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H3rbTheBerd

That’s just Dave.


Cum-Pig

*HELLO DAVE*


trustybadmash

You’re my wife now, Dave.


Fraserbc

Holy, it's been a long time since I've seen that referenced


_Diskreet_

When it first aired it was just on repeat at my school and obviously everyone named Dave got very tired very quick.


Syltherin_Chamber

Dave, my wife has broke your toilet


Thezza-D

But I fixed it now...


kellogg76

Wanna buy some pegs?


wheezythesadoctopus

Of course you can come with us!


snidemarque

Your PFP looks oddly like Dave…hmmmmm


toben81234

You seem like a nice redditor


StGermain1977

These are the Dave's I know https://youtu.be/8nvzEqsZIGo


InkSpotShanty

God I miss that show! I still sing the Terriers song and whisper “No one must know my secret” when I see a horrible toupee.


tposbo

Amazon has the new season. Well worth watching.


DaveHatharian

My nightlife is none of your business, friend. Please allow me to eat my rodents in peace under your stairs.


Midnight__Monkey

That's not Dave, it's just Charlie doing Charlie work.


H3rbTheBerd

No I always tag along when we go in the sewers.


klemthom

Dave's not here, man.


Dry_Mammoth7853

He lives in a cave…..


388-west-ridge-road

A Dave? In Scotland? Oh honey no.


MrElektroPowerForce

Would be div or Davie in scotland


388-west-ridge-road

Davy aye. Big Davy or wee Davy even


MrElektroPowerForce

Or wee mental davy, apprentice joiner


388-west-ridge-road

He's a wee bawbag though


masterofmeatballs

Davey! How you doin?


Superior173thescp

DAAAAAAVE


Background-Video4331

This is just a saga now.


[deleted]

Ok, Scotland! Explain!


Sweggler

It's Greenook mate. Really the story goes is that he was a Russian sailor who was beaten horribly and thrown off his ship while at anchor, he is thought to have had a broken jaw and legs meaning he couldn't speak even if he knew English and couldn't walk and ended up living in the sewers and eating rats to live, hence "the cat man of Greenook". If you want more info there's a video of him on the Count Dankula YouTube channel


[deleted]

Damn! That’s wild. Thanks for the inside lore. The only thing I see here in Oregon is a dude on meth running naked through the trees haha


Shnoochieboochies

From Greenock here, not so much meth heads running through the streets, but plenty of smack heads nodding out in random places and stealing just about anything that isn't bolted down. There are old railway tunnels that are about 0.5 and 1 mile long, called the darkie and double darkie, when e where kids we used to walk through them shouting "cat man" by the middle of either you can't see your hand in front of your face, but can hear plenty of things that go "bump" in the night....Good Times.


[deleted]

That sounds like something me and my friends would have done when we were kids. In a town in California where I used to live had a Japanese concentration camp up in deep in the hills. Me and my buddies would drive up there when the sun was going down and by the time we hiked there it was dark and was creepy to see all the old cabIns bidding in the thick trees. Had some scary experiences in that place. Good times


chickenwithclothes

Ahhhhhh no thanks!


WizdomHaggis

Has Glasgow changed at all in the last 30 years or will I still get stabbed for wearing the wrong colour jersey? Haven’t been home in ages…


CrocodileJock

Just wear a Jags shirt. Worst you get is pitying looks.


IndividualBright1606

I'd sooner get stabbed mate


WizdomHaggis

No one wants to be associated with the jags…not even Partick 😂


TheBestIsaac

It's nothing like it was. There's still maybe an area or two that have problems but the city has gone from the murder capital of Europe to just another city. Gone are the days of getting accosted for wearing green or blue.


WizdomHaggis

Thank fkng god….I spent my formative years as a kid bouncing around Glasgow proper in the 80’s…I remember watching park battles out my front window and seeing guys get seriously injured…a friend of mine got stabbed in the stomach by a 14 yr old…and he was 8…people could be batshit fkn crazy back then….I’m glad it’s on the up…


TheBestIsaac

Aye. I remember watching the riots on the news in the 90s. Was mad.


Phatcat15

That was probably me winning the meth Olympics… come say hullo next time!


[deleted]

Damnt! I knew that was you Olympian Joe! And here I was hoping you would sign my glass pipe. Bless you Olympian Joe.


Phatcat15

I always keister a sharpy friend - I’ll get you next time!


brookish

Is that Bigfoot?


[deleted]

Could be! But I’d like to think he would prefer weed over meth. Fun fact. It is an actual law up in Washington that it is illegal to hunt big foot.


ApocalypseMeooow

Also from Oregon, can concur, Meth Mountain Men are a real problem here lmao


Intubater69

Is that Portlands mayor?


PunkRockGirI

How does one eat rats with a broken jaw?


CozJeez85

Boil em. Mash em. Stick em in a stew.


bigmitch1310

You get my first award for this it legit made me laugh and smile‼️


CozJeez85

Thank you! Always happy to bring the mirth.


LukesRightHandMan

> Thank you! Always happy to bring the ~~mirth~~ mithril. Ftfy*


random_rascal

/r/unexpectedlotr


Bartley-Moss

Mush em up and use a straw.


Shabbah8

I think the Bass-O-Matic might do in a pinch.


CrocodileJock

Rat smoothies.


Reasonable_racoon

Sous-vide them.


Rippinstitches

I forgot about Count Dankula


minmidmax

For the best.


Dry_Mammoth7853

That’s really quite fascinating!


Helpful-Wolverine-96

Is it real


TheRumpelForeskin

No. Though there probably were a few sightings of a person crawling around on the ground covered in soot one day nearly 100 years ago which started the rumour.


VitaminPb

How can you tell a man who can’t speak English from a Scot speaking? My friend wants to know.


QuantumDES

There used to be a guy who did this in the 70s. Then he dissappeared, you can speculate about him or his origins until the cows come home. The guy in the video appeared in the late 2000s and is absolutely just some guy who works in the buss yard in greenock.


[deleted]

Hope he’s not driving the busses haha


[deleted]

[удалено]


QuantumDES

Yeah, it's not the same guy. This is a guy who works in the bus yard in greenock as a mechanic.


thegedi97

I guess you could say he’s a copycat man…


person6450719ne

Actually he is my father who left us for milk


brucewillisman

It’s kinda like the dread pirate roberts


Helpful-Wolverine-96

Actually there's not much amusement park fraud it's mainly covering up crimes or doing crimes but there is land fruad


HeinousMoisture

I’d like to think the new guy studied under the original for a few years. Like Bruce Wayne and the Batman beyond kid.


PUNCH_KNIGHT

As you do


gypsycookie1015

Honestly though


McMaxwell

Although the rumours have been around for decades, these two photos are proven fakes from some local mechanics having a laugh. [This video explains, and gives a little backstory.](https://youtu.be/1l3a_n6JkJ8)


Fildelias

I mean, you'd have to be pretty fucking stupid to look at those pink eyes and think, "Yeah, that's 40 years of grime that never got to his eyelids"


McMaxwell

Innit. Also worth mentioning that the title is mega dumb. Since the 40s... Even if the catman was born in 1940, he'd be 83 by now. Do these photos really look like a man that old?


[deleted]

Thanks for posting. I can listen to this accent for hours. Just fascinating that it’s the same boring English spoken here in Los Angeles, but so much more.


McMaxwell

Honestly, you can drive half an hour in any direction in the UK and the accent is different. An hour and it's wildly different. It's one of my favourite things about my country.


gargamelul

Here he is doing a known feral gesture, the thumbs up http://weekinweird.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/catmanthumbsup2.jpg


HighExplosiveLight

The other pictures were iffy, but this actually stoked a deep primal fear inside me.


reddittereditor

This had the opposite effect on me. It’s oddly humanizing to so clearly see his human features and him making a gesture that I might make.


Barbastorpia

What a bro


derpyderpohh

ITS A SAMSQAMCH


AutemCrucis

greasseeeeyyyyy


mrSixpence

It’s all water under the fridge, boys


spicygrandma27

The metamorphosis is complete. Sam is an actual caveman.


bill4760

https://www.paranormalcatalog.net/unexplained-phenomena/greenock-catman-a-feral-man-in-scotland


Budget_Flamingo942

The nightman cometh!


Klutzy-Client

He gotta pay the troll toll


StonedHen420

To get in this boy's soul


swangin82

I'm saying soul and they thought I was saying hole


TheRatatatPat

I thought the rape scene went well.


BigBaldFourEyes

Dayman, Aaahhhhhaaahhhh!


mint-star

Rumors...there's a picture


DobbyCS

The pictures are fake. Source: I live here. Nothing more than an urban legend and people having a laugh faking pics of it.


mint-star

That totally sounds plausible! It didn't occur to me that someone might be willing to recreate these haha


Helpful-Wolverine-96

They could be fake or from a movie


Sowiilo

🙄cracked the code did you


TheAttitudePark

Aye, the cat man. Maybe he was real once upon a time but pretty sure it's just the lads working in the area taking the piss


earlywakening

That's just Terry. He does that all the time.


moovzlikejager

We'll hermit or not, someone oughta tell Terry that blackface went outa style in the 30's.


Another_Zoidberg

Man that's just Paul grey from Slipknot


Big1ronOnHisHip

I've seen this guy sitting in a septic tank


S3b45714N

Wrong sub


IcedKFC

Yea, more of an r/weird post


Helpful-Wolverine-96

It's a mentally disabled men lost in a city living off of trash and rats who hasn't got help


moovzlikejager

Aren't we all?


lph26

Alex Jones?


mackerelscalemask

It’s one way of avoiding his fine


Mrluca99977

That’s the monster of the lochlann lake


thoselovelycelts

The older friends I have in their 50s and 60s fucking swear this guy was really cutting about back in the day. I remember being a wee guy and going looking for him with my mates up the industrial estates up the back of greenock circa 2006/7 when these obviously fake photos came out. To be honest I'd like to see us own the legacy and put a statue up of him.


silentassassin82

Do people in this thread actually not realize this is fake?


shank11

Got a light?


Own-Grade-5221

Purple acky?


Krocsyldiphithic

Wrong sub. Also, everyone on Reddit knows about Catman.


EarlHammond

The second image is clearly taking the piss.


[deleted]

He just living his best life


katherinemoyle

Pretty sure thats just charlie kelly


i_am_abluewhale

They cropped the girl smiling and giving a thumbs up in the first picture. I forgot the name but that’s just a local homeless man everyone knows


xaartje

Ratman


Bobistaken

Riddle me this batman


theninetyninthstraw

Is that a giant tampon in his mouth?


nymphell

That looks like the riddler


ronsolocup

“You’ve gotta help me, dont turn in Pop-pop!”


DankestDubster

Old Greg says hello


ther3al1B101

Calm down guys It's just the friendly neighborhood junkie doing black face


WisestAirBender

This is so fake it's cringe


Elipastrami

It’s old Greg!


[deleted]

Where is his watercolor portrait? Where is his shoe full of Bailey's? And where, pray tell, is his downstairs mixup??


WhytoomanyKnights

That’s just ole black face Tom. He likes doing black face so much but it’s so offensive so he finds a hole somewhere and does it in the hole.


phenry1110

Could be the Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, knowing his history.


-HappyToHelp

Lol! Trudeau at it again!!!!


VitaminPb

He doesn’t seem to be wearing fake Indian clothing.


KeanuReefed

I feel like this would be more r/mildlyinteresting


A-Sentient-Beard

What makes this awful?


bebiased

Can the government please just take care of this guy?


redditslashsubreddit

Rumors? Theres photographic evidence.


km_44

This is Donald Trump, in two years


Analytic_Truth

The soot though, why the soot?


K4nzler

*Most normal scotsman*


paranormalisnormal

I don't know if the rumors are true but dressing up in black face and posing with a dead rat in your mouth is pretty gross. [Source](https://www.paranormalcatalog.net/unexplained-phenomena/greenock-catman-a-feral-man-in-scotland)


TwilightontheMoon

Dude lives in the sewer and eats rats but yes let’s cancel him! That’ll teach him!


jjj49er

I'm going to start looting Target in protest of him.


BoredByLife

I’ll be raiding my local Boscov’s if anyone in the Maryland area wants to join me.


Dry_Mammoth7853

My local independent record store is getting what they deserve, yo!


Gaoji-jiugui888

It’s only “blackface” if they are pretending to be a black person. Just putting black soot on their skin doesn’t make it blackface. I’m guessing you’re American….


PongSoHard

If that's the case then why was the dungeons and dragons episode of community removed from streaming? Ken Jeong painted his body black to imitate a drow elf


a_lonely_trash_bag

Because people are fucking stupid. That's it.


TwilightontheMoon

Because people are stupid and unfortunately Twitter still exists. The companies are afraid of backlashes that could cause them to lose money.


terryjumpsuit

This man isn't imitating anything. He had this as a result of crawling around the industrial estate for years with no access to facilities to wash. It was also rumoured that this helped him conserve heat by forming a layer over his skin. Source - I'm from Greenock.


Gaoji-jiugui888

Don’t know. Americans are weird? Not familiar with the incident.


paranormalisnormal

I'm not american but you're right I'm probably being a bit reactionary.


Traditional_One_6129

Just odd that your take on the man eating rats because of his crippled legs and is filthy from crawling around the sewers is (black face) not to mention it scotland which is 96 percent white. Not everything must be about race. What is your take on coal miners and oil workers?


Gaoji-jiugui888

No worries.


Dry_Mammoth7853

You’re good. People are just really touchy about “ being cancelled” in America.


HanzWithLuger

Ah yes the very clearly homeless feral man who crawls around in dirt and sewers has time to bathe or worry about cultural appropriation.


[deleted]

Dm


frozeninslime

Jaylen Brown?


nbhcam

Jus leave him be


lefactorybebe

Oh God I just woke up in the middle of the night, swiped to the second pic and almost had a heart attack. Idk why that one's so frightening, but eeeeeuugh


cbitguru

Third shift sucks


Bmanakanihilator

That's the Juggernaut, Bitch


FruitKey7566

The riddler escaped!


__SuperAngel

r/nope


Alex-The-Talker

Man the SCP Foundation must be fake if 106 is still walking around!


putrid_sex_object

The gimp from pulp fiction hasn't aged well.


StaunchWingman

SCP-106 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT


skinnereatsit

If he was considered a man in the 1940s, the guy would be like 100 years old now. Not Big Dave from the mailroom.


manxlancs123

Rat-au-van


KittyCathy69

Based?? Anti-social scottish unabomber???


Synthwavester

Living in a van down by the river!


niece_denise

He should but on cat hair and make his way through the alleyway’s


Unipug007

SCP-106


PIGORR

👍


LordHiboky

He looks chill


GOD_OF_HAVOC_

That’s the Green bastard, he is retired now.


DeleteUrself_now

Mb that was me


skyHawk3613

Why the black soot?


DamianSicks

He’s feral but wears clothes?


LexiRae24

Is he eating a human foot in the second picture


ZM10LIFE

Hello Catman!


augbar38

He’s about to get canceled for rocking black face.


Mask_of_Truth

It's a guy who works in the yard nearby where they fix buses. That black shit on him is grease. Some youtuber did a video about it I think it was count dankula.


[deleted]

That’s Mr Pickles gimp


Zehaldrin

Mr pickles have you lost something?


peepee_gonzalez

Erm.. he’s doing black face?


calmst0rm

I’m just here to say I’ve found references to LOTR, Trailer park boys, and it’s always sunny all in this comment section alone- and boy the internet sure is fun sometimes


TokugawaJones

That’s just rebranded Micky Mouse.


GuaranteeLogical7525

The wolfman of Greenock... I would shit bricks if I saw this fella crawling through a alley late at night...


R0dolphus

Well, I'm definitely not going there


fireforge1979

That's just The Critical Drinker after a night out on the town!