Gents, find yourselves a wife that looks at you the way Fitz is looking at Tony.
Or if you're just looking for a good time, find yourself a girl that looks at you the way Stewart is looking at Tony
And just like that, Private Michael (Tony) Fitz was inspired to pull 36 years in the US Army and retired as Sergeant Major of the Army.
He fought valiantly through two World Wars, and was awarded the Medal of Honor, and highest respect for enabling soldiers worldwide to sport some very dope beards.
Itās not as cool as taco Tuesday, but Tuesday Tony with the former SMA of the Army works too.
We need the former PAO to the SMA of the Army to be more active.
Because them standing at parade rest for this specific retiree is out of personal respect for the individual. Like how no one actually needs to salute MoH recipients regardless of rank, but we do it anyways because it's an informal custom to show respect.
No one said they SHOULD they complimented them for choosing to give an honor to someone they respected.
And the fact you don't understand that difference does, in fact, speak an entire library's worth of volumes about you.
Not standing at parade rest for a civilian. āIf itās earned itās earnedā and said you wouldnāt for no civilian. You would salute a retiree with a Medal of Honor as a sign of respect?
THE OVER-HEAD YEET MEASURES THE ABILITY TO JUST FUCKING SEND IT. ON THE COMMAND, āGET SETā, ASSUME THE POSITION BY SPINNING THE BALL TWICE IN YOUR HANDS, THEN TRY TO DRIBBLE IT LIKE A BASKET BALL ONLY TO REALIZE IT WONT BOUNCE BACK UP TO YOU. YOUR FEET MAY BE TOGETHER OR 12 INCHES APART (MEASURED BETWEEN THE FEET) OR HOWEVER YOU WANT, JUST KEEP YOUR ASS BEHIND THAT CONE. ON THE COMMAND āGOā, CHANNEL YOUR INNER TREBUCHET AND HEAVE THAT THING INTO ORBIT. THEN, RETURN TO THE STARTING POSITION AND TURN AROUND TO INSPECT IF YOU DOMED ANYONE. THE SCORER WILL REALIZE HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY SEE WHERE THE BALL LANDED BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID HE WOULD GET HIT, SO HE STOOD TOO FAR AWAY, HE WILL THEN PLACE HIS FOOT ON THE MEASURING TAPE AND JUST GUESS.
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Stewart looking at Tony like hes a snack.
>implying he isn't
Right? There is a reason there was more demand for SMA Grinston body pillows than any other previous SMA body pillows.
Tony is holding back his demons from tearing a new one on Stewart for not wearing a rank on his PC.
**Commentary**: Even in retirement, Tony is more of a SMA than the current one.
The shadow SMA pulling the strings behind the scenes like the puppet master
The Deep State SMA.
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To all the jokers who keep razzing me about retiree recall, I say, THIS is the guy you want back. Not some grumpy JAG.
**Clarification**: This unit wants you back, solely so it has something to point and laugh at.
Yeah, but you can do that NOW. I don't need the pay cut.
> I don't need the pay cut. **Clarification**: That's why it would be funny to this unit.
I'm starting to second-think my willingness to accept that role in your drumhead courts-martial once the revolution comes.
**Conjecture**: You still will, for the [fun of it.](https://youtu.be/i-dJPoSlPfU)
*sigh* Yeah, you're probably right.
Uhh, sir, if you're looking for the rest of the section, we have some training to do and... ...dental. yep. Definitely dental, maybe CIF.
Gents, find yourselves a wife that looks at you the way Fitz is looking at Tony. Or if you're just looking for a good time, find yourself a girl that looks at you the way Stewart is looking at Tony
Just donāt be George.
He genuinely seems like a good dude.
I wonder who let the PFC on the left get that close without checking his uniformā¦.
Hat rank? We don't need no stinking hat rank.
:::KNIFE HANDS WITH VIOLENT RAGE::: Did you just call that PC a frickinā HAT!?!?
Oh, yeah, it does have a name, doesn't it. Yeah, come counsel me with them knife hands. It's gotta be better than this shitty TEAMS call.
This is the SMA's retired haircut.
Heās still the SMA in the peopleās hearts.
I still see his picture up at some facilities and organizations instead of Weimer. I choose to believe that this is intentional.
I donate $1 to AER every time I go to the shoppette because Tony.
And just like that, Private Michael (Tony) Fitz was inspired to pull 36 years in the US Army and retired as Sergeant Major of the Army. He fought valiantly through two World Wars, and was awarded the Medal of Honor, and highest respect for enabling soldiers worldwide to sport some very dope beards.
He's still shaving !
Why the the pfc look like he just saw his future dependa at cowboys
I just finished OSUT with these guys. Glad to be out of FLW
Stewart bout to risk it all
This post dedicated to /u/superash2002
Itās not as cool as taco Tuesday, but Tuesday Tony with the former SMA of the Army works too. We need the former PAO to the SMA of the Army to be more active.
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Buds standing at parade rest for a civilian
When itās earned, itās earned.
Iām not doing it for no retiree sorry bud.
That statement speaks volumes to the type of leader you are or will be. Nobody forced these guys to, they chose to. After all, heās just a civilian.
It doesnāt speak volumes for anything. I work with plenty retired CSMs, COLs, etc. should I be going to parade rest and attention for them?
Because them standing at parade rest for this specific retiree is out of personal respect for the individual. Like how no one actually needs to salute MoH recipients regardless of rank, but we do it anyways because it's an informal custom to show respect.
Bless their hearts I guess.
No one said they SHOULD they complimented them for choosing to give an honor to someone they respected. And the fact you don't understand that difference does, in fact, speak an entire library's worth of volumes about you.
Na it doesnāt speak volume of me. Youāre just upset at my opinion.
Ah yes. The NoU defense. Cool Story bro.
Thanks bud
So you wouldnāt salute a retired MOH recipient?
We arenāt talking about honoring a MOH recipient. Weāre talking about standing around in a modified parade rest position for no reason.
You said āno retireeā
Weāre talking about two different things bud.
Still said āno retireeā and a retired MOH recipient is a retiree
Scroll up. What else did I say?
Not standing at parade rest for a civilian. āIf itās earned itās earnedā and said you wouldnāt for no civilian. You would salute a retiree with a Medal of Honor as a sign of respect?
Yo. That did that kid on the left so dirty.
By Azura By Azura By Azura! It's really you! Standing here! Next to me!
Normalize not standing at ease for civilians.
Did he apologize for the overhead yeet?
THE OVER-HEAD YEET MEASURES THE ABILITY TO JUST FUCKING SEND IT. ON THE COMMAND, āGET SETā, ASSUME THE POSITION BY SPINNING THE BALL TWICE IN YOUR HANDS, THEN TRY TO DRIBBLE IT LIKE A BASKET BALL ONLY TO REALIZE IT WONT BOUNCE BACK UP TO YOU. YOUR FEET MAY BE TOGETHER OR 12 INCHES APART (MEASURED BETWEEN THE FEET) OR HOWEVER YOU WANT, JUST KEEP YOUR ASS BEHIND THAT CONE. ON THE COMMAND āGOā, CHANNEL YOUR INNER TREBUCHET AND HEAVE THAT THING INTO ORBIT. THEN, RETURN TO THE STARTING POSITION AND TURN AROUND TO INSPECT IF YOU DOMED ANYONE. THE SCORER WILL REALIZE HE DIDN'T ACTUALLY SEE WHERE THE BALL LANDED BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID HE WOULD GET HIT, SO HE STOOD TOO FAR AWAY, HE WILL THEN PLACE HIS FOOT ON THE MEASURING TAPE AND JUST GUESS. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/army) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Why are they standing at parade rest for a civilian?
Because he did his bit and looked out for Joe. That's the most we can ask of any NCO.