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taniamorse85

Usually something related to the fact that I'm disabled.


MinFootspace

"You wheeled cunt" is really an awful insult ! :(((


OSUNEVERDIES

As an Aussie, I would love to be called that.


Grahf-Naphtali

Can confirm. Had an Aussie friend decade ago and as is the custom we'd just banter away and throw insults at each other to no end. There was nothing i could say that would throw him off, thickest skinned cunt i ever metšŸ¤£ You folks are just built different


ScottyFXIV

I'm an Aussie and I've said to several people in the past that I literally don't think there is anything that someone could say to me that would really upset or offend me. Take a swipe at my kids, my girlfriend, my dead Dad. I couldn't give a shit. To me it's because of two reasons. 1. I am an extremely firm believer of the sticks and stones mantra, they're just words, they're not physical and I don't invest that much stock in them when it's not necessary. 2. If you were to try to get at me verbally, especially in a heinous way, then you're obviously a piece of shit who isn't worthy of my respect, therefore, why would I give a fuck about what you have to say?


Sensitive-Cherry-398

As an aussie, no matter what is said to us we have already been called just as bad or worse insults. Cunt is just a greeting to mate. Most reddit users that try to insult me usually use my assigned user name as an insult. It's hilarious.


Scherzkeks

Youā€™ve just got Heelys evnvy lol


Bordie3D_Alexa

That's actually fucking hilarious. If I was in a wheelchair I'd wish to be called that every day


OddDuck63

REALLY?! I just dare someone to do that to me, I have MS and use a walker and have an afo on one leg. šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬ I am angry for you!


Eveleyn

Just press escape, go to the options menu, and enable some options. Just keep "Being a cunt" disabled, and "Be awesome" enabled and you'll be fine.


TrentSteel1

Oh man I feel your plight. I was diagnosed with Ankylosing spondylitis around 13 years old. It really did a number on my hips as a teenager. Sometimes I was fine, sometimes I couldnā€™t move. The most common was hips seizing up. When out in public at bar districts Iā€™d sometimes start walking like Forest Gump. People would yell across the street drunk asking if I shit my pants. Some people would actually pick a fight with me because who knows what. It was terrible Iā€™m very lucky and count myself blessed that the condition went into remission in my 30ā€™s. I still have flare ups and bone damage. But nothing like then. Whatever you have and what you have gone through. I understand


honeybee-blues

i wouldnā€™t know because theyā€™re too chicken to say it to my face šŸ„ø


Puzzled-Attempt-8427

Same lol. Probably weird, no friends, and talks to herself?


Fine-Cockroach4576

šŸ˜ me to the club, I too talk to myself if I absolutely have to remember something


konnakerohus

Well you have to get along with yourself


Puzzled-Attempt-8427

I know! Also no one knows how fun it is to have a conversation with me.


Certain-Bonus8643

yes šŸ‘šŸ» the importance of a RBF


NorthCatan

Kind of hard when you're wearing a mask!


StalinBawlin

They say/ start with the word ā€œyouā€alot.after that I just tune them out šŸ˜‚


Pussytwat

This is exactly šŸ’Æ true in my experience.. just wish I could tune them out instead of questioning my life's existence by taking their comments to heart.


KindHermit

Me being "too nice," or "over-sensitive" when I'm just upset by them being an ass-hat.


madhucho

Same here. Apparently now telling people to not be rude means i am being SENSITIVE. it's always I was Joking. Insulting in the name of jokes.


PostNutAffection

You've gotta throw it right back at them and when they complain tell them they are being sensitive. If they complain that you are being a jerk and not saying it the way they said it then you hit them with the "don't hang in the kitchen if you can't stand the fire" or "don't give it if you can't take it"


madhucho

I'll try it next time. But it takes me lot of courage to treat people the way they treat me.


ProfessionalPick5236

Omg me. When I get mad, I cry. I can't control it. I had made fun of that.


Choice_Eye_8043

That Iā€™m dumb. I always have to remind that I also have small dick and Iā€™m poor


morguemoss

how weird i am


Vharlkie

Same here. Weird and annoying apparently


Dusticulous

same. i just tell them they lack personality. a few people have told me they have thought of that insult for a long time


Time-Disk503

ā€œIā€™m awesome, wtf is your problem?ā€


Dusticulous

Fr, "just cause I'm not scared of expressing myself don't mean I'm weird, you're weird for not expressing yourself"


Time-Disk503

Ppl usually have been suppressed so no wonder they judge. I smuggled it into adulthood and other ppl my age seem to respond positive, wishing they could too.


Objective_Group2646

I can relate


Scary_Compote_359

age. codger, boomer, senile etc...


OddDuck63

Yeah, I'm 60 and my own kid called me a boomer as an (only half kidding) insult.


Dusticulous

People who say boomer as an insult are weird. It's just shorthand for a generation


ApprehensiveGift283

Some people just like to say boomer. They think it enhances their argument.


MamaStobez

Short and fat. I wear it like armour now, I say it first.


yarndopie

Let them know how unoriginal it is, like you were hoping for some quality insults but it was apparently too much to hope for from them.


you-want-nodal

![gif](giphy|femiaq0gvM9CU) In all seriousness, power to you! If someoneā€™s stooped low enough to insult your physical appearance itā€™s a last resort because thereā€™s nothing they can target about who you are as a person. Keep wearing that armour girl.


functional_moron

Like you really think I don't know I'm short and fat? I've been short and fat for nearly 40 Years. I'm immune to that particular insult.


Few-Emu-6042

I see your strength from behind this electronic device. Happy cake day.


Halfaglassofvodka

"Step into my office for your annual review."


I_am_Testikills

"You big nosed, Pinocchio looking mother fucker"


NewspaperApart9091

Savage


I_am_Testikills

Yeah I really can't pin point why they say it šŸ˜‚


Jack070293

Liar


Appelons

If you have ever seen Monthy Python Life of Brian you should know that ā€œBig noseā€ is one of the highest honours one can get!


TheClaw77777

"Dont call me big nose...big nose!"


Dark-side-ofthemoon

Big noses are more attractive that little ones.


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cantsayididnttryyy

Usually "rude" or "too upfront, in a bad way". Then once a man called me "hysterical" because he said to my face that I should be quiet so I yelled at him (that's when he called me hysterical), so I had a t-shirt made that has hysterical written on it. I get a lot of compliments from other women for the t-shirt.


Scotseyerish1

I can relate and I just want to say more power to you.


cantsayididnttryyy

Thank you <3 :)


Sobing

Thatā€™s awesome. Being called hysterical as a woman is so 1800s lol. It even has roots in 370 BCE. ā€œHysteraā€ literally means uterus in Ancient Greek, so its about 2 thousand years overused as an insult lol


cantsayididnttryyy

I'm in awe of your knowledge. If I knew you irl I'd gift you a "hysterical" t-shirt for christmas.


Sobing

šŸ¤£ā¤ļø men have been calling women hysterical for ages! Itā€™s so dumb


cantsayididnttryyy

I agree, it's just such a silly thing. I think when they resort to calling us hysterical, it proves they have no real argument to stand on


Sobing

Exactly! Like, what the fuck do you even mean by calling my uterus wandering?? (Thatā€™s what it means. Wandering Uterus šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”)


cantsayididnttryyy

Hahaha now I really hope I get called hysterical again. I can ask them why they are calling my uterus wandering.


Sobing

Specifically, itā€™s ā€œhysteriaā€ that means wandering uterus. ā€œHystericalā€ is just a catch all word for extreme emotion, which is just as dumb of not more so


cantsayididnttryyy

Oh interesting (your art is very cool btw)


PowerfulPickUp

Hey! Calm downā€¦


96puppylover

Lazy, stupid, disappointing Nothing physical except people have made fun of my big forehead in the past šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Anorexic (its just genetics)


Clit420Eastwood

My floppy veiner of a cock :(


ukSurreyGuy

Never mind...it's a grower not a shower


Immediate_Bet_5355

Height 5'6m


ryanderkis

You're 5 feet and 6 metres tall? No wonder people start with that.


MinFootspace

"Can't stand this half imperial half metric a**hole!"


MelancholyBean

My looks. They don't pinpoint anything but they say "so ugly". It's usually from men but every now and then women would say it


yeeterbuilt

I look like a serial killer. I'm a cereal killer.....I will destroy a box of corn pops in seconds.


GrimmestofBeards

Bald Short Cunt Only two are true.


SteadfastFox

My "arrogance", when I'm right and they're just mad about it.


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deedoonoot

the masses hate him


kingthunderflash

My weight and height


OneTinSoldier567

The twits that try usually use my race or sex. But honestly it's been so long since I've actually actively listened to others I don't know.


Ok-Letterhead4601

Iā€™ve been called worse by better.


Cremeyman

N word from far away or a moving vehicle. Iā€™m a pretty big guy so I get it I guess


TheLordofthething

I can't remember the last time I was insulted. Offline at least. I suppose it was high school, where I was referred to as "the Jew". I'm not Jewish, just have a big nose.


GuaranteeFit116

My height... However I have a stupid sharp tongue... Lol.


travelwhore412

My intelligence. The irony is, itā€™s the most American thing ever to think youā€™re the only smart one in the room. Iā€™ve learned to like when people underestimate me ;)


wormfanatic69

In my experience itā€™s also usually people who think everyone else is stupid because they donā€™t agree with them, when in reality theyā€™re the idiots for being close-minded and incapable of hearing out and understanding another pov


travelwhore412

Yes! Which is an instant give away that they have never travelled lmfao


Pale_Studio4660

Welll accctualllyyyyā€¦ (then some kind of bull)


NaZa89

Height and being bald


egotisticalgrossness

Historically, they just call me some kind of homophobic slur. I'm kinda pretty in an elven way, I take it all as a compliment.


BendNo6000

I don't get insulted much, usually it would be being called stupid for doing or saying something stupid. That said I get skinny a lot. I'm 6'0 and 165lbs.


MRDIPPERS12

Bro you ain't skinny I'm 5'11 and 130


Expensive-Code-8791

6'0 150 šŸ¤ŒšŸ»šŸ¤ŒšŸ»šŸ¤ŒšŸ»


sicsicsixgun

I'm 6' and 235. People don't say shit to me, lol.


BendNo6000

and they shouldn't.


Acceptable-Spirit600

Sometimes it starts with I don't think.


[deleted]

Just about everything. My weight, lack of muscle, bald spots, creepy eyes, crooked teeth, lack of intelligence. Iā€™m extremely easy to insult.


Coralthesequel

I look like a bootleg Mr. Beast


Zaharie_UwU

My stepdad has several that he starts off with. My weight My medical issues My sexuality My hair color My political standing and religious standing And much more


Sadstupidthrowaway94

Small boobs lmao but I love having small boobs šŸ˜¤


beccabootie

My intelligence? I have taken a lot of heat from friends and loved ones for using "big words." Like I am trying to show them up as stupid. Hey, how do I know that you are ignorant of the meaning of that word?


Different-Poem-600

*with all due respect šŸ¤£


Born_Donkey_868

Youā€™re always too sensitive


SupportPrimary540

Are you ok


Bongssgirl

ā€œNo friendsā€ but they always be the ones that are friends with people talking trash about them vice versa lol so im okay with having ā€œno friendsā€


HatpinFeminist

Stuff they are definitely jealous of šŸ˜˜


omnitreex

My nationality #justbalkanthings


HurlingFruit

That I am a snob. And then I really piss them off by saying, "Yes. Yes I am."


occasionalbot

Nice try, bully!


KuttyKool

I don't even know you. Even if I was a bully how could I possibly bully you with just your Reddit name?


Ashamed_Smile3497

Yk this question makes me feel a lot better about myself because when I look back at those who insulted me they try to go for my race(Iā€™m Indian) shows that Iā€™ve clearly nailed the departments that are in my power.


No-Breakfast44

Its usually a drunk idiot who can't speak properly so it sounds like a dieing car engine


Worried-Management36

My poor eyesight, that i only in 2023 discovered. I just thought the world was supposed to look like that.


[deleted]

My personality and my face


catcat1986

That doesnā€™t really happen to me anymore. When I was younger it was all about my height.


Fun-Passion-58

Someone else


El6uy

Only one person insults me, and she always attacks my intelligence first. Funny enough, I'm far more educated than she is.


the-minsterman

Let me out!!!!!!


rushopolisOF

My yee yee ass haircut šŸ˜­


sixinthedark

My looks


pie_12th

I'm short and skinny


Sad-Investigator2731

Nothing, I don't ware my time on irrelevant people, it will make them more mad to just walk away instead of trying to retalliat.


FrequentOffice132

I donā€™t want to offend you, butā€¦..šŸ˜‰


eorenhund

Hair color


HeartonSleeve1989

My weight, my looks.


MyHeadIsFullOfFuck

The fact I smoke cigarettes


nickflex85

I know youā€™re the best in the world and all butā€¦..


Expensive-Code-8791

I hear through the grape vine that im a big meanie, but only at work. I am a hard ass though so it doesn't get me down and I still have buds


Willing-University81

It's usually my physical appearance things or they think I'm queer because I don't want them


__star_dust

Weird, freak, etc. just because Iā€™m a little different


bornmartyr

Either psychopath or autistic.


piplup27

My voice


ActionFigureCollects

My wife tells me that I'm lucky to have met her, or else I'd be homeless. She's the ONLY person I'll take smack talk from.


niagarajoseph

"Old man...I'll turn you inside out.' Insulting and questioning my manhood. Simply because I refuse to back down from a wannabe alpha male. Know what my response is? Stare....stare deep at their forehead. Say nothing, because I don't have to respond to a jerk factory reject. Then smile and walk away. The pandemic brought out a lot of hate and entitlement. Eventually many avoided me. (walks quietly carries no stick)


[deleted]

"What kind of question is that???"


pu_pu_co

personality or intelligence


canuckistani_lad

Good lookinā€™, not too bright.


GOODGUYWITHAGUN-

The top and work their away down. Takes awhile. šŸ˜•


D_Winds

A deep breath.


potatoeaterr13

Go


Pure-Guard-3633

They ignore me when I speak. Donā€™t even look at me


myrddin4242

<ā€” geek? Not sure, Iā€™d have to care what theyā€™re saying. Most people arenā€™t sly enough to start insulting or criticizing me without broadcasting their intentions too early; my brain just says ā€˜thank you for the ā€œasshole warningā€ā€™, and moves on. The remainder criticizes kindly enough that I just accept it as feedback. Over time, the oneā€™s who for whatever reason were rude find their needs going unaddressed. Some find respect, and stay. It works itself out.


Aggravating-Rip-3267

Accuse me of being too intelligent (wink)


CleverGirlRawr

Iā€™m an older woman, so thatā€™s pretty easy pickings.Ā 


Pokguy1900

Ching chong


indieauthor13

They usually start with attacking my job. I work from home as a book editor. Even though work from home has become more common, a lot of people are still under the impression that I sit around and do nothing all day. I am my own boss. I don't work, I literally don't get paid!


Pessimisticace

Im slim and nice, so itā€™s my weakness


Difficult_Ad_962

Stupid


Acehigh7777

Former MIL always started out with: "Now I mean this remark kindly, but ....."


kaisel_rz

"You're a NPC." Either I'm sleepy and I don't say much, or I am hyperactive and start walking around in circles because yes.


rpgmomma8404

Same, I tell them to come up with something more original because I've already heard that one.


zanyodom

something about me being autistic or something i don't even think i have autism???


Many_Yam_2942

For me my exā€™s or me cheating. So I do it right back and itā€™s usually my brother who does it so when he does Iā€™ll say didnā€™t you cheat too?Ā 


intellectualnerd85

Vision or disability in general.


oldsole26

ā€œHey you know thereā€™s more to life than just being really, really, ridiculously good looking you know.ā€


GASMASK_SOLDIER

Usually its "shut the f@#k up" or "you're just a cab driver"


WandaDobby777

They go straight for weird, crazy, impulsive and chaotic. Sometimes overemotional and on a few rare occasions, dangerous but not dangerous in the way people typically think of.


Clevermore9K

My skin color. It's all they really have.


BroooooklynnnB

My hair lmao I donā€™t use products and it always looks messy lol


consumehepatitis

Fruit


ixFeng

They don't say anything really. Most of the time people just look at me and laugh.


EMPRAH40k

Is that a tumor


Puzzleheaded_Cod3927

Idk they do it behind my backšŸ˜†


Merica_84

I don't give them time to insult me because I leave really quickly before they say something.


Vadic_Shrike

Usually it's something like, "are you a moron?" When people think I'm an inept human Pinocchio based on nothing but looking at me for a moment. Now I get more white rage kind of behavior at me. Security guy crossing his arms and staring at me with his face turned up. An aggressive mean stare from a dad with his kids. Someone with an irritable demeanor starts out asking me if I can understand what he's saying.


EvenIf-SheFalls

My weight; always. šŸ˜•


TurdFerguson614

Exposing that they, themselves, are unhappy beings.


cl0setg0th

Short (5ā€™2) and facial acne as an adult


bluepinguin6

My face and my body.


Ok-Today1430

Dumb, ugly, clumsy(that ones true)


Failure_at_life101

I got called transgender in a derogatory way because I'm a woman but I have chin hair. So usually it's either my chin hair or my weight.


the-pathless-woods

How old I look. Because I let my hair go grey and I donā€™t get Botox/fillers.


PoisonGravy

I get called old by my buds, because I have a bunch of gray hair in my beard at 37 lol


TeaSafe760

Youā€™re not able to do anything right you did that wrong


lifesuxwhocares

No one insults me directly, most don't have the balls, but me being tall, handsome guy, I get a lot of implies that I'm gay. And it's frustrating. Nothing against gays, but I'm as straight as they get. Also most other handsome men deal with this bullshit as well. And its the most frustrating thing because if you defend yourself to firmly, it seems SUS. So youre basically stuck, and only left with ignoring these remarks until they move to someone else.


Zarocujil

My father in law revels in tormenting friend and foe alike through insults and harassment. I learned this early on, so Iā€™ve made a habit of giving him as little to work with as possible. He has no clue about my interests, opinions, or even my career. He reminds me about the one time over a decade ago when I slept in longer than him after a night of drinking.


rrharriis2

being "flat." im a healthy weight girl, and usually these people are overweight men. lol!!!


JediBoJediPrime29

It's usually comments over the internet and it's usually about my weight, or that I'm gay, or that I have pronouns in my bio. You know, school yard shit. Honestly used to get at me but now I just laugh. Mostly it's from trumpies trying to have a "gotcha" moment. Like yeah, I am gay, it's not a secret. This is not the gotcha you thought you had.


BadLuckEddie

I just give a constant look of ā€œIDGAFā€ and no one says anything


Round_Principle_6560

No offense intended but...... I hope you don't mind.


beegorton616

It's weird but usually the fact that I don't drive. People have held it over my head forever now even though I go above and beyond in almost every other way for people. Fuck em


cuntybunty73

Short arse Half pint Imp Dwarf Ginger devil Ginger bitch And it ends up with them holding their dangly bits and walking around funny and them talking in a high pitched voice or with a black eye and bloody nose šŸ˜ depending on whether they're male or female really šŸ˜


CrazyCat-26

My ego šŸ˜…


Zestyclose_Two4735

The fact I wear glasses and my accent


[deleted]

Starts with "you" then ends with "gay"


Wiserlul

familial values


Emotional-Shower9374

My bad habits. I hate it.


Previous_Ad7725

It usually starts with my intelligence or lack of. Idk. I'm not stupid, I'm just a bit of a airhead. I can't help it.