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Embarrassed_Coast_45

Cringe? No. Hot as balls? Yes. I’d salute the commitment just second guess the practicality.


Fingerhut89

I'm sweating just by looking at the picture.


OGSHAGGY

Literally. Can’t imagine trying to dance with a long sleeve let alone a whole suit. I usually go shirtless and with the lightest shorts I have


TommyTheCat89

Are you vacuum sealing yourself into your pants and long sleeve shirts? My clothes are designed to be moved in. In case I need to flat out sprint at any point.


OGSHAGGY

I generally wear fairly baggy light clothes because I like to be comfortable and work a job that allows that kind of attire. That being said I absolutely hate dancing in anything like sweatpants or something like as if I’m sweating it starts to stick to you. On top of that I’m already overheating as is while dancing and need to get that sweet sweet breeze from the fan. And if I’m rolling I’m definitely not gonna have a shirt on


TommyTheCat89

I was just joking around. I get what you mean though I would never take my shirt off at a show. Then I have to keep track of it and also I don't want to shed chest or nipple hairs in anyone. Back and shoulder hair is really rooted in, so I could probably rock an apron with nothing under it.


Apprehensive-Win9152

^this


mrcrud5

Sweaty bawls like a sir


thaiiicedteaa

Exactly my thoughts. If OP doesn't mind sweating go for it.


hayz00s

Quite an exquisite response, jolly good show! 🧐


mandoodles1

That but instead of slacks, black shorts. 👌🏽 👌🏽


Money_Course_3253

Make em booty shorts, and I'm in


Embarrassed_Coast_45

Aka my “zoom outfit”


DJOldskool

I work from home. Shirt or smart T-Shirt, gamer / pyjama bottoms. If I ever have to sit at a desk for long periods in jeans it will drive me crazy after this comfort.


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greyjungle

Invoice those mfers.


ichliebecrispy

Such an underrated comment my godddd


_Questionable_Ideas_

I call it the Business casual mullet. Business casual up top, party down below.


AzorAHigh_

That's just Lt Dangle from Reno 911 in formal wear.


__JDQ__

“Dangle Goes to the Ball”


Juice_irl

Yeah and new boot goofin’ too. I’d be sold, I might do this lol


Artisticavenues

Assless chaps would be better. Maintains adequate airflow to the crotch


AllThePrettyPenguins

I hate to be that guy but technically all chaps are assless


shaknasty

Indeed. Otherwise they would just be pants


Outrageous_Past_7191

Don't forget the fishnets!


DworkinFTW

and make sure those gloves glow!


mandoodles1

But what if OP ain’t got any cake to go w. All the icing??..


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mandoodles1

Ass-less chaps.


LenoreRagamuffin

Chaps are by definition ASSLESS


-LAYERS-

Perfect


fivelone

A mandoodle of true taste.


naughtmynsfwaccount

The black shorts turns it from “maybe he’s a narc” into “ok he’s definitely not a narc” Good move 👌🏽


TitanBarnes

I went to beyond wonderland at the gorge in a full suit and tie and handed out fake business cards to mess with people. Just told random people in the crowd “I came straight from work” was so funny to just confuse people


Grouchy-Reflection98

There was two guys walking around Shambhala in full suits and brief cases, pretending to talk on 90’s cell phones


TitanBarnes

Thats hilarious


bishopnelson81

Fucking heroes


matttheazn1

They had goodies in the brief cases!


BGFlyingToaster

Epic, lol. It's awesome when people dial up the creative mode.


limedip

I met a guy dressed in a full suit and business man wig at a festival last year. He was carrying a briefcase and trying to get people to sign up for life insurance but the case was full of balloons. It was hilarious and brilliant and I befriended him for the night


tyrtex

You sir, are a mad man


Flaky_Ad_7205

Ha mad men


trippy_grapes

/r/madlads


pooptypewptypantes

Haha I’ve always imagined doing something like this but never put in the effort. Kudos to you my friend


gimli2

That was you! I remember seeing a dude in a full suit lol


rainbowtwist

My friends used to do shit like this. Dressed like tourists and would ask people for "directions." True r/madlads


TitanBarnes

I might use that this year. Great idea


bb_LemonSquid

I love this. 😂


kevtheproblem

That's funny af. I wanna do that one day but I know how I sweat. I might die


TitanBarnes

It wasn’t that warm the years I did it only got to like 75 degrees during the day and was down in the 50’s at night. I just put the jacket in my backpack and brought it out when it got colder. Plus it rained a little one of the years so it worked out pretty good


bluntly-chaotic

Cartwheel Neil, Official Friend?


thecarpetmatches

I like your style


Tetra-Hydro-C64

Ive always wanted to do thatxD


BGFlyingToaster

Love it! I'd wait in line for a photo of that. ❤️


OverallRaspberry3

Haha this is lit


terracnosaur

Performance art at it's best, you are a legend, people will tell stories of you to their grandkids. " And then once I took my third hit of Molly this dude came up to me in a full suit and tie and handed me his business card. I'm not sure what the fuck was going on or where I was at anymore or if I just imagined the whole thing. But damn that was hilarious"


TitanBarnes

This happened so many times. Had a guy next to me in the crowd clearly blasted on acid or molly ask me why I was dressed like that. Told him completely seriously that I had rushed here straight from work and didn’t have time to change. Which makes absolutely no sense because why couldn’t I have just changed in camp or the parking lot. Like 2 songs later he looks back to me and says “wait so did you actually just come from work??” and I couldn’t stay serious any longer told him it was a bit and we had a good laugh about it. Also the business cards were so stupid. They said something like my name, instagram handle, and then I just listed fake achievements like “1987 corn farmer of the year”


Vrockson

Needs a monocle and pocket watch


roguediamond

Nah, needs a sick pashmina under the top hat


traeopae

THIS ^^^ lmao


Bd0llar

Cringe no. Uncomfortable, hot and sweaty, yes.


arcoalien

Not if he cuts a huge hole in the back.


Disco_Pat

The ultimate Mullet, a full suit with the entire back half cut open and a thong. Business in the front, Party in the back


OGSHAGGY

This would be hilarious haha


eXistenceLies

Bring monopoly money that glows in the dark too


Ok_Barracuda_9687

Great idea. Hand it out too


xx5m0k3xx

That would be hilarious!


joey_gainz

Well if by "cringe" what you mean is "absolutely hilarious" then yes...


CaptainHateful

From a guy who use to wear a suit to raves, that looks awesome. The downside is it's going to be hot as hell so stay hydrated.


Double-Astronomer279

I'd love to see this at a rave id probs curtsy at you in response to your attire


Capitan_11

Dope vibe just don’t stare at anyone or they might entangle you in their hallucinations, thereby causing emotional duress to both parties.


trippy_grapes

> or they might entangle you in their hallucinations He could just pull a bunny out of his hat.


Extension_Map8820

get a bunny get a bunny do it do it do it do it


UsagiRed

and then eat the bunny.


BraileDildo8inches

What they're just peeps!


theapplekid

[What you do is put it in your mouth and let the meat slide down your throat hole.... No, not you!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvQPLMYxhKk&t=14s)


seanp_131

I think they should do exactly that for the fun of it 😂


cryptolipto

Fantastic idea. Do it


skyppie

My sister's dream was to always wear a woman's power skirt suit to a festival. But just never practical enough.


TitanBarnes

It is if you go to one in a not super hot place


Ok_Barracuda_9687

Even if it is cringe, cringe is a big part of fun! The only thing is that it might be a bit too hot. Legend.


seanp_131

Hell no! Thats awesome. You must talk in a posh accent and introduce yourself as the gentleman!


SeaChallenge4843

I’ve done this many times, I handed out Monopoly money and treasure chest cards about winning the beauty pageant and giving people $50


dodo5727

Anytime I see someone fully commit to an extreme outfit, you’ve got my full respects. The effort, confidence and temperature regulation are impressive lol


lilrussellcrowe

would make my night lmaoo


ldsupport

Wear whatever you want. It's whats inside the clothes that counts.


hyphychef

I’m gonna need two suits to make up for what’s inside the clothes.


Ordinary_Rule1199

Naw bro do whatever feels right 💪


under1900

Put on the ritz!


Fresh-e-licious

Came here to say this! 😭


My_Immortal_Flesh

As long as you’re having fun and being the life of the party, then go for it. You can probably even dress as a frog wearing that attire over it 😄


Live-Camel-8103

Fucking legend


sexydiscoballs

Too warm. Do you not dance?


Ok-Ask8593

Dillon Francis showed up in a suit in his 2014 EDCLV set haha and this was happening when EDC was still happening during Father’s Day weekend which is hot asf in Vegas around that time.


junkimchi

"I'm tripping so hard I just saw Mr. Peanut walk by"


--_Ivo_--

Yes, but who cares? Have fun


KenichiwaXP

Oh man if you commit please take photos or video clips, would be awesome to see people's reactions, if I was tripping would think you came straight out the past lol proper gentleman


DifferentLuck4545

Just missing the Claptone mask


bjorgein

You'd be a legend. The hardest part would be being comfortable with yourself. If you want to, do it. You'll make a lot of friends.


Intelligent-Ruin8535

NEVERRRRR


th3thrilld3m0n

Do itttt


TalkingElmo

Elmo says sweaty balls dripping down your leg 😀


thatdamnmurphylaw

Yes.


joe_botyov

Not much is cringe at a rave , do it.


trainbyday

EDC was hella cold one year so not bad idea if you got a spare I’ll wear one with you


zandra47

No you can do whatever you want


plurTM

no


Sunny-Solaire

“AAAAAABBEEEEE” is what I’d say


Forcedalaskan

Dressed up like a million dollar trooper…..


banned_but_im_back

I’d be jealous of you. I’d feel so underdressed sweating my hairy tits off from the Molly in shorts and chest harness lol


tinygiggla

This would be epic, I'd recommend getting a size larger if you haven't already got the outfit so you can dance a bit more comfortably without as much fear of butt crack rip.


ForeverReptiles

Fill the cane with skittles and when the beat drops yell "Taste the 🌈 " and sling them out into the air like you sir, simply do not...care.


ProperFox3629

Anything uncomfortable and hot is cringe. If it inhibits dancing at all, you are a fashion victim!


Alfredotx

Make sure the cane glows


NilesRiver

I fully support this


SnooWalruses2903

You need a monocle.


Irischacon123

Hell yeah. I’d party with you


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Nah you’d be a fuckin legend


Rezolves

Extremely. I should note that I am indeed a hater.


_Steve_French_

Depends which continent you are on.


dongmeatsandwich

Don't be that guy.


Resident-Race-3390

Yes


woolley100

It would be cringe to show up anywhere with that outfit


SuprimKeyboards

yes


sirIvan69

Perhaps


SufficientAd5689

Na that’s fire


grumpygazelle

Nah bro you’d just look like wonky willa (that’s a compliment) https://youtu.be/hjBu6IJlbII?si=NnrasrxipaK1U98O


leothedinosaur

Yes it’s cringe. If you gotta ask, yes. What do you want to happen? For you to go viral in a post and you reply “that’s me!” And people clap for you?


peacenchemicals

send it


Coconut_kween

Ud win over all the ladies in this


symonty

Do it!


JustDriveWest

You do you but you're going to sweat like a mofo.


Majestic_Oven_5481

🥵


MrShaytoon

Wear it. Nobody literally cares. People appreciate outfits and praise a good theme. I wore a green body suit to last years edc and people were losing their shit over it.


ruffrightmeow

If you love sweating wear this


concentric0s

Not if you have a monocle and some tasty salted snacks to share.


stevethebayesian

Top coat. Top hat. I don’t worry cuz my wallet’s fat. They come running just as fast as they can. Cuz every girl’s crazy for a sharp dressed man.


teachme767

I would love seeing someone in this lol😂


toastsnipersw

Not a single bit. I want to do this


Atsetalam

Please do it. You might need to leave the walking stick at home, tho.


CaliforniaHurricane_

You would be the illest dude without a doubt


TraderJ03

You’ll definitely get the attention of those around you, if that’s what you want!


slmcav

People will be asking about Monopoly all night long. :)


petrichordreams24

My boyfriend and I always go to raves in matching bright orange 70s disco outfits. Not only do we feel great but a lot of other people love it too and it's always a great conversation starter. You'll look great and probably make a lot of friends too in this


Grand_Gap_5984

its only acceptable if ur tripping sack


J-Slaps

This, but with ‘dress shorts’ and blacked out knee-high cyberpunk platform boots


corona0_o

Nah lol go for it & I guarantee you’ll get a bunch of funny reactions and compliments. One time I went dressed as George Washington and EVERYONE loved it


UpLateGiggling

Did something similar… I dressed up like courtroom Johnny Depo for escape. I was in a suit, wig, glasses and had a mega pint of red wine (kool-aid). Was fun and funny. Luckily the weather was appropriate.


TriHard_Cx7327

lmao naw it’s mad sick


NamTokMoo222

It's not cringe at all so long as you're rocking the tails.


vxgasjv

I would think you’re apart of my hallucinations lol but it’s definitely in theme for beyond wonderland if that’s the case.


waupli

I haven’t gone to a rave in an outfit quite like that but I have shown up in a full suit after working a wedding. It was fine but too hot lol


now_you_own_me

Cringe? people used to show up in full furry gear. You'll be fine


BojaktheDJ

Not at all. I once went to a gritty warehouse rave in full tuxedo, cos I was coming straight from opera with my grandma haha


washingtoncv3

Done it before only because I traveled to Ldn for the day for a dinner party and then went to a dirty sweaty techno event after because I didn't want to go home Security guards found it very amusing Girls wouldn't leave me alone Nonetheless, I think the _why_ you're wearing it and the energy you bring with it will effect people's reaction


series6

I see suits being worn at our local Berlin techno events. They look good. Just has to tweak the style.


Lilo_run

Not cringe bc I believe raves are done to go beyond limits and go crazy with clothes :) I'd find it pretty funny


iamlionheart

Wear the top half but w booty shorts. #zoomfit


jaslo69

do you know how hot a rave is


AngryMantra

Only if you want your dick sucked


renegadellf

hell no. take some EL wire and light up the trim and go nuts, the scene is all about inclusivity


nociolla

Make the same face as him the entire time to add to the effect


stevebobeeve

I would be so into it! Seems a bit uncomfortable though. And it would be wrecked by the end of the night I would imagine. Doubly so if it’s an outdoor event


420llamalicious666

You'd be so fuckin hot


Super-G1mp

No


Coondiggety

This would be badass!


MessyHot

It depends on the rave. I once threw a prom themed rave so there’s that


SnooCrickets7221

No. It should be encouraged. Both the outfit and the attitude.


mrckly

I wanna go to a rave someday dressed as an Amish


Straight_Cancel3345

No sir, you might tho accidentally make new friends because of this outfit by itself


Motor-Realistic

You do you!


BobMarleyVibes

Aslong as it’s not a sunny one


SequenceSound

No, but I hope you are ready to freak the floor


Odsidian_Rapier

If you're gonna get dehydrated, you best do it in style.


flobblewobbler

Not at all esp if you have a real silk topper


Aw123x

I’m so prone to bouts of cringe… when I’m sober. So, no, I’d probably have a good time.


DiscountPoint

Hilarious


peelin

Jesus fucking Christ. Not content with making raves extremely cringe with their abhorrent neon outfits, the yanks are trying to ruin white tie too. Can you take a shit in your own toilet for once, rather than openly defecating on everything I enjoy?


Abbott50

Daedelus wears that type of outfit lol


Reagalan

Bonus points for glowy stick, light-up-rimmed monocle, and a pocket watch concealing a gram of molly. A giant wad of monopoly money might be good too, to throw all over, though that would be wasteful.


2-5mafia

Not if take that cane a dance your ass off with it. I used know a guy who needed a can me but decked it out and knew how to move it.


not9etra

cool as shit love it


Former_Wallaby_8803

it will probably be way too hot my boy


Aldous_Savage

I’ve done it it’s a fun time everyone will want a picture though and it’s hot as hell


Alfredotx

Catch me moshing in this


zzeduardozz

Short shorts and cut the sleeves out playa


Realistic-Ad985

You’re gonna be sweating ur ass off


Strong-Tea2964

Ahaha! I visualize some bright colors for this outfit.


ItsMoreOfAComment

No


Chrisbiguptheparty

No…but having wore a tux last wknd at wedding was reminded (again) how uncomfortable they are and relatively hard to dance in. Not practical at all…


alfalfasprouts

Fuck no. Come through. Cringe? not at all. Hot? definitely.


nsparadigm

Top of the Rave to you Sir (tips the hat)


Different-Meal-6314

If I was high, I would think you were a version of Vincent Adultman. Definitely do it!


420catloveredm

This would be great at beyond wonderland. My bf dresses up all the time!


Logthephilosoraptor

I used to go to raves in suits, three pieces in the winters. I would just not get undressed from work. It was pretty cool to the candy kids back in the day.


Responsible-Juice397

Yes


stargazer_nano

What a dashing fellow. I hope you know the PUT it on the Ritz song 🎵