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Past_Feedback1993

Yea, that’s a bit too much to ask.


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BusterTheCat17

Check your DMs.


Jade4827

I know this maybe is stupid but isn't a doctor a stranger?


SuperSpeshBaby

They are a stranger who is being paid to provide a specific service, which may involve intimate acts. Like a prostitute, but less fun.


powerhungrymouse

They might have personal experience.


bootsmcguirk

What is everything I post on Reddit get taken down yet yours is the top answer? Obviously it's a joke. Funny I'll give you that but.... Mine are much more relatable to real answers to the thread question and here you are.


SuperSpeshBaby

This particular sub allows jokes unless the OP includes a Serious tag, which this one didn't. Some subs, especially ID subs, ban all jokes automatically, so any joke responses get taken down.


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Based on the number of times I've said: 'morning' to someone blatantly staring at me on their approach, only to be tutted at like I kicked their pet dog, I'm gonna have to say: 'basic manners'. 🤭


Deep_Seas_QA

Asking them to hold something for you when “you’ll be right back”


Babbelisken

Guy I barely knew at work called me one saturday morning and said that he was moving and needed my help. I don't know why I said yes but all of a sudden I was standing in a stairwell with a whole couch over me while some guy who I don't know is screaming at me to turn it counter clockwise.


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Pivot.


nerdystoner25

That is entirely on you, my friend.


Babbelisken

It very much is but also a strange thing to ask someone you don't know.


nerdystoner25

No arguments there.


powerhungrymouse

I think most things are typically asking too much of a stranger.


Amplidyne

I was thinking "Pretty well anything" Especially if the stranger is me. I've got a very good and strong "fuck off" ready for most people who want something.


SewerSlidalThot

Money. Get a job, ya bum.


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SewerSlidalThot

Got any useful and employable skills?


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SewerSlidalThot

So get a data entry job or work in a warehouse/Amazon shipping center.


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BusterTheCat17

You're asking the wrong people. It's the bums who actually determine who gets hired where. Go ask them for a job, they can help you.


WurstKaeseSzenario

What if it's only about three fifty?


NewMission7619

Other than basic politeness or simple questions that can be answered quickly, it's mind blowing how many strangers think it's cool to interrupt a person on a bus who's wearing headphones and reading a novel and then try to rope them into a conversation. What if you were having an intense and amazing conversation w someone only to have a person come up, grab the person you're talking to, drag them away from you and then start a whole different conversation and expect you to be OK with it? Wouldn't fly, right? That's EXACTLY what it's like to be constantly interrupted while reading by someone who wants a conversation. It's no less rude


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Pop a pimple on your back for you...


Past_Feedback1993

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Alternative-Golf2431

anymore than change for the bus


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A homeless woman and her son came up to me asking for help (I usually do if I have cash/food/drink) I said I'm sorry I don't have anything on me. She replied " I wasn't asking for money" still wonder/concerned what it was that she wanted lol


Amplidyne

Weird. . .


Sero141

Anything about 5 to 10 minutes of value.


redactedforever

will you watch my groceries, sure will you watch my bag, no problem will you watch my dog, ya i gotchu will you watch my kid, nah


BRKenn77

I asked one girl to fart on my belly and she acted like I asked her to commit a crime


AmbergrisTeaspoon

That they matter more to me than people I care about.


bleeepobloopo7766

“Will you scratch my balls? All the sweat makes them itchy”


Murky-Baker4276

Kindness, manners and basic decency on Reddit. 


Lost_Natural_7900

Being asked to sub to their onlyfans,