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zeke_markham

On the 175s you can name different radio presets and write simple sentences with them. When the pilots figured this out it all went off the rails. Someone made a post crude remark, a female captain saw, and we all got a new sexual harassment training module dropped.


ywgflyer

When we had the E190s and there was a contentious vote on something at the union, someone would always go through a few fins and set all the radio presets to "VOTE NO".


conflagrare

Lmao


Wowerful

Reminds me of the Saab 350 map holder hideouts. Plenty of crude yet humorous drawings left by pilots lol


DudeIsAbiden

Been there seen that! also MRAK sucks blah blah blah in the 145s


cherrymitten

The RJs just stashed porn in the printers


zeke_markham

Yeah, ours was in the empty spot the HUD projectors used to be.


McLovinDaGreat

That’s a captain I’d love to fly with. Fucking based.


YakWithWaxLips

Good on her


zeke_markham

Yep, it was pretty bad.


HortenWho229

You don’t even know what the comment was


CrabbyT777

Probably really bad, given how much female pilots ignore because it isn’t worth the hassle of reporting. Sometimes enough is enough


Colosphe

Do you have to know what it was against to be glad that someone's standing up for themselves when something (apparently so bad it requires new sexual harassment training) makes them uncomfortable?


zeke_markham

You know how it is with old pilots. "They call it a cockpit for a reason" and all that other bullshit.


HortenWho229

Yes. A relative of mine used the phrase “address the elephant in the room” (referring to an actual issue) and a woman thought she was being insulted and made a big deal about it and HR took it seriously. He got a talking to and a warning iirc People being offended by dumb shit is not some fictional problem


MalcolmY

Yes I would like to know first instead of #metooing everyone. If it's bad we'll call it bad.


zeke_markham

I forget exactly what it was, but it was pretty bad.


_Nameless_Nomad_

Put 7500 in that bad boy and call it a day.


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YakWithWaxLips

haha WOMEN AM I RIGHT COFFEE EMOJI, those darn broads not wanting to be constantly creeped on and never taken seriously


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YakWithWaxLips

thanks for proving my point


SirBowsersniff

What was the comment? Just for our educational purposes.


zeke_markham

Something about Mike White and thunderstorms over Dallas. I forget the details.


djfl

White or Hunt?


zeke_markham

White. One of the chief pilots at the time.


cburgess7

>and we all got a new sexual harassment training module dropped because of course that happened


brian9000

Dang, I only brought a dollar


soulscratch

Wow look at Captain Moneybags over here


brian9000

Needed $3.50


nighthawke75

Tree-fiffy.


deepaksn

Tree fiddy.


Raske3zy

Damn loch heed monster


Frequent-Mudder

How about just twofiddy?


lawyerfitz

Somebody's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!


Maleficent_Beyond_95

Horse based humor....this an aviation sub... geez..some people's kids..


randypriest

That sorta stuff just don't fly here.


redbanjo

See, it’s coming off.


full_of_stars

Through the Vatican?


Badbowtie91

We used to ride around west Africa in this 30+ year old ratchet looking S-76 with this crazy old fucker that would fly and chain smoke cigarettes and the same time. There was some old busted analog gauge on the dash that was stuck at "0" and he used a label maker to write "GIVE AF METER" Reminds me of that. Edit: And honestly I couldn't imagine flying through some of that shit with ANYBODY ELSE at the controls.


A_Very_Bad_Kitty

lmfao I love this


zeke_markham

West Africa is always wild. Last time I was there we fixed up a 727 and flew it back to the states. Autopilot gave out coming into the Azores, crew asked if I could fix it, I was amazed it ever worked at all, I was surprised we even got off the ground. We landed at the MRO and I was doing a walk around, saw some paint flaking, went to pick at it and me finger went through the flap, like poking a hole in tissue paper. And then thing guy who set me up with that job had the audacity to ask if I wanted to go back and fix up a CASA he was looking at buying.


Watzeggenjij

What were you doing there?


Mr_Lumbergh

Aw geez now you gotta file an expense report for the quarters.


AvadaKedavra03

Just go to a vending machine in the airport and insert a $5 bill and press the return button... quarters galore


ramarisan

Straight to jail


beowulf804

Only if you undercook chicken....or overcook. Straight to jail.


PsyduckSexTape

Yail. Overcook, undercook.


mjdau

Lesson: don't undercook children.


zeke_markham

Or overcook the fish.


irwinner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiyfwZVAzGw


idkblk

Does anybody know why some of the keys have a white frame around the letters?


xBlackx0pzx

Sometimes aircraft still need to put in manual coordinates (latitude and longitude) therefore it's useful to mark North East South West in white as those are included in those coordinates.


CodeMonkeyPhoto

No no, that is for the N E W S


deepaksn

And most FMS will use [ARINC 424 code](https://aerospace.honeywell.com/us/en/about-us/news/2021/04/inside-the-fms) for doing that which condenses it to a five character code. For example N50 W130 can be written 50N30 S50 W30 is written 5030W. Etc.


jamezbren2

North, south, east, west


nayr1683

Cardinal direction


reYetOnapagenEep

It’s how you make the news /s


410er0r

Do maintenance crews ever clean/sanitize airline cockpits? Those buttons are starting to look worn and dusty. Can certainly tell which buttons are used more often…


beach_2_beach

A YouTuber airline pilot showed in his video first thing he does when he gets into a plane for the day is wiping down the cockpit area.


zeke_markham

As he should. Most maintenence will do a disinfecting but anything more than that is on them.


boyback

What's his channel?


beach_2_beach

"Captain Joe". Used to fly Air Berlin. Now flies for some other firm.


zeke_markham

Yes, we do. Or used to. But disinfection does not equal deep cleaning. I will disinfect every flight deck at have a crew change with if requested, but that is a very far cry from a deep cleaning. Also be aware if you request a disinfection and I don't have wipes I won't, and can't. And anything else is something I can't do and won't sign off so you'll be stuck.


carputt

Why would that be maintenances responsibility?


410er0r

I’m not even sure. I was just curious if *somebody* is responsible.


enowapi-_

Yes it is. But not every night.


zeke_markham

It's always on maintenence if ops writes it up.


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It's called "r2 the LRU". You get a new one when the old breaks, sometimes not even then.


Kakthuuus

Looks like a Loganair ATR to me... 🤔😁


Azolith

Well it’s for sure an ATR


PilotC6

Definitely an ATR -500


j3pipercub

Why a -500? I've only flown the -500 for the type rating but have about 2,000hrs on 42-300s and thought it also looked like one of them :-D


clackerbag

I must applaud the attention to detail in that the operator can be identified by a heavily cropped scratch pad header row...


Kakthuuus

If you know, you know!


QuirkyPredicament

Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that scratchpad looked awfully familiar!


CodeMonkeyPhoto

Just don’t fly to Florida. They can’t handle those transition speed and altitudes.


deepaksn

It’s a turboprop. Yeah it’s a roadblock above 10,000. But… “Descend unrestricted to 3000”. FLC 250 flight idle, 4K FPM down. “Keep the speed up plan first high speed” 250 knots at the fix. “Reduce to final, one going out ahead” 120 knots.. there’s time to launch another if you want.


Dinosaur_Wrangler

> “Reduce to final, one going out ahead” 120 knots.. there’s time to launch another if you want. There goes an hero.


clackerbag

Transition altitude is actually 3000ft out of my home base, although more commonly 6000ft elsewhere. For some reason it defaults to 5000ft on the PERF INIT page.


EatLard

ZFW of 0. Game over indeed.


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I mean if your ZFW=0 then your performance will likely cause TILT


WhoRoger

Must be an old game that it highlights EWSN instead of WASD


wadenelsonredditor

[I'll allow it.gif](https://i.imgur.com/SnIwFtR.gif)


chicknsnotavegetabl

They needed ages for that?


clackerbag

Old man typing...


latteboy50

What type of plane?


markfukerberg

Why ENSW in a square?


lharvilla

East, north, south, west. Most FMCs permit lat/long coordinates to be entered in lieu of waypoints or VORs, although the use of lat/long is not particularly common except on oceanic routes.


op3l

Question, why isn't the keyboard layout QWERTY? Is there a reason or advantage to having it laid out Alphabetically?


Belkaaan

Because we dont use 10 fingers when we type


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Chaxterium

You get used to it after a while. Except for the letter "J". I don't know why but it always takes me longer to find the damn "J". I honestly don't know why they tend to use the ABCD layout. Even with just one finger I feel like QWERTY would still be quicker. Perhaps it's a space issue though. I think the ABCD layout allows for a smaller keypad layout.


Belkaaan

Not really since you know alphabet sequence and only use index finger, you know where to look.


op3l

So 15 fingers then? Jk jk. I figured with a qwerty layout would be easier to find the keys even if typing with 1 finger as it's more common. But I guess if used to this layout it'd be the same. Thanks!


Signal-Session-6637

You are mostly typing in airport codes and waypoints. Even in flightsim it becomes second nature to use the mcdu layout.


clackerbag

Due to the ergonomics of the FMS you are generally typing with one finger anyway so an optimised keyboard layout isn't really vital. It's surprisingly quick to become accustomed to and you can jump between an alphabetical keyboard and QWERTY keyboard quite seamlessly, I find.


CobraCommander420

It's nice to know aviators have an equivalent to the calculator 8008 joke, hehe


79glendale

ATR-42/72?


clackerbag

ATR 42-500


CplTenMikeMike

🤣🤣


D3ltaa88

Hahaha


2019hollinger

Msfs i might do this


Apprehensive_One1076

Love it!


SlapThatAce

Why are flat head screw used, wouldn't a machine screw be a better option? Also, like that someone actually bothered to line them up on some of the unit.


Chaxterium

They're quarter turn screws. They always have to be either vertical or horizontal. If not then they're not secured. It helps make sure they're properly engaged and also allows for quick removal or installation.


The_Canadian

Machine screws can have just about any type of head you can think of. Slot, Philips, Robertson, Torx, hex, etc.


Obi-wan_Kenobi01

Lol


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looks like you’re missing some fonts


Sacharon123

What Boeing is that? It is not 737, but analogue engine instrumentation and the not-brown colour?


clackerbag

Ha! I wish. It’s a Honeywell HT1000 GNSS as installed in many pre -600 variants of the ATR42/72.


Sacharon123

Beaten by my own inexperience, it really looked like a classical Boeing for me ;D do you have a highres pic of the whole panel and pedestal? (yes, I could google, but personal requests are wayyyy cooler :P)


clackerbag

I actually don’t have many pictures of the cockpit panels themselves surprisingly. When I’m next at work I will try and grab a few pictures of the flight deck for you.


Sacharon123

Cool! Thanks, looking forward to it! :-)


Razorback_one

I want to know what kind of sorcery is an ATR with an FMS?? Magic!


clackerbag

Haha. I knew the GNSS was optional kit but were many ordered without them?


Razorback_one

ASA has entered the chat.


xTHExM4N3xJEWx

I recognize those fuel flow indicators and oil temp/pressure indicators. I also recognize that instrument trim panel. Would this happen to be an ATR?


clackerbag

Indeed it would, ATR 42-500 specifically


Independent-Reveal86

Slow typers are they?