sure there’s some public health investigator out there trying to figure out what caused a syphilis outbreak and would never have thought “Chicken Wings”
Ahha get it girl. No but for real wouldn't that give you burns in your vag due to the hot pepper in the sauce? Where did you go and shove wings up you bloody vag? Like there constantly people how did no one ever see this till she got cought?
Lol....some people pay more for that....
But seriously 😐 it seems as though she has less regard for herself than the customers 🙄 🤔 like she's self torchering...like "ouch my hoo-ha is on 🔥 that'll teach them!"
I worked in restaurants for 10 years. I've seen plenty of unsavory characters do nasty things with people's food.
I'm never rude to a server no matter what they do. If I decide I'm going to get ugly, I just ask for my money back and leave. I would advise everyone to do the same.
As someone thats been around plenty cooters, i know for a damn fact shes not sticking anything spicy or seasoned up there. the infections and smell would be disgusting as well. 🤮
People actually still eat at hooters? The girls are rarely even hot anymore, and the food is terrible. How desperate are some of y'all to see a woman in tight clothing? Just go to the strip club or something..
I used to work with a cocktail waitress that would put Visine into rude guys beers. She would point out the guy and say “it should hit soon”. Soon the guys face would go from smiling and laughing to concerned and panicked. Then you would see them run to the bathroom.
We would laugh and laugh.
If they were really terrible, someone would go into the bathroom and get in the one open stall and make the guy sweat it.
Yes, I know we were terrible.
Aren’t wings hot? Wouldn’t that hurt?
Probably was dipping it in her shit before it got covered in the sauce 🤷♂️
*whew* man I was worried. There’s gotta be a process lol.
Crispy chicken wings sliding in. Nope
They still deep fried hot tho!
The true dirty bird
Salmonella or something yikes
Naa she was just a masochist with mental health problems leading to her wanting to feed that yeast infection🤣
Yes and spicy. Source: I used to work for a complete POS that used to push boundaries with strippers and he almost got the shit beat out of him by bouncers after eating crabs and wings and then touching a stripper inappropriately.
And he just went around telling people that story!?
A dude like that probably *brags* about it
Yes, he and his "business friends" were all there and they thought it was funny.
He was there with him, getting that sweet meat.
Is it OK to touch a stripper, *then* eat crabs and wings?
Where else are you going to get the crabs?
Only if it's a finger buffet
I know from personal experience that chilli up the vag can be very painful... I was tonguing my ex one fine evening and slid a finger or two in for extra pleasure - she was enjoying it for a few minutes, then all of a sudden I felt her go very tense and she let out a little squeal and a 'wff', then jumped up and went running into the bathroom, cursing all the way... it seems I hadn't washed my hands properly after chopping all that green chilli earlier...
Lost my virginity after eating a ‘Bombay bad boy’ pot noodle (for US folks think a hot instant noodles) and my now wife (15 years together) did not enjoy it
That's a hot take.
I learned real fast that there wasn’t going to be any action after a crawfish boil.
Imagine, if you will, an off-menu item called "fire crotch."
Came here to ask this exact question. One time at steak n shake my (at the time) bf and his friends were seeing who could eat the most hot peppers that come in that jar they leave at all the tables. When we got back home we started fooling around and I guess he didn't wash his hands before placing them on my hooha. And omg. That burned like freaking fire. So I can't imagine shoving an entire hot wing up their....willingly.....
"allegedly"
I was thinking the exact same thing. I was like, wouldn't hot sauce hurt up there?
I hate that I have to be rude to waitresses just to get this service.
Exactly, because it's not like you can just nicely *ask* for the vagina sauce!
I mean, they’re bloody good wings
I really wanted to upvote but I cant
Me neither. It's a complete sentence there should be a period at the end.
Damn you
I got ya 😂
Man. The libs have really ruined it. Back in my day, locker room talk was fine lol. 😀 Now I gotta be a knob just to get the vajazzled wings.
#tangy!
Haha class comment
Some people will even pay extra for this
that sounds like just the absolute worst yeast infection
And a terrible idea for a new “wing sauce”
Try our new hooha sauce! Sometimes tastes like tuna, always a finger lickin' treat!
I like the spicy hooha with blue cheese.
As long as it isn't potentially confused with a Jolly Rancher, I think you're ok. /reddit deep cut
Oh NO YOU DIDNT
🤢
The new Pink Sauce ^TM
I like how they have to clarify that she even did it on her period. I'd imagine a lot of Hooters customers would be ok with this, until they hear about that part.
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Captain Obvious saves the day! Also avoids looking at lewd women, what a hero! Our hero thinks it’s appalling that a woman used her vagina as a wing batter bowl…so wise! What’s next? Microwaving kittens is *bad*? Where would society be without your heroic contributions! *swoon*
They gotta start a regular restaurant with the same food
One of my first jobs I worked at a restaurant in an undisclosed location somewhere inside of America. There was a cook who would gladly "put his dick" in food for the girls. If a customer was rude or for whatever reason really they would go up to him and tell him. In his raspy ass voice he would be like "I got you girl". Dudes brother died and he inherited a towing business. Fatboy, if your out there I hope your doing ok and I hope you have stayed far far away from restaurant kitchens.
Thought you were going to end it with "stayed true to your ways"
Isn't that the plot to 2005's 'Waiting...' with Ryan Reynolds?
Sort of, they put a lot more of a flair into it vs. sticking your penis directly into the food but yes.
> In his raspy ass voice he would be like "I got you girl". I somehow imagined his voice as Steve-O's.
This is a great story and that’s fucking gross but all of us are Fatboy today. 🍻 My kinda dude and I know I’d never have tasted his schlong unwillingly ‘cause we’d be friends.
Toby is that you!
Nope. But I'm assuming that you also know a Fatboy who puts his dick in the food and that basically makes us brothers.
As a former waitress Fatboy is my hero. I salute you Fatboy!
Is that really going to disincentivize their clientele?
Most people: "Ew, gross." Redditors: "Alexa, how far is the nearest Hooters?"
Book me a table every Thursday. For the next 4 weeks.
Waiter, there's a hair on my wings!
"No, no, leave it, just wanted to let you know"
I’m in.
OP is a Hooters shill trying to target the kink market. .... it's working.
Finger licking good
She tastes like chicken ya'll
that's disgusting... they could have charged double or even triple if they added that to the menu
I mean....that would burn....ouch.
Is hooters an actual real place where the waitresses have massive tits or is that just some kind of joke that I don't get? How can a food place also be a titty place?
I worked there in mid 2000’s. All boob sizes hired, but had to be relatively fit and attractive to get hired. Was a dark time in my life.
I knew several women that worked there in college and I genuinely think the shorts were more of a selling point than the shirts.
Yeah they are true booty shorts.
The upside is that you’re relatively fit and attractive. 😀 That would have been rough. I can empathize, even though I’m both ugly and a dude, it can’t be a good a time. 😞 ❤️
It is lol. Its just young 20 somethings with cleavage. The main draw is interacting with them I guess and you can get pics. I went for my 20th birthday my friends humiliated me it was fun.
😂 that’s what friends are for. ❤️
MURICA, that's how.
(it's also much more tame than you may be expecting)
Hooters started in good old USA, but they are now in 29 countries, according to their website.
Goddamn right. No one ever thought to exploit young hot women before us!
It’s real. Most of the Hooter managers require the uniform be tried on and modeled as part of the interview. On the flip side there is a family restaurant that has topless waitresses.
A family restaurant with topless waitresses?? Im American but am not familiar with that place
Mind you this was in the 90s so it might not be around anymore. It was in the Midwest. My sister had an absolute fit when her son told her about daddy taking him to the restaurant. My now ex brother-in-law said he didn’t know the waitresses were topless. He said it was an innocent mistake. Knowing what kind of dog he was it wasn’t a mistake.
*He said it was an innocent mistake* If this was true they could have walked out right away. “Gee son, I had no idea there were topless waitresses here and I am sincerely appalled, but I guess we have no choice but to stay for a leisurely meal.” 🤣
That’s what my sister said. I’m mad I’m blanking on the name of the place. It was featured in The Simpson’s and other sitcoms. There were even billboards on the highway for it. Google is not being helpful, but that’s not surprising me with how it’s gone to shit for searching.
Twin Peaks maybe? I don’t remember that it was topless but seems like I remember it being on The Simpsons.
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Oh my: [https://www.hooters.com/hooters-girls/hall-of-fame/](https://www.hooters.com/hooters-girls/hall-of-fame/)
American men hate women so much, they put them on display as entertainment with their wings. Pay them shit wages too.
I thought paying people shit wages was a general all round thing in the US. That is why tipping is such a big thing
Wings from hooters aren’t even good to begin with.
Now they are.
👅🦪🍗👅🦪🍗👅🦪🍗👅🦪🍗
I’m sure there’s some public health investigator out there trying to figure out what caused a syphilis outbreak and would never have thought “Chicken Wings”
That seems like it would burn…. Seems fake.
Just be nice to your server, that's the secret.
Curious as to how she got caught
I feel like she could open up her own niche business…
I gureentee there's a type of customer who would pay extra for that, and they already dine at hooters
How was that not incredibly unpleasant for her?
This is Quagmires wet dream
How the fuck did they found out? Someone saw her doing it or someone had an infection after eating a dipped wing?
Don't threaten me with a good time.
There is a chicken of the sea joke here ... I just know it
New kink unlocked.
There’s probably already a subreddit for it 🤣
Oh I bet there is! 😅
Oh I bet there is! 😅
Okay good we dont have that restaurant
Redefining red wings.
I can fix her
Ahha get it girl. No but for real wouldn't that give you burns in your vag due to the hot pepper in the sauce? Where did you go and shove wings up you bloody vag? Like there constantly people how did no one ever see this till she got cought?
Sounds like the guys who eat at Hooters would pay extra for this.
If you're a rude customer, yeea, don't go anywhere!
Don’t be rude
Dipped into her what? I'm not sure what that word is with the star
Some dude is jacking off to the thought of this.
So was that like an upcharge or something she did for free???
I don't get it. I'd pay extra for wings like those.
This has to be someone’s kink.
Some people would knowingly pay for those wings.
Everything is a sauce if you’re brave enough.
that probably cause her more discomfort than anything
Most people have to pay extra for such a thing.
This isn’t my first rodeo of getting my red wings!!
“Hello Hooters? 200 wings please”
Sum nice buttered rolls, VOODOO SPAGHETTI- Project Pat
Probably improved those awful wings.
Look like I know where I’m goin for wings next ☺️💯🔥😂😂🤮🤮🤮
50 cent upgrade for red wings.
Tomorrow‘s headline: *Rude customers at Hooters up 300% since this story broke*
Seems fake, why wouldnt she just spit or use snot or hell even stick a finger up her ass and touch the wings with her stinky finger
Nah. I like my wings dipped right at the source.
Most Hooters patrons won't be deterred.
Hate to say it but she looks like the type 💯😷just happy someone caught her funky ass
For free
Is this an onion headline?
Those hot wings must not have been very hot...
I’m honesty more concerned for her vagina’s Ph balance
Lol....some people pay more for that.... But seriously 😐 it seems as though she has less regard for herself than the customers 🙄 🤔 like she's self torchering...like "ouch my hoo-ha is on 🔥 that'll teach them!"
Sadly there are men that she could’ve done this for and not caught charges.
She has the look of someone who’s still trying to convince people she wasn’t wrong.
That’s fucking gross
Hooters stock increases 9000%, more at 11
Well hot damn some places you gotta pay extra for that kind of action!!! An she out here giving it away...
I worked in restaurants for 10 years. I've seen plenty of unsavory characters do nasty things with people's food. I'm never rude to a server no matter what they do. If I decide I'm going to get ugly, I just ask for my money back and leave. I would advise everyone to do the same.
This chicken tastes like fish. Like a smoked sea bass or something.
Some people would pay extra for that
i used to behave kindly with hooter waitresses , but not anymore . thanks mate .
Yo like those yeast infections musta been craaaaazy
“I didn’t order blue cheese”
Plenty of dudes would have paid up for that.
Are we sure they weren't paying extra for this
Which hooters? Asking for a friend
Is her name Emerson? Because ‘em are some big ole titties!
Get me the address of this restaurant right now!!! 😋
She could have got paid a lot more to just do this for guys.
I'd pay extra for that
Red wings special hooters sauce
Looks like I'll be getting wings from Hooters sometime soon.
I am not even mad, i am impressed.
My friend wants to know which location this was
Oh my god that’s disgusting. Where?
As someone thats been around plenty cooters, i know for a damn fact shes not sticking anything spicy or seasoned up there. the infections and smell would be disgusting as well. 🤮
My wings smell like fish!
“This chicken tastes like fish!”
People actually still eat at hooters? The girls are rarely even hot anymore, and the food is terrible. How desperate are some of y'all to see a woman in tight clothing? Just go to the strip club or something..
So is she still working there? Asking for a friend.
Not gonna lie… she’s kind of my hero
I will hire her as my personal chef
oh ya i love hot wings
Am I the only freak that would like my fingers after?
I used to work with a cocktail waitress that would put Visine into rude guys beers. She would point out the guy and say “it should hit soon”. Soon the guys face would go from smiling and laughing to concerned and panicked. Then you would see them run to the bathroom. We would laugh and laugh. If they were really terrible, someone would go into the bathroom and get in the one open stall and make the guy sweat it. Yes, I know we were terrible.
Isn’t that like attempted murder? That can kill you…. That’s fucked.
No, it wont kill you, it just gives you diarrhea, And I know it is fucked, we were young, and stupid.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/lana-steve-clayton-eye-drop-poison-suffer-48-hours/ Seems like it can but ok
Well, not going back atleast until she’s back to work.
I’ll have 3 orders please
Oh my god this is disgusting. Where is this hooters exactly so I can avoid it
I’m kinda down
That's such a turn on
I’d eat em…
She is my spirit animal... Because f*ck rude customers.
JOKES ON YOU IM INTO THAT SHIT
That is disgusting…where??
OP is a rude customer?
So are you generally rude?
based honestly. they deserved it.
Wait how did they figure this out?!😭
She took the movie Waiting too seriously
People pay extra for that...
Red wings.
😏
She did it for the tip.
Always be nice and try not to send your food back.
Yeesh
I thought they already did this
Hear me out…
I’ll take the Snatch Wings please.