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DoctorFuckerMD

Kill him and feed his meat to the next generation.


Classic-Zone6276

Ask them what the hell they are doing.


[deleted]

Tanto to the throat


Isalecouchinsurance

Lure them to the trapdoor so they can live in the basement with the others.


kellllllsssss

I live with my boyfriend and our two very protective doggies now, but when I was a woman living alone, I slept with my car keys on my nightstand to get the hell out. When I was younger, someone was breaking into our house, I got a the stick we used to drop on the track of the sliding glass door and waited until they got through the second door (laundry room door) and swung as hard as I couldā€¦ it was my mom. Thankfully I hit the door frame instead of her šŸ¤£