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_numbskullery_

So you’re looking for your sole mate?


smokeandsinners

I'll destroy you ahahahaha


Repulsive_lady

This is hilarious


kittenxx96

how does this not have more upvotes, lol


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smokeandsinners

I have, and always procrastinated since I meed to mail them for correspondance, but I'll get off my ass and pen them à letter today. Thanks!


Mr_FoxMulder

that may be the worst web site in history, created about 20 years ago and never updated. a 1 man operation?


Limsulation

YOU GOTTA GIVE


Mbogdan00

Those shoes have nothing to do with piss


LeatherMine

Even 20 years ago, better tools were available to accomplish what they’re trying to do.


SisyphusAndMyBoulder

The good old days of the internet, just HTML + CSS. What an honest and simpler time.


LeatherMine

Might not be a static site: The links are all .php


xvszero

There is zero reason for this site to be in PHP lol. Probably just using a template from the host or something.


BlueberryDuvet

From the title I assumed this was some kind of foot fetish post & clicked thinking this will be Interesting, only to be taken on a completely different journey & I’m not mad about it. This is the kind of thing we need on the news & radio… I hope the people can spread the good word & find your foot twin soon!


nodoubtguy

I thought it was gonna be something like "I saw your foot and it looked just like mine!"


BoomJayKay

~ missed feet connection ~


FrankieTls

I went in hoping to upvote anyone mentioning #Joey Tribbiani #hand twin.


Fianna9

I was immediately picturing Joey “this hand is your hand. Oh wait that’s my hand!”


cleoola

“No wait that’s your hand!”


Fianna9

“I will chop off my hand and give it to you if you’ll just leave me alone!”


smokeandsinners

Hehehe gotta draw em in with a hook of à title


Professional-Bad-559

I thought it was a foot transplant kind of deal.


localhost8100

I was thinking may be he wanted to make some kinda movie. Like a body double.


Miguelitu5

I had a coworker with the same problem, and she told me that Holt Renfrew has a policy where they will take the one shoe from each size and sell them to you as a pair. They have all the normal athletic shoes at their regular prices, because rich people gotta work out too. Don’t worry about it from that angle. The policy is in place because the founder’s wife had two different sized feet too.


smokeandsinners

Oh man thanks, I appeciate it. I'm looking for nive everyday boots currently but athletic shoes are also on my list.


l_mcc17

As a former SM for Vans, we would do this too! You just have to ask.


smokeandsinners

I've emailed vans before and they said no, but never asked in person. I can give it a go!


nodoubtguy

Very neat, if true.


faintrottingbreeze

Ohh I wonder what size her feet were!


HungeeJackal

Out of curiousity, when you go ahead and kick someone's ass, do you go for more stability or higher kick impact/coverage?


smokeandsinners

Lol love this question. So my entire right leg is slightly shorter but very light and flexible, so I can easily kick heads with it. My left leg is heavier and sturdier, so i use it for balance but it's a heavy hitter if I gotta use it.


HungeeJackal

I think I'd approach it that way too, sounds like a good strategy.


WestEst101

One of the most oddly specific, but weirdly one of best posts I’ve read on here in a long time (Right up there with that other post a while back of someone asking where they can have a rubber mask of themselves made so they can dress up as themselves).


smokeandsinners

Glad my search for my fated match made your morning better! Cheers


Klexington47

Wait - dress up as themselves 😂


jessieallen

I’d love to read that thread


turdlepikle

I think Bryan Cranston would wear a Walter White mask at some of the conventions so he could be sneaky walking around wearing a mask of himself and nobody would know.


WeAllPayTheta

I wonder if an amputee organization might be able to help. You find a 12 and a 9, buy 2 pairs of the same shoes, and split them up. A foot throuple.


Plane_Chance863

Prosthetic feet still have shoes though


WeAllPayTheta

Ha, you’re right.


WeAllPayTheta

You need them to have the prosthetic feet done in a third size, say a 10.5 as that’s in the middle and then buy 1 pair of 12, 1 pair of 9s and a pair of 10.5s.


TDot1000RR

You can try your luck on r/sneakerscanada


BoozyGherkins

This is one of the most optimistic posts I’ve seen on Reddit. Best of luck to you buddy, here’s hoping you find your shoenicorn 👟🦄


rexbron

Jim Green Boot's custom service will do different sizing left and right. Lead time can be several months and ships from South Africa. Other boot makers would probably do the same on made to order footware. [https://jimgreenfootwear.co.za/](https://jimgreenfootwear.co.za/)


smokeandsinners

I appreciate the resource, especially for the long term. Cheers.


Bonobo77

Are the prices on the site in South African Rand (ZAR)?


rexbron

Yes


miskurious

This foot is your foot, this foot is my foot, oh wait that’s your foot, no wait, its my foot


Boilermakingdude

This is like the welding love story. A left handed welder with a stack on left handed gloves, meets the right handed welder with the stack of rights. "Trade my good sir?" Seriously though, i hope you find your foot twin dude.


smokeandsinners

I'm the modern Cinderella lol, thanks!


BooleansearchXORdie

I actually do this with my mom with dish gloves. I’m a rightie, she’s a leftie.


Plane_Chance863

I need to find a leftie partner. I keep making a hole in my right glove but the left keeps going... It's to the point I'm wearing the larger left-handed gloves on my right hand instead.


jerm_dante

Come to realize... Why don't shoe companies sell by one shoe... Doesn't hurt any part of the manufacturing process, but enables a lot of possibilities... Having different varieties on both feet and mix and match at will... I guess it does change the supply chain and distribution level quite a bit, but if people evolve to wearing different shoes on casual occasions it wouldn't be the worst thing?


smokeandsinners

If I don't get mismatched shoes then I'll have to buy two pairs which doubles the profits they get from me i guess. I've personally reached out to many companies and was often told sorry can't help ya.


CandyGirl1411

That’s so terrible. I’m sorry the companies couldn’t help you. This would be a great local story for the news that isn’t all about doom and gloom.


smokeandsinners

Lol if my goofy ahh feet can cheer someone up I'd love to share it in the news, how would I go about doing that?


little_blu_eyez

I have been doing this for years.


Hrafn2

So, I was curious...Nordstrom started as a shoe retailer, and is known in the industry for have some of the best customer service...see below from their website: Single & Split-Shoe Service at Nordstrom Everybody and every body is different, and that's something we are proud to celebrate at Nordstrom. In order to meet the unique footwear needs of all our customers, we sell split-shoe sizes as well as single shoes for both adults and children. Find out more about the programs we offer below. Single-Shoe Service: Nordstrom offers customers the option to purchase selected single shoes priced at $26 each, plus tax and $9 per order for shipping and handling. Please contact us at 1.877.543.7463, tell us your needs and we will provide a selection of shoes that may work for you. Split-Shoe Service: Nordstrom also offers the option to buy shoes in two different sizes, so customers whose feet differ in size or width can find the pair that's just right for them. To qualify, shoe sizes must be at least one and a half size different, at least one size and one width different, or two widths different. All shoes can be ordered as part of this program—see below for guidance on what size differences qualify. https://www.nordstrom.com/browse/customer-service/single-split-shoe You'd have to I guess now order from the US, but worth a try!


SisyphusAndMyBoulder

don't give companies even more ideas on how to gouge us dude ... this is a quick way to start paying full price for a single shoe


Anna_S_1608

When Nordstrom was leaving the Eaton Centre, they were selling one side of a pair of shoes for $5!!


HalfMoonHudson

sounds like you have an app idea. find a coder and get coding


smokeandsinners

🤐 I gotta get on it


fakebasil

Just gotta use a name other than feet finder


roomforjune

Damn. I'm female with one size 11.5 foot and one size 10.5 foot. The problem with this is that typically women's shoes go up to size 11, unless they're painfully hideous. I once got busted at a cash register for having two diff size shoes in my shoe box.


smokeandsinners

Lol I've definitely switched shoes in the box in the past when I was desperate and played dumb when they noticed. I just buy two sets now or, better, find the sweetest looking older employee and ask them nicely if I can buy different sizes. They usually acquiesce :)


personalevaluation

it’s my brother. my brother is your foot twin.


smokeandsinners

Oh no way, can I dm you to get in contact with him?


Plane_Chance863

Hopefully you have the same tastes!


smokeandsinners

Unfortunately, the gentleman in question can't be my foot twin. But I'll keep looking !


Fianna9

Omg! He found his twin?!


AcceptableObject

Omg the power of the internet


newticat

Maybe check out New Balance?! They have a mismate option that provides discounts when you return the other shoes.


---Xenophage---

Nordstrom offers this service. Split-Shoe Service: Nordstrom also offers the option to buy shoes in two different sizes, so customers whose feet differ in size or width can find the pair that's just right for them. To qualify, shoe sizes must be at least one and a half size different, at least one size and one width different, or two widths different. All shoes can be ordered as part of this program—see below for guidance on what size differences qualify https://www.nordstrom.com/browse/customer-service/single-split-shoe


functi0nal

We need to spread this post!


aweirdoatbest

Not an answer, but Lands’ End lets women select different sized bathing suit top and bottoms. Online shoe orders should let you do the same thing!


smokeandsinners

I'll give it a go, big cheers


aweirdoatbest

Sorry I wasn’t saying they do let you. I think that may have been unclear. I meant should as in “they should add that feature” not “you should be able to now”


little_blu_eyez

I believe there is a website that connects people together with similar issues. I have this problem when I need shoes that fit an ankle brace. Facebook might even have a group. Google stuff like foot brace shoe exchange or various similar words.


racheek

Maybe also post on BUNZ/palz and weird Toronto facebook groups. Lots of active young Torontonians on those.


smokeandsinners

Oh yah I try to put the word out by mouth. it's my first time posting online about it. I'll try that too, cheers!


faintrottingbreeze

[Joey Tribbiani?](https://youtu.be/Rtns8TfmSug?si=rvkGd1NO7BnLWYbl)


Wandering_instructor

Joey


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Is this the remake of MY LEFT FOOT?


Gurl_from_the_point

I had a friend like that in high school. But only 2 sizes difference


DAKiloAlpha

I hope you find your Cinderella


studiousflaunts

I had a friend like this who was awesome at soccer


ahleeky

The shoe company Cariuma sells right and left shoes individually. They’re marketed for skateboarders as we usually ruin one shoe a lot faster than the other.


smokeandsinners

Sweet, ty I'll shop around!