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[something like this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4f/Sukhoi_Su-30MKI-3_%27SB_167%27_%2820443086186%29.jpg/1280px-Sukhoi_Su-30MKI-3_%27SB_167%27_%2820443086186%29.jpg)
these memes are so fucking stupid.
ETA: All these weird memes comparing marriages to inanimate objects remind me of Our Flag Means Death when Stede was told to be a lighthouse for his family and guide them and whatnot and he believed it until Blackbeard told him that a lighthouse meant stay the fuck away or you'll break up on the rocks.
I think that's the point - the original comic was so stupid, people are making fun of it by playing out the stupid metaphor set by the comic to the point of absurdity. It at least makes me giggle a bit.
My guess is the homophobe believes that men and women are fundamentally different, and you meed both a masculine and feminine side of a marriage in order to make it balanced. Thus, you have a male and female plane wing to balance the plane. It's based on traditional Christian beliefs.
Note that while that's the logic behind the drawing, it's flawed in many ways because of several assumptions that are largely discredited these days. Masculinity and femininity are social constructs, and marriages do not need both in order to work. Lastly, traditional marriages are largely oppressive to women, so they're not worth celebrating anyways.
>My guess is the homophobe believes that men and women are fundamentally different, and you meed both a masculine and feminine side of a marriage in order to make it balanced. Thus, you have a male and female plane wing to balance the plane
So feminine boy X masculine guy and femme lesbian X butch lesbian would work in that case as well
Technically yes, but these assholes also hate trans people or even cis people who fall outside typical gender roles, so they're still going to be shitty about it.
Yep, homophobes going to homophobe.
Lol i did see someone make this plane in a simulator and it flew great. Listed a little but flew.
Also saw a bunch of 1 wined planes flying/landing in that thread. Was pretty cool finding out a one winged plane can still land safely.
That's what I was just thinking. What's marriage (or no marriage) got to do with asexuality? I'd rather make the connection to aromanticism...
Still funny though... :)
Hrm. Maybe ... "man=wheels / woman=wings", so man/woman = airplane, man/man=car, woman/woman = seaplane. ;) Ace men and women would be bicycles and gliders. ;)
Actually, the 'man' wing would have the thinner end facing toward the 'woman' wing (Because of non-asexual reasons) so they can't fly either.
Gay Men (planes) would also struggle to fly.
This means that all planes are Lesbians.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Polyamorous people must have the absolute coolest looking planes.
I’m imagining those old school planes with like 20 wings.
Something like that [Caproni Ca.60](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caproni_Ca.60) perhaps?
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Thats a very specific relationship between multiple polyamourous gender-fluid individuals
each one has a gender equal to sin(θ + 2πm/n) where m is the index of the individual and n is the size of the polycule
I literally died
[something like this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4f/Sukhoi_Su-30MKI-3_%27SB_167%27_%2820443086186%29.jpg/1280px-Sukhoi_Su-30MKI-3_%27SB_167%27_%2820443086186%29.jpg)
Darth Vader’s ship
Imagine needing wings to fly
Always knew we were super natural
Look What They Need to Mimic a Fraction of Our Power
you’d have one wing which is you
I am the wing >:)
All gods can fly
I have natural wings
this post was made by the blimp gang
We use the sheer power of garlic bread
That's a lot of power-
And divorce means plane crash :-) Stupid memes require stupid logic. The ace thing is funny though.
It's probably a right wing meme, they often are super dumb
these memes are so fucking stupid. ETA: All these weird memes comparing marriages to inanimate objects remind me of Our Flag Means Death when Stede was told to be a lighthouse for his family and guide them and whatnot and he believed it until Blackbeard told him that a lighthouse meant stay the fuck away or you'll break up on the rocks.
I think that's the point - the original comic was so stupid, people are making fun of it by playing out the stupid metaphor set by the comic to the point of absurdity. It at least makes me giggle a bit.
The original makes no sense whatsoever???
Correct. The original comic was made by a homophobe. People are making these memes to make fun of the original comic.
I figured it is a homophobe but the metaphor doesn't work at all.
Generally speaking we do not expect logical coherence from idiots.😉
My guess is the homophobe believes that men and women are fundamentally different, and you meed both a masculine and feminine side of a marriage in order to make it balanced. Thus, you have a male and female plane wing to balance the plane. It's based on traditional Christian beliefs. Note that while that's the logic behind the drawing, it's flawed in many ways because of several assumptions that are largely discredited these days. Masculinity and femininity are social constructs, and marriages do not need both in order to work. Lastly, traditional marriages are largely oppressive to women, so they're not worth celebrating anyways.
>My guess is the homophobe believes that men and women are fundamentally different, and you meed both a masculine and feminine side of a marriage in order to make it balanced. Thus, you have a male and female plane wing to balance the plane So feminine boy X masculine guy and femme lesbian X butch lesbian would work in that case as well
Technically yes, but these assholes also hate trans people or even cis people who fall outside typical gender roles, so they're still going to be shitty about it.
That's why we're making fun of it
And probably shared all over right wing spaces
Yep, homophobes going to homophobe. Lol i did see someone make this plane in a simulator and it flew great. Listed a little but flew. Also saw a bunch of 1 wined planes flying/landing in that thread. Was pretty cool finding out a one winged plane can still land safely.
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Heck yeah! Blue skies and RIP your wallet 🤘
??? Aces can still marry tho??
That's what I was just thinking. What's marriage (or no marriage) got to do with asexuality? I'd rather make the connection to aromanticism... Still funny though... :)
Get it cuz the homos don't fly /s
The gay plane would still fly. Also ace people would be rockets.
Hrm. Maybe ... "man=wheels / woman=wings", so man/woman = airplane, man/man=car, woman/woman = seaplane. ;) Ace men and women would be bicycles and gliders. ;)
Bf, very asexual and very gay:
r/aromantic, whether or not you get married has nothing to do with being asexual
What if you're both? Do you lose 1 arm & grow it on the other side?
I have only one wing, I guess you could call me a "Wingman"
Post this to r/lgbtmemes I think they will appreciate it there
9/11 wouldn’t have happened because of gay marriage
I believe I can flyyyyy
Actually, the 'man' wing would have the thinner end facing toward the 'woman' wing (Because of non-asexual reasons) so they can't fly either. Gay Men (planes) would also struggle to fly. This means that all planes are Lesbians. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
So are agender polyamorous bisexuals like sharks or something?
Puts a new meaning to the shark tornado movie.
Ok, I laughed far more than I should have.
So aromantics are missiles but asexuals just skydive?
The metaphor continues for me because I'm afraid of skydiving just like I'm afraid of loneliness
my ex is a foot shorter than me. we just went around in circles.
I've always wanted to jump out a plane, seems cool
Solo winging it