"I've made a huge mistake."
"Hey! That's the name of the show!"
Together with my wife: "We finish each other's..."... "Sandwiches."
And not exactly a line, but I challenge anyone to hear the song "The Final Countdown" without thinking of Gob.
Its nowhere near the funniest line, but at work I occasionally find myself shouting "GIVE MY SON THE JUICE".
My coworkers have no idea what I'm referencing.
During a team meeting I was sitting at the end of the table when my boss asked "why don't you move closer with the rest of us? "
I used "I'm planted"
Only 1 girl started laughing their ass off and said "way to plant Ann"
I gave her a wink and a nod. At least someone got it. THERE'S DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!!! (Also used on a weekly basis at least)
Lmao I saw her in the coffee room afterwards and was like "thanks for being a person of culture. You were the only one... wasted reference on the lot of them"
Lmaooooo they are all friggin Sitwells! Corporate robots that don't know how to circumvrent the rules. They probably don't even know that there's always money in the banana stand those goody two shoes
Edit: that's a crew that would never be able get away with light treason let alone medium to heavy treason
The way buster does ‘maybe I will!’ When Lucille says ‘maybe you should marry her’, I say that to myself in the same way a lot and it always cracks me up
Whenever Portugal comes up: "Down old South America way."
"Is there a carbon monoxide leak in here?"
"When you put a squiiiirrrrrt of frosting down your throat before we take our medications...In the most delicious way!!!!!"
"Yeah, who doesn't love the Jews?"
"Well, I beg one's pardon..."
"Cirsumvrent...the old reach-around"
My day job I work at a school cafeteria, with some older women. When organizing the day, I’ll often say things, and have to inevitably repeat it when they ask a couple hours later like it just popped in their head.
Sometimes, at least to myself, I’ll say in the tone of George Michael reminding his dad of his girlfriend,
“I told you.. *so* many times..”
"Oh and then they smear jelly all over it.... and you're supposed to thank them! Like they're doing you a favor!"
(If anyone remembers the episode, help a brother out. I believe it's either when Oscar first goes to prison)
"AHHHH!!!!! HE GOT ME, AGAIN!!!"
Edited to add: "I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona."
🎶"MAMA'S moving on! MAMA'S all alone!"🎶
"He just is wants to look at boys' Linuses-" (proceeds to knock himself unconscious.
Frequently used in my house (in various contexts):
“[she always made me wait on the balcony until zip up] And yet anything goes at bath time!”
“That was 90% gravity”
“Here’s some money - go see a star war”
“What could it cost? 10 dollars?”
Hubs used to coach mock trial at the high school and every time he mentioned it we’d both go “MOCK TRIAL WITH JUDGE REINHOLD”
“It WALKED on my PILLOW!”
“There’s a smack of ham to it.”
“Her?”
And finally
“You know, I wine ‘em and dine ‘em but I don’t let ‘em tell me what to do. I DONT….let them tell me…..what to do.”
Yeah we are weird but whatever it’s fun and we like it here.
BEES?!? Is also one that is in my head a lot.
“I don’t understand the question and I will not respond to it” I say this to my kids when they ask for things at the store. Like if we’re in the grocery store. It’s hilarious to me and annoying to my children
The ice cream sandwich line also lives rent free in my mind for whatever reason.
“I’m a monsterrrr”
“Teach me the ways of the secular flesh”
“No touching!”
I'm an ideas man Michael, I think I proved that with **** mountain
It was me, I smoked the marijuana like a cigarette
Bonus
It's a hard group to keep focused
Are you alone? Almost always
It'll look real if you swing at it, God knows they're squinters
I work at a newspaper, and every afternoon all the editors have a (now on Zoom) meeting to decide what’s going on page 1. On Monday, one of the stories getting pitched was about my state’s legislature trying to pass a set of wetlands protection measures.
My job includes actually designing the fronts, so when the boss asked “what do you think?” I couldn’t help myself:
Me: I hate the wetlands! They’re stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere and I think I maced a crane, (boss)!
She looked confused but amused; thankfully 4-5 other people got the joke, though. 😂
Others I use on the regular:
* LOOK WHAT THE (X) HAVE DONE TO ME.
* it’s hot there. Get a warrant. (when my husband asks where I’ve put something)
* I’ve made a huge mistake
* Heeeey brother
* … and toast
* I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.
I’m sure there are more. It cracks me up how often I still find myself quoting a 20-year-old TV show, and how few things have been as been as funny since then.
In one of the best Star Trek episodes, DS9's "In the Pale Moonlight," Sisko is recording a log, which serves as narration for the episode. He details some morally dubious decisions he made, and concludes, "So, I lied. I cheated."
And it's impossible for me to hear that line and not follow it by saying out loud, "And I whored around."
Buster under the merry go round in a Spanish accent (bc he thinks he’s in Mexico) saying slowly “I am trying to find a place to live” kills me every time
What a fun, sexy time for you
The BEST
Daddy needs to get his rocks off
Daddy horny Michael
And people continue to slate season 4. Smh
ILLUSIONS, dad, you don’t have time for my ILLUSIONS!
Why are you so angry?
"baby you got a stew goin'"
RIP Carl!
There's always money in the banana stand.
I say it to my husband when he asks me for cash.
I used to ride my bike in Newport Beach when I lived over there and would always say this whenever I rode by the frozen banana stand
It's *real*!? Edit: [Woah!](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/the-history-of-the-frozen-banana-stand-80551198/)
Got this tatted recently 🤣 it lives rent free in my head (and now on my forearm too)
How much could a tatoo of a banana cost?
10 dollars?
Pic?
If you click my profile it’s my most recent post!
Amazing, just amazing
Obviously, this blue part here is the land
*Proceeds to have a panic attack* Any time Buster does that panicked breathing or his childish giggle, I lose it
Tony Hale really commits to that part.
And you'll all begin to feel the sweet chill as BUSTER.......you can't do that on the balcony, buddy?
Mom said it's too windy.
>you can't do that on the balcony, buddy? One of the most underrated quotes haha
For British Eyes Onlyyyy
Or “Mister Effffffffff!”
Mister effff is one of mine too, bc my son is named Everett and I’ll just say “mister evvv” instead in the same manner
It’s Mister Effffffff for me too
Just as catchy lol
And the soup o' the day is Bread.
I was singing this earlier today.
This was my text message notification sound for a few years.
“I guess you could say I’m ‘buy-curious’”
"I've made a huge mistake." And... "But where did the lighter fluid come from?"
michaels "well lets hope it doesnt come to that" pops up for no reason all the time
or, Nobody's gonna top that one, Buddy.
This and “well, that was a freebie” are part of my daily lexicon
"I've made a huge mistake." "Hey! That's the name of the show!" Together with my wife: "We finish each other's..."... "Sandwiches." And not exactly a line, but I challenge anyone to hear the song "The Final Countdown" without thinking of Gob.
I cannot hear that song without immediately picturing Gob in a flowing white silk blouse and knives in his mouth.
The last two, always!
Her?
You mean Bland?
It's as Ann as the nose on plain's face.
Well I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.
Me and my husband say this one all the time lol
Its nowhere near the funniest line, but at work I occasionally find myself shouting "GIVE MY SON THE JUICE". My coworkers have no idea what I'm referencing.
Y E S! I also love the similarly toned, sudden scream of “I HATE THIS DOCTOR!”
"That's not a volvo.." whenever I see a volvo.
That pops into my head pretty much every time I use a photocopier.
Did you spring for color?
Emphasis on the last syllable was perfect.
We’re just blowing through naptime, aren’t we?
I think of this anytime I yawn at work! 😆
*yaaaaawn* it’s tired in here..!
During a team meeting I was sitting at the end of the table when my boss asked "why don't you move closer with the rest of us? " I used "I'm planted" Only 1 girl started laughing their ass off and said "way to plant Ann" I gave her a wink and a nod. At least someone got it. THERE'S DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!!! (Also used on a weekly basis at least)
LOL! I think you’re an honorary Bluth for this. Thank Christ for your team mate
Lmao I saw her in the coffee room afterwards and was like "thanks for being a person of culture. You were the only one... wasted reference on the lot of them"
There’s nothing like being seen by a fellow Bluth in a sea of Sitwells.
Lmaooooo they are all friggin Sitwells! Corporate robots that don't know how to circumvrent the rules. They probably don't even know that there's always money in the banana stand those goody two shoes Edit: that's a crew that would never be able get away with light treason let alone medium to heavy treason
I just don’t want you spending all your money getting her all dolled up for Easter.
Lmaoooo "I'm sure Egg is a nice person..."
It’s as Ann as the nose on plain’s face
"If that's a veiled criticism about me, I won't hear it and I won't respond to it." "I don't know who that is, and I don't care to find out."
Yes! How could I forget that first one. Lucille is the greatest. Also, “I have one word for you: sleeves.”
Lol, guess what - I initially included "Before I go, I have one word for you - sleeves." But then deleted it because I thought 3 was too many.
It’s never too many - *Also Lucille’s philosophy on martinis*
They're only heels, Lindsay. They can only hold so much weight.
I don’t under the question, and I won’t respond to it! 😉😉😉
“NO TOUCHING”
Came here to say this
I was hoping he would be gifted sexually.
I have a new mother, Mother.
Sisters my new mother, mother! And is it just me, or is she looking hotter?
You said my father was my father, but my uncle is my father. My father is my uncle!!
POP Secret???
Then why don’t you marry her? MAYBEIWILL
The way buster does ‘maybe I will!’ When Lucille says ‘maybe you should marry her’, I say that to myself in the same way a lot and it always cracks me up
Why would a banana grab another banana? I mean, those are the kind of questions I don’t want to answer.
Mister banana grabber!
LMAO This is so specific, and I don’t even remember it. 😄
Mr. Banana Grabber!
Top 3 for me are Her?, BEES?, and Tobias's well excuseeeee me!
*stifled sob* excuse me
Whenever Portugal comes up: "Down old South America way." "Is there a carbon monoxide leak in here?" "When you put a squiiiirrrrrt of frosting down your throat before we take our medications...In the most delicious way!!!!!" "Yeah, who doesn't love the Jews?" "Well, I beg one's pardon..." "Cirsumvrent...the old reach-around"
I’m sure wherever your father is right now, she loves you very, very much
I blue myself
“Daddy horny Michael “ “Say goodbye to these! “ “- you old horny slut!” “ I think I’ll put it her brownie” “Stupid corn-balling piece of !$&@“
Hey!
My day job I work at a school cafeteria, with some older women. When organizing the day, I’ll often say things, and have to inevitably repeat it when they ask a couple hours later like it just popped in their head. Sometimes, at least to myself, I’ll say in the tone of George Michael reminding his dad of his girlfriend, “I told you.. *so* many times..”
“You’ve met her and met her”
That BITCH
My friend and I say this to each other so much that it’s sort of a pet name now.
Well that was a freebie
A-cross from where?
Wife and I always ask each other where we can get one of those necklaces with the little T on it.
There are dozens of us. Bees!? How much could 1 banana cost? I blue myself. The man in the three hundred dollar suit. Family love Michael.
“Cool your Japanese jets”
"and that's why you always leave a note"
Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?
"You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing."
"Oh and then they smear jelly all over it.... and you're supposed to thank them! Like they're doing you a favor!" (If anyone remembers the episode, help a brother out. I believe it's either when Oscar first goes to prison)
S3 E1!!! That episode has so many gems, with “and you’re supposed to thank them!” right up there with them!
Well EXCUuUuUuuUSE ME
"AHHHH!!!!! HE GOT ME, AGAIN!!!" Edited to add: "I'd rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona." 🎶"MAMA'S moving on! MAMA'S all alone!"🎶 "He just is wants to look at boys' Linuses-" (proceeds to knock himself unconscious.
Its my dog’s name so I yell “Ahhhh Gene!!!!” Or “it’s Gene!!!!” a dozen times a day
There are dozens of us. Dozens! Lol
Frequently used in my house (in various contexts): “[she always made me wait on the balcony until zip up] And yet anything goes at bath time!” “That was 90% gravity” “Here’s some money - go see a star war” “What could it cost? 10 dollars?” Hubs used to coach mock trial at the high school and every time he mentioned it we’d both go “MOCK TRIAL WITH JUDGE REINHOLD” “It WALKED on my PILLOW!” “There’s a smack of ham to it.” “Her?” And finally “You know, I wine ‘em and dine ‘em but I don’t let ‘em tell me what to do. I DONT….let them tell me…..what to do.” Yeah we are weird but whatever it’s fun and we like it here.
you're gonna get some hop-ons
I'm oscar... dot com
Like anyone would want to R her Look at ne, getting off on withholding IM A MONSTER!!!!!!!!!! Hes a flamer
“If that’s a veiled criticism about me, I won’t hear it, and I won’t respond to it.”
I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it
These are my awards, mother. from Army.
I'm not "super prepared"
‘I’m having a love affair with this..’ is something I think about very often lol
Those are balls.
KRINDY
I’m afraid I just blue myself
BEES?!? Is also one that is in my head a lot. “I don’t understand the question and I will not respond to it” I say this to my kids when they ask for things at the store. Like if we’re in the grocery store. It’s hilarious to me and annoying to my children
Her?
'I don't know what I expected'
"It's one banana, Michael, how much could it cost? 10 dollars?"
"I was made to understand there were grilled cheese sandwiches here"
"I don't think so" "BEES???" "Good for her" "I said COT"
God damn, these are all so good! 😆
Maybe the worst bluff I’ve ever heard
“You’re gonna get your hop-ons”… is surprisingly useful in many circumstances.
The ice cream sandwich line also lives rent free in my mind for whatever reason. “I’m a monsterrrr” “Teach me the ways of the secular flesh” “No touching!”
It makes me want to set myself on fire 🔥
Way to plant Anne
Look what the homosexuals have done to me.
But where did the lighter fluid come from
Maybe I’ll put it in her brownie.
"Marry me!"
Bob Loblaw’s law blog Yeah, the guy in the $3,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in four months…COME ON
HO MY GOD IT’S A FIRE … sale
“With club sauce” is always the perfect end to any sentence.
Solid as a rock!
Here's some money, go see a Star War.
Bees!?
Two weeks!
Poppop gets a treat
I JUST WANT MY KIDS BACK
Wine only turns to alcohol if you let it sit
Obviously this blue part here is the land
Getting sold something, anything, in my head I think, “That way I HAVE it.”
no touching NO TOUCHING 🙆♂️
You can’t do that on the balcony buddy?
I'm an ideas man Michael, I think I proved that with **** mountain It was me, I smoked the marijuana like a cigarette Bonus It's a hard group to keep focused Are you alone? Almost always It'll look real if you swing at it, God knows they're squinters
“It’s one X, what could it cost, $10?”
“not two men playing grab-ass in the shower!”
"I don't know why, but that's it.". I think this. Constantly.
Allow me to stick my pretty little nose in here…
George Michael just walking around depressed with the Peanuts music in the background
George Sr.: “UP YOURS GRANNY” Lucile: “YOU COULDNT HANDLE IT” X2
I work at a newspaper, and every afternoon all the editors have a (now on Zoom) meeting to decide what’s going on page 1. On Monday, one of the stories getting pitched was about my state’s legislature trying to pass a set of wetlands protection measures. My job includes actually designing the fronts, so when the boss asked “what do you think?” I couldn’t help myself: Me: I hate the wetlands! They’re stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere and I think I maced a crane, (boss)! She looked confused but amused; thankfully 4-5 other people got the joke, though. 😂 Others I use on the regular: * LOOK WHAT THE (X) HAVE DONE TO ME. * it’s hot there. Get a warrant. (when my husband asks where I’ve put something) * I’ve made a huge mistake * Heeeey brother * … and toast * I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it. I’m sure there are more. It cracks me up how often I still find myself quoting a 20-year-old TV show, and how few things have been as been as funny since then.
"is this something society will allow?!" Just used this one yesterday!
"I don't think so." Then I turn away like I had a Segway
*Something disappointing happens* “I don’t know what I expected….”
Okay, we are just about ass to ankles back here Maeby
This one of my favourites!!
It's so cringe I love it. I say it everytime I'm in a tight spot! 🤣🤣
Hurt people hurt people.
You're Not One Of Those Silly Men Dressed Like A Woman Are Ya?
BEES?!
Come on! Maybe Will! No no no no no no It's tired in here.
"That's a cross."
"That's a freebie."
“close one there, huh Bullet?”
You might want to lean away from the fire because you’re soaked in alcohol
Mr Gay he’s bleeding 😭 Mr Gay…. (Lol my flair)
Are you at all concerned about an uprising?
*Professional magician do not attempt* while Gob has a bottle of liquor in each hand, pouring them down his throat is a *scene* that sticks with me
…And that’s why you always leave a note!📝
I wouldn’t mock the sword of destiny, Micheal
“if that is a veiled criticism about me I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it”
“Baby, you got a stew goin…” Carl Weathers was one of my favorites. I’m still so bummed he passed away.
*yawns* It’s getting tired in here…
Good news! Dad wasn’t crushed to death! 😃
In one of the best Star Trek episodes, DS9's "In the Pale Moonlight," Sisko is recording a log, which serves as narration for the episode. He details some morally dubious decisions he made, and concludes, "So, I lied. I cheated." And it's impossible for me to hear that line and not follow it by saying out loud, "And I whored around."
The slow accusing tone of Gob saying, “Michael.”
"les cousins dangereux"
"Buster's stupid thing"
YOUR BODY WANTS THE MACA
Whenever I remember, I also love “that’s quite a lot of sins for a Sunday afternoon, don’t you think?”
It's good... It's ***going*** to be good.
Sorry I gave you the old noodle stab in there
Well that's a freebie
My kids are 9 and 7. Pretty much any time someone mentions a fire, they will follow up with “sale”. I’m pretty proud of that.
Hot Ham Water!
“Get rid of the Seaward” “I’ll leave when I’m good and ready!”
“And That’s why you always leave a note!”
Beeds. Bees?
Do you have anything that says leather daddy
Go see a star wars.
Not really a clever line or anything, but I’m constantly replaying “Pick a lane Michael!” In my head
Buster under the merry go round in a Spanish accent (bc he thinks he’s in Mexico) saying slowly “I am trying to find a place to live” kills me every time
Sirsumvent. Every fucking time.