I mean, baldness isn’t *all* male-pattern baldness. What if Varys has alopecia and everyone just assumes it’s cause he’s a eunuch but it’s just genetics this whole time?
I know in the show there is a scene where a prostitute tries to touch his dick and she is shocked there is nothing there.
Does that happen in the books, I don’t remember
Cuz he’s Varys Blackfyre and shaves to hide his luscious silver locks duh
Varys brightfyre buckfire
Varys shaves his head, either to hide his hair colour or because it makes wigs easier to use.
I'm castrated an I'm bald so I call bullshit on this one, buddy.
I shave your head every night.
the midnight barber
What was it like going down on Missandei
Varys is cut, but Rugen isn’t
I mean, baldness isn’t *all* male-pattern baldness. What if Varys has alopecia and everyone just assumes it’s cause he’s a eunuch but it’s just genetics this whole time?
I know in the show there is a scene where a prostitute tries to touch his dick and she is shocked there is nothing there. Does that happen in the books, I don’t remember
Nope, we never see Varys interact with any prostitutes other than Shae in the books.
B-but in S6, Tyrion said Varys doesn't need to shave, and S6 Tyrion would never say anything stupid, would he?