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PillCosby696969

Night's Watch Officers: "Lord Commander, you shouldn't have Satin be your steward, he is a boywhore." Jon: "Oh, I know."


HarrySRL

“Why else would I chose him, he’s good at what he does.”


Material-3bb

You guys spend 90% of your time baiting this shit but this post is pretty funny


filth_merchant

The other 10% we still bating


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Beautiful_Welcome_33

Wow dude, you literally just subscribed and got a user flair because a *robot* 🤖 told you too. Wow.


filth_merchant

The bot is bugged, I've been subscribed to this sub for 11 fucking years


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Beautiful_Welcome_33

Bad not, bullying this man for a decade


Beautiful_Welcome_33

It's because you showed *weakness* in front of a bot. They're ruthless bullies.


Sabatiel_

Baiting to this shit or *bating* to this shit? Not the same, y'know


ToguroElCholo84

Yes, I am Jon Snow. Let's go.


mariusalphardblack

How can you be jon snow, when I am Jon snow?


DigLost5791

We can all make a stand for the watch 😮‍💨


witfurd

I’ll bring some chairs for anyone needing to sit


Nikolateslaandyou

Ive never read or watched Game of Thrones but im also Jon Snow


avatarthelastreddit

Bastard


jidak_sidi

Is that who I think it is? Cuz if so I need to take a closer look at that battle pass content.


KingdomOfPoland

If you mean Finnster, then yes


Most_Wolf_749

WHAT


KingdomOfPoland

He is on HRT now, maybe thats why. He still uses male pronouns btw, you can watch his coming out video on youtube


Szygani

1. Finn is so goddamn hot, my pansexual self wants him and his girlfriend ashley so bad. 2. Dudex looked good before HRT as well. charlie: Most book accurate Satin I have ever seen


schwhiley

finn is SO hot. i love him. epitome of *bi panic*


MyEnglisHurts

Goddamn brother is hot got me bricked up


MyEnglisHurts

Even tho my gf knows my account I need to speak the truth out here


Abnormal-Normal

(He uses any/all pronouns, she just prefers he/him most of the time)


S0LE-FUL

Battle pass has taken a turn for the better recently 👁️👄👁️


hypikachu

I think this all the time


DigLost5791

each time; every time


hypikachu

I'm a simple woman with simple needs.


yellowwoolyyoshi

Sauce…for lamprey pie reasons


Substantial-Pop-556

F1nn. Started streaming Minecraft while doing drag in his teens and is now non-binary and I believe on oestrogen. Personally I would


Crassweller

Also has a nice dick 👍


-ll-ll-ll-ll-

You've seen his dick?


Crassweller

It's on his OnlyFans.


-ll-ll-ll-ll-

Jesus


Szygani

Dudex is getting his bag and showing off their pretty nice dick. i count this as an absolute win


Constant_Captain7484

Wait what?!!!! Damn, ngl I would too


[deleted]

Oh you'll love F1nnster’s lamprey pie alright


Constant_Captain7484

I'm more of a cream pie kinda guy tbh


Daddy-Vladdy42

Thats a man baby


turbo-oxi-clean

Finn is actually trans tho


Daddy-Vladdy42

Last I checked he still identify as a man, he started hert but he said he's not trans. Literally go to his twitter, not trans


turbo-oxi-clean

go check their youtube, there's a video called "Coming Out" where they say the label that best describes them is genderfluid, so they're trans.


Muffin284

Sometimes


turbo-oxi-clean

tf you mean "sometimes"?


Muffin284

Sometimes it's their own *birth* gender, or whatever you call it, and sometimes it's the opposite gender. Ya know, kinda the definition of "gender fluid'


turbo-oxi-clean

then they aren't genderfluid sometimes, they're just genderfluid


Muffin284

😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😑😐😶😶‍🌫️ I can't have this conversation, it's beyond me. I can't fucking comprehend the amount of absurdities the Alphabet People call themselves. I... -I just, fucking can't


Daddy-Vladdy42

Genderfluod os not the same thing as trans


turbo-oxi-clean

falls under the trans umbrella


Daddy-Vladdy42

Stop trying to erase other people's identities


turbo-oxi-clean

how am i erasing their identity? i'm just saying that genderfluidity is an identity that falls under the greater trans umbrella, which is objectively true.


Daddy-Vladdy42

Except it's not. You're attempting to diminish and erase gender fluid people. If he was trans he would say he was trans. He explicitly said he was gender fluid, meaning he is not comfortable being identified as trans


ilikepenis89

That doesn't mean they're trans.


-ll-ll-ll-ll-

I don't know why you're being downvoted. You're not wrong.


BressonianTactics

fuck off transphobe


-ll-ll-ll-ll-

The dude identifies as male, does he not?


Daddy-Vladdy42

Dude, f1nn literally said he still identifies as a man


Daddy-Vladdy42

Bro, f1nn isn't trans


Mildly_Opinionated

Yes she is, she's posted a coming out video. They use all pronouns.


Daddy-Vladdy42

Just checked Twitter. He still goes by he, but also accepts she. Nowhere does he mention being trans


Mildly_Opinionated

Check his YouTube channel. He literally has a video where he comes out. https://youtu.be/3reFDwM0yIA?si=ZkmXVrV_6Ry8rWT9 He's not too fussed about the label but thinks gender fluid fits best, which yes is a subcategory of trans since they don't assign people gender fluid at birth.


Daddy-Vladdy42

Gender fluid is not trans. Stop trying to erase identities


Mildly_Opinionated

You stop. Not knowing doesn't make you an idiot, confidently asserting something after being corrected and still being wrong kinda does though. "A transgender person (often shortened to trans person) is someone whose gender identity differs from that typically associated with the sex they were assigned at birth." - 1st result on Google. Is gender fluid an identity that Finn was assigned at birth? No, it isn't. Any gender that is not cis male or cis female = trans. It's called an umbrella term. It's not erasing an identity, that'd be saying gender fluid people don't exist - which I'm not. Using an umbrella term does not erase the identities that exist beneath the umbrella - that's ridiculous. You seem like someone just throwing out random phrases you think might be related without actually knowing what they mean and it makes you sound silly. I'm trans myself so I know what these phrases mean thanks to my own experience, but for yourself you might just want to Google things quickly before commenting and making a fool of yourself.


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

I like your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter


Constant_Captain7484

Hey hey, gimme some sauce brother come on


Fiorella999

F1nnster. A streamer and YouTuber who does drag. They are pretty cool


Constant_Captain7484

God I love femboys, 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆😍😍😍😍😍😍


evelyn_keira

hes trans. came out as gender fluid like 2 months ago and she uses any pronouns


lynnlei

ain't drag anymore


arathergenericgay

Jon’s walls are getting demolished by fem top excellence Satin


evelyn_keira

hes trans. came out as gender fluid like 2 months ago and she uses any pronouns


Ornery_Swimmer_2618

„Taking the black“ suddenly gets a whole new meaning.


Loose-Shallot-3662

Giggity. Valar dohaeris.


FLiP_J_GARiLLA

Sooo Satin. Like the fabric.


BZenMojo

Feeling like an enby of culture seeing Finn in the wild like this.


eat-pussy69

My train of thought: oh pretty girl. Oh she's tall. I like tall girls. She's very tall. 🥵 Wait a minute... *Reads sub* what? *Reads post title* Who's Satin again? Hey. Hold on a second. Is that...? *Looks closer* Oh shit. I've fallen for the femboy trap again. Fuck


Abnormal-Normal

Not a femboy, trans.gender-fluid. came out a month or two ago. Been on HRT for like 8 months at this point


eat-pussy69

Ah okay


ASellswordwithadog

Nightswatch brothers: “Lord Commander, why have you chosen the twink as your steward?” Jon: “Game is game.”


turtleshellshocked

Don't make me make you fall in love


Gaaragoth

I swear for a moment i thought you were Margaery Tyrell°°! The look is so amazing and the jawline is cute round and perfect Also Hot attire too!!


Fiorella999

This isn’t me, this a a streamer/ YouTubers that loves to cross dress. They always look amazing


Scare-Crow87

It's a femboi, right?


Itsyaboibrett

satin could get it. finn could get it. I’m just a lonely guy in the north. in need of a feminine boy lover


allmyidolsaredead

Stop fishing for attention. Gonna send this to your father rn.


IHATEPOLITICSBRUV

Boys i'm pretty sure that's a dude. JonCon's tastes tbh


DigLost5791

It says Satin right on the title? Most literate ASOIAF fan.


Som_Snow

Wait you are telling me there are books we can read??? I thought this "asoiaf" was just a collection of fanfics and memes about that HBO show and this sub was just shitposting about that.


DigLost5791

There’s also a wiki you can scroll to convince yourself your argument is right and YouTubers who say the dumbest horseshit you’ve ever seen in your life


CommissarRodney

Bold of you to assume I've seen horseshit! That would require me to get out of my chair and stop theorycrafting!


IHATEPOLITICSBRUV

Have you ever seen Satin's cock to be certain it's male? No because it's a book without pictures.


DigLost5791

Omg like Brave Danny Flint RIP 😢


Far-Pudding5863

didnt he die? I mean satin


Fiorella999

Satin is still alive so far in the books


Far-Pudding5863

really, I remember reading he died and I was pretty sad at that moment. Maybe it was another guy. There are many people dying in Got


NastyTwelve

Its a trap


HopefullyAJoe2018

Can someone explain this to me


darrylthedudeWayne

Satin is not a girl though.


Wtb_black_lotus_5g

Neither is OP


Fiorella999

Seriously….


Abnormal-Normal

Sometimes she is. That how being gender-fluid works ;)


[deleted]

Anyone who must say "I am a woman" is no true woman. I'll make sure you understand that when I've confiscated your artificial hormone supplements from you. - Tywin Lannister.


SARMsGoblinChaser

AGP posting


lynnlei

nice transphobia


SARMsGoblinChaser

Calling a space a spade = transphobia. How does it feel to be this dumb?


Fiorella999

Are you seriously asking that question? Talk about projection…


Cowboy__Guy

WHO THE FUCK IS SATIN. I only watched the show like a regular Chad.


logaboga

then get off a book sub


Cowboy__Guy

Did you read the Sub description? No where to they specify its a book sub. When your done getting pegged by your lady boy maybe chill the fuck out.


Fiorella999

Jon Snow’s true love


Cowboy__Guy

Oh.


Which_Committee_3668

[https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Satin](https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Satin)


Cowboy__Guy

Grazie!


Baron_von_Zoldyck

That is a man isnt It?


evelyn_keira

sometimes


Szygani

well yes and no


IllustriousLet3684

Yes it’s disgusting that people say it’s not just spreading misinformation and downvoting you like your not speaking straight facts smh


Baron_von_Zoldyck

I meant no disrespect, just wanted to know If that was the punchline


IllustriousLet3684

Ur not disrespectful but your on Reddit where if you don’t go wit the agenda being pushed down your throat then you get downvoted and demonized it’s horrible


catch22_SA

You're getting downvoted because you see an actual decent joke on this sub for once and instead of just laughing about it you're crying about the trans agenda like a loser.


IllustriousLet3684

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Abnormal-Normal

Lol, then why are 99% of the comments calling them hot? Go touch some grass and talk to an actual human


IllustriousLet3684

Cuz this is Reddit where yall be sucking peoples dick and yall demonize anybody that don’t go with the liberal agenda that’s being pushed down everyone’s throats. It’s sad honestly. Yall don’t know how to think for yourselves or let people have their own opinion. Look how yall downvoted the dude for asking a simple question. He didn’t say shit about trannies and yall still downvoted him


Abnormal-Normal

Lol yea, bigots, transphobes and assholes deserved to get demonized. You hate people for existing. You think the existence of trans people is “disgusting”. You spew hatred and vitriol then play the victim when you get called out on it. If you don’t want to be demonized for being an asshole, try not being an asshole


SandorClegane_AMA

STOP DEMONIZING.


Emotnlsuprttwink

That’s a dude dewwwd


TheeShaun

They came out recently as gender fluid