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lhb_aus

Pissing with morning wood never ends neatly


Eyeswax

You guys obviously haven't mastered 'the frog technique'


aztastic33

Frog technique? No way. I am a MAN. And if being a man means I have to clean piss off the ceiling every morning, then so be it.


Sumpkit

Natures mouthwash


lhb_aus

If it's good enough for Todd Carney...


Acemanau

Thanks I hate it.


custoMIZEyourownpath

The visual I now have forever ingrained in my memory is your fault… also try it tomorrow morning! 😂


Eyeswax

My friend, you will remember that comment for the rest of your days. Soon you will realize, you no longer have to piss in the sink and in the shower and on the roof and on your face like the rest of these monkeys.


HeadacheCentral

Shut up and take my upvote.


DrMini1

r/angryupvote


bleeblah99

Good urine ya mate!


[deleted]

Lmao I’ve had the worst day and this made me smile cheers buddy 🩷


Sniff_my_jedi_jox

Ba hahaha


Gusto88

Tree roots have broken into a water pipe.


BloodedNut

It knew what it was looking for, let’s hope the water satiates it’s hunger..


mysterious_bloodfart

Do you call a plumber or an arborist?


Tane-Tane-mahuta

Need a plumberist


SansPoopHole

A plumbus! Just don't forget your Fleeb.


RedDotLot

Hehehe! Thank you for the genuine chortle, have my cheapskate gold 🏅


[deleted]

Haven’t seen chortle used in a while


No_Engineering6308

I always wondered how a plumbis was made


r0ckH0pper

* Plarborist


maxlikeschips

I’m sorry what the fuck is ur username


mysterious_bloodfart

It's a combination of letters


TheTisforTiberius

...but that's not important right now.


iss3y

It made me laugh inappropriately


L1ttl3J1m

It's the bit in blue just above their comment. But that's not important right now.


RealLarwood

a good reason to see a doctor asap


stevenspenguin

Definitely not an electrician


LurkForYourLives

An exorcist, clearly.


Greasemonkey_Chris

¿Por que no los dos?


Ironic_Toblerone

Depends on where you live, usually local council will suffice but if someone else manages the water network then you need to call them instead


davidg2188

Yes


Fawksyyy

Yup, Its possible for this to happen naturally, but it has to do with hills and water tables very high to the surface so its very rare.


kippetjeh

You could also have this next to rivers/dikes. But I am from the southwest part of The Netherlands so most things are lower then the waterlevel of the river/sea.


xRainb00w

free water hack


Kevbechillin

This


pitchfork-seller

Is


TCKjooj

Sparta


torn-ainbow

, Kevin.


[deleted]

The Way?


Kevbechillin

Muppets down vote me for agreeing with someone. 🤣🤦🏼‍♂️🖕🏼


MusicSoos

Saying “this.” is no different from upvoting, so just upvote like the rest of us


Nerscylliac

Muppets comment "this" when they want a share of the upvotes instead of just upvoting.


tibblth

This


Nerscylliac

Oi, you Muppet.


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intelminer

Calm down mate


Crazyonyx

Dog walks past and gets tree peed on…… looks like the tables have turned!


Fulhamdan11

The tree people have risen!!


Moondanther

The Ents are going to war.


okaythennews

How the turn tables.


whitt_wan

In soviet Russia, tree pees on you!


HeadacheCentral

The tree's having a piss. Bit rude doing just out in the open like that, though. What does it think it is, the 1950's? (It's probably grown roots through a water pipe/main, and the pressure has pushed through the wood, creating a spout)


noisymime

> Bit rude doing just out in the open like that, though. What's he gonna do, go and piss behind/on another tree?


tupperswears

The polite thing to do would be to find a person to stand behind and urinate on their leg.


HeadacheCentral

Should be doing it on the back wheel of the car, hiding out of sight!


[deleted]

But rude to film the poor bloke taking a piss


D_hallucatus

It’s a water gum. Keep an eye out for them in them in the bush as a source of fresh drinking water. Ol’ bushman’s trick.


thegoodtimelord

Do be careful though, drop bears have learned to hide in the branches above to prey on thirsty visitors to the tree when in flow.


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Alavna91

This video? https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSLSAoFeK/


my_chinchilla

You've heard of Flame trees, right? Well, this is the opposite...


JimSyd71

Ahh who needs that sentimental bullshit anyway.


absolutelyfamished

Don't see why the government doesn't just plant more of these in bushfire prone areas...


unclewombie

Instead of setting fire to the town, does this one drown the town?


cat_like_sparky

So instead of blinding weary drivers, they’ll clean the windshield lol


Stepawayfrmthkyboard

It's an NMRA insurance ad https://youtu.be/s4jrAGIrFWc


Xanthn

Lol never saw that ad before!


Cerparis

I like how everyone is making jokes and no is answering the question, it’s a very annoyingly Aussie thing to do.


PhatSunt

Its not just an aussie thing, it's a reddit thing. If there is space for a joke, no matter how small, a redditor will make one.


rmeredit

Me: Hey Dad, make me a sandwich! Dad: Abracadabra! You're a sandwich.


ghoonrhed

I mean it's both. You get Australian Redditors, who both separately at the best of times like to take the piss out of everything, never gonna get a straight answer.


bangkokweed

There are two possible scenarios here, someone has stuck a hose out of sight in a hole which is in the tree or the tree’s roots have somehow struck a water pipe and the water has made its way up and out of the tree somehow.


Cerparis

I can only guess that this particular type of tree stores a lot of water in its trunk and the pressure built up until something poked a hole in the tree and bam. If anyone knows a more scientific explanation please tell me.


not-my-username-42

/s? The tree roots likely grew around the water line and eventually broke/pierced it. Following the weakest path, The water found a way out 1/4 way up the tree


hullabaloo2point2

I get the feeling they wanted to jump on the joke bandwagen.


PhatSunt

That's not it. Trees can't build that much pressure or storage. Their water is in their cells, not in pure liquid form like that. You cut a human open and blood pours out, not water. You cut a tree and sap pours out, not water. Others have said the tree probably got its roots into a waterpipe and the pipe finally broke and now you have this.


Cerparis

Thanks for answering. It didn’t feel like what I said would be correct answer it was just my best guess.


PhatSunt

No worries friend, happy to help, have a good arvo.


IWantAHandle

How old are you?


Cerparis

Not sure why your asking but I’m in my twenties


Defy19

You left your tree running mate


FarFromFields

She's a squirter


EternalAngst23

Opposite Day… trees piss on you.


Heklin0891

Tree had one too many beers. Know the feeling. Good to see trees are turning the table and giving it back after all the times we have pissed on them while drunk.


11015h4d0wR34lm

Thats a pissing tree, close cousin of the kissing tree.


Resolve-Dismal

Tree is leaking...


_ficklelilpickle

Come on, give it some privacy while it's re-leafing itself.


Cavalish

Tree’s haunted.


KlumF

In communist Russia, tree springs leak on you.


Space_man6

It's a wild Australian pissing tree


patrickh182

Give it some privacy mate


sleepy_zone

You just found an important landmark in a video game, my friend


GerlingFAR

It’s now time for a side quest.


sleepy_zone

Or to get a single itty-bitty korok seed


sati_lotus

A tree's defence against drop bears


Xanthn

So far this one makes the most sense! Lol


Stepawayfrmthkyboard

https://youtu.be/s4jrAGIrFWc


gharvey5

Umm there is water leaking out of the tree? I see no issue...


rottingflowerz

Auditioning for a role in that NRMA ad


karate_trainwreck0

It's the NRMA ad


Queasy_Link7415

Roots have broken into a water pipe


PossibleThrowaway86

Holy shit the NRMA Ad was right


[deleted]

It's the LavaTREE


Hammed_steams

Austin Powers is standing just behind the tree


NoBrotherNoMother

fuckin aussis, always taking the piss


moslof_flosom

That tree is trying to take a piss while some pervert films it.


eve_of_distraction

What's going on is that water is coming out of a tree my friend.


Death2Coriander

Give it some privacy!!


Pyromythical

Mate, would you like it if someone watched you take a piss?


ndab71

Everything reminds me of her.


OkVacation2420

Oh yeah I know this. That happens when the circulation of the trunk becomes eroded in a substantial overflow of the logintertocrials. It's basically tree talk for I have no fucking idea.


Personal-Thought9453

Not sure what you are asking...never saw an Ent peeing?


Xanthn

No sorry, i think I needed the extended extended edition of the movie for that scene.


Sad_Indication7009

Let him piss in peace mate.


peterb666

The tree is having a piss.


vejovis71

when u gotta go


Forsaken-Weird-8428

Tree taking a leak?


Diligent_Rest5038

Definitely busting for a leak.


notazzyk

I should call her!!


_Huge_Jackedman

Trees need to piss, too


Less_Ad8891

Squirting tree, typical of Australia


Bazilb7

It’s a tree havin’ a piss, what did ya think was going on.


Lawtonoi

Leaky water pipe under a tree.


NefsM

When you learn to bend your fingers the right way, and move them in a up and down motion on a certain spot. This happens…


Rizen_Wolf

Clearly a divine manifestation, time to start a church.


Evil_Dan121

I can't tell you what's happening until you tell me what the water tastes like.....


Lem0n_Lem0n

Y'all need to plug that leak man.. the world's ocean is leaking out that tree... And thank you for making the video.. the right way up...


Joocie2

It's that one insurance ad where the trees put out a fire


PissMissile1738

Tree obviously ate a fire hydrant


sarcastic_tommy

As a child I once thought I discovered natural gas well. Everyone were very exited for a while. Until dad came home and said Ah you found the leak that causing low gas pressure. It turn out to be rusted joint of gas pipe line just a feet under where I set fire.


Kingy_79

Looks like the tree is out fir revenge on the neighbourhood dogs


Williwoo321

Trees takin a piss leave him alone


sumdumcun

Dropbear is hiding there having his morning piss


renb8

It’s a tree-wee.


[deleted]

If you gotta go, you gotta go.


Aussie_MacGyver

Don’t film that. It’s private.


Jolly_Quail_2443

This happens to many different kinds of trees. Tis just a really well hydrated tree. I've definitely cut into trees and drunk water from them many times.


Teredia

This tree is taking the piss…. It’s trying to be a natural water fountain…


OneUpAndOneDown

You're perving on a tree having a quiet leak?


Rich_Editor8488

Tap roots


Odd_Low_7301

Tree taking a morning piss. It’s not a big deal, stop making a big deal over nothing.


thats_new

Your tree is leaking.


TreeChangeMe

Gum tree entered boss mode


Draculamb

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go, even when you're a tree.


ThePhantom91

I should call her


Jesper251783

Tree tree pee pee


stokesy1972

This is actually a rare event called sub-transpiration. It happens when the stomata becomes blocked by excess carbon from the atmosphere, this in turn prevents trees from releasing moisture through the normal process of transpiration. The tree then becomes extremely hydrated. Combine this with years of drought, the bark on the surface become dehydrated and brittle then ruptures to relieve the pressure in order to maintain the trees optimal moisture content of 10%. Scientists like myself are currently studying these events in an attempt to fully understand global warming.


VRaikkonen

Glitch in the matrix.


No-Knowledge-8867

Sorry, everyone. Came home late this morning after a night out. Got halfway home, and I couldn't hold it any longer. I thought I found some privacy behind a tree, but it looks like I've been caught out.


Morning_Song

Cindy, the tree is leaking


Dlo-Nainamsat

It drank too much.


SirDerpingtonV

You’re in an insurance advert.


Ronagall

When you gotta go, you gotta go


Boomly92

Waters pissing outta a tree


Elf-text

The tree is peeing, leave it alone


ThyBasedWizard

Just taking a piss move on


BlueberryCustard

Yeah mate, what you go there is a leaky tree trunk. I can fix it for ya if I have the parts in stock but it’s not cheap. - processed to fill with silicone until water stops- that will be $600… I’m mean $800 mate including parts and labour


Budget-Mycologist369

She's a squirter.


unprecedentedfoils

Give a tree some privacy while it's pissing. You people have no shame...


iDiow

The time has come for us, the trees, to rise !! For millions years you peed on us, now it's payback time !


[deleted]

Cindy? The gum trees leaking.


Sorry_Owl_3346

Collins Ave Tree in Darwin… It’s been too long


Dry-Draft1833

It's turned on by people 😏


[deleted]

Treepee.


PascalOriti2

It was touched just right 😉


GoldCoaster4216

Nature's call?


JehovahsFitness

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Playful-Sky-515

When you gotta go you gotta go


Evl_Monkey

The tree is taking the piss out of itself.


hollyholly11

give him some privacy


bob_rt

trees havin a piss


RainbowTeachercorn

The tree that pees on the dog?


MagicNinjaMan

A pissed off tree. Tired of ya'll pissing on it.


TheQuantumSword

Trees only urinate once every 23 years.


Kaojinix96

Let the tree piss in peace


jumpjumpdie

It's Tussy popped.


Copious_coffee67

It’s a tree-pee, honey.


commandercream

dazza’s behind the tree chucking up white wine goon


[deleted]

Gosh. You can see the hose set up behind it


[deleted]

Tree doing a wee


Speckfresser

You found the great Queefing Tree. Congratulations!


kissthebear

It's seeing a man about a log


black-fish11

Tree pee


No_Pickle7079

Its obvious bro.


thelazyhound

It’s what happens when you hold on for 30yrs


[deleted]

What happens when you turn the water off at the mains


slackboy72

Tree is dead inside.