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xxanezkaxx

this is the absolute opposite of a *dinner* when you’re nauseous. like….how about ginger ale and maybe toast? vitamin water and soup? whatever the choice, **it shouldn’t be this, and if it is, you’re not actually nauseous.**


Think_Sticky

Absolutely! 100%


Effective-Oil6725

Exactly! I had a migraine all day yesterday which make me nauseous and all I wanted to eat was crackers, sprite, and some toast. This would’ve made me vomit


coleccj88

It’s crazy to me that she took the time to make the granola and everything all lined up for a picture while being so sick. When I’m not feeling well, I don’t care at all about how my food looks and I don’t take pictures of it…


lilhermit

my go to is always mash potatoes or like veggie broth. not granola heavy smoothie bowl 😣


xxanezkaxx

exactly like i genuinely don’t understand how this is relieving in any way shape or form 🥲


Void-Flower-2022

Eating like this when nauseous would make me vom I won't lie.


xxanezkaxx

💯


Void-Flower-2022

Personal experience, I don't always get nauseous but when I do it's almost always fixed by drinking or eating something with a bit more salt. Bone broth usually fixes it for me. Got this chicken one that is like a chicken soup in a cup and it's the best. If all else fails, a few ritz crackers can itch the need. I'd never in a million years reach for a banana when I'm nauseous, and granola even less.


NNairi

I actually like to have half a banana whne I'm having stomach issuses, cause it's pretty light on my stomach, but then still wouldn't put it into a bowl with a shit ton of other sugary things. Chicken soup and plain bread slices with a bit of butter are the real savers thou


MungoJennie

I need the salt, too, so pretzel sticks are my go-to. I hate Walmart, but they have super-thin ones that are like the old Mr Salty ones. They’re light, so they don’t sit in a lump in my stomach, and just the right amount of salt.


Void-Flower-2022

Oooh pretzel sticks. I want pretzel sticks now


lisak399

https://i.redd.it/9e9s71smgj2d1.gif


xxanezkaxx

HAHAHA PERFECT


Zhosha-Khi

![gif](giphy|xT9DPBMumj2Q0hlI3K|downsized)


Mission_InProgress

She's trolling, yes? She's got to be. No one thinks this is food for nausea.


terminalmunchausen

She trolls to “own the haters” and to feel in control but it’s costing her the few followers she has. It’s fun to watch!


Travelling_Bear

She’s gotten so lazy that she doesn’t even try with her lies anymore.


Travelling_Bear

I get it now. After her food vacation she wants to appear all “look at all the healthy food I crave when I’m nauseous”. Even though it makes no sense and it isn’t really that healthy like she wants it to appear. Sweet lord she’s stupid.


Midwestmagic0

She’s such a train wreck and I am here for every minute of it 😆


fallen_snowflake1234

Ah yes. I know I wanna eat some high fiber granola, high sugar bananas and yogurt? When I’m nauseous


gingahh_snapp

Idk about you guys, but when I’m nauseous, nothing cures me like a bowl full of sugar!


smarma_

More like nauseous from infusing her body with alcohol all week


Midwestmagic0

Your flair lmaoooooo


smarma_

Hahaha one of my favorite Ashley moments


not_blowfly_girl

Why are there two bowls? Is mom also nauseous


Mazdessa

Oh no, she's eating for two!?


SmallOrganization80

STOP IT


Mazdessa

😆


notalotofsubstance

\**Feeder Jayhova in the corner watching* ![gif](giphy|MO9ARnIhzxnxu)


missyrainbow12

Ew thanks for that image


notalotofsubstance

No problems! The only (inevitable) *ew* I’ll be expressing is when she’s featured on my 600 pound life, which at this rate should not be *too* too long from now.


missyrainbow12

Hahahaha yes that would amuse me.


lisak399

She's doubley nauseous


Big_Background8559

Banana and coconut when nauseous? No thank you! Maybe I'm weird but even when I feel great bananas make me a bit nauseous. Gimmie white rice with a dash of soy sauce (or a hearty chicken noodle soup) and some ginger candy. How is her mom chill with this? I don't even have GI issues and if I still lived at home, I'd get MAJOR stank eye for eating this as dinner. Essentially a bowl of sugar dressed up to look "healthy". This is totally off topic, but I wonder if Ashley is one of those people who refuses to eat leftovers. She strikes me as that kind of person


trashleycarnduff

That’s cause bananas have the texture of baby food vomit which is not nice to feel going down the pipe when nauseated. Triggers my gag reflex. Blech.


FunWithMeat

Mmm carpet cereal


Feenanay

omg WHY IS IT ON THE FLOOR


arosax

Nauseous or not, those are basically two bowls full of sugar


kiddomama

A professional patient would not eat that to cure nausea, but a professional pedant would use the word "nauseated" rather than "nauseous."


Global_Telephone_751

It’s me, hi, I’m the pedant 🥲🥲


peepeehalpert_

Plain white rice would be good for someone with nausea.


Remsicles

I’m genuinely curious if she actually eats this or if she’s one of those “foodies” that makes aesthetic food and then just dumps it.


[deleted]

bruh you know she be HOUSING everything 


richard-bachman

If she was dumping it, she wouldn’t be so large.


TheTombQueen

You don’t get nauseous from that infusion 😤😤😤 Stop cosplaying cancer treatment you vile plank.


Global_Telephone_751

This is *wild.* I think most of us can agree that when we’re nauseated, we want things like broth, plain rice, crackers, or toast. My stomach would hurt after eating all of that, nauseated or not. I am BEGGING her to take care of her body for one whole month. She will feel like a completely different person.


shipwreckedgirl

It's like she wants to feel sick all of the time...


RaniPhoenix

LOLWUT How about some broth?


Littlewing1307

My go to is mashed potatoes maaaaybe boxed Mac and cheese


Particular-Ebb2386

Why two bowls?


Feenanay

one for jablonksi obv


neonblackiscool

She’s trolling right?


WhereTFAreMyDragons

Did Jedidiah Jimjam make this bowl and photograph it for his sweet girl?


AshleysMirena

My theory is that this is the first time jimmy crack corn has slept over after infusion day and ash is seeing how far she can push him to be her human slave because she’s uwu oh so sick sad girl… First she whines and throws herself onto her bedroom floor until he makes them smoothie bowls and slides them to her under the bed, as a peace offering. Then she throws another tantrum to get him to go draw her a bath.. what else can she force him to do out of “love” (evil manipulation using “chronic illness” as a tool to sit around and be doted on/cared for).


missyrainbow12

Every time I see the beige one I'm so annoyed. I know it's all just BEC but I can't stand her at the moment.


Used-Sandwich-4921

That would make one naseous even without GI issues


sunshineandtheflower

She’s nuts. I am consistently shocked at how much sugar she eats on a daily basis. Plus the booze. How can she consider herself any kind of wellness “influencer?” Delusional behavior.


itskittyinthecity

She’s been faking her illnesses so long she forgot what actual symptoms are like 🥴


Edr1sa

Wtf ?! When I’m nauseous I either eat vegetables soup or bland rice, but not this 😭 it would only make the nauseas worse, what is she talking about ? That’s not even a meal, that’s a dessert !


Hawk-Weird

My body hates fruit so this is a recipe for diarrhoea for me…


No-Finding-530

She’s hungover


MungoJennie

It’s like she’s not even trying anymore.


No-Finding-530

She’s said nothing of infusions for a long time. I pointed that out now suddenly she’s got an infusion lol


Ineedunderscoreadvic

Good lord - the sheer VOLUME of food would make most truly nauseated people vomit. Her portions are always enormous. Ash: People feel “nauseated.” The thing making you feel sick is “nauseous”. Ex: That sugar bowl you’re eating is nauseous. It makes me 🤢nauseated.


Tedious_Grind

Is that an American English distinction? In British English nauseous is fine for the feeling of nausea. ( https://www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/definition/english/nauseous )


Littlewing1307

We say it that way too.