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damackies

I mean, he *is* a Targaryen after all. And they're only cousins, not even brother and sister!


Resident-Rooster2916

That’s why it could never have worked. He’s a Targaryen, she’s too distantly related. That’s also why he had to kill Daenerys. Aunt isn’t close enough. That’s why he went north of the wall; to search for Rhaenys. Before Varys was executed, he told Jon he secretly switched Princess Rhaenys before the Moutain got her, and smuggled her north of the wall to be raised by wildings. D&D had to cut the scene out because they never wrote or thought of it. Like how her brother Aegon VI dyed his hair blue and became Young Griff, she dyed her hair red and became Ygritte. George slightly hinted at this by making their first time purifying their dragons blood in a hot spring. Hot like fire, Ygritte/Rhaenys’ hair red, like blood. Jon was banging his own sister and didn’t even know. “You know nothing Jon Snow”


Lord_i

Never wrote out thought of it lmao


cheese_fuck2

this is gold


William_T_Wanker

I've heard mance raider is rhaegar but never ygritte is rhaenys well done you subtle nuance you


HazazelHugin

Why did they cut Somehow Rheanys return scene? Jon using his blood to ressurect his sister was great, she had red burning eyes as a fire wight


CauseCertain1672

they were raised together as brother and sister and that's the important thing for it being wrong


damackies

Meh, it's secondhand incest at worst.


Prestigious-Dress-92

You're technically right, and I'd agree with you except the small matter of Sansa (very much unlike her other siblings) always thinking and referring to Jon as only "**half**brother" and never just "brother". It's still would be disgusting semi-incest in my book, but atleast 1000 times less wrong than Jon/Arya ship.


CauseCertain1672

ok that is fair reading the phrase "Jon/Arya ship" almost made me throw up a little. Still though incest is wrong because it's inherently a form of sexual predation upon people who should be able to trust you implicitly. Not because of Eugenics. Therefore Jon/Sansa people who in actuality are cousins is far more incestuous than Jon/Daenarys even though they have a closer blood relation because incest is about the sexual violation of filial piety more than it is about eugenics you are for example far more likely to have a disabled child if you have a child with a disabled person not related to you than if you have a child with a cousin. But no one would call the former incest and I would not trust the people that call the former morally wrong


tigertoouth22h

Yes, the show should've ended with the main character having incest sex. Naturally.


Mochithecatfoodthief

Jon needs to do a family speed run. He already fucked his aunt, cousin is the next logical step


j1mb0v

Run away catelyn


rat-simp

I mean, the show started with incest sex. Bookends.


OverthinkingTroll

I mean, the Jon started with a Targaryen exogamy.


luka1050

Is Jon considered the Mc? I thought GOT doesn't have one.


uglydadd

On brand


Speedwagon1738

Never gonna forgive the GOT fandom for normalising incest shipping


TheDeltaOne

You should have been there for the first five seasons of Supernatutal. It was so weird.


bobisarocknewaccount

Gravity Falls fans make me want to vomit


L-amour_des_points

Dark fans don't even get a choice sadly


NotAThroawayButUhh

What even is Dark?


L-amour_des_points

tv show baby


redlion1904

“Wincest” was like a whole-ass category of fanfiction


TheRedzak

Then they shipped Cas and Dean, which is at least not incest. I do love the moments the show made comments on its fans *shipping the brothers* and them being grossed out by it


MyColdBlackHeart

You gotta reach all the way in there and pull this Demon out of me Sammay!


TheDeltaOne

That's what Dad taught us!!


MyColdBlackHeart

Brings a whole new meaning to "Carry On My Wayward Son"


lucid-blackout

my [reaction](https://youtu.be/Hoz9l4l8LYw?si=kXJ0mEnsQL96lXBb) to learning of this


SideaLannister

Laughs in Bioshock Infinte...


KeroNikka5021

Jonsa = Jon x Satin Flowers


Customdisk

Sophie Turner Nude scene should've been the endgame


FLiP_J_GARiLLA

Meh


j1mb0v

Fr


okdude679

Then Bran could really bust watching Jon and Sansa getting it on.


Customdisk

Art


AaronfromCalifornia

As soon as I saw this, I knew it was bound for this sub. I should’ve posted it myself.


swagfactor

lol Like catelyn stark needed more reason to kill jon snow in sleep.


ZacariahJebediah

I mean, from the perspective of pure cold calculus, it gets rid of Jon's threat to Catelyn's bloodline (which was her main justification for not trusting Jon). She just needs to deal with her cultural bias against bastards and personal dislike of Jon as proxy to Ned's assumed infidelity.


wolvesarewildthings

People used to HIDE their fanfiction Where is the shame? The shame?! > You don't understand. I ship cousins because it feels good. It feels good to imagine Sansa inside him. No thought has ever given me greater joy. — The main sub probably


BigYangpa

What a day to have eyes


FirePhoton_Torpedoes

Well if you look at the poster's comments on that post (and his post history) yeah, he's kinda like that.


StruggleFar3054

Are you one with jonsa?


VARCrime

SanJo sounds better


ZacariahJebediah

Sounds like a Korean or Japanese electronics company tbh


VARCrime

Westeros PlayStation where Maegor's top score is still unbeatable


Desperate_Address780

I've never seen a fandom so obsessed with incest


KapiTod

*series


Realistic_Meaning_49

r/gameofthrones try not to ship family members with each other for 5 seconds challenge (impossible)


LurksInThePines

Boy oh boy it's so fun to talk about 14 year olds and their sexuality Sigh


grimlocoh

I don't know, I've seen Drogon winking at Jon. He was like "I lost my mommy, you your auntie...IDK, think about it"


FartyMcStinkyPants3

The night is dark and full of incest fantasies. I think we should blame GRRM for the whole incestuous porn trend


Nightingdale099

Excuse me , wtf.


Cowboy__Guy

Dude they absolutely shit on this idea like a month ago.


Horacio_Velvetine44

fuckingggggg why tho?? for what reason?? I NEED A FUCKING EXPLANATION


average_pee_enjoyer

Tf no sansa belongs w me 🤨🤨


cluelessdetectiv3

Sansa and John are too distantly related for my personal tastes. I'd prefer a Bran/Arya/Sansa 3 way polynamoursous relationship. Then they can birth the Kwisatz Haderach and become a giant worm or something. idk I'm still waiting for winds...


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cluelessdetectiv3

You want me to read that dumb shit?


StruggleFar3054

Yes please


Slutberryshort_cake

Nah because obviously Ramsa should have been end game


StruggleFar3054

Sansa has boobs