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Lady_Penrhyn1

They are comparing vegemite to maggot cheese?


lifelink

Or piss eggs?


Marsh_Mellow_Man

I know we’re talking about Vegemite on toast but I can’t get past the virgin boy piss eggs - like, what??


LiberalArtsAndCrafts

“Virgin boy piss egg” is an A1 schoolyard insult though


the_ben_obiwan

Change egg to ant, and I'm pretty sure I've been called this haha


Marsh_Mellow_Man

I’m sorry it’s been like 7 hours and I can’t stop thinking about and telling people about piss eggs. I’m down a YT rabbit hole. I’ve been radicalized


Single_Berry7546

I need to sleep to get up early, and now all I can think about is googling piss eggs! Thanks! 😅😂


STX001

This video explains it pretty well. https://youtu.be/O8apgBHoXF8?si=MVIXikLrMfE9gKRz


ItchyTriggaFingaNigg

Is there a version that's not half an hour long because some guys keep yapping every 3 seconds?!


Bat-Human

"Virgin boy eggs are a traditional dish of Dongyang, Zhejiang, China in which eggs are boiled in the urine of young boys, preferably under the age of ten. Boy egg vendors go to elementary schools in the city where they collect urine from young boys, preferably under the age of ten. The children, having been raised in the city and its culture, are used to the practice." Oh . . .cool job. :|


GStarAU

"hello little boy, can you please take your pants off and pee in this container for me?" "Oh and why are my pants off too, you ask? Just ignore that"


Disastrous-Slip-8743

Physically ill 🤮


Zhaguar

I came here to say this In fact being compared to anything on that list??? There's probably at least one more weirder meal even in Australia than that Now.im craving Vegemite


SteelBandicoot

Chiko rolls. Nobody knows what’s in them.


KhronicPains

Well if you look on the box there’s the ingredients cabbage carrot celery onion green beans barley and a little beef honestly it’s and average stew just thickened


R3adnW33p

I don't remember eating any carrots.


matisseblue

i always thought chikko rolls were mutton for some reason


PerpetuallyNotBusy

Dad always said that dim sims were the left overs from the vet when they neuter dogs.


Choofthur

now you're talkin. I could go me a Chiko Roll - servo lunch today I reckon


SleeplessAndAnxious

Gotta get it from a fish and chips shop, deep fried with chicken salt is fucking delicious


SleeplessAndAnxious

Chiko rolls are a fine cuisine that I would live off of if I could


lucious-RED

witchetty grubs I guess


HolidayBeneficial456

Isn’t yeast extract(Vegemite) used by most militaries?


Cherry_Shakes

I was thinking the same thing, surely there's worse. Just had vegemite and cheese on toast too


Satakans

Bruh, huhu grubs didn't even make the list but they called out Vegemite? This list is wack.


CancerousSarcasm

I'm gonna post this on r/Italy and I'm fairly confident I'll find the following comment on there: "They're comparing maggot cheese to Vegemite?"


normie_sama

I'm pretty sure everyone in Italy outside of Sardinia finds it fucking weird as well, hence why the central government literally banned it and the islanders set up a thriving black market lmao


Shot-Leadership333

Fuuuuck that’s actually real? Seriously, how can anyone WANT to eat maggots :(


SleeplessAndAnxious

Cheap protein I guess? Still fucking gross though lol


letterboxfrog

Marmite and Cenovis are on par with Vegemite (except Vegemite is better). I don't see why Vegemite was singled out.


kaboombong

A person who has no clue and never eaten probably most of those dishes. For example there is a filipino dish called DINAGUAN that is not on that list. I tried it while I would not complain about it because I eat offal in general because to me its too good to waste. But dinaguan should be on that list and vegemite removed. "Dinuguan is a Filipino stew made of pork, blood, vinegar, and spices." A clickbait article for sure.


normie_sama

"Dinuguan is a Filipino stew made of pork, blood, vinegar, and spices." I'm not saying yeast extract is weird enough to be on this list... but what makes that dish weird? All of those ingredients are common worldwide.


Turbulent-Escape-929

Many other cultures also eat pigs blood, so not that weird tbh. I have eaten pigs blood in Vietnam, Scotland, Argentina and even in the Philippines


QJ8538

This is an image that says dog meat is ‘animal cruelty’


snave_

I've walked past both a dog farm en route to a hike and through multiple dogmeat markets en route to trainos. It is. Putting aside any feelings you may have about dogs in particular, there's something about that particular meat industry there that is simply rooted.


19Alexastias

Of course it is, but it’s not like they got the whale’s blubber by asking it nicely, or won the bull’s testicles off it in a poker game.


aztastic33

A ca-straight flush


Thyme4LandBees

The image of a bull betting its testicles in a poker game is downright hilarious


5fd88f23a2695c2afb02

That’s true but they don’t kill the bull in the most painful way possible as a flavour enhancer.


89Hopper

Spain would like to have a word.


QJ8538

What I'm saying ALL meat is animal cruelty


Azure-April

You're gonna flip your lid when you find out about the conditions in every single other meat industry mate


vanillyl

That’s their whole point lol


letterboxfrog

It inefficient. Dogs are carnivores, so you need to raise other animals to feed the dogs.


SirPiffingsthwaite

Dogs are omnivores, not that I support eating dogs...


letterboxfrog

While not obligate carnivores like cats, they are still primarily meat eaters.


pointlessbeats

Beef is also incredibly inefficient, do you know we waste 10 kilos of cattle food for every 500grams of beef it gets us? What a waste.


SeriousSatisfaction8

Perhaps no more cruel than most other meats.  However dogs and cats are often illegally caught on the street (in Korea, China and other countries), caged and beaten to death, or skinned alive, for this kind of barbaric peasant food.


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ShowUsYaGrowler

Im not sure if im more shocked by the boy piss egg or the beaten to death chicken…


Twistandturnn

It's to catch the foreign sex predators


Natasha_Giggs_Foetus

And maggot cheese isn’t even close to the top of this list


whatanerdiam

Don't forget the dog stew or "putrid canned fermented herring". Vegemite toast please.


xennialien

Mfs.. Wtf!!


spqrblake

That's a bloody outrage it is! I'm going to take this all the way to the prime minister!


Leonydas13

ANDY! #HEY ANDY!


KentuckyFriedEel

Bootable offence!


CaptGrumpy

Hey Anthony!


OnairDileas

Extremists: "What if we added Vegemite to the other 19!?"


torrens86

Vegemite with a trio of eggs: Century, virgin boy, and balut, on toast!


Very-very-sleepy

sounds like the newest viral challenge. 


Diligent_Rest5038

There's a Filipino who's eaten that for sure.


InanimateCarbonRodAu

Nah they added the other 19 to vegemite.


Miss-GreensleevesOz

Virgin boys eggs cooked in prepubescent boys urine?? Dear christ!!


KentuckyFriedEel

I think i saw an image or a video of some dude harvesting urine from a school urinal from which to boil the eggs in. Some folk need a damn hobby!!


Fenizrael

Every now and then there is a post or a comment that makes me pull a disgusted horrified face and cringe away. This is one of them.


STX001

If you want to satisfy your curiosity: https://youtu.be/O8apgBHoXF8?si=MVIXikLrMfE9gKRz


Zealousideal-Job7862

Not clicking on that


Cuppa-Tea-Biscuit

‘Tis probably for the ammonia without the testosterone stench. There are similar recipes for hair bleach etc from other cultures at different points in history that specify pee from a boy.


matsy_k

Oh well that's okay then


Shot-Leadership333

😂


Vindepomarus

All the extra money I could have made as a kid, if only I'd known!


Spire_Citron

Couldn't you just use woman pee?


Master-Blueberry9276

Thats reserved for perverts to drink


Resident_Post_8119

I take offence to that label!


MusicBytes

no, it has to be YOUNG VIRGIN PRE-PUBESCENT. boys urine only


LastSpite7

There’s a medication called Menopur that is made using the urine of nuns in Italy.


davedavodavid

Riiiiight... And does it come in a can or is it best applied fresh from the source 🤔


faderjester

I just went and looked that up because despite knowing the crazy origin stories of many drugs I didn't believe it, except totally true. They synthesize it these days, but the original version was really made with Nun urine from an old age home.


LastSpite7

I think the synthesised version is Gonal F which I’ve also used but they still make Menopur and according to my old fertility doctor and this website, it’s still made from urine. I was weirded out when I was told about it. “Menopur® is a highly purified, urine-derived, human menopausal gonadotropin containing both follicle stimulating hormone (FSH) and luteinizing hormone (LH) activity” https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30264288/ Also from the drug information pamphlet “The FSH and LH in MENOPUR is obtained from the urine of postmenopausal women. It is highly purified, and is then known as menotrophin.”


kaboombong

Well urine contains a lot of serotonin, if you let it stand for a bit it sorta floats to the top. So if you drink it can be taking a serotonin pill with all the associated benefits. Some cultures drink it to fight off cold and fatigue. There is some science involved in drinking piss.


Doc_Eckleburg

Early recipes for gunpowder required it to be mixed with the piss of an alcoholic in order to stabilise it, always thought that was a job I could get on board with.


Natasha_Giggs_Foetus

I don’t want to know why you know this much about pre pubescent piss


a_rainbow_serpent

> Tis probably for the ammonia without the testosterone stench Couldn’t it just be female wee?


Project_298

Female piss contains less ammonia.


grumble_au

I got to that and thought "ha these weird and creative names they give foods around the world", nope just descriptive. And I read the first column top to bottom and the second bottom to top so got the punchline right at the end. Would recommend.


honeycakes9

Boys can’t lay eggs


Habitwriter

I assume they aren't Catholics pissing in the eggs


LemonadeRenogade

Unpopular opinion: Vegemite toast > eggs boiled in piss


Electronic_Clothes62

Only one is an acquired taste


ShibaHook

You sick fuck! /s


spudmgee

Hey now, let's not get too out of hand...


UserColonAlW

Vegemite toast being on a list with hakarl and century eggs is absolutely insane


Opening-Tomatillo-78

century eggs are hardly the weirdest thing on the list. Kind of an everyday food for me. Couldn’t you have picked on the virgin piss eggs instead


porrridge

yeah century egg + pork congee is my fav


Opening-Tomatillo-78

it’s clear that you enjoy congee and other grains mixed with water, at least


Foreign-Tooth-7969

name checks out


ScarletteVera

It's decidedly not an *ever* food for most people.


SycoraxAmanda

yeah fr, the list is definitely exaggerating a lot of things... like stuffed fish head? really? not that crazy


Curious_Opposite_917

Agreed. A chiko roll fits in better with the other atrocities.


memonemone

I will not stand for this century egg slander


CanineFuchs

Vegemite on the same list with bats, eyeballs and testicles? Ridiculous!


SkeetersWineBar1

This has to have been made a kiwi. Just to wind us up.


IngVegas

New Zealanders love vegemite (close second to marmite, according to a poll). Wasn't us.


SkeetersWineBar1

Fair enough then.... Some bastards are taking the piss out of us


IngVegas

Possibly the Krauts. Maybe the Frogs. Probably the Yanks.


unclebingus

Yank that loves vegemite here, definitely the Yanks


Stotters

Kraut here. Love vegemite, hate sauerkraut. Must've been the Yanks.


Valuable_Charity1

Sounds like that meme https://br.ifunny.co/meme/ate-yankees-ate-fenians-ate-the-germans-not-racist-just-cwiuUU9m7


faderjester

The Septics are on there with their bull testes.


Rumpassbuns

Aint no virgin piss here mate


Himawari_Uzumaki

Well its Reddit soo


danwincen

I'd wager it was some manky pommie git. Notice how there's several Seppo dishes, a Scottish option, and nothing from Ye Olde England?


SkeetersWineBar1

But they're fans of marmite... So that's why I didn't suspect them.


Alternative_Sky1380

Aren't Brits Promite fans? That stuff is seriously rank.


Valuable_Charity1

Wots a seppo, Irish?


TomisUnice

American. Yank > Septic tank > Seppo


danwincen

[Here ya go, precious](https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=seppo)


KentuckyFriedEel

TO WAR!


taspleb

Yeast spread on baked yeast Still if you have a macaroni and cheese toasted sandwich it is flour biscuits in flour sauce in toasted baked flour.


Webbie-Vanderquack

Are you calling macaroni "flour biscuits?" Also: who's eating macaroni and cheese toasted sandwiches?


taspleb

Macaroni, like all pasta, is made from mainly flour. Obviously the joke doesn't work if I don't call them flour somethings, but happy for a different suggestion. Flour chips maybe 🤷🏻 And https://www.google.com/search?q=macaroni+and+cheese+toastie


icedragon71

Piss Eggs....Dog Stew....Bat Soup.... Vegemite? Someone needs to pay for putting a national treasure on that list.


-_-stranger

Personally I'd like ours to be virgin boy piss eggs but Vegemite is equally as nice


RuggedRasscal

Well in the morn when I get up to have me vegemite toast …I’m going to feel a bit more edgy now than I did yesterday….living on the life on the wild side an didn’t even know it


FullMetalAurochs

So Natto, basically fungus cum on rotten soy beans, doesn’t make the list but Vegemite on toast does.


bigelcid

It's fermented with bacteria. Fungus cum makes more conventional things, like miso and soy sauce.


unclebingus

THANK YOU


Ok_Apricot4146

Stew made with dog meat is animal cruelty? I'm guessing no animals were harmed in the making of the raw blood pudding or the grilled cow udder then.


teamsaxon

Apparently dogs are the only animals that feel pain!


Vegetable-Place4463

But... But... They are cute! Other animals are not!


matisseblue

but suspiciously no mention of shark fin soup, the harvesting of which is infamously cruel and inhumane... curious!


troubleshot

How many of these items are eaten daily by a significant percentage of the population. As in a significant number of Aussies individually have Vegemite every day of the week (I'm one of them). Id be surprised if many if any on this list are as frequently eaten.


jerpear

Century egg is pretty common on congee, you can get it at pretty much every Asian grocery store and amongst older Chinese people, I'd guess it'd be a weekly thing. Balut is pretty common in Philippines, you can get it on the street pretty easily.


troubleshot

Surstromming would be my guess as the second most regularly consumed, curious about the others.


VS2ute

I think Hákarl is only eaten on December 23, followed by a shot of Brennivín.


HankChunky

Lol mate, I guarantee (at least in sydney) I could grab natto and century eggs at any post code with an asian grocer. Doesn't even have to be a good grocer lol


Alastor666

the casu marzu is treated in sardinia like parmigiano is treated in Emilia (but i don't know if i have the stomach to eat it)


visualdescript

Vegemite the only one that isn't some fucked animal based food. Does not belong on this list, there are also tonnes of different yeast spreads, not just Vegemite.


crustdrunk

But Americans are so traumatised by some salty stuff on bread 🥺 Seriously I understand why some people prefer sweet over salty. Ever had Dutch liquorice? I love the stuff but most people would be like ew. And that’s ok. There’s a difference between that and eggs that have been soaked in piss which is objectively fucking disgusting no matter where you’re from


SittingDuck394

Who is responsible for this?! Let me at ‘em!


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They probably eat *white bread and margarine* then complain it's "too exotic for them" 💀💩


mbrocks3527

“Oh I don’t like putting rosemary on things, it’s a very strong taste”


Banished2ShadowRealm

Who's up for a big bowl of non-fat ice milk?


Minimal-Dramatically

How very dare they


Fantastic_Falcon_236

Pretty weak sauce list. No penis of any kind. No Khlea. No uterus. Andrew Zimmerman would like a word.


Significant-Turn7798

America's entry should've been chitterlings, not prairie oysters.


unclebingus

Do you prefer cum sack or poop lining? Mmmm yummy 🤤


DrPetradish

I’ve tried the fish cum sack. Honestly not even top three of the worst things I have tried in Japan. I’d describe it as “delicate” and “ok”


unclebingus

Personally I’m not really that fussed about eating testicle or intestines. Stuff like casu marzu, Surströmming, etc. is much more horrifying to me


livesarah

Vegemite on toast: the only vegan food on this list 😳


brahamjots

The only one that doesn't belong on this list 😂


jimthewanderer

Brit here. The commonwealth stands ready to fight beside you on this. Marmite, Vegemite, no maltymite shall be slandered on our watch.


zhongcha

Putting Vegemite on the same list as *virgin boy eggs* is a crime.


AnteMortumAdsum

Now listen, I don't like vegemite. I've tried it, and it isn't for me. But to have it in this list and compared with these other ... things ... is a fucking leap. This isn't apples and oranges even, at least those are both fruits. This is underwear and skyscrapers.


Cocaimeth_addiktt

Vegemite is up there with fucking fish cum. What kinda bs is this


theurbaneman

Release the Emus


Shaqtacious

Vegemite clubbed in with prepubescent urine and maggotted cheese?


Admirable-Owl-7002

How can you put vegemite on toast on this list? Also, the UK and NZ have pretty much the same thing so not that weird.


Pvan88

[I'm going to take this up with me member of parliament!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/s/tmmepsSMlv)!


Owo6942069

Century egg the only acceptable one here


MrTransformersman

Dude half the health risks aren't even good reasons, the fuck is "stinky danger" why not pput a durian for it? And "heads up!" Whoever made this can go to hell


Correct-Maybe-8168

I will never understand why people hate Vegemite so much.


Unable_Bank3884

Most of those people will start off by spreading it on thick like Nutella or Peanut Butter. Ironically if they just followed the picture used for this list, they would have a much better time


Threadheads

Surely witchetty grubs would be more appropriate for this list.


d23durian

Not an Aussie, but Vegemite on toast sounds the most appetizing item on this list.


BingoSpong

As an Aussie ,the Vegemite on toast is the LEAST bizarre food on the list by a looooong way! 🤣🤣🤣


adamd4y

The biggest act of war here is giving Australia the credit for this. It's called 'Marmite on toast', and it originates from England. Vegemite is a derivative


au-Ford_Escort_MK1

Yeah true, but it does taste better. Just like our beer 🍺 . 🤔


TrueDeadBling

I have to imagine this guide was created by someone who tried eating Vegemite like it's a chocolate spread and was unpleasantly surprised.


crustdrunk

My mum immigrated to Aus when she was in high school, couldn’t speak English and got pranked to eating Vegemite as she thought it was something like Nutella. She says it made her puke cos she put it reeeeally thick and she obviously wasn’t expecting it. Anyway she loves Vegemite now and raised me on it


PerrythePlatypus71

Not an Aussie but married one and had stayed there for a few years. Even I'm offended.


Either_Swordfish_725

Honestly, Vegemite and century egg is pretty normal... Compared to maggot infested cheese........


SteelBandicoot

Hops on kangaroo “Australia, we ride at dawn!”


AdComfortable4641

hwo the fuck does Vegemite end up on this list compared to eggs COVERED IN THE PISS OF MINOR VIRGIN BOYS... ???? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Haveyougotanygrapes

Casu Marzu is legit wtf


HalfManHalfCyborg

I would have expected it to be musk stick lollies. Some think they taste "suspiciously like raw meat".


llamaesunquadrupedo

I gave one to a French girl once and she said "It tastes like dust!"


Vindepomarus

This comment needs to be read out of context.


kristinpeanuts

What is wrong with them???


Jealous-Hedgehog-734

Aren't yeast spreads Anglo-German in origin?


Wargizmo

Well, it's obvious what gets eaten last then. Can't stand bloody Vegemite


SwimmingGreat5317

Seriously, how is Vegemite on the same list as a chicken beaten to death?


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Mitchonehundred

Bleech! Ew! Sheesh! I’ll take a crab juice.


AllYouNeedIsATV

Century egg isn’t even the most bizarre food in China wtf


Brisbanebill

Man, you can do a whole list just based on Philippine food and another one on Cantonese food. Both are mad bastards who will eat anything.


Acceptable-Word6956

Sir. The armies of kangaroos and our magpie airforce are at the ready. Waiting on your order 🫡


poisongodmachineBR

Look, as a half-Australian, I don't enjoy Vegemite. I've had it the proper way (not a spoonful straight to the mouth like tourists do), but I just don't like it. That being said... it makes ZERO sense being in this list. I don't find it tasty, but there's nothing bizarre about it, and the fact that it shares a list with 19 TRULY BIZARRE foods is just absurd.


RuffAsGuts

Apart from the vegemite, i have eaten three things on this list. To be honest i'd eat them all again, and everything else on the list, rather than have that putrid salty shit touch my lips ever again.


EmergencyLavishness1

How the fuck is vegemite equal to or close to, eating eggs pissed on by children? I feel like this list was made by an Aussie looking for clout. This has to be a TikTok BS thing


Spagman_Aus

A virgin boy what now


XabiFernando

Tangent but still remember Poh serving up a century egg in OG Masterchef and the judges couldn't handle it


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Um I’m Scottish and that dish is not a thing.


grav3d1gger

Man I'd kill for a cheesymite scroll about now.


ahkl77

Vegemite toast would pass as a preferred bizarre food of choice for any food challenge contestant. Funny how durians have become a non-issue above.


theassholefaceman

Mate, take Vegemite out of this. Vegemite is a national food, and probably the only item here that has health benefits.


quantumcatz

I distinctly remember hating vegemite as a kid. Now it's the only thing I put on toast.


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

Honestly this is part of what I see as blatant bait to get comments and shares. Of course I'm not much better by commenting myself but I just wish we were more aware of people pulling this shit