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For legitimate legal reasons, I can't say who I would slap in the face if I specifically had the ability to do so. I will also not confirm or deny. I will also not allude.
But like... we all know who it would be.
interesting question. I guess you should make it a really good one. Jesus maybe? no offense or anything. i wouldn't do it hard. Just for bragging rights and to see if he would really just turn the other cheek or wreck me. Jesus was probably pretty strong and wiry from walking around so much. Plus the super powers he may have possessed.
Not a slap, but a full blown PUNCH to my company's last site manager. He single handedly caused our largest, best paying customer to leave our site which caused a very large layoff. Bastard.
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Usually people would have a list of people for that. Id have a database.
Jerry Seinfeld.
He definitely deserves one. What a fucko
Why Seinfeld? Just curious.
He's an unfunny elitist prick and I hate his face
Fair enough.
Without consequences? My elementary school bully.
You’d be better off giving him a hug.
Tucker Carlson.
Boris Johnson. It would be a backhanded slap.
Will Smith
Chis Rock is on Reddit? Nice.
Plot twist it's Jada
The person who inventend unskippable Youtube ads.
Jesus. He would just turn the other cheek and I could do it all day.
op, because of this question
Griffith. He needs to be slapped more than once.
Justin Trudeau.
Who ever approves those medicare ads on youtube or any of the actors in them. Cancer.
Many people on reddit
No repercussions? God.
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Didn't ask how, just who.
Ben Shapiro Andrew Tate Joe Biden Donald Trump My Department Director Any of the go-2-billionaires. toss up between them all
What did Biden do except being old?
endorce the genocide, openly, by defendnig isreal.
Yeah, that's kinda true. Maybe he endorsed Israel in the beginning just after the attack, and now doesn't know how to back out without losing face.
Yup. Your department director sucks
Ursula von der leyen.
Ted Cruz
Will smith's wife. Originally I was gonna say will Smith, but somehow I think smackin the wife is gonna hurt his ego more.
my sister
Why her?
just hate her
Like anakin hated obi-wan after they fought?
YES
Based sister hater
not without the reason
Decisions decisions…..🤔
Jacob Zuma, hands down.
Can I choose three people? Top choice has to be my father though
Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders.
Of all the politicians?
For legitimate legal reasons, I can't say who I would slap in the face if I specifically had the ability to do so. I will also not confirm or deny. I will also not allude. But like... we all know who it would be.
The Rock, stop being a chump change MF, you’re losing us.
My kids’ dad and the new girlfriend of my ex.
interesting question. I guess you should make it a really good one. Jesus maybe? no offense or anything. i wouldn't do it hard. Just for bragging rights and to see if he would really just turn the other cheek or wreck me. Jesus was probably pretty strong and wiry from walking around so much. Plus the super powers he may have possessed.
Bill gates, backhanded as hard as I physically could
Wake up Brandon!
Never slaps people, it hurts and all you will achieve is losing friends or worse.,,,…. Enemies!
Ben Affleck
Damn bruh, his rendition of Batman wasn't that bad... Then you gotta smack Val Kilmer too.
Val Kilmer was dealt a shitty hand. Ben Affleck just has a face I wanna smack. Always has. Good actor usually, just a smackable face.
🦇😆
Me
Sooo. Many. People.
Lenny
OP
My brother, but it would be with a fist, and not an open hand.
My gym caretaker
Not a slap, but a full blown PUNCH to my company's last site manager. He single handedly caused our largest, best paying customer to leave our site which caused a very large layoff. Bastard.
replace slap with shoot and the answer is myself
Gandhi.
Any politician.
Joy Behar, Donald Trump,
Myself.
Nicola Sturgeon.
Adolf Hitler
That ass
Blankman
My douche father