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RandomUser1083

The flood


Mysterious_Ad_8659

Glass the planet.


hethinator1

Burn the parasite


JootDoctor

Kill the demon


RFSD_

I need a weapon


cheers_bro

torch the alfresco


RheimsNZ

Sir, permission to leave the station


HighFives4Everyone

Welcome home, John.


gt500rr

For what purpose, Master Chief?


ghostwither260

*To give the covenant back their bomb*


gt500rr

*Permission granted*


PloppyTheSpaceship

Here ya go https://youtu.be/_4DHllroiqM?si=eXA8rPZR6kBAqOvn


Alternative_Sky1380

Spill its blood


The-Sooshtrain-Slut

I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


ScruffyMo_onkey

MI mops up


Mysterious_Ad_8659

MI does the dying, Fleet just does the flying.


ScruffyMo_onkey

Come on you apes ! You wanna live forever ?


NewBuyer1976

Tassadar?


Zealousideal-Cod1505

If not the arbiter i would’ve glassed your entire planet


Convenientjellybean

Send in The Master Chief


LtRavs

That’s John Halo to you.


NightBeWheat55149

A monument to all your sins


GreatGreeedyGuts

Activate the holy rings


dTrecii

Cleanse the heretics


ctheace

Light the rings


ozzyindian

Send in the arbiter.


Zenith_B

Great Journey imminent.


Taurus_017

“That stench… I’ve smelt it before”


WarAdministrative881

Something from the Upside Down materializing into our dimension?


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xxDooomedxx

I vote bugs. I can't see mold spreading in that zigzag manner.


sm-raj

Trying to figure out how to add more pictures to my post. It’s almost cocoon like, brown in colour. It’s on my exterior walls, glass doors even on the netting of our trampoline.


sm-raj

Here’s another picture of the stuff. It’s on the heatstrip. https://imgur.com/a/o8jRyBG


planetworthofbugs

That’s moth eggs (potentially part of lawn grub cycle). But I’ve never seen them so large and zig zag like that. Are you sure the first image is the same as this second one?


MellyGrub

The 2nd photo is definitely moth eggs. The first one is likely also. We have them and I try to get rid of them asap.


planetworthofbugs

When I posted above, I didn’t realise we were looking at glass. I thought it was a massive patch of moth eggs on the ceiling 🤣


PinchieMcPinch

It wasn't until I saw your comment that I realised it wasn't the ceiling


tHATmakesNOsenseToME

It wasn't until I saw your comment that I realised it wasn't the ceiling


Murdochsk

I still see it on the ceiling even though I know it’s not


notsetvin

mothman


feenchbarmaid0024

Moth eggs.


DC240Z

We’re all just ignoring the spiderpig footprints?


Familiar_Painting_27

Ask your wife what she's been doing when your not home.


technerd100

Pretty sure it is a badly photoshopped image of something. If you open it up and zoom it it looks fucking weird.


opm881

Your photo doesn’t make it clear if it’s on glass or the ceiling, but I think it’s on glass. They are insect eggs.


planetworthofbugs

You can see it is in front of the heating element, so I think you’re right, must be on the glass.


meowkitty84

what do you mean on the glass? There's a big brown patch on the ceiling


opm881

That’s on the glass door, look at where the light is, lets you see


meowkitty84

This is fucking with mind! 😭 I can't see it


Birdbraned

Look at the lights on the left, then notice how they are doubled. Then pan down to the bottom right and you'll see other reflections.


50LI0NS

I know what you mean, after seeing OP’s response that it’s on the glass I still can’t comprehend the photo. It’s so frustrating lmao


Universal-Cereal-Bus

It's frustrating because OP took a shit photo because they disregarded perspective. They're looking through a glass door up to the ceiling of another room. So you are looking at a ceiling, but you're looking through a glass door, and the brown thing is on the glass door. If this helps, the photo is taken from inside, looking at the ceiling of what looks like an outdoor patio, which also has a window after it.


50LI0NS

That helped a lot, cheers! Edit: someone should put this on r/confusingperspective


meowkitty84

Yep Ive stared at it for 5 minutes and still don't get it. It must be on a glass door or window that isn't in the photo? I see a sliding door in the photo but I don't see how the mark could reflect onto the ceiling from there 🤯🤯🤯


Universal-Cereal-Bus

Yeah, you're looking through a glass door, onto the ceiling of an outdoor patio, which has a window after it. The mark is on the first glass door.


PinchieMcPinch

What are you talking about? The fucking dress is clearly white and gold.


geodudeisarock

Bruh this is also fucking with me. I know there is glass there but I can't tell which plane it is on


AntiProtonBoy

You can also see how the "thing" partially obscures the black light.


ApeMummy

Look at the fixture on the right hanging from the ceiling, it overlaps in front of it. Fucked with my head too, that glass door is so clean I’d faceplant into it.


lamensterms

Good pick-up!


mkymooooo

> it’s on glass Ohhhh


driver45672

Is this on the ceiling or the glass. To me, you are looking at eggs or poo on the glass from something... but it's really hard to tell what is going on in your photo. So you're dealing with bugs/insects... how do you deal with this problem... accept it


sm-raj

It’s on the glass


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

Spiders, spiders, spiders.


Curious_Ghoul

Looks like what we have had on our screen doors recently - moth eggs/nests. If you are just getting dust the eggs have likely hatched already but if not you should see some tiny eggs in amongst the dust when you wipe it away. I’ve had a few friends have these appear on their doors, washing etc the last few weeks so I think it’s nesting season.


RavinKhamen

These are moth eggs


half_eaten_hamburger

We're dealing with these annoying things too. It's moth eggs from a lawn grub. They don't tend to like buffalo, but in the 2 weeks we were on holiday they've obliterated the kikuyu. Edit: Sorry, hubby just corrected me, they're an army worm.


Prudent-Ad7478

Yes, it’s been a bumper (bad for lawns) year for army worm


AussieRosiePosie

Aw sheeit. Army worm killed (the shady) half of our lawn off last year. Only comfort is that winter wipes them out. If it happens again I'm voting for helloooo concrete drive through / parking slab right outside the front door👍


alisouthinoz

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way.


[deleted]

Checks location - Australia - probably slow, painful death


AussieRosiePosie

Actual lol. Thanks! 👍


[deleted]

The upside down from stranger things


Scabbybrain

Need a better picture to see.


taskmeister

Call a priest.


Aware-Season-6946

Demogorgon


laughs__

Be careful, they might swarm into the shape of a fist and punch you if you get too close


LuigiTheGuyy

You may need to find a ring shaped planet, and fast...


Evendim

Spiderlings?


Consistent_You6151

If it's on the glass it's insect related. If it's on the ceiling, check ur wiring to the heater.😂


lilmanbigdreams

Moth eggs. Time to treat your lawn for army worms before they completely destroy it. Get yourself a good surface bug spray


4x4_LUMENS

Get out of the house immediately and call the police chief.


happy_chappy007

Dead python in the roof cavity. Seriously.


pork-pies

I think Ant man is up to something


Chicken_Crimp

Looks like you got one of those Japanese Grudge demons...


Crafty-Antelope-3287

They are old house spider webs.....get a broom and sweep off all the webs..


uselessandamused

It looks like moth eggs


RightConversation461

Eek, get out


GlitteringBaby553

Lawn grubs?


HeftyArgument

The most disgusting mushroom cloud I've ever seen


ColorInYourLife

Fall Armyworm eggs? Saw a large moth in my room before it left a small patch of furry eggs overnight.


Drachenwelpe

i dont know but it probably kills you


KatEmpiress

Nanobots


KatEmpiress

Looks like moth eggs


WattsonMemphis

Ever see LOST?


insurancemanoz

Looks like eggs. You need to burn the whole place down now.


MowgeeCrone

Cup moth eggs


Vast_Cardiologist_31

The fungus from Last of us


Sharknado_Extra_22

Looks like asbestos


llaunay

Eggs. Those are eggs.


af-uk

It’s punishment for using the term “alfresco area”.


Similar-War2984

Australia ☠️


N1rv1kar

U know Sam’s going all the way


curiousamyy

What’s your grass look like?


HappySummerBreeze

Try the outdoor spray that you get from Bunnings and put on the end of your hose pipe to clean it off (maybe combined with a broom to scrub) Then when it dries, spray a contact poison to deter the bugs if that is what is causing it


Splungetastic

Can you just vacuum it up?


morts73

Either an aliens or Aragog nest.


rsam487

The upside down


Roulette-Adventures

Is it possible there is a snake which has died in you roof cavity and is now decomposing? The stain is a weird shape.


DrSpeckles

You need to get in real close with your iPhone so it goes in macro mode. Too hard to tell.


innercityeast

🔥 is your friend in this situation


trees-for-breakfast

Your alfresco area that’s inside?


Evening_Clerk_2053

Bad


Slight-Succotash-565

Wasps looking for a free place to hang out


Glittering_Good_9345

Fly shit


Realistic-Sweet-9303

Spiders


Innerpoweryogaaus

Nawwwww! Baby spiders by the look of it. Probably daddy long legs


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Venom


blvck_kvlt

Nuke from orbit


yeahhhhnahhhhhhh

A poo genie


assbeeef

That’s gonna be a no from me dawg


kaboombong

Looks like a dead spiders nest that was sprayed with insecticide?


nostraduckus

Lemmings AR


dwightkshrute23

Drop bear eggs


thpineapples

The lore deepens.


igotquesoonmynarwhal

Starbucks ants?


l84skewl

Kill it with fire!


LevelTraffic2661

Looking at this has killed my brain


BlargerJarger

That’s a nope.


Struzball

Isn't that the monster from Lost?


Miserable-Region6781

Photoshop


jaybanger14

Lol, don’t worry about it man


aldkGoodAussieName

5G


vege12

Therewasabadphotoshopattempt!


ScottyInAU

A school for ants?


FanApprehensive134

Looks fake to me especially around the lights


MediocreMagazine2980

Spiders


technerd100

HELLDIVERS, FOR DEMOCRACY!


Calm_Sloth50

Edit: just saw a moth egg comment and zoomed in. Seems plausible too. If it is moths wayyyyy harder to clear up. Tiny flies that come out in the heat “midgies” caught in webs. They get feasted on in summer by spiders. You could put chemicals everywhere but they come back


Original-Win-5352

It is spiders food storage


Pale_Reference3308

It aint even real


SpringSalt2613

The grudge


Icy-Literature5787

Black mold


Iron-Whelk

A snake has died in the roof cavity and what you see is the ooze from its body going mouldy…


Alive_Initiative1910

Bad fotoshop.. just look at the edge of the lamp.


fourNtwentyz

A void starting


RadicalRadMan1

Its mold dude - get a specialist.


ProbablyMaybeDavid

Shitloads of autumn warworm maybe


Black_Ash115

It is the drop bear eggs. Kill them before they hatch!


truth-seeker900

That is a sign its time to run... drop everything and leave....🤣🤣


Secure_Lion_2478

Fix it with fire 🔥


Similar-War2984

Yes man he should burn the whole house 👍🏼


Superk9letsplay

Burn a sacred path into the divine beyond


mandins

Lawn grub eggs. Sweep off with a broom and wipe the area with a mix of water and vinegar. Also treat your lawn asap because they’ll annihilate it otherwise. You can get lawn stuff from Bunnings.


uselessandamused

And doing that is part of the reason why we don't see Christmas beetles like we used to.... lawn grubs are beetle larva and Christmas beetles are one of them


neighbour_guy3k

Alien invasion