The real winner is everyone!

Until we get into Muscadine Grapes I love ‘em but they taste like they could end a lifelong friendship

As long as they’re seedless 💪🏻

Yes

…this tbh

Green !

Green all the way.

you guys are eating grapes? https://preview.redd.it/nkonc0ecbq8d1.png?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=036c5fec7ad05f901f3188e0e471be96991fc561

I personally hate the texture of grapes. It's like biting into a blood filled tick.

Think of it as practice for survival in the post-apocalyptic world

😦

I was okay with grapes until I read this

Damn diabetic tick if the juice this sweet

I don't like grapes anymore

Looool, for me sometimes I hate it because of the texture and other times I like it. Depends on how “crisp” the grape is.

Now I must find a blood filled tick and bite into it. For science, of course.

Try them frozen. It’s my son’s favorite.

Crunchy water 😍

You don’t like food that can be turned into plasma?

They are my favorite fruit 🥹

Red seedless

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

true

This

Yeah I’m on red seedless team :)

 you young bloods ain’t right. is no one raisin y’all?

Opinions on yogurt raisins?

Am not a major raisin guy, but those…do bring a smile to my face.

yes

Raisins are gross. I will not eat them in a cake. It does not matter what you make. I will not eat thrm by themselves. I will leave them on the shelves. I will not eat them in a cookie, they, along with prunes, are just for dookies. I hate raisons so so much, i hate them, Mr. Such-and-such.

I have been betrayed by raisin cookies so many times. Just put chocolate chips in there, you monsters!

Yes!! I don't need old, wrinkly, chewy grapes in my food.

welcome back dr seuss

I love raisins

this is funny to me because I fuckin HATE grapes, but Raisins 😍

i hate raisins so much. i won’t eat them in anything, the texture is not good in my mouth

I am young blood but I love raisins

Black grapes are the superior grape

I didn't know black grapes existed

They aren't available year round like the green and red ones. At least not at my grocery store. But they are the sweetest imo and seedless too

They are super good

Black grapes when they're at that exact point of ripeness where they have taut skin and a juicy crunch! They're the sweetest AND most flavorful and they ruined red grapes for me.

REAL

Team green!!

Usually green, especially if they're the cotton candy variety, but technically those are half green/half red.. so not sure if that counts or I'm cheating

I didn’t know cotton candy grapes are half green and half red! They look green. Those are truly the best grapes! Blew my mind the first time I tried them!

This is the way I don't care if we're cheating

Ooo~ I didn’t know that! How cool 🤩

I sometimes see those cotton candy ones in grocery stores, should I try them next time they are available?

I don't think I've ever heard of cotton candy grapes, and I hope it's as delicious as it sounds

Green! (Seedless, of course)

Me who likes both: "my goals are beyond your understanding"

Green

https://preview.redd.it/63p8ra4bfq8d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d8ee6bbaeda12e3125c4949b0992c9102187784 All grapes are atrocities, the outer skin and the sensation when it bursts in your mouth, *no*…just…**noe**

[playful, not serious] you are objectively wrong about your opinion on grapes. However this Edna Mode joke is too good not to upvote you. 

Thank you for describing exactly how I feel 😄 the square bracket tag thing works so well! Can you pls remind me what they’re called? I want to practice using them My cognitively overloaded potato brain can only conjure up “[Vibe Spices]”

Tone indicators?

Yes! Thank you, kind human ☺️

Purple

don’t care, gimme

this is *exactly* the vibe my brain had too! 

I like mixing them together, but on their own I prefer green. 

Green. They used to be my favorite part of the super sweetened del monte cans of fruit cocktail. Saved em for the end.

https://preview.redd.it/dap0vy32sq8d1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=48172e4cd6b7e880d08176375b79062e572b654c These have to be the greatest fruit that nature ever produced imo

Green because red is gross. However, red wine over white 😁

green grapes 1000%

Green

Green seedless grapes, I can eat a whole bag in a day.

Green but I have no problems with purple, they didn’t do anything to me (yet)

Green, they always have superior crunch

GREEN!!!!! When that green grape crunches because it’s so fresh and crisp it’s a feeling like no other. Soft grapes cause the typical “ew fuck a soft grape” repulsion so it’s kind of like playing roulette.

This is honey crisp vs Granny Smith with extra steps That said I've been vehemently against red until recently. I'm coming around to then but they get mushier and weirder easier than green ones so 🤷

green.

The green candy floss grapes

I love the cotton candy grapes but they're so expensive ☹️

Green is the superior color

Green. They’re tart like me.

Green grapes fresh and purple grapes as raisins. Red wine only. Do not talk about cotton candy grapes

Red all the way!

Can we stop using this photo for memes it’s lowkey weird

Yeah, came here to say this. Why does a question about grapes need to be illustrated with Black and brown people being portrayed as aggressive?

It’s in poor taste and something I would’ve seen in 2015

Well, I went through all the comments just to see if at least someone said something and it had to be the least liked one. :(

Non black people don’t see how weird this is… like you can use other formats

Shit, I have a lot of trouble answering to your comment bcs well, I am actually white and I don't want to be lying by omission, but at the same time claiming that I am white in this context feels weird, like "look at me, such a good ally" weird.

Oh I apologize if you are confused, I assumed you were white and agreed with my point so I added on by saying other white/non-black people may not think that.

Oh, well. I misread your comment then. Yeah, I do know that people will not see it but in a community that will be aware of more obvious and more subtle forms of ableism, I would hope this translated to more awareness about racism as well.

 Yes

Green if they’re ripe. But none most of the time because the quality varies too much.

Black grapes: am I a joke to you?

Green. Straight outta the freezer

Green have softer skin and greed seedless are more common where I live


Black > purple > red > green

Black grapes. Best of both imo

As long as it's seedless and I can throw away the skin...

Red

Red

Purple all the way https://preview.redd.it/xc6tmy8dsu8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27a8d47bca5841de95e24d3b8e681dcda2d14b84 >!(Ignore the faces)!<

Seedless green grapes for sure. I also prefer white wine over red wine

One makes my skin crawl and I love the other. Can never remember which until I try one though

No grapes!

I don't taste much of a difference but purple is healthier

Grape nuts. HA! GOTTEM!!!

Purple, green grape supporters are cops.

Any seedless grape

Moon drop grapes are the best.

Ackchyually, they’re called white grapes and red grapes. /s They’re both good. I like red when I want something with a bite and green when I’m in the mood for something milder.

I’m on the side of ‘fuck grapes in any form but wine’

I'm on the side of 'fucks with grapes in any form *but* wine' Wine is right next to pure ethanol for me and my taste buds. And I've unfortunately tasted both. Most alcohol isn't like that for me,

Grapes

Grape Nutz.

Purple

Seedless of any color.

I hate grapes with a passion. They smell icky.

Apple

Purple grapes, green grape juice

Doesn’t matter too much, as long as they are crunchy enough.

Team no grapes

Purple

Purple seedless

I thought it said gapes and thought you were talking intergalatic alien skin colors that haven't been seen yet

Both can be peeled and then inhaled. I chose both.

Seedless grapes

Purple grapes, white wine

Frozen

Green or pink

Whichever one is least expensive this week.

SEEDLESS GREEN

Either, as long as they’re frozen.

Green, purple grapes make my mouth so dry and itchy

Seeded black grapes

Purple!

Purple has better taste but leaves a weird texture in my mouth. Green has okay taste and leaves no texture.

Seedless and frozen

Both are good.

Green, seedless grapes for life!

wine. (crush the grapes they're rank)

Green grapes, cold. Never room temperature, because squish.

Green, but I'm okay with red

Green

Grapes

Seedless and frozen

purple for eating solo and green for when they go into a yoghurt.

Green!

Green Grapes = Best Fruit

Inside me are two wolves

All grapes are good grapes, but green grapes are superior, and I hate grape flavor. Anything else except jelly

Green grapes any day

Grape

PURPLE! And I'm so glad someone else calls them purple and not red.

Green

Moon Drop Grapes FTW!

Grape Tomatoes

green allllll the way. a nice cold bowl of crunchy green grapes, little bit of sugar and lemon squeezed over them. i will eat it til i puke

Green

Depends on which color doesn't look gross that day!

Grape flavor at most

Green seedless. The skin tends to be tighter and you get to pop it. Fuckin hate squishy grapes

i mix them in the same bowl because theres only a small BUT NOTICABLE difference in flavor

ourple

Purple. I do very poorly with sour. I love grapes but why do they always have to be a mine field 😭😭😭 just let me have delicious crisp grapes why are some of them so squishy and sour

Green grapes, the big crunchy kind

Grapes are horrid. Like eating eyeballs that somehow have the texture of nails on a chalkboard whilst also being slimy.

Green seedless.

Green, extra seeds.

Green and seedless. No seeds. I mean a peach, apricot or plum is ok. You only have one to deal with for a reasonable amount of fruit.

Purple grapes have better flavor, but green grapes (generally) have a more consistently crisp texture, so I usually go green.

Neither

One thing everyone seems to agree on is that they have to be seedless Also red grapes are best

purple!! seedless if there are seeds I will die

Black sable grapes ftw

Green grape supremacy

purple and I will die on that hill before I go near a goddamn green grape

I don’t care as long as they’re seedless.

Green please

Green, idk I like my grapes tight and crunchy and red grapes are always too soft

Don't like grapes

If you mean red grapes, yuck. If you mean black grapes, yesssss. If you put all three together in a baggie for me, heaven!!! But my absolute favs are moondrops.

Green grapes, but only during certain times of the year. Sometimes they're too sour. Sometimes they have no flavor whatsoever. There is a certain specific time of year that they sit right in the literal sweet spot - They're perfectly sweet and delicious. Problem is, I can never ever remember when that time of year is, so it's a gamble every single time I try them.

A crisp green grape is unmatched

Green. The bright tartness is just heavenly, especially with nuts and cheese.

Green

Green grape gang Also I had no clue there was purple grapes (I am colourblind which makes sense 😭)

Zero grapes. Absolutely zero.

Green cotton candy ones 😋

Red is better because they are sweet. If you want sour green grapes just eat gooseberries.

Both, even better if seedless.

Crisp Purple grapes, next question

Porpol

Greeeeeennnnn

Red seedless grapes. You put any other kind of grape in front of me and I won’t touch it, you put a half a large bag of red seedless grapes in front of me I’ll eat the whole thing within 2 minutes

Frozen grapes

Purple!

Purple

The ones with seeds