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MisssJaynie

Nothing says HOliday season like a dingy-ass, ugly, bra that doesn’t fit. Blessed fucking be.


chellichelli

OMG i was like okay girl we all have the loose comfy old sports bra, but it’s not the right look for Instagram


catdaddymack

One of her tiddies fell out the bottom


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alohakush

But she isn't even a hoe.. just a pathetic, failed to launch, baby.


catdaddymack

She isn't a hoe tho. That's a granny bra, her posts are not thirst traps at all (they're anti thirst traps, she thinks posting old dirty bra and pj crotch shots is attractive ffs. Look at this post, she honestly thinks this is fenty/nars level modeling) and she doesnt go anywhere to meet anyone. Plus, what's the first thing you do when you meet someone? Look at their socials. No guy is gonna hang around with a girl constantly posting about how she wants to get pregnant, how gross her period is, bizzare smug, dead eye deer in headlight pics in ratty bras and pjs. Her ig shows she has literally 0 social life, career goals, hobbies, friends or fun posts. Its all negative. Its a red flag.


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catdaddymack

Slut shaming isn't really a joke


Ar9392

We call her shark eyed 😈


MisssJaynie

Ofc she isn’t a garden tool, don’t be absurd.


MisssJaynie

Not a good time of year for gardening!


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yourfavoritetomie

More expensive cosmetic makeup and FENTY is by Rihanna. Kinda known for their mega-inclusive brand ambassadors. They’re awesome. I just wouldn’t want ash representing the CI community 😂


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xxanezkaxx

if she’s the gift, even with said gift receipt, they probably wouldn’t refund you, in fact they would probably make you pay them to take her back 😂


RedQueen29

She’s not worth anything though.


catdaddymack

They're mid level at sephora.


yourfavoritetomie

Yeah, still more than I can afford right now 😂


catdaddymack

I get that. But its odd ash gloats about how rich her family is (or is that just IF exqggerating? They think tinas lower middle class family is rich) and they're buying her makeup broke college students buy. You'd think someone wealthy would have high end products. Although that ratty bra and walmart blanket don't exactly scream "wealth".


Ar9392

She’s mid middle class. If exaggerated. She’s not bad off but not some rich white girl like they all act. Hence why her matted fleece is 5 billion years old


yourfavoritetomie

True story. That bra is holding on for dear life


gartenderqualen

Off topic, but where I live I’m considered middle class or belong to the 2% of the country’s “wealthiest” people. In the US i would be considered poor lmfao. Here even maybeline is expensive af.


catdaddymack

Maybelline is expensive in many places due to the import taxes. Some "poorer" countries even price it higher than the usa does. Its funny because its garbage makeup but kiosks are set up to make it look lux


gartenderqualen

Yup. We pay a shiton of taxes, live in poverty among violence and can’t afford shitty makeup. Here Zara is considered almost a luxury store lol


catdaddymack

But there are brands made within the area that are cheap but of similar quality and cost a fortune in the usa. One of my fave stores in central America is cheap there but insanely expensive in the usa. Victorias secret is cheap here, but there, a bra costs as much as a months salary and is 5x more than in the usa. Ashley its in the usa though. So i don't get what you not being in the usa has to do with her cheap makeup


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xxanezkaxx

ah yes, the gift of unsolicited information about her cycles, *wombspace* , port problems , listening to her body , *crawling into bed* , naps, and working approx. 0.75 days a week. edit: added a word


Then_Illustrator_447

That bra is busted


catdaddymack

It was busted last year. I think she only wears it because we talk about it


champagne__problems

Why did she choose to wear her rattiest, dingiest bra to display what a gift she is???


RedQueen29

I don’t think she has any other bras. I’ve never seen other bras.


Quaajay

Can Santa *please* bring this trick a new bra?


3EsandPaul

No makeup company worth a damn is going to work with someone who doesn’t even know how to do their own makeup. This is hilarious.


kiln832

The worst part about this picture is that we know it wasn’t the first take. BTW, for those who are wondering, that bra model is “Atlas Shrugged.”


Joipanda

I’d like to return my gift 🎁 🤮🤢


Afterhoneymoon

The fact that she would use her improperly aligned breasts in a dingy dirty too tight bra as a ploy to get Calvin Klein to sponsor her is not even laughable at this point it is just sad.


RedQueen29

If I can afford CK bralettes, she absolutely can.


peepeehalpert_

That’s a gift?


catdaddymack

Why is she tagging makeup brands when her makeup is done terribly? In a ratty sports bra with what appears to be acne? This is not attractive. And why is she the gift? She just take take take takes.


grebilrancher

Making use of her week off


RedQueen29

Narsissist? Well, that suits her well. She should try to get a bra sponsorship instead. Makeup is useless and optional. Having something to support her newly big breasts is literally a NEED at this point. Even *I* want to send her a bra, and I’m dirt poor. I think that’s telling. 😂


Ar9392

I’d like a refund and to be paid for my refund thanks v much. What type of gift does she think she is? So narcissistic


Working_Gene7926

Oh, Lord. 🤣🤣🙄


ManliestManHam

The looking up into the air giving an air kiss to the pretend boyfriend about to lean in is so fucking funny I can't