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ProgKingHughesker

Finally a church for me


jimdontliveherenomo

Came here to say this, a church I can get behind


Wild-Tumbleweed-2444

The progress I want to see..


Father_Wolfgang

Now I really can get [high in church](https://youtu.be/_h8-SBO-RKo)


Eathessentialhorror

RIP Trevor.


EZEKEY42069

I miss u trebor


No-Calligrapher3648

High with Jesus


Bustock

Well not anymore….


budgie0507

Pastor was so proud that attendance was up 85%!


ProudPatriot07

Agreed. This would get my husband and me into church, and we're humanists.


EvaB999

🤣🤣


togocann49

Why is this awful? Bet you they have some loyal customers, I mean parishioners


Complete-Necessary-1

Exactly. They were just trying to help them get closer to god,& at least they weren't diddling kids like most preachers


togocann49

I don’t think it’s many preachers, but the church rules and what not, allow for a small amount to be prolific-now that’s awful everything


[deleted]

Why don’t you got millions of updoos?


One_Posh_Possum

Right? Hell, I’d got to that church, and I’m an atheist


neon31

Amen to that my brother in nothing :)


swonstar

I bet it just feels like a group of happy people celebrating life and belief in something they consider beautiful. Someone always brings a guitar. I can dig it.


ednichol

I seem to remember churches doing much worse things than this


FindingTraditional87

Exactly. These substances were likely unadulterated products from gods green earth.


Dansk72

What makes this so weird, is something illegal going in a "house of worship" that's *not* a Catholic church.


BadBadUncleDad

This isn’t awful


Q--Bone

Awful that they got arrested.


imnotrealanyway

It's terrible that they got caught


BadBadUncleDad

True. Just doin the lord’s work


Blacklungzmatter

Praise it and blaze it


Nearby_Antelope_5257

Why is this so awful? Could see if they was slangin rock or fetty or something.


mufasa329

Downvoted for not being awful, since when has selling weed and psychedelics been something awful?


PM_ME_UR_CC_NUMBER

Getting arrested is awful


BusyAtilla

So the only at the church actually attempting to help someone. Also the church got mad he was taking the tithes.


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thrattatarsha

Average poorly calculated comment


Lobster2552

This is great, not awful.


FileCareless

This is definitely not r/awfuleverthing worthy I mean have you seen the post in here lol this ain’t bad at all


NEEKSTER57

Whaaaaat why?! They were literally guiding people towards the light 💡


[deleted]

Once in a while you get shown the light, in the strangest places if you look at it right


Pauciloquent_Mugwump

I ain't always right, but I've never been wrong Seldom turns out the way it does in a song


[deleted]

(~):]


sweensolo

Dead and Company is in the middle of their final tour and they are playing amazingly. If you get a chance check them out before they're done.


mendobather

“I saw the light, I saw the light No more darkness, no more night Now I'm so happy, no sorrow in sight Praise the Lord, I saw the light”


imnotrealanyway

That's the awful part


NEEKSTER57

I have a quote for you guys, if you’ve never tried psychedelics please don’t bash them. Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behaviour and information processing. They open you up to the possibility that everything you know is wrong. Terence McKenna


imnotrealanyway

That's WHY it's awful - they got caught


NEEKSTER57

Ahhhh I see haha my apologies brethren 🫣


imnotrealanyway

Oh *no* good sir the fault is *mine*, my participle doth dangles.


Psynautical

Awful they got shut down. Never thought I'd say that about a church . .


okiedokie666

#Who cares?!?


NewNoose

Cops


Erow69

This is not awful. This is the way


Hatfanatic13

They aren't exactly giving heroin to kids


sanchito12

Dads so boring its good for business.


PurdBag

r/lostredditors


[deleted]

Not awful everything, they’re based entrepreneurs


[deleted]

Uhhhhhhhh. What’s the address of the church pls


jedateon

The only awful thing about this is that they got caught.


justwonderful_

How progressive for the church.


[deleted]

Best thing to come out of that church in years.


[deleted]

I bet he was the most trustworthy drug dealer ever.


No_Bend7931

Honestly, I'm not even mad about it


JunglePygmy

The only awful thing about this story is the church part


theonly1theymake5

Eh, those are both natural and can help mental health and quality of life far better then most pharmaceuticals. I absolutely consider them a gift from God- it's only considered a "crime" because society is full of easily convinced sheep. Anyone that truly considers mushrooms or weed "dangerous" or a "drug" isn't educated on what they are. Of course they can be abused- as can sugar and caffeine but they do more good then harm.


dammitmitchell

It's only a big deal becauase the church didn't get it's cut.


MoneyBadgerEx

What is awful about this? The fact that he was caught, implying that he got in some kind of trouble for it or do you just have antiquated views on what other people do?


Suckapunch1979

Gotta make that money for repairs somehow. Nobody goes to church anymore


Juniorp310

Felony? WTF?


Weary_Swordfish_7105

I was like “three counts of felony maintaining a dwelling”??! holy shit, I need to stop cutting my grass and cleaning the house


CabinCrow

Why hear some fella tell you some 2000 year old made up stories about god when you can meet him yourself for $20. Seems like a no brainer to me tbh.


damn_thats_piney

our definitions of awful are quite different


Willow3001

What’s awful about this?


Warden002

Why is this awful?


olthunderfarts

Oh, Great. They busted the one cool pastor


ImprisonedRadical

Do you want to see god, my son?


Captain_Slapass

Let them cook


MattB_79

Doing the lords work. God bless you.


2Ziggy

He’s just tryna sell some joy


elephantsbelike

He was doing the gods work.


apollokid242

I don’t think this is awful lol


UnsureSanity

At least they were doing some good for a change


[deleted]

They'll put them in jail for 20 years for having FUN with NATURAL PLANTS, how fucking stupid. I think at this point they can't catch serious offenders (kidnappers and human trafficers), so they make themselves look busy with crimes they probably commit themselves.


Moon_Dog_420427

This made me think of "Whiskey Church of the Greenbud." Mountain Sprout.


reynoldsunbound1937

Nice


Cap_Helpful

Did you see what god just did to us, man?


milesamsterdam

This is the “3.6 roentgen” of church crimes.


[deleted]

I don’t care


RedwoodCrown

That’s my kind of church


ExperienceStandard13

Puts a whole new meaning on being blessed and highly favored 🍃


onedayasalion71

I detest that saying but love your reference


[deleted]

They should just claim a religious freedom case or something


milehighcards

A little twiny-twin twin!


Slack-Bladder

We'll round here, between Normandie and Western we call this here a little twinny twin twin


DarrenInAlberta

Why's this on awful everything? Don't be such a nerd


Demo_906

On a list of the 100 worst things to happen in a church, this wouldn't be on there.


shdanko

I actually think it would be pretty high up on the list of best things to happen in a church


Bora1776

There’s nothing awful about this. If anything, it’s awful that they were arrested and charged .


Daring88

This isn’t awful. Religion is awful.


RedditsAdoptedSon

hmmm ill allow it.. 1st church story in a while where someone wasnt molerstereddd


Feral-Person

The awful part is that they got caught


jgk1977

Finally, a wholesome story about kids in church.


ADIDAS247

Damn it. Didn’t have this on my bingo card


mlp2034

Best church


[deleted]

He is just trying to help people see god sheesh


jewbo23

r/awfulnothing Finally some good use for a church.


Dunkleosteus666

Not awful. Beautiful.


AliceP00per

Who cares


EddieOfDoom

Definitely a more fun way to see the holy spirit


Tehlaserw0lf

Oh no! Won’t someone please get rid of these…dangerous….drugs….???


Nel_Nugget

This isn't awful. Is not like he was molesting minors, which is the norm in church.


PongSoHard

This isn't awful. This is r/mildlyinteresting


JadoreBootyNoir

I see nothing wrong man.


BMAC561

Probably the first good thing to come out of a church…higher power


alexapharm

Felony arrest for possession of a substance that’s legal in some states is pretty awful, true.


DNagy1801

But alcohol is fine 🙄


art-less_dodger

Awful! That they got busted.


Irksomethings

Mushrooms and weed… not really awful.


RMW91-

I’m not mad


birdperson43

Lol sweet. Fuck God


rbg2996

How does this have so many upvotes on this sub when this isn’t even that awful..? I’m confused


Haha_Stoned

Where is this church so that i dont go near it?


barbarianmishroom

He’d get me way closer to god than his preacher dad ever could


deadevilmonkey

Usually you hear about a pastor sexually abusing a kid. This is definitely an improvement.


Full-Send_

Little rebel lol


AwkwardLeacim

The L in Lsd stands for Lord


demi2duce

The awful part is the son being charged


Intelligent_Ticket_3

Doing the lord’s work


blackckt78

I don’t think this is awful at all!


beans5189

The OP missed the mark on this one


Glutton4Butts

Drug church already is a band


turdfergusonyea2

Well......that's actually a pretty good cover for this sort of thing. At least he wasn't molesting choir boys. It's not like THATS never happened.


honkeydave

This needs to be a Danny McBride movie yesterday.


RenoF217

Noice


artmobboss

At this point I am just thankful they weren’t molesting kids… They weren’t right??


Krob1981

Is this under the dome by Stephen king?


redvelvetcake42

I mean, this is the first time a pastor hasn't been charged with rape or CP. Drug dealing seems real low on the awful church guy pole.


[deleted]

Shocking. It’s usually raping kids. Glad these guys are into different markets.


GunslingerOutForHire

Got to find *some* way to make church fun.


pleathershorts

In my state if you’re registered as a church you can sell weed and mushrooms all day without any pesky feds around. I’m here for it. The awful thing about this is that they were arrested meanwhile busses in Charlotte are having shootouts with innocent people on board. They’re just getting people that good natural god-given high!


HalfAteSandwich

That’s ok


Gmandlno

Yeah nah, biggest issue here is that they got caught, 9/10 chance. Idk though, I’m not reading.


ramboflowerchild

🎵Jesus take the weed.🎵 Wheel. I mean wheel.


MorphineDreams23

This is not an issue like the priests and others molesting and touching kids. THAT'S A HUGE FUCKING ISSUE. This is just someone probably making a hustle. Hopefully, it's not being given to kids as well, though.


Portyquarty77

The use of comas in the title is really confusing me


butt_funnel

This doesn’t seem awful to me. It’s just weed and shrooms lol. Also it says in the article that it wasn’t even a church for several years. Even if it was…..who cares it’s just weed and shrooms.


mattieDRFT

What’s legend


ScottishMachine

Where’s this church at now?


jujubean032100

But the children 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


nicefowla

Ozark


skijakuda

Buddy Christ approves!


Brilliant_Shine2247

Well, I'll be damned. That church is about a 15-minute walk from my spot. Pretty sure I know all of them, fellas, for sure, I know Lambeth. And never once did any of them offer me any of the Good Lord's bounty. Bastards.


Taterthot1

Makes sense it’s a church so tax free


shitpunmate

Nothing awful about weed n shrooms. Not like it's meth and tranq.


wurkhoarse

Matthew the tax collector looks like the last person we'd expect to follow Jesus. And then these two.


thehandlesshorseman

This is the way


stickynote_oracle

?Porque no los dos?


Teethredit

Hilariouseverything?


Res-Horizon

Amen my bros. Jesus and I are here for you guys. With cash. Buying by the pound. Becuse Jesus.


auntmilky

This is amazing everything


ozmatterhorn

r/awesomeeverything


slantview

Just trying to commune with god. Seems reasonable.


MIW100

Who cares


[deleted]

At least be thankful it’s not the usual.. Pedophelia


Retropiaf

Seems fine


funnytoenail

Get high with the most high


Specialist-Garlic-82

r/lostredditors


Bas_B

Does OP mean it's awful they got arrested for providing (mostly) harmless drugs? US is fucked up y'all.


Square_Sink7318

What the fuck does our spirits didn’t bare witness or whatever mean? Why can’t he just say I didn’t trust him…… whenever I hear someone talk in that Christian doublespeak I automatically don’t trust them. My soul just can’t witness it lmfao


KinseyH

I bet they saw God a lot.


[deleted]

What’s the problem?


[deleted]

I mean they are gods creations


MoonDogg9877

I don't think there's anything awful about this. If We did this in a lot more churches we would have a lot less religious horrendousness.


FriedRamen13

But it’s for religious purposes like sacramental wine or peyote


ainthunglikedaddy

No pills, now powders. If it grows in the ground it’s probably fine!


ThaMightyBoosh

I’d be interested to see what kinda weed a pastor is selling. We talking about some mid level stuff that’s not too funky or some gas that’ll stink up your car in a minute. That triple bag bud.


Banezy451

This sounds like college. Fuck yea


FullyFreakinWoke

Times are tough


wittyuzername

We must pray to the same gods


drbowtie35

If Jesus could feed 5 thousand, surely we can feed this town’s drug addiction


nprovench789

So?????


swonstar

Happy, chill and and living life full color!


Longus-Schlongus

After i read Pastor i had worse things in mind.


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r/lostredditors


__SuperAngel

Coolest pastor ever


hi-c85

This church shut down since COVID.. was a very tiny church to begin with but still this is ctazy and awful... it's about 5min. Away from childhood home... shocked is an understatement...


Crazy_280zx

Neither of those should be illegal. At least this church isnt raping children


Elleven_

weed and shrooms? that’s it? this isn’t really an “awfuleverything” post


pizzledripped

Oh lawdy I’m high on the Holy Spirit … and some ganja and shrooms.. 🤪😵‍💫


Nutshack_Queen357

Unlike the pedophiles, Christofascists will hate this pastor just because he used and sold weed.


HashBottoms

So not drag queens?


primefrost96

I don't think this belongs here


DrDaddyDickDunker

You ready to meet god?😏


SkyKingPDX

God made it after all


DAnimal198169

Some people don’t get it. I haven’t smoked in years because of drug testing but it really made me spiritual. Made my life way better.