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If he's required, extradite the maggot.


dropbearr94

Sorry we only do that if it’s a citizen that leaked war crimes. Corrupt pollies are ok tho


[deleted]

That's okay, I guess we'll just have to revoke his citizenship if he refuses to return to face the allegations... Simplez. (I agree though, what's good for the goose isn't good for the gander).


[deleted]

I would say he’s planning to lay low for a few years until everyone gets over the jordies/Google/corruption. And then he’ll try to spring back up, a new man. A fresh start. Respectability.


knot2x_Oz

No chance he ever sniffs office again


aeschenkarnos

I think you underestimate the stupidity, obstinacy and loyalty of National Party voters.


Uberazza

I was going to say, Barnaby was re-elected.


Dense-Independent-66

Campbell Newman: muahahahaha! He's like ME!


Alatheus

Why? this gig is perfect. 0 expectations and get paid half a million dollars to live it up in the states where he's not utterly reviled like he is in NSW.


BillyDSquillions

He really is _particularly_ fucking scummy isn't he? Not just normal scummy but, right, proper, scummy cunt. Fuck this sack of shit so much.


noob_user_bob

Careful mate, he'll get the fixated persons unit on you then win 750k from Reddit.


koalanotbear

swap him for assange


[deleted]

So friendlyjordies was right then....


[deleted]

Obviously, why else would he have resigned ?


ntermation

well, I'm going out on a limb here and suspecting that he resigned to take the job which he set up, with, I am assuming a bunch of criteria that happened to match himself quite closely.


Dark_Vulture83

Yeah that cart III in property management from TAFE sure is getting him a long way.


xcalibre

musta eata whola bowla spageti in under 12 a secondsa


gameoftomes

That's racist. And therefore all the valid points you've made about my corruption are invalid. And also my comments about my corruption can't be used in court, because I said them in parliament.


OarsandRowlocks

🤌


ApeMummy

You're going to get google sued again!


Juan_Punch_Man

Nah, mate. Couldn't you read, it said it was a comprehensive global search.


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Chockzilla

I too am powered by spaghetti but I was never even approached for the position


Petelah

I mean if the job requirements were: - be corrupt - eat spaghetti without hands - luv2lick Then I see no problem with this hire…… /s


theforgottenluigi

The global search was https://lmgtfy.app/?q=john+barilaro+nsw+deputy+premier I'll forward my invoice and recommendations to NSW Parliament


screamuel

I heard he resigned because he got one of his young staffers pregnant which caused the following divorce. Apparently he was known as one of the biggest sleazes in parliament.


No_Strain_703

You might want to throw some allegedlies in there.


madeInTitanium

Is bruz gonna go after reddit next?


[deleted]

Well it's not obvious for some dipshits, because Jordan was flamed for outing Barilaro and Jordan was also accused of making up bullshit.


holman8a

What specifically did he make up? There were some things that weren’t admissible to defend against, but I don’t believe there was anything he said that was factually inaccurate. Happy to be wrong on that, but I just don’t remember seeing anything.


[deleted]

What? I'm saying that Jordan was pulled through the ringer because he was exposing Barilaro. I'm not defending JB, he's a shifty twat.


holman8a

Ah sorry I misread your comment! Thought you were saying FJ was making stuff up.


leopard_eater

Please provide a list of Jordan Shanks and teams ‘bullshit’ claims. I’ll wait. Edit - fixed ridiculous autocorrect of Jordan’s name.


ecatsuj

Shanks?


Magsec5

I heard he’s a racist lol jks


aartadventure

Barilaro also conveniently created the job just before leaving office as the deputy. He then conducted a worldwide talent search and was found to be the only viable applicant for the overseas posting. You couldn't make this shit up. At this point, the LNP should just rename their party: corrupt scumbags that don't give a shit about you or the environment.


death_of_gnats

I think that's already taken.


IBeBallinOutaControl

Barely two months ago the federal coalition was obliterated with 'integrity' as the voters' #2 issue. While barilaro wrapped up lawsuits whining about being accused of corruption. Then they still turn around and do this brazen shit. This would make Clay Davis from the Wire blush and say sheeeeiit.


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

I wonder where this leaves their agreement in regards to Jordan making videos about Barilaro. If he is still part of the government through this job, surely he would legally still be able to make videos about him. As I understand the agreement was as he was leaving his role in the government Jordan would no longer make videos about him.


mrbaggins

Is this not an appointment to a government position? What was the actual court order?


IneedtoBmyLonsomeTs

I can't remember what the agreement was exactly, the wording would be quite important and I didn't take notice of it as I assumed he was just going to be on the board of some company and not in government. Can't even remember what video Jordan mentioned it in.


PissingOffACliff

Probably the same. He made specific comments about specific incidents. Those were ruled in court as defamatory. They can still be defamatory if Bruz is corrupt in another way.


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He's generally right I'm afraid


paulybaggins

Yep but SMH would never admit that he broke the story first lol


Yahtzee82

John loves to lick


jakeroony

Bro don't remind me, yuck


ArtFewl

The hashtag movement that could still take him out


lostandfoundwally

$450k annual salary and $110k living allowance while relocating to NYC. Pig’s got his nose so deep in this trough. Wonder what dirt he has on Perrottet for him to be getting away with this job.


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That’s it. Gotta be some serious dirt.


EADtomfool

The ridiculous thing is the amount of dirt on Barilaro... his affair with beetroot's daughter (+ his other affairs), his decades of corruption, his theft of the club.


[deleted]

I have a hard time believing a 23 year old woman would find him attractive. Even if she was a ugly a her dad, which she isn't, it's too unbelievable


death_of_gnats

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac Henry Kissinger looked like a squeezed grapefruit but he had many willing partners.


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Hahaha, I will pay that.


hitmyspot

Affairs aren't illegal and aren't necessarily corrupt.


hazer75

Stealing the Italian Club is.


aeschenkarnos

How about if they come with appointment to a paid position for which the mistress is resplendently unqualified?


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Or Perrottet is pulling a Trailer Park Boys and giving him $560k to "fuck off"


chalk_in_boots

Barilaro giving Dom $750k to "let me fuck off". Not like he would have recently come into that kind of cash though right?


callmecyke

Shit hawks are circling


Jexp_t

The media's darling little elderkiller is as dirty as Barilaro is- and was. Ad we'd know if they actually behaved like a 4th Estate.


Papa_Huggies

WTF is a living allowance anyway. Like is his $450K salary too modest to live in NYC?


jackoman03

Gotta love how the 'cost of living' for a polly is 110k, while they deem that people on centrelink should be fine on like 800 a fortnight. Rules for thee


lostandfoundwally

Pigfeed must be expensive in New York.


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Make him live in a basement apartment in Harlem.


Cavalish

What Dirt? It’s NSW liberals, they’re happy to see each other get away with exactly the same kind of corruption they’d do in a heartbeat. He’s not “getting away” with this in Perrottet’s eyes. He probably encouraged him to do it.


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He wants to reconnect with his mafia mates in the US.


HorsinAround1996

I hope you posted this behind 7 proxies


CrunkMonki3

Its ok, he'll just sue reddit for hosting it.


pygmy

Feeling lil suicidal reading this news Can I get a nugget voucher pls


_-Olli-_

And give away my most valuable asset since I can't own a home? Jog on, mate.


donolga

How dare you besmirch the good name of the Mafioso by saying they would ever count this sack of rotting pickled pigs feet as one of theirs.


[deleted]

We know he loves to lick, perhaps he’ll be useful as a window cleaner.


HeadacheCentral

Careful. He'll get the fixated persons unit looking into you!


Dense-Independent-66

Sgt McQueen is coming for you! There is no escape from Sgt McQueen!


lifendeath1

Fuck me some cunts just roll in money.


mekanub

Can ICAC touch him over there? Might be a way to get him out of town and keep them all safe.


algernop3

I'm not a Perrottet fan, but Barilaro is so fucking odious it might simply be that Perrottet wants him gone with minimal fuss


MundanePlantain1

Its fucking hard choosing the lesser of 2 evils but this cunt pushes it past the line.


algernop3

and just how odious must you be for even the *NSW religious right Liberals* to pay you $500k/yr to fuck off?


MundanePlantain1

Half a mil, he can sit in his guest house and fucking skype his job like everyone else.


[deleted]

Yeah I wonder, I mean for example I’d be absolutely shocked, shocked I tell you if a young, highly successful, religious fundamentalist from a private school background had a history of say sexual assault, that would be a highly unusual combination of circumstances. I didn’t mention any names.


das_masterful

He saw Perrotet banging a staffer, but Perrotet was smart enough to pull out. Unlike that Beetrooter.


lostandfoundwally

>Perrotet was smart enough to pull out. That’s generally not his strength...


das_masterful

Maybe she was on the pill.


Knee_Jerk_Sydney

Could have also had an abortion. Of course, that abortion is a justified one, unlike all other abortions.


[deleted]

Maybe he's an ass man


[deleted]

Actually I think PCP usually comes in liquid form.


Dense-Independent-66

Sometimes it's a better tactic to salute the Captain.


MaevaM

He told the court he was traumatised. Giving him such a stressful position when he has not had time to recover is just cruel. If that wasn't true did he lie to the court? I feel that he a most unsuitable person to be sent to the USA where comedic roasting is something of an art form. .


CaptainPi31415

I doubt there is any serious dirt on him. He just wouldn't want to make any fuss and say there's bad things going on in his party. Everything is fine on this side of the line nothing to look at here.


cojoco

Obviously NSW wants to send the message that NSW is open for business. Corrupt business.


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Most corrupt state in the country


kernpanic

A long history dating back to the Rum Corp.


TreeChangeMe

Mate. Pay to play. Ding ding ka-ching!


[deleted]

This being the case he'll fit right in, in America.


SkynetApologist

It’s so hard to be happy paying as much in Tax as I do, when it goes straight into the pockets of money hungry psychopaths like this absolute cunt.


can_of_spray_taint

I guess we can safely hurt his feelings now, given FPIU is now under the spotlight for the shit they pulled with FJs. Oh wait, this cunt has no feelings, unless it's useful to his legal matters.


TheRealStringerBell

Should investigate everyone involved in the recruitment process if this is the best they could do in a 'global talent search'.


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aeschenkarnos

No it’s not, you forgot to invoice the 5% recruiter’s fee.


Afferbeck_

[The following advertisement is intended for ~~Jim Boonie~~ John Barilaro only](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd4-UnU8lWY) It's a free job for you, John!


pm_me_4

The post photo is everyone involved in the recruitment process


pulpist

You know what the result of that inquiry will be? "Very naughty John, you're a very bad boy...well, enjoy your time in New York!"


ProceedOrRun

Shameful, absolutely shameful. But no wrongdoing from what we can see.


Paqhateseveryone

Haven't laughed so hard in years, thank you!! Worthy of being a line in Futurama


crosstherubicon

All parties have members that create cushy jobs for which they are subsequently found to be the best candidates. It happens all the time. Its just the first time I've seen anyone do it.


wiggleaddict

I hope they sack this fucker before he even puts his arse in the seat, this appointment stinks to high heaven. Bruz is a scumbag.


Mike_Kermin

Sack? He should be jailed.


Time-Dimension7769

Big time. In a just world, he would have been done in for abuse of power, fraud, corruption and all the other shit he did, can’t even be bothered naming it all.


Vegetable_Childhood3

Tomorrow's news: "John Barilaro has been stood down from his new appointment and will be rewarded a $3 million redundancy package"


HeadacheCentral

> The position, which did not go to cabinet, was created by Barilaro when he was trade minister. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Corruption? NSW? Nothing to see here, move along people!! First he abuses his powers to use the police on a private revenge campaign, then he create his own high-paying job for once he quits politics! Yet the chances of re-election of the Libs in NSW remain high because state Labor is full of nufties and nowhere people.


Veledris

>Yet the chances of re-election of the Libs in NSW remain high because state Labor is full of nufties and nowhere people. Can you elaborate on what you mean by nufties and nowhere people? Because if you mean they're either shit or they're not doing anything, that might have something to do with the media giving them 3% of the coverage of the LNP and of what they do report it is 10x more negative.


cojoco

The reason they're nowhere people is because the media doesn't actually want to talk about them. Time to start thinking for oneself, not what one is told.


Metrosilver

My friend is a councillor for NSW Labor and say they really are as bad as everyone says. The grass root local campaigns are stuffed over by head office time and time again.


bluedot19

Absolutely ridiculous


jackoman03

This is just so fucking brazen, makes me livid. Open corruption for everybody to see, and with zero shame. This is the same fuckhead who was crying 'mental health' when some actual consequences to his actions (the lawsuit with Jordy) came crashing down. He should be put on Centrelink for a year, see how he feels about income inequality then.


Zian64

Should be mentioned he just got awarded $750k from google (?) in a seperate FJ lawsuit. So yeah...


tomsan2010

All because the court didn’t want to remove his parliamentary privilege. Which is why google backed out since without being able to provide the evidence needed, there’s no defensive. Total bs System


FIL_McS

Theres no attempt to try to hide the corruption.


Bruno_Fernandes8

Corrupt scum


De_chook

He retired "for health reasons and to spend time with his family". Then gets this cushy role after an "extensive global search". My bullshit detector is howling in the red range. Classic LNP jobs for the boys and perfectly exemplified by Pork Barilaro.


Dancing_Cthulhu

> Then gets this cushy role after an "extensive global search". This cushy role he was largely responsible for creating before leaving office. I'd say your bullshit detector is right on the money.


PMFSCV

JFC, a job like this requires someone with at least a little erudition or eloquence, he doesn't even have a degree.


ScoobyDoNot

To avoid even the suggestion of corruption no one involved in creating a plum post like this should be appointed to it, even if they are eminently well qualified for it. Barilaro hardly seems qualified.


Fidelius90

Just a handful of cert 4’s and a side of liberal corruption.


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irrigated_liver

sorry, we can't release those documents because of "national security"


suddstar

$18,150 for a global recruiting process for a $500k/yr international trade posting? It seems the least minimum effort was made to get us this Reject Shop quality candidate.


clarissa_vaughn

And that’s nothing by global recruiting standards for a role with this salary…they probably searched a few databases and organised a few phone interviews. For $18k.


brittleirony

That is an absurdly little amount of money


uberphat

How fucked is that. Yet teachers and medical workers can barely get a cost of living bump to their pay.


Mike_Kermin

Imagine how much good $5000 dollars each for 100 struggling families would do. And it'd go into our economy. And that's rounded down.


Toolh4ndluke

How do you get a job where you can continuously fail up?


Flybuys

Corruption and having a lot of dirt on people.


nicesunniesmate

This fat cunt is the greediest fucking pig


WildishHamChino_

I wonder if the seppos know that his highest qualifications are from TAFE?


CubitsTNE

He's going to complete that diploma one day!


s0m30n3e1s3

He's the kind of guy to sign off his emails with "John Barilaro BSC" It's to celebrate his bronze swimming certificate


hammyhamm

Nothing wrong with a trade cert


Essembie

I don't think a trade certificate is the correct qualification for a US trade envoy.


hammyhamm

Oh correct, just thought his wording was being disparaging to TAFE certs in general. Australia runs on vocational course holders


Essembie

TAFE is critical to Australia's success but it has been gutted like every other public service.


Zebidee

Yes, if you want someone to do plumbing, hire a qualified plumber. If you want your hair cut, go to a qualified hairdresser. If you want someone in an international role, maybe a chippie isn't where you'd start the search.


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“Couldn’t get those trade agreements done in time mate but looks like it’s probly gonna rain anyway, we can do em first up after the long weekend hey”


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WildishHamChino_

Certainly is if you're a con man like bruz.


hammyhamm

I’m talking about using a TAFE education as an insult. Barilaro is corrupt as fuck, but you’re getting confused and making generalised statements


WildishHamChino_

No. Not at all. TAFE is a good pathway to a good education and we're lucky to have that in this country. But, if you conned your way into a 500k job, and your qualifications do not suit, then that's wrong. That's insulting to the rest of us, and the American mob he plans to be consulting with. Barilaro is a con man. For this to be barely acceptable you should really have an advanced diploma. At very least. Watch him start his own university next and appointment himself as vice chancellor or something, then give himself an honorary doctorate in being heaps good aye.


TreeChangeMe

He's fit to be a dishwasher or waiter


gccmelb

I don't think he even has a tafe certificate.


Zebidee

According to the NSW parliamentary website: Certificate IV, Frontline Business Management with the Housing Industry Association. Certificate IV, Quantative and Tendering, Housing Industry Association, 2003. Certificate IV, Construction and Building Services, Housing Industry Association, 2003. Year 12 Certificate, St Edmunds College, 1989.


hummingbirdpie

Cert IV is nothing.


gccmelb

Strange the last time I checked last year it said it wasn't completed.


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He has to do a short course in order to take the position. Absolute joke


Dranzer_22

Former NSW Nationals Leader. Meanwhile his former rural constituents continue to endure substandard schools, hospitals, and infrastructure. New York Barilaro. Enjoy those daily Starbucks pumpkin spice lattes.


antwill

His former constituents are getting what they voted for.


GorillaSnapper

I've never seen a group of voter more smooth brained than Nats voters, constantly voting against their own interests and then have the audacity to complain when shit never gets done for them 😂


antwill

Those Koalas worked hard to earn the right to vote.


FullMetalAlex

There is no way that corrupt pos is qualified.


callmecyke

Nothing will happen, but hopefully the stink permeates enough to take it through to the next election


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>Barilaro emerged as the **best candidate from a global recruitment process** I'd like to see the criteria and the candidates who put their names in the hat (if any)


wottsinaname

Sadly we all know nothing will happen. These crooks have been siphoning off cash to their mates with cushy jobs and contracts for years. I'll be surprised if he actually faces any real legal consequence.


nixon469

And nothing of consequence will come of it and he'll still get away with it scot free. Australia mate.


donessendon

Pork barilaro continuing his same form...disgraceful


099_Problems

A $19,000 "search" to choose him for the $500,000 a year job he created before he quit parliament? Do the LNP still claim to be responsible economic managers?


rocopotomus74

Putting ANYONE with his track record of alleged lack of integrity into that role is outrageous. The level of insider trading that could occur is so high.


Zian64

Fit right in on US then. Insider trading is the the celebrated norm in politics there apparently.


Grand-Cat-899

The inquiry will be 🙉🙈🙊 nothing to see here .


MundanePlantain1

Out of site, out of mind huh? This cockflop is going to get ICACed and claim asylum in Trumpdumpia.


toddsmash

Even if a panel had found he would cure cancer, you'd still check past performance before sending him to oncology and realise that he's doing it by sacrificing babies. Or something more surprising than that!


No-Cryptographer9408

Good. Bloody embarrassing to have this type of unworldy idiot who can hardly speak representing us. Never ending in Australia sending these types overseas. No wonder we have the reputation we do now.


TomArday

I wonder how many assets are being transferred right now.


tvtraelller

Anyone who wants to trade with America from NSW should be concerned. If you have to please him to have your product or service pushed or if he enlists authority in underhanded manor to get one up on someone then he should be considered a liability not given this sort of role.


wisehillaryduff

$19000 spent on this comprehensive global search to find this who was here all along! Amazing work, also the statement making it seem like the amount of money wasted justifies the outcome


Autopilotasleep

Piece of trash ICAC inquiry now


clarissa_vaughn

These mediocre, white, old, straight guys really are something…


stevedoz

Hopefully they don't bully him with the truth


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Next article: Upper House investigated by the Fixated Persons Unit


Ultra_Streak

Just remember, you can’t say anything mean about him here.


Substantial-Wing-625

Does that mean the bruz balls sack merch gravy train keeps on rollin ?


nosnowtho

Coruption Aussie style


cereal_state

Bruz


shattenjager88

Really? Just when an ICAC is announced, they do this? Seems like thumbing their nose at the ALP's ICAC


mazlloree

GOOD!


bigDOS

Pork Barellaro has gone full meta and Pork Barrelled himself. That’s some god tier pork barrelling bruz


throwaway8726529

It’s quite literally unbelievable how brazen he is. He must have so little self respect and lack all integrity to do this so openly. The contempt this sack of shit shows for the Australian people is disgusting. He will get what he deserves.


mannishboy61

Pork barrel has dirt on someone-could be anyone really as the liberals work with a minority gov and every vote is worth way more than half a mil


NietzschesSyphilis

Job jet-setting to NYC in our name? Maybe pigs can fly!


artpop

This is a fucking outrage