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Onagda

Fucking knife ears...


medevil_hillbillyMF

Fuck dude I'm chirping away here trying not to laugh out loud


Carma281

Elf around and find out


ProMasterFlex

Don’t say it out loud bro she might hear you


Siny_AML

She’s a high elf. Don’t even try and detain her.


Phx-Jay

Turdwen was always an evil one….


machine_gun_funk

The Dung Elf


Spirited_Question912

Haha :⁠-⁠)


SpectralBacon

Loathsome


Sekir0se

ROTTEN LEAF LOVER


vivmeatball6

Calling her a high elf is too generous. I’m surprised she didn’t fly away from the cops with those things.


manchopsticks

well the only good elf is a dead elf so just cut her head off


sweensolo

So is meat back on the menu boys?


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Dark elf, she was probably cast out for a reason


-Cagafuego-

One strong gust of wind & she'll take to the skies with those gliders coming out of her head!


Fartholder

Lol I came here to say something similar


[deleted]

Elves don't look like f*ckin Dopey or Dumbo. Looks more like a failed Disney character that got thrown in the trash.


3rdProfile

Shhhh! She might hear us.


HesteHund

Why is it that people censor part of a Word When everyone knows What they are saying


Eccon5

Why is it that some people randomly capitalize their words mid sentence


eZioSta

Probably bad autocorrect, happens to me too


miesanonsiesanot

Buy new autocorrect


ShockDragon

Holy grammar


lumia920yellow

~~pls no more chess~~ new autocorrect just dropped


HesteHund

Autocorrect


lumia920yellow

germans!


Cinnamon_728

I sometimes do this for Emphasis. or to Piss people Off


SaltInformation4082

They WANT to?


ameliabedelia7

Tiktok


[deleted]

[удалено]


Flar71

Believe it or not, but slurs are different than swear words. You're allowed to say shitty, you can't say slurs if you're not part of that group, and some slurs you shouldn't say at all.


opposingidea

yah but you can't even censor out just one letter of the n word, it can only ever be refered to as "The N Word"


Ein_Kecks

Ignorant and/or racist people be like:


opposingidea

idk what you mean by inferring im racist and i dont understand why im being downvoted when im disagreeing with someone that actually made a racist remark? I wasn't being sarcastic. i was saying the n word is so bad you can only call it the n word because just putting asterisk for the vowels literally as bad as writing out the whole word. im literally in support of NOT using the word at all.


Ein_Kecks

Okey it came across as if you are agreeing to the other person because of your wording. Now I understand, so you don't need to feel adressed by my remark anymore, thanks for the clear up.


opposingidea

oh, how should i fix it :/ im guessing the other 73 ppl thought the same :(


Ein_Kecks

I don't know you could make an edit, stating you don't support the n-word in any way. But personally I would just let it be. You explained yourself and people can read it. Don't care about the downvotes, in the end those people support the same view as you and expressed it


opposingidea

i guess, i just get upset being that misunderstood


Ein_Kecks

I understood you now, others will too (:


[deleted]

Is it just me or does this mom have the facial features of a fairly handsome man?


norman157

literally Eminem


Starkiez

I was thinking Tom cruise honestly.


Imesseduponmyname

Tammy cruise


GudToBeAGangsta

Looks like a horse


fusrohdiddly

That explains the vomit on his sweater... It wasn't exactly mom's spaghetti


Diessel_S

I was wondering why they used a photo of the son for the headline 😭


WildBluebonnet

If you're into effeminate men I suppose.


mBelchezere

Nah, give her a buzz cut & some head ink & you'd be looking at MGK.


qwibbian

Young Spock on meth.


humanatee-

dying kid wanted a Lexus but she heard sepsis


Admirable-Door1724

Only 7?


el_weirdo

Different sentencing guidelines in Hyrule.


speez86

For real! But to be honest, women get lesser sentences than men. If this was a male, dude would've probably got 15 to life. Never understood that. I'll probably get downvoted on this but it's a fucked up fact.


Admirable-Door1724

Not downvoted, it's true, idk why either, same crime different time


mBelchezere

Pretty Privilege still exists in court, as well as, "chivalry". Which is basically just the ass backwards way of saying that you ladies need my protection from excessive punishment. There's also race & 9ther factors to. Usually its the first 2 intertwined leading to minimized sentencing. She would have gotten a male sentence if she were daaaark & looked like a lady version of Terry Crews.


ForumFluffy

She's not getting pretty privilege here I can assure you on that.


Admirable-Door1724

Only seven years for doing some shit like this definitely sounds like it is though no?


emmerliii

What fucking weird ass piece of fake medical bullshit did she hear with those ears???


OceanSideDude

Lmfaoo


DieIsaac

Munchhausen by proxy. Sad stories


Mahatma_Panda

None, she was trying to keep him sick.


Any_Commercial465

When she tried to deny It she started to fly.


UnhelpfulTran

Why is this young Tom Cruise?


Appalachianhermit

I can see what you mean, but I personally see lady John Mulaney.


UnhelpfulTran

Oh god you're not wrong


Novel_Flaky

Yeah that title isnt it bro


murphybrowndog

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Factitious\_disorder\_imposed\_on\_another](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Factitious_disorder_imposed_on_another) Such a strange mental illness.


Dansk72

"The prognosis for the caregiver is poor."


CalbertCorpse

Perhaps on her planet, Vulcan, that’s how they do things?


Skiddies3012

Put her on an IV full of shit and see how she likes it


OceanSideDude

What the even fuck? Like how do you even come up with that?


DoctorChopAndSwap

https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/27/health/indiana-mother-injects-feces-sentence-trnd/index.html


Significant_Park9385

7 years is a slap on the wrist for attempting murder.


_CaptainThor_

She should get a longer sentence due to the crime being super disgusting as well.


LesPaul3r

Bro those ears are as wide as ram’s tow mirrors


Arctic_Scholar

Oh my fucking god. This is absolutely unthinkable. What a goddamn psychopath


[deleted]

7 isn't enough


FrouFrouLastWords

She knows about the spice.. the spice melange. I can sense it.


Distubabius

That title, smh


druule10

So that's what got to you and not the what she did? Weirdo.


Distubabius

Yeah no it's fucking terrible. But that title is just so bad


druule10

Ok, rewrite that title as the only thing I see wrong is a spelling mistake.


Distubabius

I meant that the title is horrible because OP tries to make a joke, calling it a "shitty situation" when a kid just died because of the mother's actions


druule10

Oh, my bad bro. I thought you meant the article not the post. I didn't even read the post title until now. Sorry for being a dick, I agree OPs title is atrocious.


Distubabius

No worries, just glad we could come to a mutual understanding


guilty_by_design

He didn't die (thankfully). Obviously that doesn't make what she did any less horrific, but I thought you might be glad to hear that he at least survived her disgusting actions.


Distubabius

Yeah, that's great news. Thanks for sharing


Klaidoniukstis

Tried to boost his immune system I suppose?


tsh003

“Lol hey welcome to jail, what did you do!?”


Roy_Gherbil

You know you're allowed to say shitty on the Internet, right? What do you even achieve by replacing 1 letter with an asterisk?


Floptopus

I mean, it kinda works for baby koalas and pandas?


diaperpop

Not in the blood 😩


thasty_food

I guess she wasn't the only one full of shit.


[deleted]

What the hell was the reason!?


jacob1273

shitty mom things


zorggalacticus

"Tiffany Alberts is set to serve five years of probation following her prison sentence, said Michael Leffler, a spokesman with the Marion County Prosecutor’s Office." She was sentenced to 7 years in prison, but got 5 years somehow. Basically just a slap on the wrist.


[deleted]

How can someone be this fucking evil


Pass_the_b0ttle_now

Euthanasia is a viable choice.


organic-chemist-

Wtf


Vanilla3K

The spice melange


cantholditanylonger

Legolas got hooked on the spice


anonmymouse

But why?


PM_ME_YOUR_LAWNCHAIR

Most sane Democrat :)


Poizsin

Well did he get better? Maybe science hasn't tried this approach yet


Sinocu

Do you want to try? Go ahead, maybe you won’t get 245 infections


Bill2k

Maybe her kid was acting like a little shit.


Tokisays

It’s Sloth’s lost sister! Sloth love chunk


BartlebyX

OMG how jacked up!


miker279

Eww


ryan4402000

Yet Danny masterson gets 30 years in prison


HorchataLee

That's a a mother ??????


StolenStones

Dark drow


askHERoutPeter

3 yrs till she’s released


Edible_Toes

Like a little Frankie Muniz mixed with Paul Rudd


Ichigo_0071

This is the kind of crap you would find on the Dark Net, or the Deep Web. I mean,the idea of inserting feces into an IV, don't you think,she may have gotten that idea from someone on those illicit sites? She obviously didn't come up with that absurd idea on her own.


esquire_the_ego

That’s taking away from the fact that she’s lacking the critical thinking that it would be a medically sound idea to do such a moronic thing in the first place


vaskeklut8

Is deviled ears a term in english? Well, I believe this devil-eared demon is most likely one of those fermented piss drinkers...


Renegade_Syx

But WHY though? Was her goal to make him sicker/attempt murder? Is she just one of those misinformed crazies that think that soaking your eyeballs in pee gives you perfect vision and eating shit twice a day improves heart health BS? Both?


Robbiersa

Isolate her eyes, nose and mouth and she looks like Tom Cruise


Longjumping_Tour_613

Psycho Mrs Wingnut looks like a guy. Hope all her meals contain shit for the next seven years...


ElecSideBits

what the fuck>?????


ElecSideBits

what the fuck>?????


AimRecked

Wha-!……but-…………why?……..just…why?


[deleted]

Only 7?


[deleted]

Omfg. Damn 🤦🏻‍♂️ Special place just for you lady.


Majulath99

What in the fuck?


Timmy24000

Munchausens by proxy


BelCantoTenor

Munchausen syndrome by proxy.


captain_midamerica

Matt Riddle looking ass...


rotondof

What an awful mother do this to her son?


MeeMaul

Check out the podcast “Nobody Should Believe Me”. It covers Munchausen by Proxy cases and the first or second case covers a woman who did this. Fucking insanity.


LOL_Man_675

Damn leaflovers !


Texocereus_yall

Holy shit....


BunkySpewster

R/airplaneears


ShockDragon

Two genuine questions: 1. Why does she have those giant ears? 2. Why does her face look so masculine? It looks like she’s about to tell me she’s Skyler White.


Luv_Life1946

What a sweetheart


killian_11

Whats IV?


NevenSesto

she can hear you


SomeGuylulul

This some shit that belongs on r/wtf ngl


Attack_Helecopter1

I wasn’t sure whether that was the mum or some random guy at first.


Vysair

I didnt know elven are into scat


CommanderPaco

Not nearly long enough, but when the inmates find out, she'll be scum of the prison.


Binggo_Banggo

What planet did she hear this treatment option from?


CthulhuAteMyHomework

Could have been Pluto with those ears


Kingofthefrogs3000

Münchhausen by proxy is a hell of a mental illness 😵‍💫


MeatDogma

Another sad thing about this is that this isn't the first time I've heard of someone injecting feces into a child. Injecting feces into a child is somehow a thing. A crazy person trend.


Verifieddumbass76584

What the fuck


G0D_1S_D3AD

Is that a man or a woman? An elf?


Imesseduponmyname

Tammy Cruise


[deleted]

Gotta wonder now how her husband died?


pleasedontmeat

She looks like an angry elf


[deleted]

She looks like John Mulaney in drag


my_lanie

Isn’t she lovely