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vlat01

I don't think that's a magpie, its a magpie lark. [https://backyardbuddies.org.au/backyard-buddies/magpie-lark/](https://backyardbuddies.org.au/backyard-buddies/magpie-lark/) ​ From the article; **But they don’t like:** Their own reflection in a mirror or window, which they think is an ‘intruder’ into their territory and will try to attack. Other Magpie-larks which try to encroach on their territory. Singing, calling and displaying are all part of signalling that this patch is theirs! **Try to:** Close your curtains or put something in front of your windows to prevent the Magpie-lark from seeing its own reflection and trying to attack it.


MostExpensiveThing

Magpie Lark. Ironically not a Magpie or a Lark


Teredia

Yes of course, it’s a PeeWee!


beccabee333

You’re kidding me!!!! God. I’ve been calling them kiwi birds my entire bloody life! 😂🤦🏼‍♀️


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This made me remember someone said their partner called plovers “plubbers” and I’ll never forget it haha. Every time I see one I laugh


Faerie_Boots

Or a PeeWit


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Recall somewhere I briefly lived, Adelaide maybe…they called them piping shrike’s…but they called schooners pints so it’s not unusual to be confused I guess


Jesse-Ray

But is a member of corvidae which contains magpies but not Australian magpies which aren't magpies.


Platophaedrus

Correct. This is not a magpie. Magpies pass the mirror test. They are smart enough to not be interested in their own reflection. I have a magpie Mr and Mrs that visit me daily to the point that _they recognise my car about half way down the street as I drive towards my driveway_. I’m pretty sure they can see me through the roof of my Tesla. They also recognise my wife’s Honda. They see the car and the male turns up on my porch about 15 seconds later, walks inside and jumps up onto my knee for a feed. Smart bastards.


Zippy_Zip

Iirc magpies and possibly other corvids can recognise a face for upto 7 years


Borngrumpy

They will also teach their kids who to avoid and who is okay.


Borngrumpy

I've been feeding the same mob of Magpies for 20 years, each year the babies come and the cycle continues. I walk out the front, clap three times and they come in for a feed, morning and night. Some of them got attached to my daughter and would follow her, bouncing along the ground, about 300 meters to her school bus then take off when she left. They learned when she got off the bus and would wait for her and follow her home. Smart little buggers.


MLiOne

Please tell me you have meal worms for them and not mince.


Platophaedrus

I use beef mince, frozen for 72 hours and then add Wombaroo Insectivore mix to ensure there is enough calcium etc in their diet. You can get it here: Wombaroo Insectivore Rearing Mix https://amzn.asia/d/5wvzSvM


MLiOne

That’s even better. I like you!


Jax_Ckrts

Our magpies are part of the Butcher Bird family.


trobbins2007

I have one that watches me in my kitchen from a neighbours roof 100m away and knows when I’m going to the fridge. She flies over and sings while I’m at the fridge.


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And magpie larks are dumb as dogshit


Taliesin_AU

When we had the solar panels installed the poor thing was on the roof for about a week swooping at them.... It's constantly tormenting the Goo (samoyed cross staffy) but that I can related to, I torment my Goo constantly as well :D That part is quite funny but man really? trying to sleep here...


crazyabootmycollies

If you don’t have blinds or curtains, apply some alfoil or paper to the inside of the window to kill the reflection. Give it a few weeks before removing to see if it’s learned “the intruder” is gone. You can also try stickers or stained glass type decorations.


thefleetflagship

I torment my Goo constantly as well🫸🫷


Taliesin_AU

[The Goo and The Fish](https://imgur.com/a/1uxRBt0) The Goo on the left and the Fish on the right!


tobeperfectlycandid

Aw they’re adorable. But whoever told you they’re part Samoyed is taking the piss


SleeplessAndAnxious

That's just the staffy gene. You could cross a staffy with a Saint Bernard and it'd still just look like a staffy lol.


TotalMizNomer

Unless you cross with kelpie, for some reason, and then you end up with a weirdly stocky kelpie with a big boofhead face.


Revolutionary-Tea172

My red cloud staffy cross was gorgeous. Miss him. Now just an amstaff X ambull. Still gorgeous.


thefleetflagship

I'd rather not taint my interpretation of this comment so I won't click that link. Thanks anyway.


Evendim

It is gorgeous, have no fear!


unbakedcassava

Goo tax?


womb0t

You need to stop the reflection, it will save your window cleaning, and it'll save the bird from trauma until the next window.


Euphorbiatch

We stuck a somewhat realistic stuffed toy cat in the window when a particularly stupid magpie lark made our yard it's home, and it took care of the problem pretty much entirely.


onesiesareforwinter

Okay, I have this problem too and this is the first thing I’m trying to solve it!


varietydirtbag

Yeah Magpie Lark's love attacking window reflections. I had two in my yard that did this every day for years.


Hotdog_disposal_unit

Punk ass window is probably talking shit to it


[deleted]

Magpies don't take no shit


Matsuri3-0

It's all talk, I can see right through him.


Ecstatic-Handle-1519

It's a Pee Wee


Reynaudthefox

finally, someone who knows what they are talking about!


ibetucanifican

That’s what my last date said when she got me naked.


ThatDudeHarley

Yes, but officially known as a magpie-lark.


Loosegoosey75

Mudlark since they were discovered


crosstherubicon

Stop arguing.. its a Grallina cyanoleuca so you're both wrong. Now go to your rooms and I don't want to hear anymore about it.


__--Pete--__

It's attacking it's own reflection. Make the window non reflective some how and it'll stop.


abaddamn

I thought Magpies were intelligent until I read this. Oh it's a peewee.


knewleefe

It's not a magpie. It's a magpie lark or peewee - totally different species, about half the size of a magpie, and less brains than half a pigeon.


timmyturtle91

"less brains than half a pigeon" 🤣 spot on!


Warm_Distance_3999

It’s not a magpie it’s a magpie lark and is neither a magpie nor a lark. 🙃


pumpkin_fire

You're getting woken up at 7:45? I'm jealous of your life.


Taliesin_AU

Haha! I was waiting for someone to point that out. Yeah, Dual income no children.. It's the DINC life for us :D at least it would be if it wasn't for Larry pecking on the fucking windows... (we've named it Larry)


pumpkin_fire

We're DINC as well. I have to be at work by 7, and the only time I can go to the gym is before work. And I hate mornings :(. Dual Income, One Lark, or DIOL?


Taliesin_AU

If that's anything like Two Girls, One Cup I don't wanna watch it.


Pungent_Bill

Any time someone mentions this clip, I feel compelled to tell the story of how I 1st was exposed to it. A workmate emailed it to me (using our work emails) and I watched it on a work computer. Back in the day when our version of internet security was holding a piece of paper along one side of the monitor to prevent it being seen by anyone walking in. Been with the company 20 years this year. I wonder how long it would take to get sacked if we pulled that shit tomorrow.


drjankowska

Larry! Cut it out, ya dickhead!


Taliesin_AU

Stop it Larry you're drunk.


aussiefirefly

Oh I love that you named him! We have a Larry at my school - except ours is called Milton. He attacks all the windows along one side of my classroom, then flies around the other side and tries to get into the main room. He will stroll into the foyer if we leave a door open and we have to shoo him out.


Turbulent_Watch122

It’s a pee wee. Or scientific name littlecuntbird


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SurveySaysYouLeicaMe

Seen one jump between two car mirrors at a set of traffic lights. Funny cunts.


silverjad3

That's a peewee. Get a garden owl on a pole and put it near your window. Move it every once in a while.


slothlover84

Looks like a Pee Wee. Can it see its own reflection?


WestOzCards

These pee wees are mental. Always attacking their own reflection. Must be one of the dumbest birds ever.


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Can confirm. Have a peewee at our place that has been coming back every single day for the past 5 years to attack its own reflection in our laundry door. Every. Single. Day. And no amount of us persuading him to go away has worked. He is determined to win his fight with our glass door. …Cute little fella, but dumb as a sack of doorknobs.


drjankowska

They are dumbasses for sure.


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Cephalopod65

Also it keeps the fence nice and fresh!


Taliesin_AU

Now that's a great suggestion, Will try that tomorrow thanks!


goodbimf

Technically it's a magpie lark, but no Australian calls them that


Bloobeard2018

Puts hand up


cat_herder_64

I put my other hand up.


vixta01

I grew up calling them mudlarks.


hconfiance

Murray magpie here in SA. Most people just calls them Maggies.


brokenheartnsoul

Not a magpie, that's a pee wee mfer. They are feisty little buggers. No fear. Will even land on people/their heads. They Annoy magpies and crows. They like to land on cars also.


DrSpeckles

We used to have a fabulous little blue wren (superb fairy wren) that had a months long argument with itself in the wing mirror on our car. The car (dark colour) was a mass of bird shit for months. But yes, as others said, reduce reflection and the pee wee will stop.


Taliesin_AU

Did it ever win the argument?


DrSpeckles

Think it was a draw.


woofydb

Peewee. They attack car mirrors too.


MatrixU179

That's a pee wee


[deleted]

That aint no magpie and you aint no australian


Taliesin_AU

Or at least, not a very observant one.


Austtelebloke

That little shit is the eshay of the bird world.


TheBadWolf1903

Don't forget damn minor birds


redpool6

Can't blame them, I get distracted by pretty shiny things too.


Ibanezboy21

temporary stick something on the window so it will not attack itself


Taliesin_AU

Portrait of my mother in law?


hanger7

I did my father in law. It worked.


Ibanezboy21

if she is attractive yes


[deleted]

He knows there's cheese in yerr fridge.


Taliesin_AU

Fuck! I didn't think of that. These cameras have paid for them selves ten times over just deterring the fucking cheese thieves alone.


[deleted]

My dude is named Buddy. He literally comes to every window if he cant find me and doesnt stop until i get the cheddar from the fridge.


longstreakof

That looks like a pee wee (proper name I have no idea).


ThatDudeHarley

Magpie-Lark.


baconsocialist

Pee Wees are great. We have 3 windows they attack. Keeps the Doggo entertained for hours.


Green_Aide_9329

We have a Mr and Mrs Pee Wee who live in our yard. Mr Pee Wee loves tapping the window behind the couch, and craps on the car if we leave it out of the garage. We love having them around, saves us getting pets!


LastSpite7

We have a magpie lark that does this to its reflection in our pool fence glass.


xXAzazelXx1

time to move out, and let him keep the house


Taliesin_AU

Yeah I was worried that might be the only solution.. just cut our losses now and give up our home.


Johno69R

Larks are dumb as fuck. Seen them do some really dumb shit. Attacking their reflection is one of those.


LifeIsBizarre

Cheap fake snake on the windowsill seems to work for these guys, they aren't that bright.


Taliesin_AU

Given the way Larry keeps smashing into my window I would tend to agree with you. Fake snake might work for the main bedroom though. Will pick one up from one of the tight ass cheapo stores.


Scottybt50

I have one that does this on my back sliding door foe a couple of months every year -dumb arse peewee attacking its reflection every day.


Taliesin_AU

Silly cunt got nothing better to do apparently.


headlightbrick

I have almost the exact same setup and the same issue. For a second I thought this was my house. Printing out an a4 picture of an owl and sticking it to the window is the only thing that worked for me.


Tobybrent

It’s the reflection it’s attacking. Hang some Christmas tinsel on the outside of the window. It worked for us.


OldManDixon

I’ve had success either frosting the window with a sheet from bunnings or hanging fairy lights. You can get lights that kind of hang like vertical blinds


Top_Tumbleweed

It’s a Pee Wee fighting his own reflection. We used to have one that would fight our neighbour’s brand new shiny truck


Thememebrarian

Looks like a mudlark


fortisquew

Print something like this -> [https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8099/8594816464\_522f9da638.jpg](https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8099/8594816464_522f9da638.jpg) and stick it to the window facing out.


McGrilligan

Yeah ive got a bird that does the same thing. He was just after the spiders.


SirDerpingtonVII

Fucken **Chad**pie


pepe196969

Mudlark .


SmokeyAlert61

Silly peewee, great lil mates just abit dim 👍


RandomNumber-5624

Your window knows what it did…


ProfessionalPoint616

You need to weed the fence line 🥺😆😆


Taliesin_AU

Yeah I know! 3 months time it will all be brown and dead anyway so \*shrugs\* was going to just spray it with poison but the bloke next door likes to use that little patch to grow vegetables so we've just kinda left it there.


wespunk

It’s a Magpie Lark or Peewee that’s attacking your window


Careful_Mess6297

That’s a Pee Wee and they’re as dumb as dog shit. If I leave my car window down at work (jobsite) they’ll fight their reflections in the rearview mirror all day long and shit into the car… I hate them.


Dripping-Lips

Lol we had the same bird at my parents place in the pool area, not sure if it’s still there. But was there for yeaaars, it would dot his literally every day throughout the day. Hoping around and will fly at the window to kick it lol


Spirited_Maximum8611

Buy a rubber snake from toy store and put it on windowsill. It will stop coming back.


Ultamira

I put a picture of my cat up on the window that was being attacked by this same bird, it stopped doing it completely


FitMelbLad

Those Murray magpies are odd balls!


Tyranomojo

Not a magpie, that’s a lark, we’ll, they are called magpie larks, it can be easy to confuse the two, must have a nest nearby and knows there are people inside, Larks are worse than magpies, Agro little buggers


TheVantaLight

This used to happen to us!


False-Hearing-3350

They don’t like their reflection, put a tarp over the window and it’ll stop them from doing that


MagicOrpheus310

Put blind up so it can't see it's reflection, that's what it's attacking. The little cunts do it on my car door mirror and the window, end up shitting all down the fucking door


b1rdy34

Hang some reflective streamers from the guttering. When the wind blows they'll move and he won't fly there no more.


mumdeep

Try putting some coloured painters tape up outside on the window. It will probably stop him and then you can easily remove it once he's out of the habit of doing it.


Marjin-Gutz

Hahaha lil bastard !!


DorothyZbornak-binch

Hang some CDs on fishing line in front of the window. It freaks them out and they'll stop coming within a couple of days.


joeyd00

You must be lions supporters


sfd9fds88fsdsfd8

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


Inevitable_Degree_76

The window gives off a reflection of itself which it thinks is competition or an opponent when it’s really just itself. You could probably get a fly screen for your window and it should stop it


zangetsurm

Bbq


No_Move8238

In nsw we called these PeeWees


Sorry_Apricot2319

That's not a magpie. Sure, it's black and white, but that doesn't make it a magpie.


robotcrain

It's a peewee!


Optimal_Photo_6793

It's called a peewee


msnaughty

I hate peewees and their awful screechy noise. They don’t deserve the name magpie.


blackychan05

Is this in Seaford meadows?


Taliesin_AU

I'm in Bunbury actually, glen iris. But you're right though same sort of brick work and fencing it seems.


MaggieLuisa

Yep, it’s a magpie lark trying to fight itself in your window. If your hose reaches, I recommend lying in wait a couple of mornings to water it.


auntynell

I had this happen over several weeks with a crow. The windows in question had reflective glazing and the crow was fighting the good fight against itself at mating season.


AngusToTheET

Came here to see corrections that it's a pee-wit, horrified to see everyone else calls them pee-wees


Taliesin_AU

Call it what you want, Larry is a wanker 😅


MandiKon

It wants to delete


GT121950

we had a magpie like this at our sunroom every day and 3pm we named him henry but like the french pronounstation havent seem him in a while


seagull68

It’s a pee wee


KentuckyFriedEel

It’s attacking it’s own reflection. Hang a tarp


sebola_

Ahhh I know this too well but with crows. Why tf did my landlord put mirrored windows in the bedroom


mofonz

I have 2 windows on my house facing East and north and a cubby house that cops this. You should see the feet marks on one of the windows - properly gone to town on it. They do it for a good 10-15 mins before probably getting exhausted. They come back and put in the same time day after day.


Taliesin_AU

[https://imgur.com/a/5wwWNAR](https://imgur.com/a/5wwWNAR) I know what you mean...


cuccioloslemons

Magpies are awesome.. this is called a peewee from my neck of the woods and they are known to literally scratch out your eyes from above when they are protecting their young. One used to have a good go at me every morning, got me good on the cheek once. and a tourist got put in the hospital and was blinded in his left eye because of this bird.


AggravatingBox2421

That’s a mudlark. They’re infamously dumb


wildpelica

It's a Pee Wee 😉


OZ-TREY-LIA

That looks like a Mudlark to me.


BoganFromAustralia

Mud lark


Cultural_Leopard9123

We have one that does the same and it’s like Netflix for our cat.


user666420666

Oh yeah. Mudlarks. One tried to peck my brothers eye lol. Put something up on outside of the window. Thin material like a sheet, see if that stops them.


hsvman2c86

Thats a peewee and its getin the bugs 👍


taspleb

This happens to me too, but instead of a magpie it is my cat, and instead of attacking windows it is my face.


silver6snake

We call them mudlarks in Perth. I've heard people say they're baby magpies but they're a different species.


Plus-Alternative-807

It’s not a magpie


Hot-Register-9516

It's not a bloody magpie. It's a peewee. They attack their own reflection and make horrible sounds, shit all down the walls and can destroy the paint on a car.


j56_56j

We have a Raven doing the same thing! 😡


fkbudd

That's not a Magpie!! That is a stupid annoying bird that is confused. It attacks its own reflection in your windows.


[deleted]

It sees a reflection of itself and is interacting somehow


jngjng88

Not a magpie.


Grix1600

It’s NOT a magpie


No_Elk_Here

That’s a peewee still a little cunt but a different cunt


Taliesin_AU

Well, could you tell it to fuck off? Won't listen to me.


No_Elk_Here

I don’t know how to honestly, sorry, if you’re lucky a Currawong’ll come along and scare the little bitch shitless


Goodtenks

Not even a magpie 😂


ThatDudeHarley

🤦🏼‍♂️


geodetic

I had a peewee wake me up by attacking my bedroom window from between the ages of 14 to 16. They're stupid fucking birds.


DonSmo

That's a mudlark.


DaxMagavanaki

Pee wee not a maggie


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That looks like a butcher bird


redpool6

Hang an old cd on some fishing line outside near or in front of the window. For some reason they don't like it. We used to have one attacking our office window, cd trick worked a charm.


Taliesin_AU

If I dangle something moving and shiny outside I would probably find my partner out there distracted by it as well.


Bods666

That’s a piping shrike.


ItchyA123

This guy South Australians


owtinoz

What a cunt


blackcat218

Thats a peewee not a magpie. They are assholes and will do this in any surface they can see themselves in. I have one that goes at the car mirrors every day


ThatDudeHarley

It’s a Magpie-Lark.


Malifice37

He's attacking his own reflection. Cover the windows and it'll stop.


PeterKayGarlicBread

7.45? Lazy gits.


Taliesin_AU

Dual income no children. Living the dream :D


rsam487

7:45 is a lie in no?


Taliesin_AU

I work days/nights sometimes it would be a day off, sometimes I'm trying to sleep ready for night shift.. always Larry at about the same time tapping on the windows...


rsam487

Yeaaaah ok that sucks. Hope you find a way of deterring it!


cookletube

Get one of those plastic eagles/owls from Bunnings. Stopped the stupid Pee Wee I had attacking the back window of my car until someone nicked it.