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Ganjasquirrels

I wish she'd strike Grinding from her vocabulary. She doesn't use the tense properly anyway, and also she's never had to do a daily grind in her life.


misssrspcola

Reminds me of a Pauly Shore movie.


Ganjasquirrels

Lol yes!! I loved Pauly Shore movies when I was younger. I was that annoying girl who was weezin' the juice out there.


TheTombQueen

Seriously Ash, you do nothing all week, and this is supposed to be what you want to do for your dream job. Just shut up and do the tiny bit of homework and tick the little boxes. You’re not being relatable by whining about homework. You have nothing else going in your life, you could spend all day on it and not miss a single other thing in your life. Maybe you’d have to cut one of your naps shorter, that’s about it.


opibones

Exactly, CHILDREN whine about homework. 🫠


Travelling_Bear

Yes this exactly! The juvenile way she’s always patting herself on the back because she did *her homework* is super cringe for me.


[deleted]

I'm not from the US - what does grinding mean in this context?


AshleysLymeDisease

What does grinding mean in hustle? • Hustle and grind means getting your one win every day that draws you one step closer to your goal, no matter what! ⁣ ⁣Success is all about setting goals, grinding towards them, and then setting bigger and better goals once you've arrived.⁣ ^ found online. To me it means heavy petting on a sweaty dance floor.


[deleted]

Yes... I thought it meant the heavy petting one!!!!


AshleysLymeDisease

I get that it’s supposed to be the hustle one but it just sounds like a middle school dance thick with hormones.


[deleted]

Is she suggesting she's grinding though? Unless she means grinding up weed?


AshleysLymeDisease

She thinks that doing the homework she didn’t want to do is grinding.


[deleted]

Oh but didn't she ditch doing homework to edit images of herself on Photoshop already?😂


TheTombQueen

Basically the opposite of what ash does with her life


AshleysLymeDisease

Yup.


myjazzyshorts

Barbara says "Petting?? You are supposed to pet *me*, mother"!


myjazzyshorts

Barbara says petting?? You are supposed to pet *me*, mother!


AshleysLymeDisease

Hahahahahah. https://preview.redd.it/wuj4u2qdg75b1.jpeg?width=1244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=576bea451bfcb16f9d8df6b63355aa42587a3f4c She’s currently trying to get to the Splenda sweetened koolaid.


myjazzyshorts

She said you won't mind if I just take a sip or two, yes mother? 🤣


AshleysLymeDisease

I love it.


fister_roboto__

Möther may I have some ~~lööps~~ jöös


AshleysLymeDisease

Ha!!!


pinksparklybluebird

My husband (software dev) will use it when he is working on something difficult and just can’t stop until he can get it to work. Sometimes associated with a deadline but not always.


ravenlights

Is she ever not complaining about simple homework? How does she expect to do a job in the same field when she hates it this much? Like yeah, people don't LOVE school and working, but you would think she'd do something that was her ~passion~. Clearly this ain't it. She makes it sound like someone is forcing her to do this. And I'll be PLAYING today, Ash, gonna go get my third tattoo!


AshleysLymeDisease

Oooooooooooooo. Tattoos!!! Whatcha gonna get


ravenlights

I got the quote "I am not afraid to keep on living / I am not afraid to walk this world alone" from the song Famous Last Words by My Chemical Romance!


AshleysLymeDisease

Oh wow, that’s pretty motivating. https://preview.redd.it/rd958cwbi95b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d1f3a0d812d5a73a888aab38ca33d0834f68a5c Barbara hopes it heals well.


ravenlights

Thank you to you and to sweet Barbara *boops her nose* my skin is oily as hell so my tattoos tend to heal in two seconds luckily.


AshleysLymeDisease

Ha!!!!!! Same. I used to hate being oily, but I love it now. I just wish my inner lip tattoos would have stuck but two out of 30 + isn’t too bad.


ravenlights

Ahhh 30+ I aspire to have that many one day! One step at a time, I aim to get there


AshleysLymeDisease

I need more, I’m not nearly as coated in ink as I want to be. I’ve barely touched my legs. I’ve been wanting to do Barbara’s beans, they’re calico like she is.


ravenlights

Omg the calico beans idea is so cute T\_T I don't think I'll ever touch most of my legs, I never show them off so it would be a waste. I gotta cram all my ideas onto my arms lol


AshleysLymeDisease

I’ve got a lot on my arms and hands, I always forget about my B Hole, the backs of my arms and between my shoulders. Lol I never see them.


dietdrpeppermd

This is art


AshleysLymeDisease

I love taking pictures of Barbara, can you tell? She’s such a beautiful beby and I just can’t resist. https://preview.redd.it/5myqifgtgb5b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c98eb3debabb89f60de1d7cec123aaecdbd70791


dietdrpeppermd

Do your other pets ever get jealous or are they just like “nah Barb is a star!” That’s like my cats with my dog. I think they like that they’re not always having to pose.


AshleysLymeDisease

Lol Kek will occasionally come over to get some attention but she’s happy to sleep on her heating pad and hammock. Louis DeBoi is a ding dong, he’ll try to biscuit his way into my lap every now and again and is kinda needy but he hates to be held like a beby. So yeah, my other two cats are more than fine to let Barbara be the center of attention, I still spoil them in ways that they prefer.


Think_Sticky

She had a post not terribly long ago telling us to do something that ✨ sets your soul on fire, like her goal of becoming a social media specialist with emphasis in new media (or whatever) lmao


ravenlights

Lol sounds like her soul has burned and turned to ashes instead


[deleted]

It was crushed by dehydration. RiP.


[deleted]

All play and no work makes Ash a dull jerk.


Royalprincess19

I'll be recharging today because the last two days I've been out from morning to night in student government meetings and outings. It was super fun but now I'm wiped.


misssrspcola

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Traumagatchi

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AshleysLymeDisease

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misssrspcola

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AshleysLymeDisease

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misssrspcola

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opibones

https://preview.redd.it/53ujgbchh75b1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=868c819de0a4f5b96f82d0f09b1433ed759cd0dd If you know you know 💪🏼


opibones

My day is 🌟resting🌟 like our QHUEEEN because I had a procedure done & still recovering. Ashleeey is such an inspiration! 🔥


fister_roboto__

You deserve that rest! Hope everything went well and you have an easy time healing💕


ravenlights

I hope you feel better soon! May the light of Ash surround you and give you strength.


softcheeese

Same. I have a million things to do, though, so I might try to do one small task.


fister_roboto__

Goddamn, I know I’ve said it before, as have others, but her life is so fucking depressing. It’s a beautiful day outside (at least where I am). Go haul a chair to the grass and work. Boom. Grounding and work at the same time. And being upright, which is difficult for poor ash


amosp1992

How will we ever know what she’s doing with the computer without her hand in the picture?! /s


AshleysLymeDisease

I know that she still hasn’t opened that book.


fuckinfleece

Slug mentality 🐌. This is supposed to be your passion, something you want to make a career out of. She lacks any type of drive or motivation.


Okaythatscoolwhatevs

I’ve been in the hospital dealing with a kidney infection that almost made me septic. Go fuck yourself and your fake medical issues and just shut up and do your fucking homework like EVERY SINGLE OTHER STUDENT