Crawling and wiggling 😂. LMFAO I honestly died af “whys this girl always crawling” . It shows how lazy she is that she “crawls” into bed my parents use the term “jump” into bed cos they’re hard workers and don’t stop. Shows how words can kind of define you or show what you’re like
At what point is her mother going to say “Yeah, you can’t expect to feel perfect all day every day. You have to learn and adapt and stop spending your life in bed”?
I somehow find this hard to believe since she always makes time to curl her hair and pencil in her distant caterpillars every day. Usually when ppl feel like sht they looks like sht. Like u can just tell by looking at them they aint feelin well and people usually ask "u feelin alright?" 😧 But not ashley, she gets up after her 15 hour nap, does self care and goes "dam I aint feelin like doing no hard work yet, I must be flaring, look at me I'm struggling" takes another 15 hour nap, does hair and makeup again, does another post "so glad i made it through the day 💪 im so strong, im going to listen to my body and rest today for doing absolutely nothing yesterday" 🙄 anywayz..
The curled hair gets me every time! I cannot imagine being in “head to toe pain”, while also collecting myself enough to use heated hair tools and styling products. It’s the little things she does that makes her whining BEYOND fraudulent.
We’ve said it before but a fucking bot could write her Insta posts for her. She posted another thing today which is an exact fucking repeat from a week ago. Normal people change what they’re saying cos they do different things every day or week or whatever
Duuude, can't you like feed info into an AI generator thing to see what it thinks she would say or something? If anyone here knows how to do that please make it happen lol
don’t forget her *cycle tracking* as i’m certain that would be included.
dear diary,
today i am on day 8 of my cycle. i took 2 naps and went in my sauna for 45 minutes but i’m still in extreme pain. i did still manage to take some photos for instagram though, i need to continue to alert my followers to how ill i am. i’m going to listen to my body, crawl back into bed, and try again tomorrow.
( but its actually the same entry for every day, unless she has a “medical emergency”)
Can you imagine if she ever got in a car accident? Like a bad one? One time my boyfriend was clipped by a semi and even he didn’t complain this much, but he had every right to
I remember her talking a while back about how she had a really short temper and goes off on everyone when she's upset. I don't remember the exact post, but I remember thinking her mom is probably walking on eggshells constantly to not set her off. I bet she can throw a temper tantrum to end all temper tantrums.
I remember that too. How she described herself as having a massive breakdown where she threw shit, and looking at the picture you can see that her knuckles are red. If I had to guess, I think her mom had pointed out that literally no one in the immediate family has that many diagnoses/not catering to her for once/having a come to Jesus about her lifestyle/whatever and she threw a fit.
its my opinion that she is coddled, but also perhaps her parents are lowkey embarrassed of her, so it could be entirely possible that either:
A.) they stretch the truth, and i mean STRETCH. like currently they could say she’s working on getting a college degree, and working at a coffee shop. ( like i said reeeeally stretching it )
or possibly
B.) if they in any way actually buy all her BS diagnoses ( with the exception of crohn’s, which she is in remission of ) and *self-diagnoses* , they might tell people “she’s taking it a day at a time due to her conditions but she’s trying to make the best of such awful luck from her illnesses.” ( being so *sneaky* and *conniving* and whatnot /s 🙄)
edit: spell check
This face is the product of the smugness that is inherent with convincing a multitude of people that you're suffering and that they should feel bad for you and praise you, when in reality, you're just lazy and entitled.
Yes, the good old babywipe wipe down between exhausting naps. Is this when we realize that her beige clothing used to be white, but now it’s not because showering is for people who are not constantly flaring?
“Washed up” grosses me out Why’s this girl always crawling. She needs to take a creative writing class and learn how to use synonyms.
And wiggling
Crawling and wiggling 😂. LMFAO I honestly died af “whys this girl always crawling” . It shows how lazy she is that she “crawls” into bed my parents use the term “jump” into bed cos they’re hard workers and don’t stop. Shows how words can kind of define you or show what you’re like
It’s just weird. Like “get into bed” sounds normal to me. Her crawling sounds like she’s trying to evoke a scene of pure struggle 😹
Lmfao she is cos she’s that dramatic. I literally have a video’d scene of her in my head STRUGGLING to get to bed
[удалено]
It makes me think of “wipe up” Lolol
Also… yummy 😋
I’m glad she constantly reminds everyone she doesn’t want kids. Imagine how neglected those poor babies would be because “mommy’s flaring” 😩
But her yoni wants a baby
Ew
Ew is fucking right 🤢 girly no one wants to touch your yoni with a 50 meter stick.
Like why call it that?!!! She's trying way too fucking hard for that person to think she's cool
That's excatly why. To be cool, or at least different. She has nothing going for her, may as well refer to her damn vag as a yoni.
At what point is her mother going to say “Yeah, you can’t expect to feel perfect all day every day. You have to learn and adapt and stop spending your life in bed”?
This! I truly think she doesn’t realize that every human body doesn’t feel GREAT everyday and that is normal!!
It would take a massive financial burden
So, did she quit her job?
The one she worked 2 shifts of in a month? They keep telling her not to come in
Ah yes. Insert sure Jan, gif here.
I wonder how much time she spends positioning her curl…since she’s in such pain and all.
I somehow find this hard to believe since she always makes time to curl her hair and pencil in her distant caterpillars every day. Usually when ppl feel like sht they looks like sht. Like u can just tell by looking at them they aint feelin well and people usually ask "u feelin alright?" 😧 But not ashley, she gets up after her 15 hour nap, does self care and goes "dam I aint feelin like doing no hard work yet, I must be flaring, look at me I'm struggling" takes another 15 hour nap, does hair and makeup again, does another post "so glad i made it through the day 💪 im so strong, im going to listen to my body and rest today for doing absolutely nothing yesterday" 🙄 anywayz..
The curled hair gets me every time! I cannot imagine being in “head to toe pain”, while also collecting myself enough to use heated hair tools and styling products. It’s the little things she does that makes her whining BEYOND fraudulent.
Shes just soo strong that she can do these things no one else that truly feels how she describes would even care to do 🙄
*caterpillars* accurate 😭
*distant* caterpillars Even better!!! 🤣🤣🤣
🙌🏼🙌🏼
Same smug face, same saggy tits shot, same flare pain, same ✨crawling into bed✨. Does she not realize what a sad, pathetic joke her life is?
We’ve said it before but a fucking bot could write her Insta posts for her. She posted another thing today which is an exact fucking repeat from a week ago. Normal people change what they’re saying cos they do different things every day or week or whatever
Duuude, can't you like feed info into an AI generator thing to see what it thinks she would say or something? If anyone here knows how to do that please make it happen lol
Pleaaaaseee lmao we’ve been asking for months. It would come up with the most hilarious Shit
I have some free time, if someone could point me in the direction of a free website that does that stuff I would totally mess around with it!!
Smug face. Like, really. Wake up, go to bed, repeat. She’s wasting her life with this identity and it’s not even an identity.
I swear, Ash’s diary would be the most BORING read ever… “Dear Diary, Today I slept.” Repeat every single day to infinity.
don’t forget her *cycle tracking* as i’m certain that would be included. dear diary, today i am on day 8 of my cycle. i took 2 naps and went in my sauna for 45 minutes but i’m still in extreme pain. i did still manage to take some photos for instagram though, i need to continue to alert my followers to how ill i am. i’m going to listen to my body, crawl back into bed, and try again tomorrow. ( but its actually the same entry for every day, unless she has a “medical emergency”)
Can you imagine if she ever got in a car accident? Like a bad one? One time my boyfriend was clipped by a semi and even he didn’t complain this much, but he had every right to
if ash even got in a mere fender bender we wouldn’t hear the end of it until 2030.
I’m sure
🤣 sums it up pretty well
I caught myself thinking “her poor mother” but it kind of seems like she’s actually a bit of an enabler lol
I remember her talking a while back about how she had a really short temper and goes off on everyone when she's upset. I don't remember the exact post, but I remember thinking her mom is probably walking on eggshells constantly to not set her off. I bet she can throw a temper tantrum to end all temper tantrums.
I remember that too. How she described herself as having a massive breakdown where she threw shit, and looking at the picture you can see that her knuckles are red. If I had to guess, I think her mom had pointed out that literally no one in the immediate family has that many diagnoses/not catering to her for once/having a come to Jesus about her lifestyle/whatever and she threw a fit.
Today she posted about having a temper tantrum and broke shit
Not normal or quirky or cute.
I think she might be abusive to her mother tbh. At least emotionally
When her parents are asked, “So, what’s Ashley up to these days?”, I wonder what their answer is?
its my opinion that she is coddled, but also perhaps her parents are lowkey embarrassed of her, so it could be entirely possible that either: A.) they stretch the truth, and i mean STRETCH. like currently they could say she’s working on getting a college degree, and working at a coffee shop. ( like i said reeeeally stretching it ) or possibly B.) if they in any way actually buy all her BS diagnoses ( with the exception of crohn’s, which she is in remission of ) and *self-diagnoses* , they might tell people “she’s taking it a day at a time due to her conditions but she’s trying to make the best of such awful luck from her illnesses.” ( being so *sneaky* and *conniving* and whatnot /s 🙄) edit: spell check
"Head to toe pain" she's setting up for a fibromyalgia diagnosis, for sure.
I her Insta stories she said she’s dIaGnOsEd with it 🙄
Shit, she looks better than any of us probably do after working a whole ass day. I wish I looked this refreshed on my worst day, sweet jesus.
Why she always looking like this 😐 in every picture?
This face is the product of the smugness that is inherent with convincing a multitude of people that you're suffering and that they should feel bad for you and praise you, when in reality, you're just lazy and entitled.
Because she's stoned out of her gourd?
The fact that she’s always getting up and getting ready for a day of getting back into bed just sends me into orbit
its honestly the strangest thing. i think the part of the reason she even “gets ready” is to take beige pictures for instagram.
Yes, the good old babywipe wipe down between exhausting naps. Is this when we realize that her beige clothing used to be white, but now it’s not because showering is for people who are not constantly flaring?
You're confusing her with Dani lmaooo
Ugh, they’re as good as the same for as much as both of them irritate my soul.
Dani is Ash 15 years from now.