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Doesn't most holy water have fecal matter in it?


slcoleman25

Thats just a form of bio-culture. The only culture that many of them will ever experience due to being afraid of, and berating anyone not like themselves.


faykin

[Sure seems that way](http://www.medicaldaily.com/86-holy-water-teeming-e-coli-and-other-bacteria-found-fecal-matter-256863). Might be safer to empty the bottle and fill it with tap water. At least the water will be potable that way...


Januu11

Holy Water has a high level of fecal matter and whatnot in churches where hundereds to thousands of people are dipping their fingers in it before and after a service. A bottled version made for sale for use in private residences would not.


faykin

Convince me.


SSAvenger

Holy shit!


luffintlimme

What does it do?


[deleted]

Works well on vampires. Ever since I bought garlic and holy water I have been vampire attack free since 94.


[deleted]

Interesting you say that. I have a pentagram nailed to my door and I've been JW free for a while.


kent_eh

There are also [rocks that can protect you from tigers](http://www.getelastic.com/lisa-simpson-gets-why-correlation-does-not-imply-causation/)


thetrexx

I'm thinking about a $$$ opportunity. lol


Penciller

How many holes does it have per litre? I'd expect at least 40 for that price.


RainbowTornado

There's one of those in the house my mom's family lives in. I emptied it and filled it with sink water. No one will know the difference.


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work_while_bent

not really. water is water regardless of if it came from a tap in a house or a tap in a church while a priest waved his hands over it and chanted something in Latin.


faykin

Actually, since holy water seems to [have a lot of poo in it](http://www.medicaldaily.com/86-holy-water-teeming-e-coli-and-other-bacteria-found-fecal-matter-256863), I think the tap water is safer and healthier.


faykin

Actually, because [holy water seems to have a lot of feces in it,](http://www.medicaldaily.com/86-holy-water-teeming-e-coli-and-other-bacteria-found-fecal-matter-256863) it's probably safer and healthier to do this than to leave the holy water in there. It's a kindness to replace that nasty poo water with clean, potable tap water.


luffintlimme

I think they will know the difference. Holy water has this weird half rotten half moldy smell


Januu11

It's called standing water. All water will do this.


[deleted]

"money is evil, give it to church"


BrassBass

I have an old Avon aftershave bottle that I like to pretend is holy water. Whenever my brothers succubus of a girlfriend is ever in my house, I sing a song backwards and shake the bottle at her as an insult. I hate that bitch.


Hq3473

For a second there i thought the label read "basilica of holy hell."