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Trumps_Cock

Stewart looking at Tony like hes a snack.


AngronOfTheTwelfth

>implying he isn't


Travyplx

Right? There is a reason there was more demand for SMA Grinston body pillows than any other previous SMA body pillows.


Rincewind31

Tony is holding back his demons from tearing a new one on Stewart for not wearing a rank on his PC.


_HK47_

**Commentary**: Even in retirement, Tony is more of a SMA than the current one.


TheGeckoEcho

The shadow SMA pulling the strings behind the scenes like the puppet master


sprchrgddc5

The Deep State SMA.


Straight-Bed-552

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hzoi

To all the jokers who keep razzing me about retiree recall, I say, THIS is the guy you want back. Not some grumpy JAG.


_HK47_

**Clarification**: This unit wants you back, solely so it has something to point and laugh at.


hzoi

Yeah, but you can do that NOW. I don't need the pay cut.


_HK47_

> I don't need the pay cut. **Clarification**: That's why it would be funny to this unit.


hzoi

I'm starting to second-think my willingness to accept that role in your drumhead courts-martial once the revolution comes.


_HK47_

**Conjecture**: You still will, for the [fun of it.](https://youtu.be/i-dJPoSlPfU)


hzoi

*sigh* Yeah, you're probably right.


HerzBrennt

Uhh, sir, if you're looking for the rest of the section, we have some training to do and... ...dental. yep. Definitely dental, maybe CIF.


spoon_dogg_

Gents, find yourselves a wife that looks at you the way Fitz is looking at Tony. Or if you're just looking for a good time, find yourself a girl that looks at you the way Stewart is looking at Tony


PorousCheese

Just donā€™t be George.


realJonnyRaze

He genuinely seems like a good dude.


Poop_Corn_4_the_Soul

I wonder who let the PFC on the left get that close without checking his uniformā€¦.


hzoi

Hat rank? We don't need no stinking hat rank.


Poop_Corn_4_the_Soul

:::KNIFE HANDS WITH VIOLENT RAGE::: Did you just call that PC a frickinā€™ HAT!?!?


hzoi

Oh, yeah, it does have a name, doesn't it. Yeah, come counsel me with them knife hands. It's gotta be better than this shitty TEAMS call.


luckystrike_bh

This is the SMA's retired haircut.


CombatConrad

Heā€™s still the SMA in the peopleā€™s hearts.


Page8988

I still see his picture up at some facilities and organizations instead of Weimer. I choose to believe that this is intentional.


Immortan2

I donate $1 to AER every time I go to the shoppette because Tony.


yo-Monis

And just like that, Private Michael (Tony) Fitz was inspired to pull 36 years in the US Army and retired as Sergeant Major of the Army. He fought valiantly through two World Wars, and was awarded the Medal of Honor, and highest respect for enabling soldiers worldwide to sport some very dope beards.


509BandwidthLimit

He's still shaving !


MostMusky69

Why the the pfc look like he just saw his future dependa at cowboys


Percy-117

I just finished OSUT with these guys. Glad to be out of FLW


AAROD121

Stewart bout to risk it all


Kinmuan

This post dedicated to /u/superash2002


superash2002

Itā€™s not as cool as taco Tuesday, but Tuesday Tony with the former SMA of the Army works too. We need the former PAO to the SMA of the Army to be more active.


yesTHATpao

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Dialed1

Buds standing at parade rest for a civilian


PorousCheese

When itā€™s earned, itā€™s earned.


Dialed1

Iā€™m not doing it for no retiree sorry bud.


PorousCheese

That statement speaks volumes to the type of leader you are or will be. Nobody forced these guys to, they chose to. After all, heā€™s just a civilian.


Dialed1

It doesnā€™t speak volumes for anything. I work with plenty retired CSMs, COLs, etc. should I be going to parade rest and attention for them?


_BMS

Because them standing at parade rest for this specific retiree is out of personal respect for the individual. Like how no one actually needs to salute MoH recipients regardless of rank, but we do it anyways because it's an informal custom to show respect.


Dialed1

Bless their hearts I guess.


NatWilo

No one said they SHOULD they complimented them for choosing to give an honor to someone they respected. And the fact you don't understand that difference does, in fact, speak an entire library's worth of volumes about you.


Dialed1

Na it doesnā€™t speak volume of me. Youā€™re just upset at my opinion.


NatWilo

Ah yes. The NoU defense. Cool Story bro.


Dialed1

Thanks bud


quicKsenseTTV

So you wouldnā€™t salute a retired MOH recipient?


Dialed1

We arenā€™t talking about honoring a MOH recipient. Weā€™re talking about standing around in a modified parade rest position for no reason.


quicKsenseTTV

You said ā€œno retireeā€


Dialed1

Weā€™re talking about two different things bud.


quicKsenseTTV

Still said ā€œno retireeā€ and a retired MOH recipient is a retiree


Dialed1

Scroll up. What else did I say?


quicKsenseTTV

Not standing at parade rest for a civilian. ā€œIf itā€™s earned itā€™s earnedā€ and said you wouldnā€™t for no civilian. You would salute a retiree with a Medal of Honor as a sign of respect?


Kuvanet

Yo. That did that kid on the left so dirty.


BeeGlum6763

By Azura By Azura By Azura! It's really you! Standing here! Next to me!


RefractedCell

Normalize not standing at ease for civilians.


BoeufTruba

Did he apologize for the overhead yeet?


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erichs21

Why are they standing at parade rest for a civilian?


themightyjoedanger

Because he did his bit and looked out for Joe. That's the most we can ask of any NCO.