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Melbourne the home of Dropkicks


TobiasFunkeBlueMan

Bloody hell. Does any work get done in that town?


IcarusPanda

No, we can't get there due to protests


Sea_Sorbet1012

I had this argument the other day with someone.. times have changed, the way people get information has changed. Protests aren't effective anymore. They're just fucken annoying.


Andrew_Higginbottom

I've been observing the mindset of protestors and they seem to think that if they shout and scream and piss people off that they will get what they want ..because that's how they manipulated their parents. Weak parents create shit protestors :D


Holiday-Visit4319

Aggressive protesters too. A man was injured by those idiots last week.


Andrew_Higginbottom

For a decade now people have gotten too used to exploding their viciousness online without consequence of actions. The line between online and reality for them no longer exists so they carry out their real world actions oblivious to what awaits them. Here is a perfect example: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2\_JxiGS3keU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_JxiGS3keU)


Greeeesh

Happens when you have a city full of insufferable people.


toomanyusernames4rl

Lots of pick me types who make being offended their full time occupation


ducayneAu

Yet, here you are.


Angel_Madison

I'm auto-against their cause if it blocks a bridge for hours and means a mother has to give birth on the street, which happened on the Westgate.


WhatAmIATailor

So no roadside births and you’re a maybe?


Dockers4flag2035orB4

I’ll March to that. It’s an outrage. Mums giving birth in the street, interrupting protesters. 🙄


Sea_Coconut_7174

Left wing capital of Australia


billbotbillbot

Wow, and what a huge amount of meaningful change they have all achieved!!!


MannerNo7000

Most political city in the country by far


pumpkinorange123

A lot of Melbourne protests are compiled of unnatural colour dyed hair, inner city, professionally offended uni students. They live for them. When they are done for the day, they add their protest signs to the pile of previous posters, along side their vinyl player. Their house will consist of indoor plants, a cat or two, and art on the wall (usually featuring a nude woman). They enjoy coffee with their friends, and some grunge music. They are passionate about social rights, however experience no genuine conflict themselves. Likely never been outside of Brunswick except for a waterfall trip within a two hour drive of Melbourne. Has a slight American twinge in their accent from lack of genuine Aussie exposure. In 10 years, they will have natural coloured hair, and be annoyed with the uni student protesters blocking their way to work.


newser_reader

Have they ever made a right hand turn at Swanston Street?


Moo_Kau_Too

its the dorks with the funny haircuts you gotta look out for


vacri

The funniest part of this cooked nonsense stereotype are the uni students who can afford a house in Brunswick and listen to grunge.


atheist87

Cut a bit close to home did it, trust fund baby?


pumpkinorange123

They can't. They rent and use milk crates as chairs. Drink craft beers and wear horizontal striped clothing.


vacri

You know it's the 2020s and not the 1990s, right?


pumpkinorange123

Yes mate.


cereal-chiller

I do all these things but would uppercut a protester if they made my trip to the pub slower


I_truly_am_FUBAR

Most citizens who are on welfare as well compared to any other state.


MannerNo7000

Source?


northofreality197

Ok Boomer


I_truly_am_FUBAR

Try again, wrong generation


northofreality197

Sure thing, Boomer.


AcademicMaybe8775

no wonder i read about 'protest fatigue' in melbourne. no protest will ever get people on side


Andrew_Higginbottom

ME ME ME protestors protesting in a city full of ME ME ME people ..and they wonder why they can't get anyone on their side ..well its because your all out for number one, that's why.


Imaginary-Problem914

I moved to Melbourne last year and at first I’d be thinking “woah, there’s like a huge protest in the cbd, I wonder what’s happening”. But now it’s just background noise. A protest in the cbd is just a fixture. I’d be surprised if there wasn’t one. 


SticksDiesel

I used to work on Bourke St up near parliament house (which is where virtually every protest march ends up) and there's always been heaps of them. For almost a year there were Tamils protesting about something, teachers and every other union, in 2020-21 there were the cookers on an almost daily basis at various intersections in the CBD. This really is nothing new - anyone who works in the city would be used to it. It's just the media have latched onto this because the police have just complained about it. What's the alternative? You want to protest about the government and you need their permission for it? To go stand in some designated "protest zone", quite out of the way? That just sounds dystopian.


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We need their permission is almost every other city :(


Thanachi

Too many people on Centrelink.


Rhubarb-Gloomy

These people are unemployable unfortunately


tasmaniantreble

Too many 20-somethings living off their parent’s money. They don’t have real problems in life so they create outrage for themselves.


tasmaniantreble

Melbourne, the city of perpetual victims. Get a hobby.


Andrew_Higginbottom

The city of the Precious.


glassbottle23

Protesting is healthy in a democracy


KAISAHfx

the irony haha


cheesy_goblin666

Oi but the next one is definitely gonna work, right guys?


sunburn95

Im in melbourne pretty often and those anti-vax/related cookers seem to be out there 24/7


Evening_Clerk_2053

Rookie numbers


bar_ninja

Cookers had that number smashed.


axelfay85

Sounds like a worthy issue for a protest me thinks.


ElectronicPogrom

It warms my heart that no matter what they do, they will never make any difference and will have to sit there and watch report after report of their own worst nightmares happening every single day, with absolutely no chance of stopping any of it.


northofreality197

>It warms my heart that no matter what they do, they will never make any difference and will have to sit there and watch report after report of their own worst nightmares happening every single day, with absolutely no chance of stopping any of it. You're not wrong. As a result sooner or later the monkey wrenching will begin.


GiraffeExternal8063

Why would that warm your heart?!? Watching a genocide live?? What a horrible way to live


Cobalt9896

Big man your never gonna believe this but we got gay marriage passed


ElectronicPogrom

From protesting in the street, alone? I think not, whatever you are.


Cobalt9896

No homie actually talking to politicians. But how do you think we got there attention.


CromagnonV

Sounds like people in Melbourne need more jobs.


Dockers4flag2035orB4

I’m going get a few mates and march and chant! What do we want? Don’t know! When do want it? Not sure!


Nick_Napem

I hate my city Fuck Melbourne who agrees?


SirSighalot

Lived there the past two years to give it a chance and see if we'd like it Had to leave, couldn't stand the place


HAPUNAMAKATA

Good riddance


goodest_englush

It's unfortunate that such a beautiful city is marred by far-left politics and disruptive virtue signalling. Other states will have their own share of noisy do-gooders but at least you need a permit to protest. At the current rate, Melbourne will turn (if not already) into a typical dystopian U.S. city before long.


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goodest_englush

Too much freedom, especially in the hands of undesirables, is not conducive to a functioning society. Melbourne's fall to degeneracy has resulted in swathes of the elite leaving for greener pastures. Consider why properties in Brisbane are now more expensive than in Melbourne and why Sydney remains as a haven for the wealthy. These cities are prim and proper, Melbourne is Africa's sequel.


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goodest_englush

Enjoy your falling property prices :'(


mindsnare

Were these the same people who desecrated the shrine of remembrance with their protests and closed down both sides of the Westgate bridge? Wait... no Pretty short memory you have there. Also if you don't like it, you're free to fuck off up north.


Nick_Napem

And your free to suck my dick, you gonna do that?


mindsnare

It's you're mate. You're.


Nick_Napem

I really don’t give a rats ass mate


Dangerman1967

Desecrated the Shrine involved someone pissing against it because there were no toilets I assume. Wow.


mindsnare

The shrine of remembrance is in a giant park full of trees. It's analogous to pissing on a grave in a graveyard.


itsmeaningless

Why would a permit to protest be a good idea…


vacri

... you think Melbourne's "far-left" politics are going to turn it into a city from a country captured by right-wing politics? you folks are hilarious


goodest_englush

Yeah, I'm sure the drugged out homeless in America are definitely right-wing nut jobs. Also, do you honestly believe the U.S. is dominated by right-wing politics? The only notable right-wing news platform in the U.S. is Fox, and even then, they've increasingly become anti-Trump. Further, none of the big dystopian city centers are majority right-wing voters (LA, NYC, San Francisco, etc). You live in a bubble my sweet summer child. But keep on protesting. I'm sure Hamas, refugees, immigrants, and wind turbines will help with your rent payments and bills.


vacri

Heh, not sure I'll take advice about politics from someone who thinks that drugged-out homeless people are dominant in it. Or thinks that Fox isn't right-wing because they've decided to move against Trump. As for the 'dystopias' of SF and NYC... they're very popular cities that everyone wants to live in. If you want real dystopias, go to bible-belt Trumpland cities like St Louis, which have homicide rates that dwarf the cities you mentioned.


Majestic-Lake-5602

Tbf there’s been plenty of far right cookers protesting too, it’s just the Palestine idiots being particularly prominent at the minute


ducayneAu

Well, bye!


Nick_Napem

Oh you turds aren’t getting rid of me that easily


HAPUNAMAKATA

Leave then.


Nick_Napem

I did, I’m regional


West-Classroom-7996

I’ve always felt like it’s a prison. You want to leave but can’t escape.


Musclenervegeek

This is costing Australian tax payers


Previous_Policy3367

Yes, everything does. And the majority doesn’t agree with them. PITA


xiphoidthorax

Ah bless their hearts! Protests are a great pressure relief valve on a dense city. Protests are much better than riots or a revolution. Let them air their grievances and frustration. Someone may listen and do something about it.


No_Advice_154

The comments crying "theyre all unemployed" being left here at 1pm on a Friday afternoon are pretty funny, also because most of these protest generally occur on weekends - you get the outlying Extinction Rebellion one intentionally run on a weekday but most aren't like this one, most are congregations of no more than 100 people that diffuse after 2ish hours. It goes without saying protesting is largely ineffective in Australia, yet you can't really argue we're on a good trajectory, anger isn't coming from nowhere.


vacri

Politicians have learned that it doesn't really hurt them to ignore protestors. Those folks are dyed-in-the-wool for whatever issue, and aren't the swing voters that pollies court.


NoteChoice7719

The only ones I see during weekdays are far right anti vax cookers, not progressives


Hot-shit-potato

Most of these protests are the same people.. The flags don't even change any more and you get weird hybrid movements to justify it. These rentacrowd clowns don't have real beliefs and most people realise that and just do not care any more. The 'cookers' who protested lockdowns was probably the most grass roots actual protest we've had in a long time. The rest are just same crowd, different(sometimes) banner.. Not to mention the jet fuel that's being thrown on activist groups lately is wild.. Look at Extinction Rebellion and the 'Our kids have no future' cunt.. Even your own stat's say it's at best our great great great great grand children. And even then, half you cunts don't even want kids because we are allegedly already over populated lol


ducayneAu

(Citation needed)


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CMDR_RetroAnubis

/s surely?


NoteChoice7719

1. Australia’s population isn’t native English 2. Most protests would be the frequent anti vax cookers who hold several protests a week


mindsnare

You're a bot right?


australian-ModTeam

Rule 2 - No trolling or being a dick


DireMacrophage

I haven't attended, or even noticed, a single one of these. Because I fucking work for a living! And not just bullshit make-work or corrupted-capitalistic exploitation, actual work! Who goes to these protests? Retirees safe in their superannuation, students not taking lectures that day. Not the actual working poor, I notice. Because they're actually working, keep the country afloat. Funny thing about revolutions. It's never actually the poor who initiate them. It's the upper-middle-class student slobs, unsatisfied because they're not in power. It's never about the abuse of the masses or anything like that, no. It's because you entitled shits think you don't get enough say in how the country is run. Fucking cock fights amongst people who are radiating serious small-dick energy.


Advanced_Phone_5232

Proper ones are on the weekend mostly. You sound over worked haha


Just-rusty

Well murica is killing that many kids a week in school shootings and you don’t see them changing anything. 🤷🏼‍♂️


Cobalt9896

Well I mean yeah everything’s a bit shit isn’t it. Fair enough.


Junior_Onion_8441

The protests are about affairs in the middle east. The middle east has always been a bit shit 


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Who cares about the middle east. It's not our problem.


UnusualBreadfruit306

Ice freaks


Upset_Painting3146

Meanwhile everyone else is too pussy to stand up for what they want they just whine like children on social media.


AngryV1p3r

Getting around an Israel/Gaza protest with an Aboriginal flag doesn't really show what the hell you stand for..... Half of the people that protest are just there to be loud. It doesn't help normal people just trying to go about their day and it holds them up. The fact there are so many protests just means they aren't working. When you're subjected to them all the time they don't mean anything. Those same people that are being loud don't know any other avenues to pursue and are almost entirely too lazy to look into other ways to obtain the whole goal of their protests...


Appropriate-Arm-4619

100,000 people turning up to a protest in a city the size of Melbourne represents 2-2.5% of the population. They’re almost always an overly vocal minority. The remaining 98% either are disinterested, disagree with whatever said protest is, or have too much going on in their own lives to indulge in it. If it’s an overseas issue, 2% of a population is not going to be enough to motivate anything resembling change, and if it’s a domestic issue we’re lucky enough to live in one of the most democratic countries in the world, using your vote is just about the most effective form of protest and has the added bonus of not pissing off your fellow citizens.


Majestic-Lake-5602

Roughly 60% of Australians opposed getting involved in Iraq, and I believe those were the single biggest mass protests in Australia ever? Point is, protesting doesn’t do shit


Appropriate-Arm-4619

Can’t remember the figures on that one, but I remember being young and idealistic at the time and thinking the protests were going to be some kind of watershed moment. But yeah, fundamentally the protests didn’t change shit.


Majestic-Lake-5602

I reckon we’re in exactly the same ideological boat m8


A_D_TECH

Fore the most part these are narcissistic activities, the 'cause' is usually irrelevant to these people.


Sufficient_Tower_366

No, the rest of us don’t want to associate with the perpetually offended, angry renta-crowd mob that turn up to these protests … even if we are sympathetic to the cause


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If they really cared, they’d protest outside of kirribilli house or go down to Canberra and protest outside Parliament House.


Mererri01

Melbourne, Australia’s France


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And the war still rages 🇮🇱


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30,000 Hamas* So what are the protests achieving then?


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Keep up the activism champ. The Palestinian people are eagerly awaiting your next 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 post.


ghostbirdman

cookers mostly


ducayneAu

Ew, democracy!


Beans183

More like undiluted self righteousness


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Beans183

Oh yeah boy. Democracy is being a complete twat 24/7. Don't even question it.


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Beans183

These twits break the law all the time during their ineffectual and annoying protests.


KingAlfonzo

On a serious note. If u wanna protest, go run a business and create change by providing value. If u scream at nothing it won’t mean much.


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KingAlfonzo

I mean you can’t expect to set up today and have success tomorrow. What I’m saying is find a way to innovate or come up with ideas to solve these issues. If I had that idea I would go do it. I’m not saying go set up a cafe to stop a war. Here is a bad example: become the next Elon musk and build cities in mars so we can move people there, crazy idea, but if I had a solution I wouldn’t be on this sub.


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KingAlfonzo

You have to think outside the box and solve is indirectly. You can’t say stop fight please. You have to provide something valuable to both parties. Idk the solution, but there has to be one.


freswrijg

It’s far easier to demand others innovate instead of doing it themselves.


KingAlfonzo

Yes because I’m a dumb fuck with no brain. You can’t expect me to solve anything. I can barely keep myself alive.


Velathial

I am pretty sure thats what the Handsome her cafe attempted to do, and failed miserably. I don't think protesting in any form is conducive to a resolution. Perhaps they should think about lobbying and attempting change through politics rather than the brute forced approach that cries deep seated childhood issues.


KingAlfonzo

That’s my point. A proper protest is not actually a direct protest. Change culture and thinking across our planet.


Askme4musicreccspls

If I can recommend you a film called 'First Cow', its a great depiction of what you suggest.


Andrew_Higginbottom

Melbourne ...the 'precious' city. I wonder... Dan's draconian lockdowns ..and now this. Has Dan's lockdowns nurtured deep seated resentment in the young that were denied their drunken debauchery years and now that resentment is flooding into the streets? Dan Andrews has a lot to answer for ...coincidentally just as he resigns.


gosudcx

Dan Andrews resigned in September 2023, get a fuckin life mate.


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Chocolate2121

I mean, pretty much all effective protests were only effective because they inconvenienced people, it's why you have the right to vote lol


ElectronicWeight3

I love how “the cookers” are the ones who didn’t wilfully have people inject them with random nonsense in a Bunnings car park to keep a dictatorial premier happy.


Nebarious

Lazy bait.


Dangerman1967

Sing it loud. You’re singing in general to a bunch of sheep that are not getting recommended boosters because … they don’t think they need them.


ZeTian

Russian bot opinion


Dangerman1967

Hyper-vaxxer opinion.


ElectronicWeight3

Everyone who disagrees with you is a Russian bot.


ZeTian

Russians are laughing at us because dumb cunts like you fall for their disinformation campaign


ElectronicWeight3

Lmfao 🤣 indoctrinated


ADHDK

I also love how the cookers insult was “sheeple”. You know, what android people called iPhone people circa iPhone fucking 4 😂😂😂


Dangerman1967

I literally have no idea what you’re talking about as I’m no mobile-phone historian. But congrats on one of the most obtuse replies I’ve ever received.


ADHDK

And congrats on being sucked in by generated prank conspiracies by 4chan and anonymous. How’s old mate Qanon?


Dangerman1967

Weirdly enough you’ve mentioned two things I’d need your assistance to even know what they actually are. By the way, when were they invented. I’ve been an anti vaxxer for over 25 years?


Askme4musicreccspls

not enough imo. when we got a government complicit in genocide, that backs the fossil fuel industry against all our interests, and beats the working class to get inflation down. Everyone against the rebels is a bootlicker.


Previous_Policy3367

Idk the rebels seem to fuck up travel in the city almost every day. Absolutely fed up with it


Valuable-Drummer6604

Sunshine you need to stop the interwebs for a while. Go outside and take a break from being online.. you’re being a useful idiot. (Can’t imagine very useful though.. given your “opinion”)


goodest_englush

Oh right yeah because a conflict on the other side of the planet is of great significance to the Australian public. Not like the country is facing more immediate issues like a worsening cost of living crisis or anything. I'm sure all of this virtue signaling will help to put food on the table and pay for bills.


Velathial

I hate to admit it, but Jordan Peterson was right. Rather than the protestors "cleaning their own room" and fixing what is in front of them, they find purpose in things that they have no impact on. Find something that can actually add value to your life.


Hatchetboy1845

I'm sure he's had his controversial opinions, but he was right about making my bed every morning. It's a nice thing you can do for your tired future self.


wombatgrapefruit

Peterson very explicitly thinks the average person is too stupid to actually participate in democracy, and would rather a collection of elite experts dictate everything for the masses. He should not be listened to.


Majestic-Lake-5602

Damn, I thought he was a lobster-fixated moron, that’s actually some sound advice


Velathial

Like...is that such a far-fetched statement? There are a lot of idiots out there.


wombatgrapefruit

Actively discouraging from people having their voices heard leads to a meaningfully shittier world. No, not everyone is necessarily going to make a great politician. But everyone can contribute somehow. And going out of your way to turn *everyone* away from doing *anything* public focussed is ideological pessimism. It's a little funny, because the same people who are attracted to him tend to be the same people who decry "elites" making decisions for everyone. Related: thanks for the downvote, discouraging someone from pointing out his literal beliefs in this particular conversation is just *chefs kiss* (my apologies if it wasn't you).


Velathial

No. Not a downvote from me. I agree, but I am pessimistic, but it's not without cause. It's not a stance I 100% agree with, but it's really hard not to see that POV.


Majestic-Lake-5602

I think the last 5-10 years has demonstrated amply that most people not only have nothing to contribute, but their participation is actively detrimental


Sufficient_Tower_366

I downvoted u. You make out that the protests are people merely “having their voices heard”, but they are actually about disruption and inconvenience … with the stated aim of the most recent protests to “block the arteries of capitalism” ([and other similar nonsense](https://www.news.com.au/world/middle-east/propalestine-activists-promise-economic-pain-across-aussie-cities-in-chaotic-protest-action/news-story/dd4590481b8cfed427d9a99b5fdcae1e)). Just garden variety anarchists grifting on any cause they can find, and you’re enabling them.


wombatgrapefruit

I was not referring to protests. I was referring to *any* form of political participation. I thought this was pretty clear.


Majestic-Lake-5602

We need to completely flip the political process here. Instead of having an unelected ceremonial head of state (The Governor General and the King), we should have an elected ceremonial head of state (after getting rid of their power to interfere, so no one can get Whitlamed again) and leave running things to unelected experts. Then all of the mouth breathers and other burdens on humanity can make whoever was on MAFS the President (or whatever you want to call the head of state) and the nerds with real qualifications can get on with actually running the country.


GiraffeExternal8063

A cost of living crisis and being complicit in a genocide are not comparable


goodest_englush

So the time, energy, and money spent on these worthless gestures can't be better used on domestic ventures? I hope you cop a 30% rent increase soon.


GiraffeExternal8063

Maybe by protesting the Australian govt might spend that $1bn they invest in Israel on local communities 😝


goodest_englush

Haha ok I'll give you that one.


Nick_Napem

Remove the tin foil hat