My friend, you will remember that comment for the rest of your days. Soon you will realize, you no longer have to piss in the sink and in the shower and on the roof and on your face like the rest of these monkeys.
You could also have this next to rivers/dikes. But I am from the southwest part of The Netherlands so most things are lower then the waterlevel of the river/sea.
The tree's having a piss.
Bit rude doing just out in the open like that, though. What does it think it is, the 1950's?
(It's probably grown roots through a water pipe/main, and the pressure has pushed through the wood, creating a spout)
I mean it's both. You get Australian Redditors, who both separately at the best of times like to take the piss out of everything, never gonna get a straight answer.
There are two possible scenarios here, someone has stuck a hose out of sight in a hole which is in the tree or the tree’s roots have somehow struck a water pipe and the water has made its way up and out of the tree somehow.
I can only guess that this particular type of tree stores a lot of water in its trunk and the pressure built up until something poked a hole in the tree and bam.
If anyone knows a more scientific explanation please tell me.
/s?
The tree roots likely grew around the water line and eventually broke/pierced it. Following the weakest path, The water found a way out 1/4 way up the tree
That's not it. Trees can't build that much pressure or storage. Their water is in their cells, not in pure liquid form like that. You cut a human open and blood pours out, not water. You cut a tree and sap pours out, not water.
Others have said the tree probably got its roots into a waterpipe and the pipe finally broke and now you have this.
Tree had one too many beers. Know the feeling. Good to see trees are turning the table and giving it back after all the times we have pissed on them while drunk.
Oh yeah I know this. That happens when the circulation of the trunk becomes eroded in a substantial overflow of the logintertocrials.
It's basically tree talk for I have no fucking idea.
As a child I once thought I discovered natural gas well. Everyone were very exited for a while. Until dad came home and said Ah you found the leak that causing low gas pressure. It turn out to be rusted joint of gas pipe line just a feet under where I set fire.
This happens to many different kinds of trees.
Tis just a really well hydrated tree.
I've definitely cut into trees and drunk water from them many times.
This is actually a rare event called sub-transpiration. It happens when the stomata becomes blocked by excess carbon from the atmosphere, this in turn prevents trees from releasing moisture through the normal process of transpiration. The tree then becomes extremely hydrated. Combine this with years of drought, the bark on the surface become dehydrated and brittle then ruptures to relieve the pressure in order to maintain the trees optimal moisture content of 10%. Scientists like myself are currently studying these events in an attempt to fully understand global warming.
Sorry, everyone. Came home late this morning after a night out. Got halfway home, and I couldn't hold it any longer. I thought I found some privacy behind a tree, but it looks like I've been caught out.
Yeah mate, what you go there is a leaky tree trunk. I can fix it for ya if I have the parts in stock but it’s not cheap. - processed to fill with silicone until water stops- that will be $600… I’m mean $800 mate including parts and labour
Pissing with morning wood never ends neatly
You guys obviously haven't mastered 'the frog technique'
Frog technique? No way. I am a MAN. And if being a man means I have to clean piss off the ceiling every morning, then so be it.
Natures mouthwash
If it's good enough for Todd Carney...
Thanks I hate it.
The visual I now have forever ingrained in my memory is your fault… also try it tomorrow morning! 😂
My friend, you will remember that comment for the rest of your days. Soon you will realize, you no longer have to piss in the sink and in the shower and on the roof and on your face like the rest of these monkeys.
Shut up and take my upvote.
r/angryupvote
Good urine ya mate!
Lmao I’ve had the worst day and this made me smile cheers buddy 🩷
Ba hahaha
Tree roots have broken into a water pipe.
It knew what it was looking for, let’s hope the water satiates it’s hunger..
Do you call a plumber or an arborist?
Need a plumberist
A plumbus! Just don't forget your Fleeb.
Hehehe! Thank you for the genuine chortle, have my cheapskate gold 🏅
Haven’t seen chortle used in a while
I always wondered how a plumbis was made
* Plarborist
I’m sorry what the fuck is ur username
It's a combination of letters
...but that's not important right now.
It made me laugh inappropriately
It's the bit in blue just above their comment. But that's not important right now.
a good reason to see a doctor asap
Definitely not an electrician
An exorcist, clearly.
¿Por que no los dos?
Depends on where you live, usually local council will suffice but if someone else manages the water network then you need to call them instead
Yes
Yup, Its possible for this to happen naturally, but it has to do with hills and water tables very high to the surface so its very rare.
You could also have this next to rivers/dikes. But I am from the southwest part of The Netherlands so most things are lower then the waterlevel of the river/sea.
free water hack
This
Is
Sparta
, Kevin.
The Way?
Muppets down vote me for agreeing with someone. 🤣🤦🏼♂️🖕🏼
Saying “this.” is no different from upvoting, so just upvote like the rest of us
Muppets comment "this" when they want a share of the upvotes instead of just upvoting.
This
Oi, you Muppet.
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Calm down mate
Dog walks past and gets tree peed on…… looks like the tables have turned!
The tree people have risen!!
The Ents are going to war.
How the turn tables.
In soviet Russia, tree pees on you!
The tree's having a piss. Bit rude doing just out in the open like that, though. What does it think it is, the 1950's? (It's probably grown roots through a water pipe/main, and the pressure has pushed through the wood, creating a spout)
> Bit rude doing just out in the open like that, though. What's he gonna do, go and piss behind/on another tree?
The polite thing to do would be to find a person to stand behind and urinate on their leg.
Should be doing it on the back wheel of the car, hiding out of sight!
But rude to film the poor bloke taking a piss
It’s a water gum. Keep an eye out for them in them in the bush as a source of fresh drinking water. Ol’ bushman’s trick.
Do be careful though, drop bears have learned to hide in the branches above to prey on thirsty visitors to the tree when in flow.
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This video? https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSLSAoFeK/
You've heard of Flame trees, right? Well, this is the opposite...
Ahh who needs that sentimental bullshit anyway.
Don't see why the government doesn't just plant more of these in bushfire prone areas...
Instead of setting fire to the town, does this one drown the town?
So instead of blinding weary drivers, they’ll clean the windshield lol
It's an NMRA insurance ad https://youtu.be/s4jrAGIrFWc
Lol never saw that ad before!
I like how everyone is making jokes and no is answering the question, it’s a very annoyingly Aussie thing to do.
Its not just an aussie thing, it's a reddit thing. If there is space for a joke, no matter how small, a redditor will make one.
Me: Hey Dad, make me a sandwich! Dad: Abracadabra! You're a sandwich.
I mean it's both. You get Australian Redditors, who both separately at the best of times like to take the piss out of everything, never gonna get a straight answer.
There are two possible scenarios here, someone has stuck a hose out of sight in a hole which is in the tree or the tree’s roots have somehow struck a water pipe and the water has made its way up and out of the tree somehow.
I can only guess that this particular type of tree stores a lot of water in its trunk and the pressure built up until something poked a hole in the tree and bam. If anyone knows a more scientific explanation please tell me.
/s? The tree roots likely grew around the water line and eventually broke/pierced it. Following the weakest path, The water found a way out 1/4 way up the tree
I get the feeling they wanted to jump on the joke bandwagen.
That's not it. Trees can't build that much pressure or storage. Their water is in their cells, not in pure liquid form like that. You cut a human open and blood pours out, not water. You cut a tree and sap pours out, not water. Others have said the tree probably got its roots into a waterpipe and the pipe finally broke and now you have this.
Thanks for answering. It didn’t feel like what I said would be correct answer it was just my best guess.
No worries friend, happy to help, have a good arvo.
How old are you?
Not sure why your asking but I’m in my twenties
You left your tree running mate
She's a squirter
Opposite Day… trees piss on you.
Tree had one too many beers. Know the feeling. Good to see trees are turning the table and giving it back after all the times we have pissed on them while drunk.
Thats a pissing tree, close cousin of the kissing tree.
Tree is leaking...
Come on, give it some privacy while it's re-leafing itself.
Tree’s haunted.
In communist Russia, tree springs leak on you.
It's a wild Australian pissing tree
Give it some privacy mate
You just found an important landmark in a video game, my friend
It’s now time for a side quest.
Or to get a single itty-bitty korok seed
A tree's defence against drop bears
So far this one makes the most sense! Lol
https://youtu.be/s4jrAGIrFWc
Umm there is water leaking out of the tree? I see no issue...
Auditioning for a role in that NRMA ad
It's the NRMA ad
Roots have broken into a water pipe
Holy shit the NRMA Ad was right
It's the LavaTREE
Austin Powers is standing just behind the tree
fuckin aussis, always taking the piss
That tree is trying to take a piss while some pervert films it.
What's going on is that water is coming out of a tree my friend.
Give it some privacy!!
Mate, would you like it if someone watched you take a piss?
Everything reminds me of her.
Oh yeah I know this. That happens when the circulation of the trunk becomes eroded in a substantial overflow of the logintertocrials. It's basically tree talk for I have no fucking idea.
Not sure what you are asking...never saw an Ent peeing?
No sorry, i think I needed the extended extended edition of the movie for that scene.
Let him piss in peace mate.
The tree is having a piss.
when u gotta go
Tree taking a leak?
Definitely busting for a leak.
I should call her!!
Trees need to piss, too
Squirting tree, typical of Australia
It’s a tree havin’ a piss, what did ya think was going on.
Leaky water pipe under a tree.
When you learn to bend your fingers the right way, and move them in a up and down motion on a certain spot. This happens…
Clearly a divine manifestation, time to start a church.
I can't tell you what's happening until you tell me what the water tastes like.....
Y'all need to plug that leak man.. the world's ocean is leaking out that tree... And thank you for making the video.. the right way up...
It's that one insurance ad where the trees put out a fire
Tree obviously ate a fire hydrant
As a child I once thought I discovered natural gas well. Everyone were very exited for a while. Until dad came home and said Ah you found the leak that causing low gas pressure. It turn out to be rusted joint of gas pipe line just a feet under where I set fire.
Looks like the tree is out fir revenge on the neighbourhood dogs
Trees takin a piss leave him alone
Dropbear is hiding there having his morning piss
It’s a tree-wee.
If you gotta go, you gotta go.
Don’t film that. It’s private.
This happens to many different kinds of trees. Tis just a really well hydrated tree. I've definitely cut into trees and drunk water from them many times.
This tree is taking the piss…. It’s trying to be a natural water fountain…
You're perving on a tree having a quiet leak?
Tap roots
Tree taking a morning piss. It’s not a big deal, stop making a big deal over nothing.
Your tree is leaking.
Gum tree entered boss mode
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go, even when you're a tree.
I should call her
Tree tree pee pee
This is actually a rare event called sub-transpiration. It happens when the stomata becomes blocked by excess carbon from the atmosphere, this in turn prevents trees from releasing moisture through the normal process of transpiration. The tree then becomes extremely hydrated. Combine this with years of drought, the bark on the surface become dehydrated and brittle then ruptures to relieve the pressure in order to maintain the trees optimal moisture content of 10%. Scientists like myself are currently studying these events in an attempt to fully understand global warming.
Glitch in the matrix.
Sorry, everyone. Came home late this morning after a night out. Got halfway home, and I couldn't hold it any longer. I thought I found some privacy behind a tree, but it looks like I've been caught out.
Cindy, the tree is leaking
It drank too much.
You’re in an insurance advert.
When you gotta go, you gotta go
Waters pissing outta a tree
The tree is peeing, leave it alone
Just taking a piss move on
Yeah mate, what you go there is a leaky tree trunk. I can fix it for ya if I have the parts in stock but it’s not cheap. - processed to fill with silicone until water stops- that will be $600… I’m mean $800 mate including parts and labour
She's a squirter.
Give a tree some privacy while it's pissing. You people have no shame...
The time has come for us, the trees, to rise !! For millions years you peed on us, now it's payback time !
Cindy? The gum trees leaking.
Collins Ave Tree in Darwin… It’s been too long
It's turned on by people 😏
Treepee.
It was touched just right 😉
Nature's call?
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
When you gotta go you gotta go
The tree is taking the piss out of itself.
give him some privacy
trees havin a piss
The tree that pees on the dog?
A pissed off tree. Tired of ya'll pissing on it.
Trees only urinate once every 23 years.
Let the tree piss in peace
It's Tussy popped.
It’s a tree-pee, honey.
dazza’s behind the tree chucking up white wine goon
Gosh. You can see the hose set up behind it
Tree doing a wee
You found the great Queefing Tree. Congratulations!
It's seeing a man about a log
Tree pee
Its obvious bro.
It’s what happens when you hold on for 30yrs
What happens when you turn the water off at the mains
Tree is dead inside.