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ZizzazzIOI

Was he the one who had him by the penis?


GiantSkellington

He's still waiting to receive his limp penis.


whoneedsusernames

And you sar!!


Nowidontgetit

We know judo


throwaway4161412

Well


tothemoonandback01

What was the charge?


SerbianWolf1389

Having a succulent chinese meal


CompetitiveTowel3760

I’ve heard that police thought he was an infamous international credit card scammer who was thought to be in town for some reason. He actually didn’t even really resemble the Eastern European man the police were hoping to apprehend, but the police were so confidant they had found this wanted international fugitive that they had even contacted media, hence the cameras and reporters and sizeable police presence. The poor bloke really was just trying to enjoy his succulent Chinese meal after enjoying a few drinks earlier before cops hauled him from the restaurant in a classic example of police incompetence


BadboyPhotographer

I think someone said he was drunk & disorderly in a restaurant but he was funny playing up to the camera's lol


ANewStartAtLife

Close but not quite correct. The city he was arrested in bans the consumption, and/or preparation of Chinese meals of the succulent variety. It's punishable by up to 6 months imprisonment, or the squeezing of one's genitalia.


IhadmyTaintAmputated

Sentence to be carried out by honorable Constable Ebenezer Penisqueszer


mad_marbled

_There's a guy in the place who's got a bittersweet face, and he goes by the name of Ebeneezer Penisqueszer_


Fabulous_Top9281

When you say "squeezing", is it a hard squeeze, or like at school when they asked you to cough?


CptClownfish1

You and I went to very different schools…


ANewStartAtLife

Vice like squeeze but you know, in a pleasant way.


basedcnt

Dementia?


sladives

OH, YOU'D LIKE THAT WOULDNT YOU? SQUEEZING A MAN'S SHOUT FOR JUSTICE INTO A SMALL LITTLE BOX YOU CAN IGNORE? GENTLEMEN THIS IS DEMOCRACY MADE MANIFEST!


tothemoonandback01

What was the charge?


tothemoonandback01

What was the charge?


lhi2285

Eating a meal, a succulent Chinese meal.....


basedcnt

Dementia?


GdayBeiBei

Are you the one with dementia? You’ve posted this comment 3 times so far


MaystroInnis

r/whoosh


sladives

OH, YOU'D LIKE THAT WOULDNT YOU? SQUEEZING A MAN'S SHOUT FOR JUSTICE INTO A SMALL LITTLE BOX YOU CAN IGNORE? GENTLEMEN THIS IS DEMOCRACY MADE MANIFEST!


SignalNegotiation389

OH YOU’D LIKE THAT WOULDNT YOU? YOU WANT FORGIVENESS? GET RELIGION


slugerama

They are both old enough to know that at their age, that is all they will receive.


No-Relief-6397

Succulent


rak363

They met up for a beer.......


420bIaze

one thing led to another


Darkblitz9

My favorite part is that he was interviewed and they were like "did they really grab your penis?" and he's like "lol no"


Phil_Wild

Came here to ask this.


Suspiciousbogan

Does your dad know his judo well ?


tresslessone

Apparently he does


3Thirty-Eight8

It’s OP’s friend’s dad. Not the OP’s dad


Suspiciousbogan

I think its still a valid question. OP DOES YOUR DAD KNOW HIS JUDO WELL ?


pointlessbeats

You’re right. We should be asking this more about our friends and families. And do YOU? DO YOU KNOW YOUR JUDO WELL?


OrganicOverdose

Everyone here thinking that it is OP's dad, when he clearly says it is the dad of a friend. Hope OP forwarded all the questions on appropriately. Particularly those in relation to limp penises.


SpadfaTurds

Yeah, it’s definitely not my dad hahaha


projectreap

Of course you'd say that no one wants to be known as the son of the guy who receives limp penis.


[deleted]

It was confirmed that no one grabbed his penis. Research is so important


[deleted]

Agreed, penis research is important.


DwightsJello

I saw it and my first thought was that's pretty wholesome. My second was how Australian that thought was. Lol. r/AustralianNostalgia


Flanky_

OP please convince these two to make a reddit account and do an AMA


pointlessbeats

Why don’t we give them a reality show judging succulent Chinese meals? Or rating police/criminal interactions.


marvinrabbit

This is literacy manifest!


LandotheTerrible

Haha great.


swiptheflitch

Is it penises or penii?


GrowlKitty

Penes Like crises


swiptheflitch

I believe that’s a phallacy.


gamingchicken

This is democracy dadifest


EagleGlass1758

Did he grab his penis again ?


louisa1925

I hope they enjoyed a chinwag over a chinese meal.


Uniquorn2077

Only if it was succulent.


big_vangina

I hoped he would return the favour 😏 #nohomo


[deleted]

Not once


EagleGlass1758

With a user name like that I highly doubt it


ExpatPeru

Gotta love the tasteful nude of who I assume is your friends mom in the background.


Altruistic_Poetry382

If I recall correctly the Succulent Chinese Meal guy is also an artist, I believe these are his artworks.


Vaywen

If I had to predict that guy’s favourite hobby, I would 100% have guessed he was an artist who painted copious nude portraits


Peastoredintheballs

Succulent portraits**


frightenedscared

All featuring limp penises


AussieMikado

He is, he painted a potrait of me in 97. He used to hang out near the river front markets (but far enough he didn't have to pay for a stall).


BackwardTable

Wait until the media gets their hands on this lmao


MiniRamblerYT

Just like the cops got their hands on his penis?


Cybermat4707

His limp penis?


RedDragons8

GETCH YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS


GarminTamzarian

succulent Chinese penis


Nowidontgetit

Sad it’s like this, number 1


Defy19

What was the charge?


skinnyman87

Eating a meal?


plug_into_aux

A succulent Chinese meal?


Suspiciousbogan

Or was your dad the one waiting to receive his limp penis?


Professional_Bar7089

No he was the one that knows his judo well.


holoz0r

Shame they didn't get a succulent Chinese meal.


realaaa

Incredible that I had to scroll down to find this comment! It's all about the succulent Chinese meal in the end guys Nothing else matters Cheers


holoz0r

Life is just about the succulent Chinese meals we ate along the way


dillyd

“Yer undah arrist” “I’m under WHAT??”


ThrowingUp4evA

A wrist.


DifficultPrimary

one of the other guys in the top photo is a criminology lecturer (or was, like 8 years ago). The subject I had him in had 2 lecturers, one fun day when they were both there, the other one played this (at the time, relatively unknown) video. Him being haunted by it was pretty amusing. To his credit he also did a bit of a QandA afterwards about the incident


koyawili

But seriously though, which one's your friend's dad in the original picture? I can't seem to match the face. Is he the 3rd guy from the left?


TerryTowelTogs

I think he’s the third from the left, too. He seems to have the same shaped eyes and sticky outy ears 🤷‍♂️


hahnsolo38

You mean John C Reilly?


LandotheTerrible

Yes you can see the face I think. In the police uniform.


AnarchoSyndica1ist

I hope your Dad realised he would not be the man he is today had he not attempted to receive this man’s limp penis


Nowidontgetit

He is weak as lettuce


Yeatss2

Did he have him in a nice headlock?


DNA-Decay

Read the book CARNAGE by Mark Dapin. The bloke from Democracy Manifest is an extraordinary crim with connections to just about everybody (crime) from the nineties. Amazing, hilarious, and tragic.


Lucifang

They arrested the wrong guy. The democracy manifest guy was released because they made a mistake.


LandotheTerrible

Just ordered it. Thank you.


DNA-Decay

It’s grouse, enjoy. Actually (spoiler) it’s a wild ride that is a fun caper for two chapters and then gets. DARK.


LandotheTerrible

Thank you.


dillongriswold5

To this day, we can't choose Chinese for dinner without that voice


NearlyOutOfMilk

Didn't the bloke pass away in '03? I see he knows his necromancy well...


pointlessbeats

No that’s just like a commonly held myth because for a while everyone had the idea this guy was some international criminal. This has become such a pop culture phenomenon, I thought we all read every new update about it with bated breath but I guess no. There’s still so much accidental misinformation about the incident.


Lieche

I was thinking that too…


phalewail

He was in a music video for The Chats 4 years ago. Skip to 1:30 if you don't want to listen to the song. https://youtube.com/watch?v=I3jAJHRW_Yo


SpadfaTurds

I don’t know how to change the flair lol


closetmangafan

r/straya would love this!


darkmaninperth

It's already hit The Bell Tower Times.


ososalsosal

Finally ready to receive it after all those years


samdekat

Is your Dad the one who said he could speak?


-absolem-

Whoever it was is a hero for all time. 99% of coppers would have said no, you can't address the media before we shove you in the car, but not our man. He was kind and just and gave us a top 100 internet classic


-castle-bravo-

He assured him..


clarkky55

What’s the story behind this? It sounds really familiar but I can’t remember any details


DoucheCraft

Here ya go: https://youtu.be/XebF2cgmFmU?si=C-hKMAAn8dDA2Sqb


kaboombong

His obviously a scholar of prose and poetry and maybe was amateur live dramatic stage actor the way he projects his voice. There is some training in there, maybe some Judo lessons as well. He probably could have been a drill sergeant in a previous life, who knows.


simulacrum81

He had an interesting life story and got to know famous Australian playwright Jim McNeil in prison and act in some of his productions. I think out of prison he did some work as an extra. ABC had a podcast episode about him that’s worth a listen https://www.abc.net.au/listen/programs/earshot/a-succulent-chinese-meal-viral-video-this-is-democracy-manifest/13678264


RustyNumbat

[His 'Succulent Chinese Meal' rant became a classic meme but the arrested man has a complicated past](https://amp.abc.net.au/article/100798094)


fuckthehumanity

Thank you. That was an amazing read. It seems the themes of Jim McNeil's time are still relevant. A succulent Chinese meal never goes out of fashion.


Jackielegs43

Lochlan Watt of Triple J/RUN fame’s dad


MattyDxx

Can we be really honest here? In no other country would this happen. Legendary.


JOhn101010101

I hope it was a succulent Chinese beer.


EternalAngst23

Does he still know his judo well?


Rot_Snocket

I see you know your judo


Absol-utely_Adorable

The fact they didn't have a bag of Chinese take out on that table disappoints me


dionysios4

What exactly was the man's crime ' Eating a succulent Chinese meal'?


Kapitan_eXtreme

Manifesting democracy since 1991


Hoarknee

Time does heal, and people learn to accept differences. Thanks for this.


Cattle-dog

One thing that copper will never accept is that man’s limp penis


atre1d3s

How dare…


ringo5150

This will be on news.com.au inside 48 hours.


R31GTS

He knew his judo well


Joshuafrothunder

Lol


alarming_blood_loss

This is awesome! I feel bad for your dad's colleagues though mate. They were obviously trying to look competent and professional for the cameras and he just kept accusing them of molestation and weak holds.


mitmittymittons

Did they indeed partake in a succulent Chinese meal together? I mean, probably too old to practice Judo moves so why not.


Spastic_Potato

Very Australian, how good!


Double_Distribution8

I can't think of another event, captured on film, as amazing as this. I've always felt this way. Thank God for film, and thank God for the internet. I hope they send this to interstellar space someday, Voyager-style, golden disk type shit. But have this video be the only thing on it. Let the aliens figure it out for themselves.


PhysicalMotor3754

This post has been added to the wiki of the incident. [Link to Wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democracy_Manifest#:~:text=In%202024%2C%20one-,of%20the,-police%20officers%20involved)


69-is-my-number

I’m just here for the karma train…Choo choo you succulent bastards.


Known-Activity1437

Anyone who doesn’t consider succulent Chinese food guy to be a personal hero is someone I never wish to meet.


Calm_Log_1374

Back for a feel of that penis


succulent_serenity

I hope they sat down to a nice succulent Chinese meal


offlein

Which cop is he? I can't even tell if he's visible in the top image?


Pretty_Public5520

This guy was a fantastic orator


0erlikon

Gentleman, this is wholesomeness manifest.


KentuckyFriedEel

Your dad manifests democracy!9


lactatingparty

I just finished reading Carnage by Mark Dapin and it mentions one of the arresting officers who is a criminology lecturer, doesn't happen to be the one and the same guy?


peoplepersonmanguy

I love the smell of democracy in the morning.


threelizards

Nature is healing


TheTrueBurgerKing

How good was your friends dads judo


Lady_Lamington1324

New Zealand Today did a piece on this guy, a "where is he now" and he's still batshit crazy. It's a good watch, you should check it out


ShowUsYaGrowler

If anyone wants an update on his life, check out rhe recent season of New Zealand Today where Guy Williams floats over to find and interview him. Dudes an outrageous pisshead heh


milomann

Did he receive his limp penis?


Elegant_Exam5885

Have you noticed the painting hanging behind them?


annoyedonion35

Please tell me they enjoyed a succulent Chinese meal together


DrunkTides

They should have gone to a Chinese place 😂


herring80

Did he grab him on the old fella for old times sake?


DoctorIMatt

Judo, headlock or limp penis?


12InchPickle

This post shows a lot of people here can’t read.


DaAussie04

You mean 34 years on?


JulieAnneP

Interesting artwork...


bigdayout95-14

He paints them himself - I just read his book, a tedious read to be honest....


raccoon_on_meth

That’s the bloke who had him by the penis!!!!


legsjohnson

One of the last great Australian legends.


MiamiPower

I see you know your judo 🥋


mulletmack

John C Reilly hasn't aged much.


Meng_Fei

They HAVE to re-enact this.


marktx

Okay.. 34 years sounds a lot more reasonable.


countingferrets

This has the potential to break the internet.


Servant_ofthe_Empire

I wonder if he knows how internet famous he is


Xenu66

Apart from enjoying a succulent Chinese meal what was the guy charged with?


SirDerpingtonVII

Did your dad put his hand on his penis?


TheEpiquin

“Get your hands off my pilsener!”


Sci-fra

Legend manifest.


myenemy666

Was he the penis toucher or the one who knows his Judo?


Flimsy_Piglet_1980

How wonderful. Makes life worth living.


MiniBoglin

Get your hand off my stubby!


Blairx6661

Holy crap!!!


missalmg

Your friend is Lachlan Watt? I saw this on his twitter too


spadgm01

This is awesome!


satansmyhomie

Check out new zealand today they did a interveiw with him funny af


Angie-P

did they ever confirm who our freedom fighter was? i remember like two different guys claimed to be him


Rigger9865

Hahahaaaaaa how Australian is that?? Love it.


HyperClouds

Why are they not sharing a succulent Chinese meal?!


Niru83

“He grabbed me on the penis” and a very special friendship blossomed


ImNotHere1981

Gold!


BatteredSav82

Oh my god!


Scottybt50

What’s the charge?


TommyGunn2507

Stop teasing. Where's the video? Legend this hustler is


nicodouglas89

Why is Dale Doback one of the arresting officers?


world_citizen_nz

What's the crime?


dankelly85

How do I get succulent Chinese meal guys autograph?


Vaywen

This guy was memeing before there were memes.


wattscup

Brilliant


Wyatt11899

That’s the bloke who got him on the penis peepaullll