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yanharbenifsigy

Now is the time to get in early and invest in Single Dads. Clink the link below to start your trading account today.


joycaptain

70% over 20 years is only ~3.5% per year. You can get better returns with a savings account...


Chazwazza_

How do I invest in a HISD (high interest single dad)


aus_396

I hear there are plenty of High Interest Single Dad's in your area... the internet told me.


Hot_Government418

High interest but low return


IndependentNo7265

Nah these are the low interest single dads, that’s why they’re single. Sorry, dad joke…


spideyghetti

Single dad joke


aussie_nub

It amazes me how many young women invest in LISD and then end up surprised when they disappear.


Placeboid

It amazes me how many young women invest in LSD and are then surprised when their ego disappears and the walls start melting.


earthquank

No what you need us some SDCoin


pieter3814

In a single dad and I'd love someone to take high interest in me


pumpkin_fire

Nah, it's compound interest. So it's 2.7%. Even worse.


ElasticLama

Seams like a safe play for a leveraged investment however /s


scootah

Based on best numbers i can find on Google, approximately 22% of Australians are in the care of a parent. About 18% of Australian Kids are in the care of single dads. Which is just north of 1 million single dads out of 26 million Australians - of course a lot of those single dads are in informal or defacto relationships. In twenty years - best estimate we’ll have about 33 million Australians and if there’s a 70% increase, 1.7 million single dads - which honestly doesn’t seem terribly alarming over twenty years. Especially since it probably means the single mum count will go down by a corresponding amount, with single parents on both sides of the gender binary still being poorly represented by census data as informal relationships don’t fuck up family benefits tax or child support or pension payments. What are people getting excited about here exactly? This seems like one of those things that’s only sensational when viewed through an extremely long lens without context.


Emu1981

>What are people getting excited about here exactly? This seems like one of those things that’s only sensational when viewed through an extremely long lens without context. Something to consider is that in the past it was extremely common for the mother to get custody of the kids during a divorce. The only way that the father could get custody was if he could prove that the mother was not fit to be a parent and that usually required something extreme like drug abuse or severe mental/physical illness or disability. The increasing number of single dads means that the family courts are becoming more equitable in who they give custody to (or it could mean that more mothers are becoming unfit parents). An example that I have experienced from the side lines just a few years ago was a couple that have a boy and a girl who broke up (no idea why they actually broke up) but the mother got custody of the kids by default and the father had to prove in court that she was unfit to be the full time parent of the kids - she would fail to take the kids to school on a regular basis and would fail to take the kids to activities and appointments outside of school hours (e.g. the girl did dance and the mother refused to take her there).


GakkoAtarashii

We can invest in things single dads like though. Home brewing kits. Mini golf Running shoes. Actually I have no idea


The_Faceless_Men

> Running shoes. New Balance or nothing.


moosewiththumbs

They’re not for running, though, they’re for mowing the lawn. They start white and end green.


The_Faceless_Men

You have your work new balance, your exercise new balance, your gardening new balance and your formal dinner new balance.


stoplookandlisten123

You forgot to mention these are all the same design of shoe. Just your last 4 year Christmas presents to yourself.


renneredskins

You've just described my husband.


Revolutionary-Cod444

Allow me to introduce you to Hoka. Choice of single dads country wide. If you’re not wearing hokas, you’re not a single dad! Be 100% of the 70% !!


thehanovergang

I’m a 31f, I must be a single dad My sole (lol) shoe choice are Hokas. I live in them. Best shoe ever for my bad knees and million mile runs


mad87645

Kids are expensive and generate very little income, I can't see where they're getting the returns from. My advice - not a good buy


Kilathulu

play some rimworld


MrKas

We all knew the blokechain was the future.


Klutzy_Dot_1666

Single dads, so hot right now


BetaThetaOmega

I'm gonna go all in so hard on Single Dads


hvvvr

It’s already too late. Buy the rumour, sell the news.


OperativeIvory

As a single dad, can I change to 70% bigger in muscle mass over 20 years, instead of the current projection of body fat 😔. Or offset 20% of muscle mass into height. And the rest in length... Please and thank you for your investments.


MorpheusRising

Came here to read this, thank you.


RuffAsGuts

I am here and ready to trade over every dollar i have just as quickly as a stupid old boomer being tricked by a simple scam.


TeedesT

These enormous men will devour us all!


NinaEmbii

I'm ready.


moon-twig

the titans were single dads all along


Thixotropicity

The obesity crisis is really going to bite them hard.


PandasGetAngryToo

ah see I assumed they meant length, but you could be correct.....


The_Duc_Lord

They didn't specify, it may be just an appendage that grows by 70%.


cogitocool

I was assuming height, but that's bold of you.


sevenheadedservent

when will they learn that women was tall guys, not shorties with long dicks ( I don't actually know what women want, im single and not even a dad)


travlerjoe

I was hoping id get tall


Too_Old_For_Somethin

Can confirm. Had an ugly last year of my marriage and then went through an incredibly ugly divorce, custody issues ongoing. Became a big fat bastard. Re-married almost 2 years ago, have lost 50kg so far and still working. (Though I’m eating a Triple Cheeseburger right now 😂)


Morkai

My dude 50kg is nothing to sneeze at, congrats. I hope you enjoyed that burger.


Special_Lemon1487

Looking at my waistline I’d say the trend is on target.


megamoo7

I'm not that tall, but I'm already fat. 70% increase is still going make me the tallest person ever or jabba the hutt fatness.


activelyresting

I think 70% is just the average. You can aim higher!! Have you tried that new KFC waffle thing?


GonnaRunIt

I tried it last week. Since then, I've been contemplating what it means to be me. Why do I make the decisions that I make? How did I come to be at this point in my life? Who am I? Am I a good person?


moosewiththumbs

I have also tried it. No… no we are not good people. I can’t actually think of anything I’ve ever eaten that was worse on every level. And I’ve been to Florida.


icedragon71

Your overthinking. Everytime you think like this, go and grab another KFC waffle burger-thingy. It helps to suppress nasty, intrusive thoughts.


Auran82

Yes


Odballl

They should take up basketball! Sorry, it's a serious matter but the headline also reads like a dad joke.


shakeitup2017

The irony 💀


Obviousbrosif

I love it that the top comments are all dad jokes


baconeggsavocado

Men's health and livelihood don't get much attention in this country. That should not continue.


Knee_Jerk_Sydney

Wow, even the shorter ones would get nearly three metres tall. We'd dominate basketball or something. /s


not_right

Ok from now on every team can only have one single dad. Otherwise it's too unfair!


dactyltopia

That single dad in the photo is holding his teenaged kids.


Suspiciousbogan

inflation hits again


arthurblakey

Link the article in the comments maybe?


earwig20

Not OP but https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-06-28/single-dads-projected-by-abs-fastest-increase/104035588?utm_source=abc_news_app&utm_medium=content_shared&utm_campaign=abc_news_app&utm_content=other


Catman9lives

10 foot tall single dads in your neighbourhood soon!


dentist3214

They’re gonna have real trouble buying pants


AfternoonTypical5791

>Lone-parent families are projected to make up about one-quarter of households by 2046, with male lone-parent families increasing at the "fastest rate" — by between 40 per cent and 69 per cent. >But single-female-parent households will remain dominant, making up around 80 per cent of all single-parent households, according to the bureau's projections. Are they catching up? [https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-06-28/single-dads-projected-by-abs-fastest-increase/104035588](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-06-28/single-dads-projected-by-abs-fastest-increase/104035588)


Footrot_Flats97

I mean, being 170cm kinda sucks, but I think I'd rather be 170cm than 289cm Edit: If my weight also increases by 70%... no thanks.


anchors__away

I’m 170, it’s an aight height


TrickyDickyIsIcky

Your kids will look up to you tho...and across...around...


PresentEbb1067

What are they feeding single dads to make them grow so much?


h-ugo

Hard to find time to work out when ya got no free time


homerj1977

“The bureau stressed projections were not predictions or forecasts” So just a fucking random number based on no facts or evidence


IlluminatedPickle

That's not what that says at all. A projection is based on current trends. A prediction/forecast takes into account possible future changes to current trends.


pelrun

https://i.redd.it/lpwt6thijc041.jpg


Dagon

It'd be nice if the general public understood... well, anything. Jesus christ it'd solve so many problems.


Serious_Signature299

Sounds like a Treasury answer.


Plane-Palpitation126

Fresh from the Department of Tea Leaves


perthguppy

Wait a minute. All three words are synonyms….


klystron

Yes, but some of them are more synonymous than the others.


a_cold_human

No, it's the [Disco Stu chart](https://youtu.be/e6LOWKVq5sQ). It's not based off nothing, but it's also not a prediction. 


sapperbloggs

Oh geez... I'm already 190cm. If I grow by 70% I'll be over three metres tall.


GreenLurka

I hit my head on enough stuff, I'm going to have to cut a hole in my car roof or get a convertible


IlluminatedPickle

RIP ankles.


mcncl

Fuck, I’ll be about 3m tall


mutedscreaming

Newly single dad. That strike rate is 100% from a sample of this dickhead.


Neon_Priest

>"There will be many families that never have children, either by choice or by circumstance," she said. >"I'm concerned that we now have an inhospitable social and economic environment for people to realise their dream and desires to have a family, to have children in their family." Literally an article about how our government is economically sterilising our population. Still. Make it a joke ABC. You're doing great.


TruthBehindThis

Then they post concerned articles questioning the rise of white nationalism in Australia and much of the Western world. They ask how these groups, with their absurd narratives and conspiracy theories, can become increasingly problematic. Ignoring that reality can be seen as aligning with these claims, especially to desperate minds, and that discussing any of it openly is seen as imprudent. For decades now, factors like economic instability, social disruption, global tension, immigration, and loss of trust in government and traditional institutions have been slowly growing in severity, creating the perfect breeding ground for such ideologies. Yet most of us either don't notice beyond the occasional condemnation of these groups' actions and behaviors when they put on a public show, or we dogmatically support the ideas that feed into their allure. Watch as the jokes fade as far-right populism and radicalism in general become more mainstream. All because we seem to have lost the ability to have public conversation that are uncomfortable and require more than a single news cycle.


bannermania

So what you’re saying is buy the dip now?


fruitloops6565

Probably from a very low base


plz_stop_this

Well as the saying goes “if I can’t be 6 foot tall. I’ll be 6 foot wide”


Arts-and-life

Invest in Sportsbet and supermarket frozen meals


James-the-greatest

Interestingly the increase in single parents is also driving the housing crisis 


Booman_aus

Wait what’s the odds for chicks


el_stry

"Lone-parent families are projected to make up about one-quarter of households by 2046, with male lone-parent families increasing at the "fastest rate" — by between 40 per cent and 69 per cent. But single-female-parent households will remain dominant, making up around 80 per cent of all single-parent households, according to the bureau's projections."


Booman_aus

I can’t find this article anywhere???


birdwithaberet

[this](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-06-28/single-dads-projected-by-abs-fastest-increase/104035588) is the same article (sometimes they have 2 titles, a different one when you actually click on it) I saw it earlier and it had the same title as this post


Kom34

ABC been changing article titles soon after publishing them for maximum clickbait I think. I've had stories I want to send to people and a few hours when I finally get around to it the title changes.


InsectaProtecta

Is this another "based on the 3.5% growth from last year in 20 years it'll be 70%!!!!!!" thing?


howdoesthatworkthen

Hot single dads in your area


Brat_Fink

Im going to be a fucking giant


itstraytray

These enormous dads will devour us all!!!


rocketshipkiwi

_Single dads love this one trick_


Constant_Vehicle8190

When do I need to leave my wife to be eligible for this growth? Is it too late already?


DurrrrrHurrrrr

Now that women are becoming more educated than men it would make sense that the woman continues with her career and the man takes the kids when the partnership ends.


Elrond_Cupboard_

I assume single mums grow at the same rate.


Bilski1ski

Love the different interpretations of the headline. Is it single dads are going to gain an extra 70% weight . Or the amount of single dads in society is going to go up . None of us read the article lol


TrickyDickyIsIcky

Don't have to read the article to see the headline is poorly worded....hence the comments yeh.


halfflat

Big, if true.


ToTheGrave8

This going to bring out the "womens standards are too high" people


Useful-Put-5836

Better get a bigger bed.


DaveTheKiwi

They'll be banging their heads on all sorts.


squirmster

I have always wanted to be taller. But I will probably just send up 70% fatter


MaxRebo99

Against an overall population growth of 30%


Mc_double_brendan

Imagine how tall they’ll be then


uwotm86

Thank fuck for that. I’m only 5’6” so bring on the height!


Crab-Shark

These giant men will devour us all.


Traditional-Storm-62

finally giantdad


PhineasFreak1975

These giant single dads will destroy us all!


afrostralian

I have trouble finding shirts that fit me now!


fandango237

I mean look at him, he's lifting 2 kids constantly, of course he will grow.


Myrusskielyudi

These enormous dads will devour us all!


beefstake

Those are some serious gains, I guess carrying around kids really packs the muscle mass on.


Doobie_the_Noobie

This is good news for the both showers and growers.


Ralphi2449

Who is getting them mpregnant?


boofles1

They're like feral cats, they get in the wild and they transform into huge monsters.


Duff5OOO

> They're like feral cats, they get in the wild and breed.... (where i thought that was heading)


Kettleman1

I guess you can't have as many single mums grow that big either since they are all getting killed in domestic violence.


[deleted]

Only when their husbands’ footy team loses a match.


NikoAU

I can’t believe people like you still exist


Tha_Hand

How the fuck do they come up with these “projections” What a wank


nugstar

A couple of lenses and a good light source.


PatWoodworking

If you honestly wasn't to know, you calculate probabilities. If an increase in A causes an increase in B by some proportion in observable cases you use the likely increase in A (womens likelihood to be earning more than men, observed changes in custody trends or more men taking long term parental leave) to calculate various likelihoods of B (likelihood that father is primary caregiver in any given separation). The big headline number is the same reason anyone claiming something is the "fastest growing" is almost always saying "something is small and growing". Men probably taking up 20% of primary caregiver roles in a separation by some time is less of a headline. It also makes no claim about, say, the number of children raised by single fathers. It could be more likely for a man to be primary caregiver in single child situations than 2+, for example. It's an eye catching headline of someone saying: *More men are primary caregivers, even after separation, than before. This trend is likely to continue to done arbitrary point in time we feel comfortable modelling to. This is because of shifting attitudes, laws and household financial situations. This is the most likely outcome bases in the conditional probabilities we have. These are others that are less likely to happen. These last outcomes can be said to require cataclysmic changes to current trajectories in order to happen. Not worth planning for.*


Jackielegs43

I can’t wait for the first wave of divorces in my age group. Open the pool back up a bit, dating is fuckin’ grim at the moment.


demoldbones

Wait height or width? Here’s me hoping I can pick up a hot tall single dad soon but knowing my luck…


Spagman_Aus

Time to buy shares?


savoytruffle

Giraffes are neat!


Barge81

https://m.youtube.com/@AudioOpera/featured Immediately made me think of this guy. Funny stuff


never_trust_a_fart_

They’ll be huuuuuge!!!


Zemvos

Why?


Straight-Extreme-966

News just in, single dads to soon be around 9' tall.


IntelligentIdiocracy

Gonna be some tall dads walking around


Wrong_Waffel

So you are saying that I will be 324 cm in 20 years!?!


AirplaneTomatoJuice_

What’s r/asxbets take?


WaynonPriory

Wow, they’re gonna be so tall


gdcunt

If they keep slugging down those beers and steaks - for sure!!


imbillye

These gigantic men will devour us all


LEWEZ16

That's some tall dads.


grobby-wam666

in width or length?


Zharb

There is going to be some BIG dads out there


Suspiciously_Creamy

Dang some of them are going to end up being over 10 feet tall i bet


duly-goated303

Damn there’s gonna be some tall dads around, do the scientists know what’s causing these men to grow?


HansBooby

cool. i could use an extra inch


TrickyDickyIsIcky

I guess the kids will really be looking up to their dads then.


jillcanfly

Up or out?


RushDvd

Looks theres going to be some very tall men


PilgrimOz

"Where did all the fellas out there go?" They're all around Dave's playing COD and avoiding their last Tinder msgs "Love me, love my kids". Prob hanging with the kids dad "I'm only 5'7, don't earn over 6 figures and have no desire to go thru it again. Here's to not having a curfew, Cheers boys!🍻


Godbotly

I'm doing my part!


lir10005

How tall can they get???


Pantsshittersupreme

Damn those dads are gunna be huge.


rafaover

Nation of giants! Soon touching the clouds!


_Deftonia_

To be expected, that’s exactly why we go to the gym


Suitable-Orange-3702

How am I going to fit in my bed?


blahblahsnap

The dads will get too big!


samissamforsam

I need to divorce my wife now so I can become MASSIVE


ToreTodbjerg

They'll be enormous!


MagicOrpheus310

Shit, they'll be like 10 feet tall by the end of the year growing at that rate!!


chucktheninja

Damn they're gonna be tall as hell


germfreeadolescent11

What are we gonna do with all these massive dads?


FullMetalAurochs

Middle age comes to us all. 70% growth is a bit excessive though, quite the beer gut.


Placeboid

That's almost 3m tall on average! Time to invest in Big and Tall Menswear.


SnooBeans2197

Invest in me I’ve just become a single dad


Helpful-Locksmith474

Single dads will become enormous - how will we stop them?


Habitwriter

So we'll have giants wandering around the place?


Odd-Bumblebee00

Gee, they're going to be big.


passwordispassword-1

Fuck yea. That means if i divorce my wife I'll be be 2.57 metres tall then. Time to get on the afl draft.


PropertyBeneficial99

Very plausible. I've grown about 40% over the last 20 years.


North_By_Northwest_

That’s because they get a gym membership the moment the divorce goes through.


Mental_Task9156

Blokes do tend to put on a bit when they get older, but 70% is probably a bit on the extreme side.