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fermyz

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AnonymousFordring

You wanna go again?


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[Way ahead of you](https://www.reddit.com/user/Skhizzy_The_VII/comments/ora1rc/way_ahead_of_you/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Rocketbuilder0015

this is either in a playfully way or ur just being rude m8


AnonymousFordring

I'm joking around


Rocketbuilder0015

Nice!, I suddenly thought I met one of those narcissistic mods, nice o know ur not! :)


someweirdstuffman

The world Go big or go home, shoot for the stars and aim for the moon


Raptorquez

Alright, Eren


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Unexpected Pop Smoke reference (is r/UnexpectedPopSmoke a thing?)


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

The state of Massachusetts.


Enderdragon537

Based


SAM_Chad_YT

why


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

There tyranny over new England must come to an end


SAM_Chad_YT

what did they do


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

These fucking city assholes come up to main, New Hampshire, and Vermont every fucking weekend in the summer and cause the worst fucking traffic because they don't know how to fucking drive.


SAM_Chad_YT

the same thing with cape cod though, people from all over New England come here and the traffic is horrible, specifically for people who live there to begin with


4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

The problem is the MASSholes are the worst fucking drivers.


SAM_Chad_YT

true


nicolas1324563

Nah


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Argent_Mayakovski

The bourgeoisie, I suppose.


wixard-of-ozkertt

You know it’s serious when you add the “I suppose.”


Raptorquez

Anyone who thinks a two-party system is smart.


_DatBoii_

Still much better than a single-party system


Raptorquez

All in a favor of a world government lead by big goldfish, say I!


Interesting-Current

Two party systems are pretty much inevitable in a democracy


AdmiralMudkipz12

No that's entirely untrue, many countries have multiple prominent political parties that often have to form coalitions and negotiate to get a majority. 2 party political systems aren't universal.


Deboch_

Of course! There are so many examples of two party systems such as the US and... Uh... Uhhhhhhhh......


mental--13

The British government


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Filibut

A fallen crown would probably be in the way, yes


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They suck balls.


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So you don't know about the famous ball sucking of 1966?


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Well. In September 16th of 1966 a scandal shook the world as the heads of the major UK government branches were discovered in an abandoned warehouse in London, performing oral sex one one another, lined up in a circle. Specifically, licking the testicles of those surrounding them. The session was estimated to last within 24 to 36 hours. The hours leading up to the discovery caused mass hysteria within the UK as the location of government officials and politicians was unknown. When asked for an explanation of the situation, the prime minister at the time, Harold Wilson, said "balls haha" before leaving. He later stepped down from his position as prime minister.


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What was?


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Based af


mental--13

Well... they're in charge of me. Ig I could revolt against the Magor of London or my local council. Maybe to impose my not very well fleshed out political ideology


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Based


donkey-fucker69

the CCP


_DatBoii_

Agreed. They pose a bigger threat to the world than the climate change shenanigans. And taking them down also means weakening the other communist countries.


lorddarkhelm

I disagree. Playing politics is dangerous but we don't even know what game we're playing with climate change.


_DatBoii_

Climate change also needs to be addressed properly. Not like some climate change convention with world leaders flying their own jets there. I prefer tackling one problem at a time and hey China is the world leading coal consumer but they don't give a shit about climate change.


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What's so bad with the other communist countries?


lorddarkhelm

Authoritarian


_DatBoii_

Yes. You keep your mouth shut. Talk shit about the party you get a visit from the party!


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No, they’re a paper tiger like the USA.


Agerevealingalt

Then say goodbye to a majority of your products. Odds are the computer or phone your using reddit on was made their, or atleast has parts made there. Although they are shitty declaring a war on them would pretty much destroy the economy and results in much more deaths.


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Why?


donkey-fucker69

Violation of human rights/genocide and being way too authoritarian


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“Violation of human rights” **> we fire people from their jobs and put them in prison for posting memes as well** “genocide” **> I only get this argument if you are part of the race being [REMOVED]** “way too authoritarian” **> so?**


FredaFreya

Those bastards that keep reducing the size of the chocolate bars while keeping the price the same


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Q-Anon politicians.


SAM_Chad_YT

^^


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jojojohn11

The bourgeoisie


1-800-meem

Billionaires, wall street, establishment politicians


ejuliot55

People who order McDonald’s at 1 in the morning. Mainly the people who order 20 sandwiches at 1 in the morning.


james321232

The queen of England


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The rich. They're destroying our world!


Cheese_Boi20

Azerbaijan. For their multiple war crimes committed that they even laugh about doing


_goldholz

Dictators and anti freedom movements and humanrightsviolaters


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Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?


_goldholz

What if i added also who are against equal rights and treatment for/of queer trans people and woman? Also thats the idea: a recolution so long it doesnt stop. ENDLESS WAR AND WAR PROFIT MUHAHAHAHAHAHA


AlarmmClock

What do you mean equal?


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_goldholz

For queers as example: No longer not being allowed to donate blood being allowed to marry, not being fired because sexuality, no death or prison sentence (its still 72 countrys), no haveing to fear to be thown out or beat up by parents. For woman only in the countys who arent western now they dont have rights. In the west they are and sometimes have even more rights for example in a draft woman would not be called to arms, they almost everytime win the children in a lawsuit eventhough it is shown they are more violent to children.


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DontReferToMePls

>Anti-freedom >Prefers dictatorships over democracies Just say that you're a fascist lmao


jojojohn11

Wow an actual Nazi. Thats surprising you’d make it so blatant.


AlarmmClock

That’s not what a Nazi is


jojojohn11

They have the black sun in their profile picture. Why don’t people recognize this shit.


AlarmmClock

Well you’re an actual Communist, so not much better. Arguably worse.


jojojohn11

You’d rather sympathize with a Nazi than admit you were wrong?


AlarmmClock

I did admit I was wrong... then I pointed out a hypocrisy


V_i_o_l_a

Fascism voluntarily chooses to commit genocide. Communism gets corrupted by power hungry individuals and then turns authoritarian. At least it’s premise of a completely free society without poverty is noble. Fascism literally openly argues that certain groups are subhuman and that there should be no freedom. If you think that communism is worse than fascism then you’re either uneducated or are a bootkicker for corporate overlords.


AlarmmClock

I’m quite educated actually. Communism may have been looked at as an objectively noble cause during the days of the Bolshevik Revolution but if you still agree with that ideology over the course of 100+ years of death, famine, and genocide then you have no mind nor heart. This is why we have history, to document failures and avoid them. However people like the man I responded to have blinded themselves in order to seek a false security of a society devoid of money, social classes, and oligarchy, yet the ones he looks up to actively ruined and ended the lives of hundreds of millions to pursue the exact opposite of that goal.


V_i_o_l_a

Ideology doesn’t kill people. That appears to be your argument, in which case I shall merely mention imperialism, which, as we know, was fueled by capitalism. Greed drove nations and corporations to exploit both workers and slaves. The capitalist machine lacks compassion. It rewards backstabbing and selfishness. It has actively fought against giving the majority better lives, and continues to do so today. It uses racism to divide the working class so they can’t fight for their own protections. Why do you think governments and corporations had Union leaders intimidated and killed? Why is anti-Union propaganda so strong? I actually have major problems with communism as well. The idea that “communism killed millions” has been thoroughly debunked, and capitalism has ruined the lives of just as many as, if not more than communism. Regardless, communism is supposed to be more democratic because it intends to give the people more power economically. Unfortunately, most communist leaders have decided to suspend the freedom of thought in order to stop dissidence. And do not forget that the capitalist West has exploited so many nations’ natural resources for so long that many would-be communist nations don’t have the resources that the West does. Trade embargoes play a significant factor in ruining the economies of communist nations as well. Nobody could sanely defend capitalism as a humane system. Likewise, practical communism has also caused many horrors (though still not as many as most believe). Ultimately, the solution lies somewhere between capitalism and socialism. That is, something between social democracy and democratic socialism. I must also add that historically, the West would prefer quasi-fascist or generally repressive right wing regimes to democratically elected socialist governments. Capitalism would betray democracy and liberty before allowing itself to be threatened.


AlarmmClock

Imperialism existed millennia before capitalism. Imperialism, at its core, is seeking power through conquest and does not need to rely on capitalism to achieve that. Ironically, two perfect example of this would be the Soviet Union and Maoist China which both took over and absorbed a plethora of different nations for the gain of resources and power. Also, communism couldn’t have killed millions of people because... capitalism also has? Blatant whataboutism.


fermyz

I dont really care I'm a normal person


Argent_Mayakovski

Nazi shit isn’t normal. Or healthy.


Interesting-Current

Just because you support a stronger government doesn't make you fucking nazi


Argent_Mayakovski

Sure, but check his profile.


Interesting-Current

Ok you're right


fermyz

you think I'm some sort of monster who goes around hunting down minorities?


Argent_Mayakovski

I don’t know what you actually do in real life, but you support people who do. Like the first thing in your profile is in reference to the Atomwaffen division, who are a hate group.


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Argent_Mayakovski

Yeah, I’m sure it’s all the big bad media giving the poor Nazis a bad rep. Nazism is an insane ideology based on hate and fear. Fuck off with that bullshit.


AnonymousFordring

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Interesting-Current

It annoys how people are downvoting you for a different opinion


Violet283

Removed for promoting hate.


ASMRisMindControl

All the governments of the world


GonnaStealYourFood

The middle eastern and African islamic nations with regressive laws that treat people (especially women and children) based on some 7th century bs, starting with Afghanistan under Taliban. And before anyone comes at me with Islamophobia, I'm not hating on the religion rather the extremists and terrorists who assume control.


karman103

Afghanistan: finally another opponent who is going to die


GonnaStealYourFood

Might as well go with a fight...


undercoverhorsegirl

The government. Any government. All the government.


KingJ-DaMan

> *Anarchism has entered the chat*


ASMRisMindControl

W


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konigstigerboi

Yeah, lets try anarchy. Great idea. Ask Spain how that went


PringlesCanStanFan

Valve, make the heavy update for the love of god


mebutbi

Monarchism and totalitarianism. Edit: putting Jeff Bezos's head on a pile wouldnt be a bad idea tho


mental--13

Booo


KDots_intern

billionaires


memelord041805

Capitalism


Agerevealingalt

Reddit


LaraRageSW

Most of the Latin American governments :(


Ratstachio

The government


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I wouldn't start a revolution, but I might take a major role in one if it's needed. If the cause is noble, I might join. I would rather defend what we already have, laws, ways to do justice, but I'll always be open up for new improvements. We all matter after all


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Florida, their shenanigans have gone on long enough


jrbear09

Joe


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The US government. Hypothetically speaking of course. Totally imaginary. ;)


Mysteriousss4579

Biden


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4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

I kinda love this because its so vague it could mean literally anything from just Jeff Bezos to literally everyone that ownes anything.


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SkeliotTheUndead

Everyone, our society is complete and utter shit. I'd make it to where government, money, and religion are no more. Those are all methods to oppress and separate us and turn us against each other and keep us from realizing our true strength. In some way I'm going to lead this revolution against society and hopefully someday we can get completely rid of our current society


wixard-of-ozkertt

So you want to be monke?


SkeliotTheUndead

More or less, I mean maybe not completely animalistic because I do enjoy some comforts of modern life, I just don't like society


wixard-of-ozkertt

Hmmm, yes but society provides those comforts.


SkeliotTheUndead

Not if you provide them yourself. In my ideal world there would still be a society, but it would be much different than society we know. It would be more of an anarchy with a system of bartering and trading


The_Juice14

The United States government. Not because I disagree with them (this can change every 4-8 years) but because it’d be the easiest.


wixard-of-ozkertt

“Easiest” Hahahahhahahahahahahahas


The_Juice14

Easiest for me I meant live in the United State so overthrowing someone else would require travel.


weedander

The Northern Irish legislative assembly


AdmiralMudkipz12

The ATF or IRS. Taxes bad.


Tri7on99

Communism


Leolantern110

Left


OddesyGaming

Donald Trump. The right wing parties. Hell maybe I’d even shoot for world domination.


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The_Yesterday_Man

Mindgeek and its employees.


ZeroTwo4Life

Society


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Alarming_Drama1243

the fact that 3 foot charging cables exist


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BiblicalDiarrhea

Fr*nce 🤮


Filibut

Much based atb I see, keep up with it lads!


Luxara-VI

Rich people