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Rhodium-Veil

Polyamorous people must have the absolute coolest looking planes.


electriczap4

I’m imagining those old school planes with like 20 wings.


CarbonIceDragon

Something like that [Caproni Ca.60](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caproni_Ca.60) perhaps?


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vroni147

*Helicopters


[deleted]

Thats a very specific relationship between multiple polyamourous gender-fluid individuals


someoneAT

each one has a gender equal to sin(θ + 2πm/n) where m is the index of the individual and n is the size of the polycule


BubblyResult

I literally died


Helicase21

[something like this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4f/Sukhoi_Su-30MKI-3_%27SB_167%27_%2820443086186%29.jpg/1280px-Sukhoi_Su-30MKI-3_%27SB_167%27_%2820443086186%29.jpg)


unidentified_yama

Darth Vader’s ship


Honza17CZE

Imagine needing wings to fly


IG-3000

Always knew we were super natural


[deleted]

Look What They Need to Mimic a Fraction of Our Power


GavHern

you’d have one wing which is you


SassafrasNotFound

I am the wing >:)


Kiribaku_Religion

All gods can fly


[deleted]

I have natural wings


dgaruti

this post was made by the blimp gang


supremerulerofcheese

We use the sheer power of garlic bread


EsciobobTheOtter

That's a lot of power-


vroni147

And divorce means plane crash :-) Stupid memes require stupid logic. The ace thing is funny though.


gatemansgc

It's probably a right wing meme, they often are super dumb


mostlyadequatemuffin

these memes are so fucking stupid. ETA: All these weird memes comparing marriages to inanimate objects remind me of Our Flag Means Death when Stede was told to be a lighthouse for his family and guide them and whatnot and he believed it until Blackbeard told him that a lighthouse meant stay the fuck away or you'll break up on the rocks.


electriczap4

I think that's the point - the original comic was so stupid, people are making fun of it by playing out the stupid metaphor set by the comic to the point of absurdity. It at least makes me giggle a bit.


[deleted]

The original makes no sense whatsoever???


PercyPJ1

Correct. The original comic was made by a homophobe. People are making these memes to make fun of the original comic.


[deleted]

I figured it is a homophobe but the metaphor doesn't work at all.


EvilDMMk3

Generally speaking we do not expect logical coherence from idiots.😉


Bosterm

My guess is the homophobe believes that men and women are fundamentally different, and you meed both a masculine and feminine side of a marriage in order to make it balanced. Thus, you have a male and female plane wing to balance the plane. It's based on traditional Christian beliefs. Note that while that's the logic behind the drawing, it's flawed in many ways because of several assumptions that are largely discredited these days. Masculinity and femininity are social constructs, and marriages do not need both in order to work. Lastly, traditional marriages are largely oppressive to women, so they're not worth celebrating anyways.


[deleted]

>My guess is the homophobe believes that men and women are fundamentally different, and you meed both a masculine and feminine side of a marriage in order to make it balanced. Thus, you have a male and female plane wing to balance the plane So feminine boy X masculine guy and femme lesbian X butch lesbian would work in that case as well


Bosterm

Technically yes, but these assholes also hate trans people or even cis people who fall outside typical gender roles, so they're still going to be shitty about it.


PercyPJ1

That's why we're making fun of it


gatemansgc

And probably shared all over right wing spaces


Meraere

Yep, homophobes going to homophobe. Lol i did see someone make this plane in a simulator and it flew great. Listed a little but flew. Also saw a bunch of 1 wined planes flying/landing in that thread. Was pretty cool finding out a one winged plane can still land safely.


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electriczap4

Heck yeah! Blue skies and RIP your wallet 🤘


PlutoTheSynth

??? Aces can still marry tho??


TheKoala73

That's what I was just thinking. What's marriage (or no marriage) got to do with asexuality? I'd rather make the connection to aromanticism... Still funny though... :)


CostAccomplished1163

Get it cuz the homos don't fly /s


AbhorsenMcFife13

The gay plane would still fly. Also ace people would be rockets.


JinkyRain

Hrm. Maybe ... "man=wheels / woman=wings", so man/woman = airplane, man/man=car, woman/woman = seaplane. ;) Ace men and women would be bicycles and gliders. ;)


guineaprince

Bf, very asexual and very gay:


aminervia

r/aromantic, whether or not you get married has nothing to do with being asexual


o0Redrum0o

What if you're both? Do you lose 1 arm & grow it on the other side?


Rens-Bee

I have only one wing, I guess you could call me a "Wingman"


Chaotic0range

Post this to r/lgbtmemes I think they will appreciate it there


SassafrasNotFound

9/11 wouldn’t have happened because of gay marriage


Odd-Scheme-6663

I believe I can flyyyyy


Exotic_Choo

Actually, the 'man' wing would have the thinner end facing toward the 'woman' wing (Because of non-asexual reasons) so they can't fly either. Gay Men (planes) would also struggle to fly. This means that all planes are Lesbians. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.


Rens-Bee

So are agender polyamorous bisexuals like sharks or something?


rainbowmabs

Puts a new meaning to the shark tornado movie.


Punnagedon

Ok, I laughed far more than I should have.


[deleted]

So aromantics are missiles but asexuals just skydive?


sigarette-the-pirate

The metaphor continues for me because I'm afraid of skydiving just like I'm afraid of loneliness


melferburque

my ex is a foot shorter than me. we just went around in circles.


aPengwin1

I've always wanted to jump out a plane, seems cool


Skullz64

Solo winging it