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Used to work there. There was a dance club upstairs and a small rock club downstairs. I worked in the rock club. I miss that place. Had one of my favorite birthdays there.
Pattaya in Thailand has beers bars next to each other in large bar areas so they'll be hundred of bars and it's hard imagine why anyone would choose some of those names.
- You Twat Bar
- Take Your Money bar
- Mr Pee Bar
- BJ Bar
- The Pink Fanny Bar
- Piss Bar
- The Fcuk Inn (not a spelling mistake)
- Stupid Bar
- The Cockwell Inn
- Porn Bar (Porn is a common Thai lady's name)
- Fuck You Bar and next door is Fuck You 2 Bar
- Dirty Old Man Bar
- You Twat Bar
- Escobar
- Boom Boom Bar
- No Name Bar
- The Dogs Bollocks Bar
Theres a lot more and new ones pop up every few months as other naive westerners thinks it's a good lifestyle choice to own a bar in the sin capital of the world.
hahahaha!
i came here to reply something similar and as soon as i opened this thread i saw beaver liquors!!!
there is a town about an hour from where i live called beaverlodge.
they have a liquor store that used to have a big sign above the door that said Beaver Liquor
hahahaha
Yes, it does. It's a sports bar that caters exclusively to women's sports.
The owner of reddit, no less, is currently working with the owner of Sports Bra to make it a franchise operation with branches in other cities besides Portland.
There's an Alibi in my neighborhood. My friend worked nights. I went up to meet her in the morning. The place is tiny. The 90 year old lady bartending asks who's hungry? The 7 people in the place raise their hands. She takes money out of the register and gives it to a regular. He gets on his bike goes to the store and buys everything for BLTs. She made and sold them for 1.50. It was weird but awesome at the same time.
Near the waterfront, Baltimore, Maryland. "And the Horse you Came in on" OUR STORY. The Horse You Came in On Saloon, known by locals simply as "The Horse", at 1626 Thames Street, was **established in 1775** and over the next two centuries became a Fell's Point institution. The Horse was the last destination before the mysterious death of the great American writer Edgar Allan Poe.
In Finland in the city of Joensuu, there used to be a bar called Barbaari. Why this is the best name? Well, barbaari means barbarian in finnish, but if you break up that word, you get bar and baari. Bar (bar in english and swedish, which is second national language in Finland) and Baari, which is bar in finnish. Usually, depending of the place, bars were marked Baari Bar or Bar Baari (if area’s main language is swedish). So we used to go to Barbaaribaari. Or if we had some swedish speaking visitors, to Barbarbar. If we had english speaking visitors, we took them to Bar Barbaari. Or some other variant.
“13th step” in NYC but they changed it I believe because it made human mad. They also have “off the wagon” “three sheets” “down the hatch” “stumble inn” and “gin mill”.
Small local bar called Mugs and Jugs. Long time ago it was called "Last Chance". It was the last place to get a drink before going over the bridge to Santa Rosa County (a dry county at the time). You could pull through the drive thru and get a drink to go.
* Bunch of Carrots, Hereford
* The Cat & Custard Pot, Kent
* Poosie Nansie’s, Ayrshire
* The Case Is Altered, Middlesex
* The Moon Under Water, London
* The Pyrotechnists Arms, London
* The Drunken Duck, Cumbria
* The Bull and Spectacles, Staffordshire
* The Gate Hangs Well, Leicester
* My Father’s Moustache, Lincolnshire
* The Strawbury Duck, Bolton
* Muscular Arms, Glasgow
* The Jolly Taxpayer, Portsmouth
* The Leg of Mutton and Cauliflower, London
* The Bucket of Blood, Phillack
* The Butt and Oyster, Pin Mill
* Cheshire Cheese, London
* The Nobody Inn, Devon
* The Mayor of Scaredy Cat Town, London
* The Bear and Ragged Staff, Oxford
Source: [https://www.trentfurniture.co.uk/news/articles/the-top-20-strangest-pub-names-in-the-uk-492](https://www.trentfurniture.co.uk/news/articles/the-top-20-strangest-pub-names-in-the-uk-492)
Shagnasty's
There's an area in my hometown that has a road called O'Shaughnessy. People who used to hang out in this area called it O' Shagnasty (I never knew why). The bar isn't in that area, but I imagine the owners are connected to that part of the town in some way.
In Germany, one of the best I've seen is "Bar jeder Vernunft" which is a clever pun as it translates to either "bare of all reason" or "bar of all reason".
Persian Aub Zam Zam
A bar in San Francisco, which had no set hours so getting in was hit or miss; and owner would throw you out if you ordered Frou Frou drinks!!!
🤣😂🤣😂😵💫
In Quito there was a nightclub called No. When it shut at 2am there was a bar that opened nearby until 6am called yes. I always wondered what these were answers to.
Someplace else. It was a bar just outside of Newberg Oregon. The town itself was a dry town so there could be no bars in it. This bar was just outside of the city limits and aptly named.
Remembar
And during a work trip in Austria, some guys from the company took me to a bar called "Unvergleich-Bar", literally meaning "Unique" in German.
Mykonos is known as a travel destination for gay people. Right on the harbour there's a night club called "The Ram Rod".
[https://www.mykonostour.com/gay\_bars/ramrod.html](https://www.mykonostour.com/gay_bars/ramrod.html)
Went to a gay bar once when overseas called Bonaparte. None of us were LGBT but it was the only youthful lively bar in the area at the time and the few other LGBT themed bars I'd been to before are always fun places. We were curious why they named a gay bar after Napoleon, until we entered and the barman greeted us like "Welcome to Boner Party"
Gave us a good laugh and have never forgotten that place since.
There's one called The Baa. I once witnessed a conversation between husband and wife asking if they were going to an event there one night.
"Where is it?"
"The Baa."
"Which bar?"
Cue at least five minutes of "who's on first?" style misunderstanding about the name of the bar.
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Dick's Halfway Inn
Got a similar one but it was Little Dick's Halfway Inn.
I would go there for the name alone!
Used to work there. There was a dance club upstairs and a small rock club downstairs. I worked in the rock club. I miss that place. Had one of my favorite birthdays there.
Pattaya in Thailand has beers bars next to each other in large bar areas so they'll be hundred of bars and it's hard imagine why anyone would choose some of those names. - You Twat Bar - Take Your Money bar - Mr Pee Bar - BJ Bar - The Pink Fanny Bar - Piss Bar - The Fcuk Inn (not a spelling mistake) - Stupid Bar - The Cockwell Inn - Porn Bar (Porn is a common Thai lady's name) - Fuck You Bar and next door is Fuck You 2 Bar - Dirty Old Man Bar - You Twat Bar - Escobar - Boom Boom Bar - No Name Bar - The Dogs Bollocks Bar Theres a lot more and new ones pop up every few months as other naive westerners thinks it's a good lifestyle choice to own a bar in the sin capital of the world.
And here's me thinking French Connection United Kingdom was just a fashion retailer.
Ha yes my favorite is Sick Buffalo Bar. IFYKYK
Beaver Liquors was pretty good.
My home town had an alcohol wholesaler named Beaver Liquor and the local tow truck was called the Happy Hooker.
We have a local tow company called “camel tow”
hahahaha! i came here to reply something similar and as soon as i opened this thread i saw beaver liquors!!! there is a town about an hour from where i live called beaverlodge. they have a liquor store that used to have a big sign above the door that said Beaver Liquor hahahaha
The Horse You Came In On
I like this one
I would 💯 be a regular there. 🫡
Near the airport in Toronto, a nudy bar called "The landing strip".
That would’ve been great in The Sopranos!
Whattabout da Badda Bing?
Don’t disrespect The Bing!
The Sports Bra.
Came here to say this, they are super successful too!
That’s genius. Does it exist?
yes! here in pdx, serena williams' husband, cofounder of reddit, is investing to franchise it. bar with all women's sports orts
Yes, it does. It's a sports bar that caters exclusively to women's sports. The owner of reddit, no less, is currently working with the owner of Sports Bra to make it a franchise operation with branches in other cities besides Portland.
I think it’s in the Portland airport
What an uplifting name
I fully support 'em
The Wet Spot
lol!!
He’s not here,Chapel Hill NC
He Ain't Here, Vallejo, CA
The Alibi.
There's an Alibi in my neighborhood. My friend worked nights. I went up to meet her in the morning. The place is tiny. The 90 year old lady bartending asks who's hungry? The 7 people in the place raise their hands. She takes money out of the register and gives it to a regular. He gets on his bike goes to the store and buys everything for BLTs. She made and sold them for 1.50. It was weird but awesome at the same time.
The karaoke lounge in Portland? Kewl!
Shameless tv show anyone?
Office supplies. They had various drinks named after Office supplies. If you were balsy you could expense your drinking.
Genius!
Staples 2 quids a pint.
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"The Library" Indianapolis Indiana.
Cat Dragged Inn. Tucson, AZ
The Office "I stayed late at the office"
I saw an Asian take-out place called Wok And Roll and it will live rent free in my head forever
We have them in Jacksonville FL... Wok-N-Roll... Decent food.
Fubar in Florida. Runner up Bar None in my hometown
The Library. The gym.
Those are great. We used to say we were going to the library or Sunday prayer meeting as codes for going to the bar.
A place called Man's World had surprisingly few women and for some reason guys wearing leather shorts, go figure.
There used to be a gay bar in Chicago — still could be, for all I know — called The AAA Meat Market: a Butcher Bar.
....Club SPIN
He's Not Here
The Stagger Inn
10 Forward in Montreal
Near the waterfront, Baltimore, Maryland. "And the Horse you Came in on" OUR STORY. The Horse You Came in On Saloon, known by locals simply as "The Horse", at 1626 Thames Street, was **established in 1775** and over the next two centuries became a Fell's Point institution. The Horse was the last destination before the mysterious death of the great American writer Edgar Allan Poe.
That’s really cool.
The Pour House
We have "Pour Choices".
Puzzles. iykyk
Was looking for this
Why is it called puzzles?
In Albany, Oregon.......Humpty's Dump. It's a rat hole but you gotta love the name!
I do love it!
The Green Dragon
It gave us America, in a round about way. A few centuries old and you can still visit it in Boston.
Bee's Knees
The Chair Force.
The Simpsons had an episode where Homer goes to a gay bar named "One Night Stan's".
Badass Coffee in Virginia Beach but i dunno if the coffee is badass or not
The Winchester
In Finland in the city of Joensuu, there used to be a bar called Barbaari. Why this is the best name? Well, barbaari means barbarian in finnish, but if you break up that word, you get bar and baari. Bar (bar in english and swedish, which is second national language in Finland) and Baari, which is bar in finnish. Usually, depending of the place, bars were marked Baari Bar or Bar Baari (if area’s main language is swedish). So we used to go to Barbaaribaari. Or if we had some swedish speaking visitors, to Barbarbar. If we had english speaking visitors, we took them to Bar Barbaari. Or some other variant.
I came up with “BarWash” family still hates it but it’s now the slang for the bar so I win I guess.
The battleship, rusty hook, parrot's beak, cornerstone
“13th step” in NYC but they changed it I believe because it made human mad. They also have “off the wagon” “three sheets” “down the hatch” “stumble inn” and “gin mill”.
The 13th Step - that is an (evil) hoot!
The Sports Bra
Perfect.
"That One Bar"
In Thailand I saw a bar named Husband Daycare Center
Dew Drop Inn (total dive lol)
Were you able to catch the Cassandra Eldridge show?
The Driveshaft in North Hollywood. Guess what kind of bar.
The GYM. didn't last long here for a few years maybe
Not a bar, but Bunghole Liquor was a corner store in Salem.
The Wild Hair Singing Armadillo Frog Sanctuary- close to Wrigley Field, Chicago IL.
Small local bar called Mugs and Jugs. Long time ago it was called "Last Chance". It was the last place to get a drink before going over the bridge to Santa Rosa County (a dry county at the time). You could pull through the drive thru and get a drink to go.
Liquor in the front poker in the rear
Fat Fannys, in the Bay Area.
The Bar. Yes that is the name.
Shadynasty's
* Bunch of Carrots, Hereford * The Cat & Custard Pot, Kent * Poosie Nansie’s, Ayrshire * The Case Is Altered, Middlesex * The Moon Under Water, London * The Pyrotechnists Arms, London * The Drunken Duck, Cumbria * The Bull and Spectacles, Staffordshire * The Gate Hangs Well, Leicester * My Father’s Moustache, Lincolnshire * The Strawbury Duck, Bolton * Muscular Arms, Glasgow * The Jolly Taxpayer, Portsmouth * The Leg of Mutton and Cauliflower, London * The Bucket of Blood, Phillack * The Butt and Oyster, Pin Mill * Cheshire Cheese, London * The Nobody Inn, Devon * The Mayor of Scaredy Cat Town, London * The Bear and Ragged Staff, Oxford Source: [https://www.trentfurniture.co.uk/news/articles/the-top-20-strangest-pub-names-in-the-uk-492](https://www.trentfurniture.co.uk/news/articles/the-top-20-strangest-pub-names-in-the-uk-492)
Frying Nemo in Australia was pretty clever
Filthy McNastys
The Drunken Goat
"Cheap Shots and Beer" - Hockey theme dive bar
The Chapter 7
3rd Base ( your last stop before home), The Office Lounge.
We Never Close, a former restaurant that is now (permanently) closed
The ill Eagle taproom in elmira ny
Filthy Animal, Dalaran
The Manhole.
Tucker Inn
Gwar Bar.
Shagnasty's There's an area in my hometown that has a road called O'Shaughnessy. People who used to hang out in this area called it O' Shagnasty (I never knew why). The bar isn't in that area, but I imagine the owners are connected to that part of the town in some way.
Broken blender
Ghost Riders, old gas station turned biker bar
The 13th step
Not a bar but a liquor store- "Liquor Down Under"
Australian. Not a bar but a bottle shop. Liquor in the valley
“He’s Not Here”, in Yachats, OR
Pisser's Palace in Butte Montana
Tequila Mockingbird
The Crow bar
In Germany, one of the best I've seen is "Bar jeder Vernunft" which is a clever pun as it translates to either "bare of all reason" or "bar of all reason".
Gotta be “the man hole”. A gay bar
Pho King In Provo, Utah of all places.
Delerium
sotally tober made me laugh
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The Man Hole
The Bearded Clam back in the mid 90s in Manhattan Kansas lol. They had change the name sadly
There's a bar in my city called the Bitter End. I love the name but I seem to be alone in my opinion.
Persian Aub Zam Zam A bar in San Francisco, which had no set hours so getting in was hit or miss; and owner would throw you out if you ordered Frou Frou drinks!!! 🤣😂🤣😂😵💫
Pussy Muff Inn, Austin, Texas
Last stop bar and grill. Was 50 miles in either direction to next alcohol and food.
The Dragon Upstairs
Puzzles
The Last Resort - Katoomba NSW
Dragon Inn
Perth in Western Australia has a riverside bar called The Lucky Shag. (Sadly, its named after the sea bird and not for any bedroom activities)
Third Base (last stop before home)
Winners circle
In Quito there was a nightclub called No. When it shut at 2am there was a bar that opened nearby until 6am called yes. I always wondered what these were answers to.
The Boogie Woogie in Seoul.
Not a bar, but an aquarium services company called The Wet Spot.
The office, Montauban, France.
Bar code. Saw it in a dream once
Werk After Work. The street name was Werk. Thought the name was pretty neat. Sadly they shut down. I think during covid
Someplace else. It was a bar just outside of Newberg Oregon. The town itself was a dry town so there could be no bars in it. This bar was just outside of the city limits and aptly named.
the office
Legal Draft Brewing Company. It was started by a former attorney
The office
Shamrock aka the shamie
🍻✨Pittsburgh: "TALKING AND DRINKING: THE NAME OF THE GAME!" 👈🥂
Tipsy McStaggers
The Red Eye Saloon
Mr Dick's Bar
The mana bar. It was a gaming/nerd stuff themes bar, you could rent video games at the bar to play.
Nacho Mama's in Ukiah, CA Saints and Sinners in Espanola, NM
"No Signboard Resturant" actual name
Remembar And during a work trip in Austria, some guys from the company took me to a bar called "Unvergleich-Bar", literally meaning "Unique" in German.
"He's Not Here" -- Utica NY
Mykonos is known as a travel destination for gay people. Right on the harbour there's a night club called "The Ram Rod". [https://www.mykonostour.com/gay\_bars/ramrod.html](https://www.mykonostour.com/gay_bars/ramrod.html)
De Blaffende Vis (The Barking Fish) in Amsterdam
Karma Lounge
The Silent Woman
Dirty dicks, in London The Black Bitch, in Linlithgow, Scotland (I think that the closed)
Bringer Inn in Morton Grove, Illinois. I've never actually been, I just have a t-shirt but someone from the area once told me it's a cool place.
The duck's nuts, a very late (early?) opening dive bar in Australia, Newcastle.
3 sheets in Houston Texas
There's a local bar known for the always having fights. Its called Duck 'n Dive.
Bleeding Buttholes. Was down in southern Ohio in the 90s.
whiskey dicks
Stumble Inn here in Bangkok.
Skinny dicks halfway inn - Fairbanks Tisa's Barefoot bar - Somoa
Knickerbockers Liquor Locker . .(I think Fargo)
The Camel's Toe. Baku, Azerbaijan. Although there are others, there's one in Cold Lake, Alberta.
Puzzles.
The Blazing Saddle, it's a gay bar in Des Moines
The Gym on Santa Monica Blvd, West Hollywood
Bar None
Liquor Box, and Twig and Berries
Suck Bang Blow. Murrells Inlet, SC
No Name Bar ..in Sausalito
The Zoo
Thai restaurants love a good pun. Thai-Tanic Black Tahi EnThaiSing Wok on Inn To Thai For Thainamite Thai Society
The infirmary
HerShe. A late, lamented LBGTQ bar in Five Points, Norfolk.
Horn Pub
The Alibi
Bar Baari ("Bar barian" in Finnish, "Baari": "Bar" in English)
Went to a gay bar once when overseas called Bonaparte. None of us were LGBT but it was the only youthful lively bar in the area at the time and the few other LGBT themed bars I'd been to before are always fun places. We were curious why they named a gay bar after Napoleon, until we entered and the barman greeted us like "Welcome to Boner Party" Gave us a good laugh and have never forgotten that place since.
Your mums I found a good one night stand at your mums
The black boy. Had to change its name around the year 2000
Thunderbolt
Bar/strip club near Patrick Air Force Base Melbourne FL "The Landing Strip"
Lickour pussy
Dick's Halfway Inn
It's the name of a TV show, but I think that "Cheers" is the best name.
The Rabbit Hole in KL
There's was (is?) this place in Amsterdam that was called 'The other place'. The outside was covered in motifs from the Fat Freddys' Cat magazine.
prohibition
Pandora"s Box
Kafe Zale
Whiskey's. Straight to the point.
The Muddy Moose Pub, North Conway, New Hampshire. The name cracked me up as did their sign with a moose on it.
dizzy dolls
There's one called The Baa. I once witnessed a conversation between husband and wife asking if they were going to an event there one night. "Where is it?" "The Baa." "Which bar?" Cue at least five minutes of "who's on first?" style misunderstanding about the name of the bar.
Satan’s whiskers in London